"You know what we need for this story?"

"Again, I don't care! would you leave my library now?"

"We need some sort of a image that will drew ponies in our story, it is ridiculous, We are over 3,000 words in, 100% love and just barely past 100 views, not to say all the comments were made by 2 ponies, one of them is the writer!"

"What is ludicrous is that you insist on staying on my library regardless my demanding for your departure!"

"Maybe I would do something if you talked in English!!"

"I am talking in English, do simple Dash have trouble understanding my words?"

"Well, yha, I would love it if you could explain them."

"Well ludicrous is preposterous."

"I still don't understand."

"this is absurd!"

"Speak English!!"

"You know what? GET THE BUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT RETARD!!!???"

*Sobs* "No one asked you to be mean, you hurted my feelings, say sorry." *Sobs*

"Well I'm sorry that your such a colossal A hole!! NOW GET LOST!!!"

"Well" *Sobs* "I got to go to get everypony to come in for the photo anyway" *Sobs* "I will come back later."

"NO PONY ASKED YOU TO TAKE A GROUP PICTURE!!!"

Rainbow Dash the Awesome flow out of the Golden oak Library and flew to Sweet Apple Acres to talk with Applejack and Applebloom on the group photograph.

"Hi Applejack, Could you come to Twilight's house later? I want to take a group Photo for our story."

"Well shoot darling I wish I could, but I got so many things to do here and I think I wouldn't make it, I'm sorry..."

"Yo Applejack! I got the hose running, can we go do that mud slide thing now? yha know, since we ain't got nothing better to do, Oh Hi Rainbow Dash!!"

"Oh Hi Applebloom, I wish I could join you at the mud slide it sounds so fun, But I got to round up all the ponies for a group photo, I asked Applejack to come too but she said you were busy with things."

"Well sure we will come, We ain't got nothing better to do, right big sister?"

"Shhh, you don't know what jobs we got to do."

"What yha Talking bout'? sure I know, We pick apples, not much more work then that, gosh darn it we don't even water the trees, you sure y'all are thinking right?"

"You know that Y'all is plural, right?"

"So Your coming or not?"

"Sure we will come!!!"

"Sister I love you very much but sometimes you make me wish you weren't born," *sigh* "Sure Rainbow Dash, we'll come for your photo group."

"Thats great guys, well I be going now, see you later!"

"SPIKE!!!!!"

"What you want now?"

"I need you to go to the liquer store and get me all the vodca and whisky they got."

"Why you need that? we got plenty of full bottles here."

"Well Rainbow Dash had this idea to bring everypony here for a group photo, so I may need all the booze I could get my hooves on." *Twilight opened a whisky bottle* "And I need to get a head start on my drinking." *Twilight started drinking straight from the bottle*

"You really don't need to drink that much in order to tolerate them you know."

"Who said I drink to tolerate them?" *gulp* "With luck I will be dead or in a coma before anypony will come here."

"OK....... well I be heading for the liquer store, see you later...."

After Sweet Apple Acres the Amazing Rainbow Dash went to the Carousel boutique.

"Rarity!!! Sweetie Belle!!! are you here?"

"Oh my! its my favorite Horse around here!!"

"Hi Scootaloo, Why you wearing this black suit with metal stads? you look like High Scream on one of his shows"

"I been Taking lessons in Hard Love, baby, and Rarity is my teacher, OH!!!"

"I Swear It's not how it looks like!!"

Rarity came out of the backroom wearing a very weird black string dress and holding a small black whip with her magic, "I say it looks like you been teaching her to behave herself."

"I was needed of teaching, Rarity knows what a naughty filly I was, OH!!"

"I Swear It was leagl!"

"Well I just came to tell you there will be a group photo later and you are invited."

"DID I HEARD THERE WILL BE A PHOTO TAKEN? I MUST GET MY OFFCIAL WAR UNIFORM, JUST LIKE A NORMAL FILLY!!!"

"Well kids do love to dress up for photoshots, I just need to get more ponies so I be heading out now. bye!"

"YOU TWO, RETURN TO YOUR MISCHIEVOUS WAYS, I NEED TO HEAR SCREAMS OF PAIN AS I PUT ON MY SACRED OUTFIT!"

*Shrug* "I guess we go on where we stopped?"

"Oh Yha!!! I am still a very naughty girl who needs discipline, OH!!"

"Thats Great, Cause I got a suprize for you in my room..."

"You think Scootaloo will come?"

"Who cares? I had a court order to have her in a chastity device for the next month after the incident last time she was here."*hip*

"And who going to put it on her? I don't know a pony that will get near that girls genitals."

