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The Gamer 6

by LunaScribbles

Chapter 3: Chapter 2(reupload) :Oh... That's normal. None of it isn't not normal.

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Golden Oaks Library, Ponyville, Equestria. 4:00

The three got bored of waiting for the others to wake up so Jack pulled up a deck of cards out of his mane(Don't ask, he's in Pinkie's body). And to find out that they're really bad at playing cards, heck they don't even know what to play!

"Got any threes?" Pewdiepie said with his poker face on.

"Go fish." Mark said with an unamused look on his face.

"Royal flush."

"Yup, It's official... we definitely don't know how to play cards." Pewds said with an unamused voice.

"Let's never play cards again." Mark said

"Agreed." They all said as they shook their hooves..

"So, about the pony games..." Pewds said to Mark.

"Oh, Yeah, I might have played SCP Friendship magic blabberdashery somehting but I am not a brony and I don't like it. Pinkie creeps me out the most. Not to offend you Jack."

"Heh, I watched that episode, that little feller' creeps on you when she's out of sight. Probably if you were more boss, like me, you wouldn't be scared and you would have a VIP pass to my 'BOSS' Party."

"Well, I play horror without my pants, isn't that boss enough?"

"Unless you have my special hat--" Jack then said putting his hooves ontop of his head. "-- Which is apparently invisible."

"Heh, take my hat instead." Mark said as he removed his Stetson Hat and gave it to Pinkie.

"Hey, look, the butter one is moving." Pewds said.


Meanwhile.
Scootaloo was busy dreaming about stuff. 'Oh my god, Chinese bootlegs... Oh DEAR LORD TEKKEN 2 ON NES!!! NOOO, NOT THE LION KING JUNGLEBOOK NES!!!!' Then Scootaloo started flailing her arms.

"Oh sweet Celestia, what's going on with you, Scootaloo?"

"BOOTLEGGED!!"


"*Yawn* I really need to get a better bed....-" Fluttershy then quickly inspected her body and squealed(Well, a scream, maybe.) "- Oh my God, why the hell am I a pony!"

"Wait, Pewdz, you said butter right?" Mark said.

"Yeah, because her color is butter."

"That means...."

Then Sean spoke up "It's that Peanut Butter Gamer laddie.. I think?"

"It's Austin, thank you very much." Austin; the butter pony said.


"AAAAAAAH, MY NIGHTMARES HAVE UNLEASHED!!!" Scootaloo said while going wild on top of Bon-bon's hair, pulling it.

"Aaaaaah, ow ow, make it stop!!"


"Hey, soooo, who are you ponies?"

"Well, we're youtubers. I'm Pewdiepie, that is Markiplier and that Pink One is JackScepticEye."

"Huh, small world... But why us? Gamer 6 brought me here."

"*cough* Darude-Sandstorm *cough*." Jack whispered.

"Shut up Jack, this isn't 'Youtube Comment Samolaytr'." Pewds happily said.

"Hhmmmm, Pinkie, Applestuff, Purple Power, and Butter are awake. Now, Marshmallow and Rainbow Dash are still unconscious." Jack said "Do you want me to kick one?"

"Sure, kick Marshmallow first." Pewds said.

*KICK* IN THE VAJAYJAY nuff said. "oWW, My PRIVATES!"

Then all of them looked at Jack with an angry look "What, you didn't say what part to kick."

"Awwww, hssss, Awww." Rarity said in agony.

"You should have said what part to kick first." Jack said.

As Rarity's pain fled away, she then opened her eyes. "Alright, who gave me the weed?"


Back at Bon-bon.

"There, hope you won't go crazy again." Bon-Bon said while tying up Scootaloo. "Okay, so you two. Who did you say you were again?"

"I'm Vinny." said Apple Bloom.

"I am...." said Sweetie Belle.

"God, no one's going to give a shit about me. My names Joel." Scootaloo said with an annoyed voice.

"Weird names."

"So as yours. Yours is weirder than the corruptions I have done!" Apple Bloom said.

