"That was a long break, what in the hay happened?"

"If Pinkie knew better yes. she would say the writer had an internal struggle cause Rae started doing videos of us again, then a pink nightmare came to him and demanded a new chapter, in exchange she let him keep his sanity, yes."

"Or he missed one date then got out of his roll and went dry."

"Like that will happen." *Gulp* "He would had some brain juice till almost deadly level and would get ideas back for new chapters."

"Maybe he don't want to get drunk in order to write a story and the last huge chapter dried him out, as well as that he got lots of final tests to study for now and could be using his time in more productive ways."

"What is that nonsense that yellow one is talking? stop her right now, her words needs to be revenged. yes."

"I know Pinkie is crazy, and agreeing with her should make me question my own sanity but I have to agree with her this time. lets use the evil stick thing on Thunderthigh."

"If you will have your way with her please try to lower damage to her hide, Pegasie skin is all the rage now."

"I'm sorry for talking and I deserve everything you will do to me."

"Stop that talk!"

"Yah, Nopony will hurt Fluttershy on my watch!"

"I'm sorry you have to defend me."

"You shouldn't be sorry, Fluttershy."

"Your a great pony Flutters."

"I'm sorry."

"There is no reason to be sorry sugar cube."

"Sorry."

"Stop being sorry, I won't let my mare friend be sorry for things she don't need to be."

"Say what now?"

"That is new."

"Please say she didn't just..."

"Made this a ship fic? hehehehe, Pinkie thinks Rainbow Dash just did. yes. Pinkie Thinks silly Rainbow Dash just made this a ship fic."

"There is a ship here? how? we are not even near the sea. is it a land ship?"

"I'm sorry Dash loves me in that way."

"That way? there are ways to love?"

"Pinkie is confused, Yes.... That is uncommon."

"Well this seems like a good time to tell you all to leave my home."

"But we are not in your home."

"I'm a princess now, every where is my home, now leave!"

"Grumpy."

"So Fluttershy, what we need is to raise your self worth. best way is to work on your weak parts, now, what you don't like in yourself?"

"Can I say everything?"

"No hun, cause then we will never get somewhere."

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"You shouldn't be sorry, you know what I do when I feel blue?"

"Your always blue, that's your color."

"I don't mean like that..."

"I'm sorry."

"Anyway I love to get fancy stuff for myself, make me feel all nice and help me forget I'm a loser."

"I can't afford fancy stuff.   I'm sorry."

"And why you think that?"

"Well, all my income is from welfare and almost all I got go to my animal friends, and the little I got left covers my food, I can allow myself a house only cause it's from public security and no one else wants it cause its right next to the everfree so I get it for free with even a small income that helps cover the bills, I don't get any bits from giving pets for adoption cause I give them free so ponies won't think of them as toys or tools, I haven't used toothpaste in months now and I just rub dirt on my teeth cause I can't even afford toothpaste."

"Now I know that can't be true cause Colgate, the town dentist, gives away toothpaste like its air or something, that girl really should have her brand by now."

"I'm too shy to get toothpaste from Colgate. sorry."

"Well then we should get you a job, and I know how!"

"Sorry for asking but how?"

"With a montage with old time rock music in the background and really bad lyrics that will just say what we are doing."

"You can do that?"

"Yes."

"Ok then."

Lyrics by Rainbow Dash

Music by Bachman Turner Overdrive

"You get up every morning, feeling pretty lonely,

"Then you make your way to ponyville.

"There's Twilight drinking there, Rarity say this, and Pinkie doing that,

"And girl, I sure look pretty.

"But if you get a job, you won't care for all that,

"You will work your brain out for bread,

"If you get annoyed, let at me, it gets worse,

"Only AJ work at nothing all day."

"Hay I'm Taking care of business, every day,

"Bucking apple trees every day,

"It's really hard work, try it out,

"Bucking apple trees and no pay for overtime, workout."

"I just see you sleeping, think your a musician,

"They work when they are mellow,

"If you think you'll go far? with your second hoof bass.

"Then your hanging with the wrong bunch of fellows,"

"That sounds like fun, just lying in the sun,

"Could I get a job at doing that?

"Can I avoid all the work and call myself a self employed?

"Work at writing songs all day?"

"But its pretty hard work, you should know."

"Put together chords, all the day."

"I can do that, should be fun."

"You still won't get pay for over time, baby."

"I take good care for my business,

"I never go away, not a day!"

"I'll get up everyday, with purpose for my day,

"I won't even want to sleep in.

"No need to meet ponies, always pushing, always shoving,

"Oh boy! I won't need to look pretty."

"You will see me having fun, just lying in the sun,

"Doing a job I really love,

"I'll get a second rate guitar, I know I will go far,

"I love you, you great bunch of fellows,"

"And I will be playing every day, all the day,

"Play the day away, every day,

"I will get to do some art, I like that,

"I don't need no pay for overtime, got it right."

"Play the day away,

"Playing everyday,

"Play the day away,

"Playing everyday."

"Play the day away, every way,

"Play all the day, every day,

"Playing everyday, It all mine,

"Play the day away, working overtime."

"Play the day away.

"Playing all the day,

"I'll be taking care of business,

"I'll earn my living in my own way!"

"Play the day away,

"Play all the day,

"Playing everyday."

"Well that was easy,"

"I want to do music."

"I thought getting a job for Fluttershy would be harder, or at least longer."

"I can do great music."

"We got that hun."

"I'm going to do music."

"Relax Fluttershy, you made your point, do you even know how to play?"

"That don't matter, I can sing."

"I think she is getting a big full of herself."

"I will be a great singer."

"If only we know a professional singer to take her down a peg."

"I will be the best singer in the world."

"I come to prove that Pinkie is the best, yes. meet Pinkie Pie's sister, Maud Pie. yes.meet Pinkie's sister Maud."

"Hi Maud. what you doing?"

"You fool!!, Can't you see Maud is the famous singer from the famous band ,'the mating revolvers'? yes."

"What up you b**** f***** m*****f**** **** ******** ********? can't b****** you f****** see that I'm m*****f**** the big c**** around this f***** r***** place n*****?"

"What was all that bleeping?"

"Oh yes, Maud is forced by law to wear an automatic speech censor, every time she says something that is 'soul damaging' this thing bleeps her, she broke 3 today already, and it's only the afternoon, hehehehehe."

"I'm going to be the best singer in the world."

"Oh ******* hell you ****** ****** ******** won't! who you the f****ing stupid dumbass nincompoop half wit dip shit dimwit retard think you are?"

"That's number 4!"

TO BE CONTINUED...