"Would you believe we got no respond on the last chapter?"

"Pinkie is Baffled, yes, Pinkie don't remember that you did anything but post the chapter."

"Well, I sent links to all the ponies who did the original series, and nopony replied, It's like no pony cares!!!"

"Pinkie don't think that sending links is what going to push your story forward, yes, maybe if you write stories worth reading first ponies will come and read, yes, let the work speek for it self."

"But It IS good, everypony who moved their plot and read this agrees, also that don't explain why I sent hundreds of mails and asks to them but never got even ONE REPLY!!!!"

"But you are a Fictional character, yes, PInkie don't thinks fictional characters can send mail to flesh and blood ponies, yes, Pinkie have tried to send letters to real ponies before, but the saddle arabian ponies didn't get her mails, Pinkie is most displeased with it, yes."

"Why would you write letters to the saddle arabian ponies in the first place anyway?"

"Pinkie finds that they could be more evil, yes, they didn't blow up a national monument lately, yes, Pinkie needs them to blow up national monuments."

"You know they do video logs on their Ponytube channel."

"Where you came from?"

"You are at the library."

"Thats cause I can't write new chapters at my house."

"You know that you can write it offline then come here and upload it and be done in 30 seconds, that way you can write at your own time, and most importantly, You will spend less time annoing me, which will improve your life span immensely."

"It's not being online, I got WiFi at my cloud house..."

"Then what is it?"

"I don't own a good computer, mine keep crashing and jumping."

"Pinkie thinks you should get new computer.yes"

"Well even with my work at the weather control, and the money from mom and dad I just make it every mounth, rent in Ponyville is very expansive, and cloud homes are very high to maintenance."

"Back on topic, they still do Vlogs on the Ponytube, maybe they answered you there?"

"Pinkie thought we agreed that Rainbow Dash can't send letters, yes, Pinkie Pie thought we agreed."

"Well we also know that Rainbow Dash just express the frustration of the story writer, and to that I say, Did you looked on their Ponytube Channel? maybe they answered you on the 'one on one with rae' vidoes."

"Well they should know I have no time to watch it, It's long and boring, it's just rae sitting infront his camare talking on stuff."

"Would you stop with the act? we know its not really you."

"What Pinkie don't get is what are we doing right now?"

"We are doing commentary! like I did on the start of Captian hook the biker gorlia and on the pony fantasy lets play."

"Pinkie Pie don't remember that video, also, Pinkie Pie didn't liked that lets play series.yes."

"You wouldn't liked that story anyway Pinkie, we just grounded up fillies into rainbows."

"......."

"Why you giving me that face Pinkie?"

"IN WHAT WORLD GRINDING FILLIES INTO RAINBOWS ISN'T SOMETHING THAT PINKIE WOULD WANT TO BE A PART OFF?!!!!! PINKIE IS MAD, yes, PINKIE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE GRINDING, yes, PINKIE LIVES FOR IT!!!!!!!!"

"Well I liked the Pony Fantasy game."

"Thats because you were the main character, Pinkie didn't got a chance to kill anypony in that game, It's not fair, yes."

"I didn't got lot of screen time too, and you don't hear me complain."

"You fool, You ran the show, Pinkie only got lines after the middle point, yes."

"So thats all? can you go home now? I am getting tired of this stuff."

"No silly, we still got to do something, and you know what I found online?"

"I'm sure I know but lets play, Want you found?"

"I found this great site, called FiMFiction, It got lots of cool stories, maybe we should do vidoes of some of the stories there."

"Surly Rainbow Dash isn't serious, yes."

"What?"

"We did it allready, that was all the basis of the Rainbow Dash Presents."

"If that was the basis of Rainbow Dash Presents then why there are only 9 Rainbow Dash Presents?! If we really worked from stories in that site we sould have like a million Rainbow Dash Presents, as there are over a million stories in this site!"

"Well not all the stories are well knowen and most of them won't be able to work with our personalitys."

"What our personalitys got to do with it? we just need to act you know, you know what? bring all the gang here and I will show you that we can do any story from a group I will pick at random."

"This I will want to see, Pinkie, Bring the lame excuse for ponies that Celestia makes be befriend."

"Pinkie don't know on what you talking. yes."

"I'm Talking on Rarity, Applejack and Buttercry, also bring the three little weirdos."

"Guys, I know this will be great, that random group got lots of stories!"

"Let me see what group you got... Oh crap."

"So why you brought us here again?"

"We gonna show Twilight we can do any story from this site I found, and we will start from all the stroies in this group I picked at random!"

"I would like to know where they found that photo of me!"

"I know, right? It's super cute, look, inside they even got another foal photo, this time of Fluttershy, see?"

"I don't know what to say to you honey...."

