"Pinkie thinks your titles are getting worse, yes."

"I agree with Pinkie."

"My titles are great, girls, they ran on the fine line of showing and telling."

"Pinkie don't understand what the rainbow mane one says, yes."

"You know how in stories you need to show, not tell?"

"Yes. Pinkie is aware of that concept, yes. Pinkie is aware of it."

"Well I try to stay on the show part, you know?"

"You know this is a story, right?"

"Yes...."

"So you see the problem?"

"No...."

"Everything here is based on text, there is no way to show, only tell, there for you can't show, and only can tell, and that deny you from following the 'show, don't tell' rule."

"Pinkie disagree on that, but just for fun, Yes, the drunk purple one is right."

"But that is not fair."

"That is life in a oat shell for you."

"So no matter how I try I could never be good?"

"Make that two oats shells."

"Hey there!! I won't wait for you all day long, GET IN THE VAN!!!"

"What was that?"

"That is just Pinkie's ride to her new job, yes. He is not a very nice pony, and Pinkie needs to pet the cat all the way to the rainbow factory."

"Why you need to pet the cat?"

"That's cause the cat owns the van and pays the rent."

"What?! How a cat do that?"

"The cat is a doctor, yes. Pinkie thought you know."

"Well I really need to see that cat..."

"I'm Leaving if you don't come here right now!!!!"

"Well Pinkie don't want to be late on her first day, yes. Goodbye every pony."

And with that Pinkie Pie left the library and got in the van, as the van flew away the door was closed.

"You really need to stop doing that, I guess I could try to open your head and..."

Suddenly there was a knock on the door

"Would you shut up? Who is it?"

There's no answer

"Who is it?"

There's no answer

"Who is it?!!!!!!"

Their not saying anything

"Oh I give up."

"Your not going to open the door?"

"No."

"Why?"

Lyrics by Twilight Sparkle

Music by Men At Work

"You really going to do a song now? you know you just killed it for any pony else right on the start, we can only do one song for chapter, that's our budget."

"Shut up and let me sing."

"Why should I care who's behind my door,

"They go away, and never come here no more,

"I was up late last night,

"I'm still very tired, nor I feel right,

"I do my best when I'm alone,

"As I said, Don't you invade my home,

"It's best if they just stay outside,

"If they come in, I will run and hide,

"Why should I care now?

"Who can it be now?

"Why should I care now?

"Who can it be now?

"Why they are knocking at my door?

"Can't they see the sign, leave me all alone,

"If they know, that I'm right here,

"They might come, and want to stay,

"I have done no harm, by keeping to myself,

"I'm happy with the state of my mental health,

"I like it here with all my friends,

"Whisky bourbon, Scotch Irish,

"Why should I care now?

"Who can it be now?

"Why should I care now?

"Who can it be now?

"If it's a mare that will take me away?

"Will she follow me?

"Wish the future I could see,

"I see just fantasy,

"Oh, Who can it be now?

"I'm all worked up now!

"Who can it be now?

"Why should I care now?

"Oh, Who can it be now?

"Oh, yeah, Who can it, Who can it

"Oh, Who can it be now?

"Oh, Why I care now?"

Lyrics by ????? ?????

Music By Men At Work (Again, but different song)

"Traveling in a stinking suit,

"With no booze not much to glut,

"So I came to a strange lady, she will make me nervous,

"She should take me in and make me some breakfast,

"Cause I Do come for the land down under!

"Where mares chug while others slumber,

"You will hear, you will hear the thunder!

"You better run, when I seek shelter!"

"Went to a public library,

"Right here in tiny ponyville,

"When I will ask the mare if she can feed me,

"She will smile and dishes a disgusting sandwich,

"And She'll say, So you come from the land down under?

"Where beer flows and mares plunder?

"I can hear, I can hear the thunder!

"You can stop, you found your cover,

"I can smell the liquor cabinet,

"I can hear you put the locks on it right away,

"You think you could try and tempt me?

"Cause I come from the land of plenty!

"As I said, I come from the land down under!

"Where Mares snore and others shatter,

"You hear, you hear the thunder?

"I start to run, so I find cover!

"Cause I live in a land down under,

"Where mares roar while others slumber,

"I hear, I hear the thunder,

"I'm so lucky, that I got cover,

"Cause I come from a land down under,

"Where beer flows and mares chunder ,

"Can you hear, can you hear the thunder,

"I stop run, I got cover,

"Living in the land down under,

"Is so much fun, when you don't slumber,

"You can hear, you can hear the thunder,

"That the sign to run and find cover!

"Living in a land down under."

"Berry Punch, Why didn't you said it was you, you dirty old rat?"

"I can't put a show now you filthy twat?"

"Who is she?"

