"What is this foolish name? yes, Pinkie Demands to know!"

"Well I wanted a title that will bring ponies to read this, so this one stalion told me on a crazy show, and they did like a fan service thing under a very similar title, I thought if I will use it ponies will read this."

"Dash You fool!!! It will just confuse everypony and you just don't do that, yes, beside, we don't have fans."

"Well I already did it so lets start with the story ok?"

It was a sunny day in Ponyville, the birds were tweeting, the sky were clear and you could see the sun in all its glory, though you shouldn't look at the sun directly as you can lose your sight, then you have to do some eye surgery, and its really scary, I should know, I was forced to do like 7 times on both eyes, they always say "Dash, you can't look at the sun all the time, you will fry your brain and your health care won't pay if you gonna lose your eye sight again" but what they know, its really pretty and it makes me feel happy and worm inside, but I didn't needed more surgerys after AppleJack gave me a pair of really cool dark glasses that make me look better when the sun looks back at me, I really don't know why it works but I guess....

"SPIKE!!!! where is my brandy bottle? I can't stand liseaning to Rainbow Dash all the time, I tell you this new format is killing me."

"Coming, coming, Didn't we agreed you will lay down the hard drop now? you really can't keep going like this."

"I am giving up drinking, I swiched from whisky to brandy didn't I? and its hard, brandy is such a sissy drink, I want whisky soo badlly now."

"Well I don't see how thats an improvement..."

Then Spike coughed and a green fire ball came out, bringing a scroll with it

"You know I can see it myself, I tell you one of these days."

Twilight took hold of the scroll with her magic and started reading it

"Do you HAVE to say everything I do? now lets see, mmm , makes sense she will ask me to do that, ah ah, mm mm, WHAT? SHE CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!"

Spike Coughed yet another scroll, and like before, Twilight picked it up and read it

"So she IS serious, SPIKE, I NEED 10 gallons of the worst Whisky, NOW!!!"

"Come on, how bad it can be"

"Take a look."

"Ok, mm, teaching, not far fetched, mmm, Teach who?? ok, this is bad, I will go bring that whisky."

"So, You all probably wander why I brought you three here today."

"Wow, your good, Its like you can read my mind."

"Rainbow Dash, You are resented by Pinkie, yes."

"Did anypony saw how good Twilight looks with wings? OH!"

*Gulp* "Well not that you will care but Dear Princess Celestia thought I should teach you group of half baked ponies some history and see what I could learn from it, she also ordered me to film it and give you all 10 custard pies each, but since I know how That will end up I went on a limb and decided to skip on that part, well I don't see any reason to wait with the suffering so lets start."

"Twilight then turnd to write on the board."

"Shot Up Rainbow!"

"Twilight called behind her back."

"Oh my, would you look at that plot, I bet its hard as rock, I can almost hear it calling to me, its the siren call, OH!'

"Would you two silence yourselfs, Pinkie wants to learn! yes."

"Since when you like to study? I thought you were all about pranking and such."

"And how can you concentrate when you got such lovely round firm plot infront of your very hungry eyes..."

"I can as foolish world left his weakness in the past, learning them will help Pinkie in her Quest for world domantion!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!, yes, no, its just very interesting, yes, thats is why Pinkie wants to learn, forget the part on global conquest, yes, forget part on global conquest."

"So After the great Banana Suit Crisis..."

"Scootalo, what you say we leave this place and go play some air ball outside?"

"I would love to, but I got to stay here in case I will get some private teaching with the HOT teacher!"

"I thought you didn't wanted to learn."

"I still need some private time with miss hot Sparkle here, maybe in her bedroom, some private teaching in PR class, maybe I could show her some of my workouts. OH!"

"You are a bore, Scootalo, What about you Pinkie Pie?"

"You are truely a fool if you believe that annoying the pink will benefit you Rainbow Dash."

"This is just great, I'm Stock here in the boring class with nothing to do, I wish there was a song at least."

"I believe I got something to help you on that, Twilight!"

"What you want? and why can't you leave me alone?"

"Why I would want to leave such a pretty sexy mare? and could you play the electric guitar?"

"Well I guess that If I use my magic I could play pretty good while getting up on my drinking..."

"Thats so sweet, now, PInkie!"

"What you going to pester Pinkie with now?"

"You will play the bass, everypony know the bass players are insane."

"I don't think thats how it works..."

"You get to play the keyboard Rainbow Dash!"

"Oh my, thats so cool! thanks Scootalo!"

"So Pinkie is guessing you play the drums then? yes."

"Why no, I'm the lead singer! Rarity is the drumer!"

"Why would Rarity do the drumming? Pinkie would hate to know how she will use the drum sticks. yes."

"Well Just so you know that I learnd how to give a good rhythm, Its very importent in my field you know."

"Well this will end well" *gulp*

Music by Van Helen

Lyrics by Scootalo

"Aw Wow, mare

Gimme A sec

Twilight is so hot with wings it seems,

  OOOOOHHHH!!!!

OHHH YAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Twi Twi Twilight, Please show me more plot!

When you turn around to teachhhh,

I'm already in hell,

Cause I can't have my way with you in this school!!!

I Think of all the plot within my reach!

But my teachers were never quite hot like this!!!

I am Bad, You Like Bad, I am Bad!!

I'm hot for Twilight!!!!

She's Just Hot!!! Dumm Hot!!!!

I'm hot for Twilight!!

I thought you missed me so i'm back!

I Brought my TOY!!!

And Another mare to join us!!

OHHHH!!!!

I just love your lessons,

When you write on the board,

I can see right in you!!!

Drunk mare from Canterlot,

How can you be so hot!

I want to be wraped around you....

I think of all the plot withing my reach!

But my teachers were never quite hot like this!!

I Am Bad, You Like Bad, I Am Bad!!

I'm hot for Twilight!!

She's just hot!!! dumm hot!!!

I'm hot for Twilight!!!

OH mare, where did to go?!

I wanna feel dirty

I'm In Bliss!!!

I am bad, You want bad, I am bad,

I'm hot for Twilight!!!"

"The end Is Neigh!!!"

"I Think I'm done!!!"

THE END(not really)