"Would you believe this??!!! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!"

*Gulp* "What is it now Rainbow?"

"I can't even say it it's so angring!!"

"Pinkie never heard of a word such as angring, yes. Pinkie would have rememberd it."

"I think she ment irritating, but simple dash don't know fancy words."

"I do to know fancy words!"

"HAHAHAHA, You crack Pinkie up. yes. Rainbow Dash don't even know how to use proper grammar ,yes. Rainbow Dash don't know how to use proper grammar."

"What got your tail in a knot any way?"

"It's Fragging Trixie Variety Show. Would you believe they placed The Mentally Advanced series on the front page?"

"So your mad that we made it to the front page of the lame website you wanted to be in all this time?"

"It's not a lame website, it's THE main website for ponies, and it isn't us who made it to the front page."

"Pinkie is confused,  yes. Aren't we the Mentally Advanced ponies? yes. Also what is 'fragging'?, Pinkie never heard of such word, yes.Pinkie never heard of such word."

"The thing they posted wasn't our Mentally Advanced thing but a new thing from the orignal creator, and Fragging is instead of..." *wisper in Pinkie's ear* "Cause we can't swear here."

"Why is this Foolish thing that we can't curse here? who they Fragging think they are? the Fragging pony police? I will teach those ill conceived ponies excuse for defecation who say the final word here, those bucking ponies!!... Curses!!! Now Pinkie here talks all funny. Pinkie can't curse properly."

"Well thats not true, I called you a retard."

"Well retard isn't really a curse, it is a diagnosis, Like autist isn't realy a curse..."

"But I used it as a curse, it got to count."

"Well I.... In fact.... Funny thing...."

"You are not trying to say you ARE a retard, are you?"

"Well I.... am kinda... diagnosed as one..."

"I would never have guessed..."

"REALLY? I know they told me im an high level retard but I never knew I hid it so well. oh my gosh."

"I was being sarcastic you know, the only thing that don't add up is that you are considered High level retard."

"They have must set the bar very low for her to be high level, yes. Pinkie will have to see how low it's set."

"You are insane, you know that PInkie?"

"You may laugh but Pinkie get a fat bits bag every moon due to her diagnosis. yes. Pinkie lives well off her wellfare money."

"Why you live off your wellfare money? don't you have a job at the Sugar Cube Corner?"

"Pinkie was fired from that job, yes ,Ms Cake wasn't happy for me trying to make cupcakes from her customers, yes ,One time Pinkie forgot to filter the bones and teeth and suddnly 'Your Fired Pinkie!', it is not fair to Pinkie, yes, It is not fair to Pinkie."

"Well don't worry Pinkie, I will help you get a new job, you can count on me!!"

"This won't end well..."

"PInkie don't understand why she need a job,yes.She is doing preety well on her wellfare money."

"Well what if you want more spanding money? also you want to bring back to the econamy right?"

"Pinkie don't care on the econamy.yes. Also if you are retarded how you got in college?"

"Being retared only affect my IQ silly, and since I'm high level that means my IQ is just below average, and it only changes the speed in which I learn, In fact my IQ is even higher then average as I was diagnosed like 18 years ago and back then I was below average, but now I'm even a bit higher then average."

"So your saying you raised your IQ points?"

"Only a bit, what really helped was the fact everypony get dumber all the time, so the average keeps falling, sadly once you get a diagnosis you are marked for life, but you also get lots of help, it is like a sword that is sharp on both sides so you and the others get hurt."

"Pinkie thinks you want to say a double edged sword. yes. Rainbow Dash want to say double edged sword."

"No, what is a double edged sword anyway?"

"You are resented by Pinkie. yes. you are resented by Pinkie, Rainbow dash."

"Well here we are!"

"What you talking on? this is just the Cutie Mark Crusaders club house, yes."

"Well doh, They gonna help you find your new job."

"Last time Scootaloo, eh Ain't going to try to be a lock smith, and eh won't do a clop movie with Sweetie Belle, yha only got one more week in it anyhow, can't yha just wait?"

"I wish I could baby... But mommy got a fire that builds up inside her and she need to flame it down, OH!!!"

"That just gross."

"I AS A NORMAL PONY, AGREE WITH APPLEBLOOM, IT IS, IN FACT, GROSS."

"Maybe you should look somewhere else for help. just saying." *gulp*

"Where you came from, Twilight Sparkle?"

"First of all its Princess Twilight Sparkle, the guardian of all the booze, Second, you really think I will miss the first funny thing you will do?"

"Well thanks for following but I'm preety sure I could.."

"Ready?"

"1."

"2."

"Three!"

"Look out below!!!!!!!!!"

