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A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

by LunaScribbles

Chapter 1: The Glitchy Freak Out

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Author's Notes:

Sorry Guys, I wanted to remake this so I it would look cooler! I renewed the Long Description!

Los Santos, Grand Theft Auto 5

9:30AM

It was just a normal Sunday morning, where people go out in the sun, have fun, go picknicking and go to a church.... Unless you're a gamer like these awesome guys!


"Hehehe mwahahaha," Laughed a weird voice (Obviously, it's Delirious.. Who else has that majestic voice?) "Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the-" John(or Johnathan), most likely known as H20Delirious, was blown to pieces while doing the 'jack off' animation. *You BIIIIIIIIiIIIiIIIIiTCH!!!!"

And who was this person who blew him? (No pun intended) It was Evan of course! Also known as Vanoss(VanossGaming).

"HAHAHA, Man, you should seen the look of your voice" Evan said sarcastically but Delirious just laughed at the statement, knowing it is silly to hear that you can hear your voice "You liked screamed into a- Wait... Are you lagging off, Delirious?" Vanoss said staring at the frozen blast of the explosion. Evan is still functioning, however. He can still move left and right as he pressed their respectful commands on the controller. It's whether Delirious's internet sucks like hell or supernatural events happening on GTA?

"GUYS HELP!!!" Delirious cried out... with a dose of laughter in his voice.

"Guys, you've got to see Delirious as a 'stat chew', haha Come one guys!!!" Vanoss said, calling his friends to witness this epic glitch which includes Delirious making it 20% awesome..

"So what the hell is goin- pffft HAHAHAHA!! It looks like 'fuck you, you can't blow me' then turned into a statue to save his virginity!" An avatar that looks mostly like a black guy(no racism intended), also known as, Marcel( also known as BasicallyIDoWork.)

"Well, how are we going to free Delirious?" Vanoss thought for a while but his thinking was interrupted by Widlcat, also known as Tyler, an avatar that looks like a pig.

"What the heck is that?" Tyler further inspected Delirious "Haha, gee... Nice try Delirious..." He said with a tone that has no amazement at all. "Hey Guys, Delirious isn't good at statue posing, look at me!?" he then turned into a statue which they call it 'Gmod Stiffy Mode'. The action he made the whole crew laugh so hard that Wildcat wheezed (Again?!).

"WOOOOOOOH I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!" Then Nogla, his avatar having a green shirt, an adult diaper and a pony tail on the back of his head, was driving a car from a high altitude away from the ground and H20Delirious and the frozen explosion is his target for his landing.

"YEAH!" Nogla said his famous last words before making the explosions blast continue.

Few seconds before. (Wow, so specific!)

"What the hell!?" Delirious screamed out.

"Hey Delirious, what's going on there?" Vanoss said.

"I was busy banging my Xbox 360 to check if it was still working."

"Pfft, banging." Tyler chuckled then he looked at explosion. "Man, Nogla really fucked up this time. That blast isn't stopping." Then the explosion engulfed everyone, then it began sucking everyone in the process.

"OH NO, NOGLA YOU CAUSED A BLACK HOLE!!!! A TECHNICALLY RED, ORANGE AND YELLOW HOLE BUT IT'S STILL A HOLE!!!" Evan exclaimed in fright. (not really fright bcuz iz vidya geym blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)

"We're going inside a rectum! Hold on guys!!!" Wildcat enthusiastically said.

Vanoss said while the whole crew got sucked from the blast.


Meanwhile In Ponyville,Equestria 9:20 AM(Obviously, before the 'hole' incident happened... See what I did there?

"Okay, a parallel circuit? Check! Gamma ray experimentation kit to affect the universe's rift? check. Lasers, check. Alicorn Magic? Double Che-"

"What kind of knick knack are you making this time, Twilight?" Spike asked the ever so smart Lavender pony her invention with a joking tone.

"Well, it's a device which I call it the IDGM! Which stands for Interdimensional Data Gathering Machine."

"Wow.... I don't get it?"

"Well, I push this button, then pick a random dimension in a random dimension. Then I collect their data and succeed! Now, we have to wait and"

*BOOM*

"Oh, dear! Oh No, This is wrong.... Ii-i made, an implosion!!!" Twilight said with a shocked expression.

Then the weather changed from a sunny day, to a dark and stormy weather which terrified the ponies from all the blasphemous 'it's weather changing naturally' like the EverFree Forest.

Twilight then realized the things she was doing "The worst scenario is that one of that dimensions traits will be absorbed HERE! Oh no... This Is all my fault, where did I even got the idea to get data from other dimensions?"

Spike then approached her, trying to calm her down a bit. "It's not exactly your fault, it's because you didn't expect this."

Twilight then regained her posture and looked at Spike with a smile."Thanks, Spike, Now let's check out the implosion to inspect if it has done any damage to our dimension!" Twilight said, running out of the library and out to the Everfree forest. "I have to check this out!!"