"Rainbow Dash meet Berry Punch, The mare who showed me how to drink when I was 8,"

"Nice to meet you, WAIT, she helped you do underage drinking?!!"

"Well I am a year younger then Twilight Drunkle here, she started late, that's all, I began drinking at the fine age of 4."

"WHAT?!!"

"Ignore her, Berry Punch, what brings you here?"

"Crikey, I just came to meet my old shila, and maybe chug a bit while we put oats on the barbi,"

"What she said?"

"Here take this dictionary it could help you."

"What is it? Aussie - English Canterlot Dictionary,"

"Just read it,"

"I bet you excited for your first day of work, you remembered to have the cloud walking spell casted on you I trust."

"Yes, Pinkie remembered to have the spell casted on her, yes. Pinkie is not a dumb horse."

"That is great, we are putting hard floors right now so you won't really need it, but we didn't got to cover all the places you will go to during a working day."

"And what places Pinkie should go to in a working day? yes."

"Oh nothing special, just your work station, bathrooms, dining room and the hallways, You can trust me, every pony know Surprise is the best supervisor, also like my name, I made you a surprise!!"

"What is that surprise?"

"I made you a song, it got cool lyrics, and it talks on your working day, also it got really good music so you can remember it and it uses the big shift bell as part of the score too, I think it starts right now!"

Lyrics by Surprise

Music by AC\DC

"We make rolling thunders, a pouring rain.

"We bring in the hurricane,

"Our lighting flashes across the sky,

"Stick to the rules, and you won't die,

"We don't take prisoners, We spare all lives,

"No pony is putting up a fight,

"Listen to the bell, it tells you when to work,

"The work is safe, I can tell you,

"Work bell,

"Yeah, work bell,

"I am the one to ring the work bell,

"When the work rising, work bell!!"

"I got pink sensations, Up and down my spine,

"You should know evil is a good friend of mine,

"I will make pink lightings that will crack the sky,

"If Tia is over there, that's where I Strike,

"I don't take prisoners, no soul I spare,

"Every pony will put up a fight!,

"Listen to my bell, it tell you when to run,

"Work not safe, now that I'm around!

"Kill bell,

"Yeah, kill bell,

"I will bring the killing bell.

"When I ring it, kill bell!!"

"Yeow,

"Work bell, work is coming to you!,

"Kill bell, don't tell me what to do,"

"Work bell, That's what I'm here to do."

"Work bell, you won this time."

"Work bell, I could taken you down."

"Work bell, stop dragging me around."

"Work bell, do the job right."

"Work bell, I won't put up a fight."

"Work bell."

"I say I still can drink more and hold better my booze!"

"Stop being silly, I'm the princess of drinking for pony sake!"

"I say your just don't want to share your booze with me cause you know I will drink it all."

"Stop being silly I got enough booze to kill a medium town."

"well the I challenge you to a music drink off!!"

"You know I will win right?"

"What's a music drink off?"

"I have no idea."

"I know what it is."

"So what do you say? we drink and play, first one to miss a note loses."

"I'm sorry I'm worthless to the story, or to life."

"Just to show you how much better I am I will play the lead guitar in your nation drinking song!"

"Well I take the drums, playing guitar drunk is too easy, try to keep the beat while drunk!"

"This is going to be so epic..."

"What is that song anyway?"

Lyrics by Berry Punch and Twilight Sparkle

Music by AC\DC

"TWILIGHT!"

"SPARKLE!"

"BERRY!"

"PUNCH!"

"TWILIGHT!"

"SPARKLE!"

"BERRY!"

"PUNCH!"

"CHUG!"

"CHUG!"

"I seem caught,

"In the middle of the group of your friends," "PUNCH!"

"I look around'

"To see there's no turning back," "SPARKLE!"

"My mind racing,

"Think of all the things I could do," "PUNCH!"

"And I know,

"There is no help, no help for you," "SPARKLE!"

"The beat of the drums,

"Burns in my heart,

"The Thunder of home

"Keeps me alive

"You'll be - Berry Punched!"

"Went down a bottle,

"I'll brake your limit, hit you home,

"Went through Celestia, yes Celestia,

"Do I made my point?

"Drink every day,

"A bottle each day just keep me sane,

"I had to learn to keep it in,

"Yeah, yeah, she ,she, she broke my mind,

"You should be shaking at the knees,

"Can you fill my drink, please?

"I think I'm too kind,

"You'll be - Twilight Smashed, Twilight smashed,

"Yeah, yeah, yeah Twilight smashed,

"Oh, Twilight smashed, Yeah."

"I no shaking on my knees,

"Could you fill my drink please?

