I have been to busy watching Highschool of the Dead. Great anime. Love the manga. Anyways I got a sequel to my first story up and already have a few chapters in mind.

Canterlot Crib
Dustin's POV

When did I go to bed? I woke up and looked around the room. Kay? Check. My body normal? Check. Don't drink any alcohol? Big X. How much did I drink?

"How much did I drink last night?" asked Kay holding her head. Did I not just think that?

"I got a hangover." I told her. I opened the door and a small yellow pegasus filly jumped in my face.

"SURPRISE!"

"Agh!" Kay touched me from behind. "Agh!"

"Agh!"

"Agh!" We both screamed at the young kid. Didn't mean to frighten him.

"Who are you kid?" I asked him.

"I'm Surprise!" Wait a minute. Who loves surprises? Pinkie Pie...

"Are you Pinkie's kid?" I asked him.

"You know my mommy?"

"I know too much. Don't eat the cupcakes." I told him. I went downstairs to get some medicine and I didn't see another pony in the building. I heard knocking on the front door. When I opened it I saw Zecora and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. They were a little bigger than last time. They were, however, dresses as girl scouts.

"Cutie Mark Crusader Girl's Scouts!" They all said. Great. Sweetie walked up to me. "I'm as sweet as can be. Won't you buy some cookies for me?"

"Listen kid I haven't got the time. Go... bother someone else with your rhyme." I told her. Like a boss!

"Will you eat them with a fox?" said Scootaloo.

"If the fox was Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case get that stuff out of my face." I told them. They got my message about not wanting a fucking cookie!

"This rhyming stuff is really hurting my tongue." I told Zecora.

"Is this Dustin I see? Not a wraith and not a human being."

"Great to see you too Zebra lady." Then Static came from behind.

"Hey Zecora! What can I get you?"

"The young ones wanted my help to sell their cookies. Your friends here is apparently too spooky."

"Hey!" I said. "I am not spooky! Ow. I have a headache. But I am not spooky!" I told her off.

"Prove it." said Twilight. I grabbed my wallet and noticed all my cash turned to bits. How convenient.

"Here's 20 bits." I gave her the money. The kids threw a box of cookies at me and close the door.

"Show them who's spooky!" I said getting my seat on the couch.

"You just fell for some reverse psychology Dusty." said Twilight.

"What? Aw! AW! Dammit!" Static took my cookies and ran away. "Those are my failure cookies Static!" Too late he's gone.

"Dustin!" yelled Forest as he came downstairs. He summoned a few plants and pulled me towards him for a hug.

"Hey their Forest." Sky came down at that time as well. Pinkie was playing with Surprise. After a group hug I did notice something.

"Hey Forest. Where is Fluttershy?"

"She's trying to show Terra Blitz around nature."

"Who?"

"Our kid... Didn't you know that?" When was Fluttershy pregnant! That's it. Kid's if your reading this I shall now replace my favored f- word with a kitten noise. There are children here now.

"When the fMEOWk did you have a fMEOWg kid!" I told him.

"Was that a cat noise?" he asked.

"Don't change the fMEOWg topic!"

"About two years ago. God your stupid."

"I'm not fMEOWg stupid! I wasn't here asshole!" He laughed.

"It's a fucking kitten! Hahaha..."

"Is their anyone here who doesn't have a kid beside me?" I asked.

"Um... Dustin... about that." said Kay. "I wanted to tell you yesterday that I was... um... pregnant."

Static's POV

Oh my god... Hahaha... He fainted! That's rich.

"Someone can't handle his alcohol." said Sky.

"It appears the cat got his tongue." said Forest.

"This is gold!" I said trying to pick him up. I was laughing too hard to do it. Then Silver Sage walked down and heard my bad cackle. She saw my position and my hooves around his neck.

"Dad did you kill him!" What?

"What? Oh Nononono... I didn't kill him. He's just really happy and passed out. Uncle Dusty will be fine."

"Why is he happy?" she asked.

"Your going to have a new friend kiddo." I told her. I put Dustin on Sky's back and he carried him back upstairs.

"What do you mean?" she asked me again.

"Your Aunt Kay is pregnant." I told her.

"Oh wow." She gave Kay a hug.

"Thank you Sage." she said accepting the hug. We all congratulated her on the baby. Sky came back downstairs with Dustin who woke up.

"I'm going to be a dad!" he yelled happily. He ran outside. "Do you all hear me! I'm going to be a daddy!" he continued to yell. Didn't I do a similar thing?