Canada,America

"Grrrr! Fucking hell..." Vanoss said in an angry tone. "Jeez, Guys, are your GTA V's lagging cus' I don't see anything. All I hear is the explosion... Anyone experiencing this?"

"Yeah" They all said in unison.

"Well, this may be a glitch or virus. Grrrr!!! Fucking horse shit! Why can't I move! I can't see my character!!" Tyler raged.

"Well maybe if you- oh wait, never mind." H2ODelirious was about to say something bust quickly shut it.

The screen fades in, with a creepy looking forest unfamiliar to them.

"Guys, I think we're not in Los Santos anymore.." Vanoss said "I think it's pretty obvious... Los Santos has no trees.. I mean look at it!" He said sarcastically.

"True...." Delirious said sarcastically. "Oh yeah, Let me continue my thingie..*Ehem*.. Look At Me Vanoss, I'm the Ghost of the Masterbating FISHERMAN!!" He then did the same action from before laughing.

And no one's laughing...

"What a good laugh before venturing this glitch world...." Vanoss said sarcastically, then blew him up with a rocket launcher.

"Wait I was supposed to laugh?" Tyler said.

"Well let's get startin', our controllers aren't gonna move by theirselves!" Vanoss said.

"Uhh Vanoss, I have to go, I have to buy groceries..." H20Delirious "Also, the water bill...."

"I also got to go." said Nogla

"Me too" Wildcat said as he left.

"Bye!" said Marcel

"Well Fuck!" Vanoss sweared. "Well, only one thing to do in a cartoonish forest, C4 IT!!" He was about to place c4 until he thought about something. 'Why not explore this place a bit further because probably I can show some random stuff and glitches when they come back.'. "Yeah... I also have to make another video!"

So Vanoss went to a trail on the ground leading to a small village. He abruptly stopped walking and said. "I hear something!"

He turned around and saw a Purple pony walking the same trail that he was, but in the opposite direction.

"The fuck you looking at?" The creature jolted backwards and quivered in fear especially the green purple thing on top of the creature.

"Uhhh, Here horsey?"

"Uhh what?" Twilight replied with a confused face.

"Oh so it talks! Hi, my name is Evan, you can call me Vanoss. Can ya tell me where I am?"

The creature remained silent, then the word itself broke. "Are you safe?"

"Yes and no..."

"Yes and no? What the hay is that supposed to mean."

"Safe alone, dangerous with my friends."

"Why?" The reptilian thing finally broke it's silence.

"Well, me and my friends.... I can't tell you until I know my true colors."

"Red, Skin color, Black hair and Black glasses?" Spike said, literally saying the colors of his accessories and skin.

"/facepalm" he facepalmed and then he put a gun to his head and killed himself.

"Oh sweet Celestia, what the hay! Welp... That solves everything. No danger ahead..." Twilight said with a sad tone before returning to her library. She took her last glance at the place where he met this 'Vanoss character'. The thing he spawned was gone and too his body. "The hay? Well, that's weird, a human can't just disappear. As said by Lyra, Humans don't have magic. Well...." Twilight was rather intimidated now. "Back to the blueprints for IDGM." Then they teleported back to the library for she can't stand walking anymore because of the intimidation she's feeling... Then she appeared in the library only to encounter Vanoss.

"Hiya, well, I like your books here...." He said with sarcasm and got his bazooka. "Time to blow it up SKY HIGH!!"

"NOOOOO!"

"Just kidding! I'm not that jerk."

"Jerk? JERK?! YOU'LL BE CALLED EVIL!!"

'Is it me or your AI is being a LOT cleverbot-ish?"

"???"

"Advanced AI programming... Wow I never knew they could do that?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Hey can I crash here for the day until I get back home?"

"Well uh, sure... Just don't blow up my library because if you do.... I'll do something I'll regret."

"Like what? Forget my birthday party? Confiscate my dollies? Give me the worst dress?" He said in a girly voice before chuckling. Twilight rolled his eyes. "Also, where am I?"

"Ponyville, Equestria."

A thought came to his mind, My Little Pony. He shrugged from that thought. But wait, couldn't he just blow this place up?

"Okay, is there a hospital here?"

"Yeah, It's right ove- wait, why are you asking?"

"I'm talking about disappearing from your eyes.."


Evan then turned off his Xbox. "Man, My Little Pony is a bit fun I guess, if it were in GTA V..." He said to himself. "Well I am still not a brony.*sigh* Looks like another video has to be ma-" he was then distracted by the clock pointing at these numbers.. '12:00 Pm'. "So early?! I better practice some hockey!"

As The camera zooms out from him driving to the hockey rink for practice, he would realize that the world that GTA V, isn't the only game for that place to be encountered.

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