The Gamer 6
Chapter 4: Chapter 3: "MIND FREAK!"
Previous Chapter Next Chapter"*Whistling music* Jack! I got some games! 2 player games! Wanna play?" Daithi said as he walked up to the door but out of the slightest, Jack's head went through the door, shattering the door.
"Hi!"
"HOLY SHIT! WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Daithi ran away then met face to face with a pole. He then picked himself up then ran again, only to run into Evan. Evan stopped Daithi and pinned him down, trying to calm him.
"Jeez, Nogla. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
"Jack's head went through the DAR'!!!"
"Really? Did he get hurt?"
"I don't know. And HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?"
"Magic Mirror. 'nuff said. Now get in."
"Can I come?" out of a sudden, Jack appeared. "Hi, my name's Pinkie Pie. I'm not in my ordinary body, but can you help me and my friends get back home?"
"Uhhh, sure?"
"Evan... I'm scared."
"Settle down, Daithi. Pinkie is where this mirror is from. Equis, right?"
"Yuppers! That's the name of the planet. It's really roundy and all earthy." Pinkie said with a grin.
Daithi whispered into his ear. "I don't trust he-" then, Evan covered his mouth and said. "Let's go to Equestria, shall we? It's weird that Jack is Pinkie. Where're the others?"
"Weeeell, I was caught in a spelly thingy that my BFF, Twilight did an-"
"Hold on... Twilight?"
"Yup!" Pinkie said. "Twilight is my best friend and she accidentally put us here."
"Sparkle Ass.... Okay, I didn't met you. I met Rainbow hair, Sparkle Ass and Lyre... Also, what happened to Lyre now?"
"So what you're saying... this body had lesbian sex with you?" Rev/Lyra said to Bon Bon. "If so, please hit me with the frying pan.. for the 32nd time."
"*Sigh* What's the matter, you straight?"
"Oh I don't know... Vinny, say what you said in your Gmod RP stream."
"Oh. *ehem* You vant to talkk avout our Lahrd and Savor, Juses Crust?"
"Yeah, Cheese us Christ." Joel said. "All hail Cheese us!"
"I don't get it. Who's this Cheese Juses figure?"
"That reminds me. Super Mario Christian Values... Oh yeah, I'm still in pony land."
"Yes, and noone cares about the fact I'm in a lesbian girl's body!"
"Atleast you had sex, Rev." Joel said with a snicker.
"Not funny...."
And now, we present... Pony Grumps... THE FILLY VERSION!"
"So, basically... Jon, Danny, and Ross are here... Where's Suzie and Barry?"
"I don't know, but we have important matters at hand... Saying "D'awwww" to Arin. Now a 1. A 2. And a 1, 2 ,3 GO!"
"D'awwwwww"
"Shut the fuck up!"
"Don't you mean, Shu da fuk uph?"
"*sigh* Would you fucking stop?"
"Fine..."
So basically, I'm just Marion, narrating this whole story. Here's a whole recap of who're the ponies.
Twilight=Pewds
Pinkie=Jack
Apple Jack=Mark
Rarity=Toby
Fluttershy=Austin
Rainbow Dash= Wa-wait a minute... It isn't Ken... If that's what you're thinking, well remember Gamer 6 is a first come first server.... Someone downloaded it before Ken... Ladies and Gentlemen... You'll soon find out who's Rainbow Dash...
(Aww, God... What... What is... What is this feeling?) James Rolfe; a well known video game collector, thought in his mind. (I feel extremely rejuvenated. As if I was myself when playing the nerd in 2005.) His sense of feeling might be rejuvenated and energized but there's something wrong. He can't move. (Shit, I'M PARALYZED! I can't open my eyes!) He can feel his ears... Bending from side to side. (Wh-what the fuck is happening with my ears?) He tried to move a muscle, a muscle moved from the middle of his waist. (FUUCK! Is this some kind of sick demented dream I'm feeling, where I'm slowly being mutilated and at the same time, adding extra body parts to my body!?) Then, he felt his arms. He felt no fingers, no toes and his mouth is longer. (O-okay.. I'm done... I want to wake up now.) He then opened his eyes, only to be blinded by a bright light. "Gaaaah!" (What the, that's a girl's scream.) After his eyes have settled, he then opened his eyes to see 5 ponies playing poker.
"Go fish?" The Pink one said.
"I thought we're playing Monopoly." The Orange one said.
"Okay, here we are in Pony land. I kind of miss this place." Evan said. "All of us are ponified. And Jack is also a pony... Okay, everyone's pony."
"Uum, no need to say that 2 times Evan..."
"Ooo, I almost forgot to set up a welcome party!"
"Not now Pinkie. We're here to fix your problem."
"Oh, I almost forgot, everypony isn't their selves because of the spell I talked about so Twilight isn't here."
"Now how're we going to find out which is Twilight?!" Craig said as he looked at Evan. "Evan do something! I'm just a Craig, Delirious is just Johnathan and Nogla is just Daithi! We're just ordinary people!"
"Shut! I have to meet Sparkle Ass and tell her who is her she he me, wumbo..."
"You're right..."
And so, the group set off from the Everfree to the Library... What they don't know is that there's only one pony who's following them...
"They're back I see..." said a feminine voice. "I'll have to watch them... To see If they're righteous enough to save them."
Next Chapter: Chapter 4: 'Potions and shit' and the 'I only added Ken to mess with ya'll!' Estimated time remaining: 5 Minutes