Hey, Lu- I mean, Princess Luna.

Greetings, Mr Calculation.

Just Cloud's fine. So why did you want to see me?

Follow us to my chambers and I'll show you...

(Please don't be what I thought about earlier...)

OH, REALTA! WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT?!

H-Help me...

He is my pet. He has been rather cranky lately, so I would ask you to help him 'relieve some stress', if you know what we mean.

BUCK NO! I DON'T THINK THIS IS EVEN LEGAL!

Since when has law slowed you down?

Okay, fair point. But still; NO!

Why not? I thought you were...

You thought I was what?

Y'know... A meat handler...

That is the worst term for gay I've ever heard. And I'm not gay!

Kill... Me...

Oh yeah, that thing. What is it?

You don't want to know.

Fine. Anyway, I'm not banging this... Thing.

I could, er, 'help you out', so to say...

What do you mean?

With this...

WHAT?! NO! NO!

What?! I thought you'd like it!

SO MUCH NOPE! I'M OUTTA HERE!

Aw... Come back soon?

NO!

Author's Notes:

A little bonus chapter for some sort of closure on the the letter Luna sent him.