Now I have the chance to really get into this. I will forget about the whole wraith chronicles bullshit. There will more in the "Stallions" stories.

It had been a few years since Kay and I woke up. Apparently we were in a bus accident as kids and lived out a portion of our lives. We can hardly remember what happened but the dream we had really fucked us up. I am now 29. I was 17 when I was in the accident.

"Kay wake up." I told the woman sleeping on my shoulder. It was a cold night and we were on a romantic date. She was wearing her black dress and my brown coat.

"Ugh. What?"

"Your drooling." We were sitting outside of the Eiffle Tower watching the fireworks. "I'm sorry. It's just so cold."

"I know." I reached into my pocket to grab a box. "There is something I need to ask of you." I told her.

"What is it Dusty?"

"You have been the only thing I cared about for the past few years. We made it far and even opened companies thanks to Cody being a CEO and all." (Cody is Dustin's brother.) "However... Kay Kronor..." We didn't notice the warm light that surrounded us.

Ponyville town square.
Static's POV

"Alright honey. Your going to meet the man who I was created from." I said to my young filly. Her name was Silver Sage. We called her that due to her shiny silver coat and how she was the smartest kid ever born. Like I am not even fucking with you. This young filly was smarter than Twilight when she was a kid and she can already handle herself in a fight.

"I can't wait Dad!" she said hugging my leg. I love it when she calls me dad. Twilight was working on a spell to summon Dustin. In the past this was all a dream but he somehow made it real. I know it's confusing. We could hear voices from the large magic sphere Twilight made. All the ponies from town was watching this. About 2 years ago on this day... Dustin changed everything. Then there were two people standing there in the sphere. "... Will you marry me Kay?" was what we all heard. There was a few Aww's from the audience. Then the bubble disappeared and two ponies sat there looking at each other.

"What is...?" said Kay. She was short of a word.

"NO! No nonono NO! Not this again!" said Dustin lowering his head down. "Why am I here?" he yelled.

"We wanted you here." I told him.

"Is this a dream?" they both asked.

"No this is the real dimension you created Dustin." said Twilight. Dustin looked at Kay then back at us.

"You guys got me at the worst time possible."

"I was going to say yes anyways." said Kay.

"What really?!" Dustin said getting a hug. There were more Aww's. "Then I have nothing to be angry about." He stood up. The kid grew. He was as tall as Luna. Kay was only a few inches shorter. He had a tan coat and the same eyes as me. His hair and tail were long and brown. He was also wearing a brown vest and cape. The similar version of a trechcoat here in this world. He walked over and gave me and Twilight hugs.

"And who is this little girl?" he said picking up Silver Sage.

"This is my daughter." I told him. He was throwing her up and down catching her.

"Look at you! Look at you. Your the cutest kid I have ever seen." This earned a large blush on her face. D'AAWWW!

"Put me down please." Sage said quietly. He did as was asked and looked at every other pony around him.

"Guess I'm here to stay." He gave Kay a wink. She looked exactly like she did before when she was Brave Heart. He went back to her and pulled out the black box from his coat pocket. Inside the box was two matching bracelets which he clipped to both of them.

"Somepony go tell Celestia!" he yelled. "She will want to know of our return."

"I'm on it." said Derpy flying towards Canterlot.

"Where are Forest and Sky?" he asked me.

"Forest went with Fluttershy to the beach. Sky and Pinkie took their foal to the hospital to get a flu shot." I told him.

"Wait did Pinkie have a kid? How long has it been?"

"Since you were hear? 2 years."

"It's been 5 on Earth." he told me. He did look older but didn't have any bags like me. Guess he's been sleeping good. I would too If I had someone like Kay around. Speaking of Kay she was having a girl talk with Twilight. I just let them be. Dustin went back to Sage.

"So in a way I'm your dad?" he asked her.

"My dad told me everything about you. In a way yes. He also said you were mentally unstable." she told him. Oh God Dammit!

"Unstable huh?" he gave me the silliest look he could muster. He looked over at the Gauntlet. It was a large training ground full of dangerous moving obstacles ready to kill. He put a blind fold on his head and walked inside it.

"Dustin No!" I yelled trying to stop him. Then he came out of the other side of the Gauntlet unharmed. How did he?

"What do you think of that Silver Sage?"

"I think you cheated." she said. He spit out two screws and the entire contraption fell apart leaving us all in awe. He levitated a box out of his pocket and placed a cigarette in his mouth and lit it.

"You smoke now?" I asked him.

"It keeps my stress down." he told me. He never coughed so I guess that the smoke doesn't harm him as much as the normal person. Kay joined him.

"We picked up a few bad hobbies." He said again.

"That smells disgusting." said Sage.

"Sorry kid you get used to it." He said puffing a ring in her face. Oh snap!

"How's life been Static?" he asked.

"It's been great. I own my own mail company now."

"That's irony." he said. "Well for me that is." He dropped his smoke and stomped it out with his hoof.

"So I'm back in Ponyville. I don't know how to use magic anymore. I'm confused. I'm not in a coma and I am all around both happy and pissed. That's my life in a nutshell." He went over to Kay and put a hoof over her. "I'm still offering autographs!" he yelled to everyone else. No one came.

"Any pony? No? We'll shit."