"Stop talking like your smart App-"

"Shhh..." Apple Bloom covered her mouth "It's Vinny...."

Lyra began to open her eyes. "God, it's not a dream!" Bon-Bon then hit Lyra's head again.

"I wonder who Lyra is?" she said as she splashed water on her face.

"Ah God!"

"Okay, who are you?"

"I'm Rev!" *Whoop* *Clang* *Thud*

"Okay, so Rev the mature one. Good one! What next, make Vinny a girl?...." Joel said, said looking up at the sky.

Vinny looked at Joel awkwardly. "But Joel, we...*sigh* fuck that... We gotta find who's responsible for this." Vinny said.

Bon-Bon looked at the two. "Wait, so you didn't want these bodies?"

"No, our bodies were fine already, until we found an email saying 'Hello, play this game... Goodbye' I couldn't deny a fan can I? Or probably it was Fantasticaneer..."

"And I was sent an NES rom file. Didn't know what to expect. Good or bad? On my rating this is not as bad as the Druggy Finale Fight game."

"Wait a minute... A 'fan'? You mean like a 'fanatic' right? Who the heck are you two and what're your occupations?"

"I'm Vinny, and I make livestreams of random video games. And this is Joel, he does the same thing but with pirated bootlegs."


Meanwhile.

"Goddamit Ross, This is all your fault that we're ponies!" Diamond Tiara shouted.

"O c'mon, how is it my fault! It's definitely Arin's fault. HE'S the one clicked on it." Silver Spoon replied angrily.

"So we meet again, Game Grumps... Yeah, but seriously, stop Fighting, we need to get our stuff straight" Jon Tron, who is Rumble, said.

"Yeah, Jon's right." A pony stepped nearer to them. It was Pipsqueak "I am Egoraptor."

Then everybody started snickering.

"Awwww, Arin, you're so adorable!" Jon said "Is wittle bwaby tired?"

"Shut up Jon.."


"Wow, humans... So they do exist." Bon-bon said. "But I know who did that spell."

"Okay, lead us to her and we'll kindly ask to turn it back."

"It was a Princess."


"What in Celestia's name happened!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Felix what's going on?" As she heard a feminine 'Italian accented' voice behind her.

"Oh crud..."


I stand on my feet, with my face showing pride. I am back... I am home... I am free. "Finally, time to continue this fic." I said as I grabbed my notebook. I added a new feature called 'Writer's Notes'. It says there.

Remember that this story will also have another sequel. Remember that Vanoss is still in this story. Remember that I'm not a major character.

He wrote one more to the list and closed the book. He sighed as he heard another voice. "Getting a bit of common sense, eh? Not common for an uncommon mind like you..."

"Jason..."

"Hmph... I'll leave if you want me too."

"Fine, I just need some time to be free. Without my other half torturing myself."

"Oh come one, I don't torture you!"

"Yeah, but it feels weird talking to you!"

"Yeah, yeah. I'll just let you think. Just continue writing the fic."

"Mkay."


Meanwhile in Canada.

Evan Fong and his sidekick Johnathan. Featuring Craig Thompson because he's funny.

John used the Neo mirror to go to Evan's house.

"You, Vanoss. You thinkin what I'm thinkin'?"

"Seeing you with that mirror makes me even not trust you."

"Come on Vanoss, let's go to Ireland with this!"

"Hmm... Let's take Mini with us."

"Hmmmm, Okay." John prepared Mini's address and they both entered the mirror. They then appeared in Craig's bedroom. Lying in the bed is Craig, fast asleep.

Being the troublemakers they are, they both screamed, and shout, and let it out. "AAAAAAAAH Loud Noises! Wha-What the fu- How did you get in my room?"

"Magic mirror, now come with us..." Evan said as if it was natural.

"Wwhaaaaat?"

"I was trapped in another world, John saved the day. Got this mirror. Profit."

"Oh... That's normal. None of it isn't not normal."

"Now get in..." John said.

"Alright alright..."

Next Chapter: Chapter 3: "MIND FREAK!" Estimated time remaining: 9 Minutes
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