"Bubblethy is not a foal in that photo."

"Then how you explain her outfit? and the way she drinks?"

"I don't remember taking this photo."

"Hehehe, Pinkie thinks you got in the dark side of the site, yes."

"Just Look at the title, its says ADULT FOALS and PADDED PONIES, what you think it's on?"

"Why that sounds familiar?"

"I donno, maybe its on ponies that look very young and love pillows?"

"You are silly Rainbow Dash..."

"Well here is a story we could try, its called 'Pattycakes' and there are even 3 parts!"

"Maybe we should read it all first before playing it out? you know, so there won't be any nasty suprizes."

"Good idea, that Cupcakes sure was a suprize for me."

5 minutes later...

"I don't feel comfortable with this story..."

"Well It really don't make lots of sense... WAIT YOU DO WHAT?!!!"

"I'm sorry for my actions in that story..."

"Well this ain't making a lick of sense."

"Pinkie thinks things will be clear on the next part.."

"Well looking at the tabs it seems that we will need Scootaloo for that part. this site is really nice, the stories not so much."

"Did somepony said my name?"

"Hi sis, what you doing?"

"Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, what Y'all doing here?"

"JUST LIKE NORMAL PONIES WE FOLLOWED OUR FRIEND SCOOTALOO WITHOUT ASKING, THAT IS NORMAL."

"Well Take this Scootaloo, we need you to read it."

"Did you printed all the stories?"

"Yes.. you forgot the printer open."

"Someday I will get you back for it you know..."

"What I don't get is why a pony will pee in a diaper when they can have a shower of gold baby, OHH!!!"

"Whats a golden shower?"

"ME TOO AS A NORMAL PONY, HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS A GOLDEN SHOWER!"

"You fools, a golden shower is when you are showerd with all the gold you acquired doring your life."

"Won't that hurt?"

"More then you think, yes, as they melt the gold first then shower you with the molten gold, it is Pinkies favorite way of execution, yes.

"But what if one don't have lots of gold and survives it?"

"There are follow ups is you still alive after the gold shower. yes."

"AS A NORMAL PONY, I DEMAND TO KNOW, IN GREAT DETAIL, OF THE OTHER WAYS PONIES ARE PUT TO DEATH IN A VERY PAINFUL WAY."

"If gold shower don't work, then all the other metals you own are molten and rained on you, yes, and if that won't kill you, then you are cooked in your family soup, yes."

"What you mean when you say cooked in our family soup?"

"Pinkie will grind all your family into mash, yes, then she will boil that mash with you in it, yes, it is very fun thing to do!"

"Well that was distorbing, how about everypony will read lots of stories and then we will pick one together?"

"Sounds great, lets do it!"

"Pinkie will agree with your plan, yes, but only this one time!"

"Ain't got anything better to do."

"I will get on it."

"Sure, why not."

"Mmmmmm, ok.. If you want to."

"This group is Stupid!, yes."

"What makes you say that?"

"90% of the stroies are on you or Twilight, and most of the rest of the shy yellow one, where is the love for Pinkie Pie? yes."

"What is weird is that 90% of the stories on me got to do with me being an alicorn and and age spell gone wrong, thats just lazy writing right there."

"Well there is this one called the night book that you regress as a way to handle your OCD."

"What OCD? any sign of that was long gone from all my drinking." *gulp*

"I don't think I can do any of the stories here, it's too embarrassing."

"What is embarrassing, Fluttershy?"

"I can't wet myself on command..."

"Well thats easy all you have to do is.."

"STOP!"

"What?"

"We are not going in there, we will not have a peeing contest."

"Now I Remember where I know this..."

"Pinkie Pie don't want to know, Rainbow Dash stop this story, yes, STOP THIS STORY RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Ok Pinkie, you don't have to yell, I think we should all go home, maybe later I will find a diffrent group and we could try again, ok?"

"Could it be a clop fiction group?"

"Why there will be a group on ponies running and making sounds with their hooves?"

"Clop Fiction is not... well most of the stories in this group are clop... you know what? I give up." *gulp*

"Well I be going now everypony, bye."

"I'm going too, I got some thinking to do on my life..."

"No Pony cares!!!! that Tumbledry, would you believe? wheres Rarity?"

"Last I saw her she went to the bathroom."

"And that Is the time for Pinkie to leave, Goodbye!"

"Goodbye Pinkie, and I guess I will be going too, well, bye!"

THE END!(not really)

"I think they forgot about us."

"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? WE ARE THREE CUTE FILLIES."

"You mean three cute and HOT fillles baby..."

"I'm going before it gets awkward"

"I WILL COME WITH YOU, JUST LIKE A NORMAL PONY WILL DO."

"Guys wait for me!!"