"Rarity said she will handle it," *hip* "I sure hate these wings, Spike, more booze!!"

The Next stop was Sugar Cube Corner, Where Pinkie was Puting on a banana suit, "Hi Pinkie, whats up with the funny suit?"

"Pinkie Don't need to explain you, yes, PInkie Pie will use her new found knowledge that foolish Twilight has shared to bring down the princesses, then nothing will stand in the way for Pinkie to rule the world!!! yes,nothing will stand in the way"

"Well I wanted to say that there will be a group photo later and I want you to join for it."

"You fool, why would Pinkie want to be immortalized with your group of ponies?"

"Well if you going to act like that then I don't want you in the story image then."

"Wait!!, You said story image? as in the first thing ponies will see when they lay their eyes on this story? yes"

"Yes.... but you said you don't want to."

"Pinkie was wrong, yes, Pinkie will join you at the photo as she no trust you to bring in the ponies, yes"

"Well thats a reason to come... I will see you later! bye Pinkie!"

"Bye Rainbow Dash ,what Rainbow Dash don't know is that I will use the photo to show Pinkies supremacy over the rest of the ponies, and she will control the minds of all the ponies with her banana suit!,HAHAHAHA!!!"

*hip* "I wonder..."

"What you wonder Twilight?"

*hip* "How painful it will be to bite off the wings..."

"I don't think its a good idea."

"You Right." * hip* "I'm not drunk enough right now" *hip* Gulp* "Why am I drinking?" *hip* "Oh who cares." *gulp*

The last place was Fluttershy house, and The Swift Rainbow Dash Just made it, "Hi Fluttershy!"

"Hi Rainbow Dash,"

"There Will be a Photo shoot in Twilight's house, you want to come?"

"Will my uncle will see that photo? I really want my uncle to see me..."

"I Don't know, but it will be publicity seen, its the new image for our story,"

"Ok Rainbow Dash, I will come, I just hope my uncle will see it..."

"Sure... Well... I got to go now to be in the photo... so... I will see you there! bye!"

"Bye."

"Hi Twilight I'm Back, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!"

"What It seem like?" *hip* "I'm tring to bite my wings off, if it wasn't that painfull I would have had a start already, so far I only got some feathers off" *hip*

"Hi There, We made it, Can we do it fast now?"

"Hi Rainbow, what Twilight doing AJ?"

"Twilight is doing some grown up stuff Applebloom, Just Ignore it."

Just then Rarity came with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, Rarity was wearing black seethourgh lace socks and had Scootaloo on a leash, Scootaloo was wearing a short skirt that hardly covered a metal apparatus that covered all of her groin area, Sweetie belle was wearing some weird Alian Suit that looked really odd.

"Rarity!!! I thought I told you I don't want Applebloom to see what Scootaloo is wearing."

"Oh come on, It's kinda cute, she all locked up from grinding on ponies."

"How much I love control games Rarity, you really got to let me get free, mama need her fun time, OH!!"

"Scootaloo got to wear it cause she humped ponies? why didn't she was just fixed like winnona?"

"Well It don't work like that for ponies, and since you know thous things?"

"Well It worked good for winnona, I don't see why it won't work for Scootaloo, and I pick things up."

"WHY ARE WE WAITING? THE ARMOR SUIT IS HURTING ME! THAT IS NORMAL!"

"Pinkie Pie is here, Take the photo while she can stay in the banana suit, Pinkie forgot to use breathable fabric for this suit, it was not a bright idea, yes, Pinkie can see it now."

"What are you wearing?"

*chewing on wing*

"You Look silly."

"You won't laugh when PInkie will send you to work on the dirt mine, yes, you won't laugh on the dirt mine."

"Well the timer is set, everypony to group together."

"Guys I think you closed the door..I can't get in..."

"3... 2...1... "

*SNAP!!!!!*

Then we had our group photo, Twilight was on the left side trying to chew her wing off, right behind her you could see Fluttershy with her head in the window, in the middle I was there, standing happliy with a huge smile on my face, Applejack and Applebloom could be seen arguing in the back, PInkie Pie was jumping in her banana suit between the Apple sisters and Twilight, Rarity was hitting Scootaloo hoof who was tring to fiddle with her chastity belt on the far right and Sweetie Belle was standing near me from the right as well, in her heavy battle armor, standing like a guard, and Spike was standing on the right, with his claw over his face, I think he was ashamed, good photo I would say.

THE END(For now)