"OH!!!!!!!"

"Rainbow dash got a hit in her belly from a flying horny filly, Pinkie Finds nothing funny on it. yes."

"The Pain... The Pain..."

Music by The Bangles

Lyrics by Pinkie Pie

"You will soon die, end your life, Dashie

"I can feel your heart beating, all over you

"Can you feel the pain?! I hope that I ain't dreaming..

"I hope it the causing, of internal hemorrhage!!

"I know it's ment to be, Dashie.

"I watched you when you were sleeping

"You belonged to me

"Do you feel the pain?

"I hope I ain't dreaming,

"You will die,

"From internal Bleeding!!!

"Say your prays, You just met your end!

"Your all life so lame

"Death will ease the pain

"You soon will lose all feelings!!!

"Yhaaaa!!!!

"Say your prays, You just met your end!

"Your all life so weak

"Death will end the pain

"You soon will lose all feelings!!!

"Yhaaaa!!!!

"You just lay down, give up your life,

"I can feel your heart beating, all over you

"Can you feel the pain?! I hope that I ain't dreaming...

"I hope it the causing, of internal bleedddd!!!!!!!!!!!

"You just lay down, give up your life, Dashie

"I can feel your heart beating, all over you

"Can you live the pain?! I hope that I ain't dreaming..

"I hope it the causing, of internal bleedinggggg!!!!!!!

"You just lay down, give up your life, Dashie

"I could feel your heart beating, all over you

"Can you feel the end?! I hope that I ain't dreaming..

"I hope it the causing, ooooffff internal bleeding!!

"You just die now, give up your life, Dashie

"I could feel your heart beating, all over you

"Can you feel the end?! I hope that I ain't dreaming..

"I hope it the causing, of internal bleeding!!

"I'm fine, I just got hit on the belly."

"Curses, Pinkie wanted to grind you to rainbow dast."

"I just got an Idea, we must go!"

"Where you taking Pinkie? Put Pinkie down!!!"

"Would you please revoke the punishment babe?"

"NO!!!"

"Why you took Pinkie to Cloudsdale?"

"Trust me Pinkie you will love it!" Said Rainbow dash the great as the landed smoothly on the front door of the Rainbow Factory, A peguses look alike of Pinkie Pie came to greet them, only that she was white with yellow mane.

"You do know you don't have to say everything that is happening, Right ex boss?" Said the Factory Engineer.

"Well this is weird, also I got a name you know, it's Surprize, use it"

"How could I use it? I have no idea what it is."

"You Fool!!! her name IS SURPRIZE!!!!"

"Thats why I can't use it, I don't know what it is since it's a surprize, doh."

"I sure don't miss thous moments from the time she was in charge."

"What evil deeds you did to deserve such curel fate?yes.Pinkie demands to know."

"Well it was part of a program to fit in mentally challenged ponies in the work place, and they decided that it will be best to also place the mentally disabled pony as the one officially in charge, so they will get all the blame in case somepony would to found out what we did here, in the end we don't need to worry on it due to Rainbow's freak out in the grinder room, talking on a happy mishap, so she got sacked."

"So your saying I wasn't picked cause of my abillities? but only as somepony to blame everything on in case every thing went bad?!!"

"Abillities?! hahahaha thats rich, and yes, you were our scapegoat."

"I'm Not a Goat!!! And Let me tell you...!!!"

"Shut up Dash, yes. You intrigue Pinkie, What things you did here? also Pinkie wants to know more on this Grinder room, yes.Pinkie wants to know on the grinder room."

"Well it just were we used to grind fillies to rainbows, and that is the bad things we did here, grinded lots of ponies to a horrible fate when all we really needed was to grind up photos and craones."

"You used to grind up ponies? as in killing them?"

"Yes.... why you give me that face?"

"Pinkie Pie is so excited, yes. she will go to work here and she will grind up all the ponies she hates, which is everypony, hehehehehehe,Pinkie hates everypony,yes."

"You know we stoped doing that right? but we do have a job opening, but it's only to diagnosed psycos."

"PInkie will take it!!!yes.a place like this will only have good jobs."

"Thats great to hear, I will go get the papers and you will be our new snow flake conter! won't that be fun? you will sit all day in a chair, counting tiny snow flakes one by one, it will be great!"

"Why you look like that Pinkie?"

"Pinkie may have made a mistake, yes.But Pinkie will come thought, and will take the job.yes.Pinkie will sit in the side, hopeing that one day they will return the grinding, and Pinkie will be there to do them all, hehehehehe.Pinkie is happy to go back to the work force, yes... thats why Pinkie is happy, yes."

THE END(untill next chapter)