I actually have no author note to put in this chapter. How fucked up is that?

"So Dustin what are you going to do?" I asked him.

"I guess make a life here with Kay and not fuck it up this time." He said calmly.

"Your awfully calm Mr. Shafer." said Celestia walking up with her sister and guard.

"Aw look Static. She brought protection this time." He said loud enough even my daughter looked at him scared.

"Welcome back Dustin."

"Glad to be back." he said offering a brohoof. "Please tell me I won't go through any more worlds or time itself again."

"You probably won't have to."

"Oh thank god." He gave a sigh of relief. "Hey Static! How do I use magic again?"

"Are you serious!" I yelled.

"A little. I can't remember."

"Just do it. Like we use to."

"Aw forget it. Magic is so lame." And with that statement his unicorn horn disappeared.

"There is nothing wrong with magic!" yelled Twilight.

"I think using my hooves is a more reliable way to get something done than with magic."

"Didn't you have some tattered wings last time?" I asked him. Then on cue some wings popped up that were the same tan as him but with some steel colored blades on top of them.

"Keep talking Static! Your making my day better!"

"Uh... You have a big tub of jelly!" Nothing happened. "DAMMIT!" we both yelled.

"Hahahaha..." Twilight was laughing. "You two are so much alike." I saw Dustin try to fly and fall on his face. When he finished groaning he took off again and this time managed to fly.

"Good job their buddy!" I yelled. He swooped down and picked me up. "Whoa! Hahaha Stop it! Your scaring the kid!" I told him. He gave me a chuckle and picked up Silver Sage as well.

"Dad! Help I'm scared!" She said. Dustin handed her to me and put us both on his back.

"Enjoy the view you two!" he yelled. After a few minutes he went back down and got a smack from Twilight.

"Idiot way to traumatize my child!"

"Hehehe sorry." was all he said. Kay gave him a kiss on his cheek. "And now it feels better."

We spent the next several hours talking about what we have done for a while now. I learned that yes we sabotaged Dustin's wedding plan but we can at least throw it here. He said last year his dad passed away due to cancer and his mom died of the grief. Cody became a CEO of Wal-mart and made it big money wise. Kay's dad is still alive but he's in a retirement home. So it was just these two living and making the best of life. Dustin went through his pockets and all he found was 5 cigarettes, a lighter, and a couple of pictures.

"I don't mind being here but... Is their anyway back Twilight?" he asked her.

"I don't think so. I'm so sorry for ruining your life again." she said.

"Nonono... It's alright. It's alright. I just need to get readjusted to this place." We sat in the library section of the Canterlot Crib as I called it. He was sitting in a human position looking around.

"Is it me or is this place... bigger?" he asked us.

"We had a few house extensions." I told him.

"Hey was their a doctor here?" he asked me again.

"What?"

"Zephyr. Was he here?"

"There was no one else here when you left."

"Then I guess he left. Thanks." He stood up and went upstairs. We followed him into the observatory.

"Well I see you guys enjoy the place right?" He was going through some books.

"We love it! This is the perfect place for a smart kid like Sage." Twilight and I told him.

"Oh god I know! That kid is smart! Makes me feel stupid at least."

"Then she's doing her job right." I told her.

"Hahaha... You said house expansions. What did you mean?" Sage went up to him and said. "4 extra bedrooms, an extra bathroom, 4 additional storage places, and a trophy room." Dustin stared at her for a minute.

"So 4 bedrooms and 4 storage places. Is it 8 rooms or..."

"It's 4 closets stupid."

"Right... Well jeez aren't you smart. Just watch your mouth or people might take offense."

"Like when I called you stupid for not being smart like me?" He gave me and Twilight a look of pity.

"Uh... Yeah. That's right. Don't say that." I guess he matured.

"Okay. I will work on that."

"Do you go to school?"

"What do you think?"

"Well... that's why I asked. Who feels stupid now!" Congratulations Dustin. You made a little girl feel stupid compared to you.

"I go to Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. Did you go to school?"

"Of course I did. I just figured Twilight would teach you some things or two."

"Oh she did like this!" Sage's horn glew and Dustin disappeared. We all heard an 'OOF' that sounded like the poor guy.

"Dustin! You okay!" I yelled from the window.

"No! But that's just life!" he yelled back. "Great Kid! I promise not to hurt her!" We heard him yell again.

"Don't you even joke about that!" Twilight yelled at him.

"I don't hit kids." he said standing up. He then walked in and had a few burn marks on him which he just wiped off.

"Do you have a room available for rent?" He asked me.

"I can just give you the spare. The others are taken." I told him.

"I see. Forest and Sky?"

"Yes. And the kids have their own."

"Alright cool cool. If I'm back then I better get comfy."