The Gamer 6
Chapter 5: Chapter 4: 'Potions and shit' and the 'I only added Ken to mess with ya'll!'
Previous Chapter"Oh hi! Probably wondering why AVGN is the nerd and some people still remember Team Crafted being in this fic." I said, talking to invisible people who I think are listening. "Well *chuckle* this was an early fic. 'twas successful but the writing was pretty bad. I mean, MINECRAFT? It's 4th grade." I said. "And probably you're wondering 'where's the TARDIS?' Well, I don't see any interdimensional creatures so I got that going for me which is nice... Now onto the fic!"
In the Everfree forest, there was a Pegasus pony, eyeing the 4 silhouettes of the ponies. "Hmmm, I shouldn't approach them yet. I need help from Zecora." Falling Star, the long lost sister of Twilight came into Zecora's view when she was busy picking up plants.
"Oh, who is this pony I have caught in sight? Ahh, why if it isn't Twilight!" Zecora said, holding a rose in her hoof. "Wait a minute, why haven't I seen it? You have no horn, but you're a unicorn!"
"Shh, Zecora. I'm Twilight's sister. I came to you for help."
"Hmm, I have not heard about her sister, are you sure you're not an imposter?"
"No, I was her long lost sister, I met her. She was a really nice pony. She helped with a traumatizing event of mine."
"Oooh, then what are you in need of? Because I'm busy making a potion of love."
"Why, exactly?"
A blush appeared on Zecora's face.
"Oh, I get it." Falling giggled a bit. "Okay, I need an invisibility potion so I can spy on a certain pony."
"Hmm, and why are you spying? Is there something you're hiding?"
"No, I need it because Twilight's spell gone wrong and that stallion has something to do with it." She said as Zecora smiled and grabbed two potions, one is in the color red and the other one is colorless.
"But I only need one-"
"No need to worry. Now go because I'm in a hurry."
"Thanks, I guess?"
"There's the tree house! We have to find out wha-" Evan said but quickly paused to see everyone's panicking. "What the?"
"Don't worry, I'm Pinkie, and I have the Pinkie senses. You'll be safe from the panicking ponies."
"Oh really? Like Spider man?" Daithi said. "You hear that? I guess Minecraft Steve Spider Man would be proud, eh? Mini Ladd?"
"Hahaha, not funny." Craig said "Let's head to library before something goes wrong!"
"Gah! I'm twitching! Duck!"
Everyone ducked except for Nogla, because he was confused. Then a piano fell on his head. Turns out, Derpy is still Derpy. "I just don't know what went wrong. And I just don't know why they're rampaging? Are they out of muffins?"
"No. They're bodies have been swapped by ponies from another dimension!" Pinkie said.
"Oh... And also, I know you're Pinkie from your twitching earlier. Come on, we have to get the Doctor."
"Later, until we gather Sparkle Ass, Renbooe, and the others." Evan said. "Got it?"
"Yeah. Also, we're carrying Nogla." Craig said.
"*sigh* I wonder how heavy Nogla is?" Evan said "Well... Let's go now!" They said as they carried Nogla to the library.
"Okay, It's time to-"
Then they caught 5 ponies playing Jenga while Rainbow is there in a trance.
"Oh, boy."
Then the 5 ponies looked at them.
"What, at least we know how to play this game." The Orange one said.
Sneak Peek of a new fan fic I'm making!
Then Rainbow Dash tested her skills on flying through brick walls and taking rings from goblin-like creatures (The one ring to rule them all) and knowing how to kill gigantic humanoid beings that have no genitalia, she readied herself as she saw the first thing on the map... A yellow brick road.
"A brick road? Oh this'd be fun..." So she walked and walked.... and walked.
"I could just fly! Why the heck am I walking?"
'Because I told you to do so! Now go on, slave!'
"Fine..." And the asshole she is, she walked and walked and she saw a metallic pony trying to cut a tree with magic. "What the-?"
"Oh, I'm just killing this tree because it has no meaning, and I don't care what other people use it for." said the pony with an emotionless grin.
Rainbow's eyes shrinked in fear. "I'm going to go on the quest for a brick with magical powers, wanna *gulp* come?"
"Yeah, I don't have the HEART to care about myself either. I'm just here, following you. No affections whatsover."
"Great! Now don't kill me, bub."
Mettalic Pony has joined the party.
"Now, do you want HP?"
"I have no heart. I don't have pain."
"Oh, that's sad."
"What's sad? I forgot emotions already. Let's just go."
They walked and walked and walked and walked.
"So, tell me 'Vinny'. What are these 'corruptions' you speak of."
"Well, seeing that you have horse-crap of technology. We have these things called computers. They are extremely advanced stuff. And you can make pretty advanced stuff inside pretty advanced stuff. And you choose whether the good side, or the bad side." Vinny said. "And the bad side is... Well, how you say.. NSFW."
"'NSFW'? What's that?"
"Oh nothing." Vinny said with a light red flush in his cheeks. "Okay, about corruptions are that it's used to corrupt emulated games. And sometimes, the effect is laughable."
Then Joel popped in the conversation. "Yeah. it's pretty funny. Remember the time when Donkey Kong Country made a high pitch noise and made you miss breathing?"
"Yes Joel. I remember..."
"Also, we forgot Rev's here." Joel said "Where the hell is he?"