"Berry Punched, Berry Punched,

"Yeah, yeah, yeah Berry Punched,

"Berry Punched, yeah, yeah, yeah,

"You see, I'm alright,

"I'm doing fine."

"I'm, I'm alright,

""Also, doing fine."

"So fine."

"Berry Punched, yeah ,yeah, yeah,"

"Twilight smashed.""Berry Punched.""Twilight smashed."

"Whoa baby babe Berry Punched,"

"You'll be, Twilight smashed,""Berry Punched."

"Twilight smashed.""Berry Punched."

"You been, Twilight Punched."

"It seem we matched, just drink and last mare to puke?"

"Sure."

"The Work is so not for Pinkie, yes. Pinkie Can hear them sing,"

Lyrics Pinkie Pie

Music AC\DC

"Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work,

"This just is so annoying,

"I just sit and count the snow,

"I want to take all I can get,

"You know what I mean,

"There is deadly to the left of me,

"Deadly to the right,

"It is no gun,

"It is no knife

"But it will make due,

"Cuz I'm Pi-n-kie,

"I'm ostracized,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I will always fight,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I'm a power whore,

"Pi-n-kie,

"You made me explode!

"I'm dirty, mean, and mighty unclean,

"I'm a wanted mare,

"Public enemy number one,

"Understand?

"So lock me up,

"In a padded room,

"Throw the keys,

"And run for your life,

"The Pink is back in town,

"Don't you mess around,

"Cuz I'm Pi-n-kie,

"I'm ostracized,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I will always fight,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I'm a power whore,

"Pi-n-kie,

"You made me explode!

"Pi-n-kie, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I'm ostracized, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie,

"I will always fight, work, work, work

"Pi-n-kie,

"I'm a power whore, work, work, work,

"Pi-n-kie,

"You made me explode!"

"Hay Pinkie, keep it down, other ponies are trying to work here,"

"Sorry Supervisor Surprise, Pinkie will be quiet, yes."

"I think we drunk too much, I no feel good."

"I agree, it see there is too much drinking."

"Why she called Punch anyway?"

"Should I show her?"

'Be my guest."

"What you ... Ouch!!!!, why you punched me for?"

"She is the best Puncher in all of down under, as a foal she pouched her dad cold,"

"Yah, he is still very proud of it, I feel like I'm on the roadway to pony heck."

Lyrics by Berry Punch and Twilight Sparkle

Music by AC\DC

"Easy drinking, drinking free,

"One way ticket to lose my mind,

"Ask nothing, enjoy the ride,

"Drinking everything with pride,

"Don't need reason, just liver time,

"It's the thing I love to do,

"Drinking hard, Going down,

"I'll see my dead friends soon,"

"We on the roadway to heck,

"Roadway to heck,

"Roadway to heck,

"We walk down the way to heck,"

"No stop sign, not my booze,

"No pony stop me drunk,

"Like a wheel, head is spinning,

"I think I messed it around,

"Hay Mommy, me gonna puke,

"I don't feel so good,

"Hay dada, look at me,

"I drunk more then you"

"We on the roadway to heck,

"Roadway to heck,

"We on the roadway to heck,

"Roadway to heck,

"Owwww"

"I'm on the highway to heck,

"Low way to hell,"

"We on the roadway to heck,

"On speedway to beck,"

"Highway to beck,

"We on something to crap,"

"Roadway to heck,

"Walk way to check,"

"Momma, Walk way for check,

"And we going down....""All the way."

"That was great babe, but can I do a song now I'm free again?"

"Run Berry, Run..."

Lyrics by Scootaloo

Music by AC/DC

"She is a fast machine,I keeps my motor clean,

"She's the best darn mare I have ever seen,

"She got bloodshot eyes, telling me no lies,

"Knocking me out with those Equestrian thighs,

"She drank more then her share, she is fighting for air,

"When you told me to come I was already here,

"I made the walls start rocking, the earth was bucking,

"My mind is aching, cause you just do it,

"And you, took me all night long,

"Yeah you, took me all night long,

"Working double time, on the production line,

"You one of a kind, make me work, all time,

"Want no beards, just another shot,

"Make a meal outta me and come back for more,

"You so cool to drink another round,

"You chug it down and back in the ring,

"The walls start rocking, The earth is bucking,

"My mind is racing, can we make it,

"And you, took me all night long,

"Yeah you, took me all night long,

"Knock me out, I say,

"You took me all night long,

"You want me shacking and you take me all night long,

"Yah you took me,

"When you shook me,

"You really shook me as you took me all night long,

"Ohhhhhhh you took me all night long,

"Yeah, yeah, you took me all night long,

"It really got me when it took me all night long,

"Yes you shook me,

"When you took me all night long.."

"I'll give it a pass."

THE END(I wish)