""What is that foolish name? Yes, since when we need a new start? Pinkie does not approve of it!"

"Well, Pinkie Pie, This is a new format, so we kinda have to start from nothing, said Rainbow Dash the Awesome pegasus"

"Well, technically this isn't a new format, we did fan fiction when we switched to the Rainbow Dash Presents Videos, also, did you just narrated yourself? That’s just weird"

"Of course I narrated my self Twilight. How else would the reader will know who is talking?"

"I do want to be rude, yes, so I need to point out the writer is coloring out lines in different colors, yes, each color fits only one pony, hehehehe"

"How do you know what the writer is doing? It makes no sense."

"Girls, where our bodies?"

"Shut up Tunderthigh. Nopony likes you!!"

"Sorry"

"I said shut up!!!"

"Pinkie must say, yes, that the shy yellow one has got a point, yes. We seem to be just voices in the writer’s mind"

"Well what do you want? We didn't even started to picture the world, so we are still just concepts, floating around his mind"

"How long do you reckon till we’ll be back in full form? I hate to do apple bucking this way"

"I donno Applejack, Its really depends on how long he can drag this part I think"

"And how you know that? You got special powers now?"

"Nooo, I just am the story teller, so I got to do all those explanations"

"Who made you the story teller? Pinkie will do much better job then you, yes, why she isn't the story teller?"

"Cause..."

"Cause what? Tell Pinkie, yes, Tell Pinkie now!!!"

"Cause It's RAINBOW DASH presents, not Pinkie Pie presents, doh"

"Pinkie Pie Presents would be 10 times better then Rainbow Dash Presents, yes! They are trying to push down my talent, yes!"

"Well I think Rarity Presents would be better."

"Good Joke Rarity. If you do presents then we will never leave your bedroom, yes."

"Just so you know there is more to courtship then what happens in the bedroom, though that thing don't need to be in the bedroom per say, or even while lying down if you got the right stallion..."

"I'm confused, what is Rarity talking about?"

"Hehehe, Silly Rainbow Dash, She don't know the meaning or hoof fighting, yes."

"Well I’m back"*Gulp*

"And where have you been?"

"I'm an alcoholic who don't give a damn, where you think I been? I went to raid the liquor cabinet"*gulp*

"You do know that’s stealing right? And there are fillies in here!"

"How can you tell? We’re all just lines on screen, plus I need my buzz if I’m gonna be hanging with you simpletons again" *Gulp*

"I AM A NORAML PONY. AND AS SUCH I FEEL VERY NORMAL IN THIS FORM"

"Well I don't.  This is too creepy. I want my old body back, now I feel sorry for all the chickens we beheaded back in the farm"

"You know what I figured out? Now I am inside and all over all of you and you all are inside of OH Scootalo!!!"

"That’s Disgusting."

"More like disturbing."

*Gulp*

"Alright, its time to get our bodies back."

"Hehehe, Pinkie Pie did much weirder things then this, yes."

"This was a normal day in Ponyville, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and Rainbow Dash was going to meet her good friend Pinkie Pie."

"Wait, why Pinkie Pie don't got a body yet but Rainbow Dash does? Yes."

"That’s Cause your a ghost silly, don't you remember the end of Bittersweet?"

"Since when we have continuity in this thing?"

"Since forever I guess? The hole in the Haunting Nightmare was seen in A Day in Equestria."

"Yes, but that was the only time there was continuity, yes, and Pinkie Pie can prove that."

"Well, do try, but I think you will fail, Rainbow Dash Presents is pretty air tight."

"Well, if it was so, then how did you fly After My Little Dashie, yes. In the end of that you were too fat to fly and Fluttershy was left in the other world, yes, but she was seen on Bittersweet, yes."

"Well I guess your right then, Pinkie Pie is back to being alive."

"I do not love that god power you got, yes, but it is good to be back in my old body, yes. Where are the rest?"

"Well, a lot changed, Rarity is gone, that’s a good start."

"How Rarity is gone?"

"Well she spent the night with this pony, and he was sick, and then she got sick..."

"Then she dropped dead right? Hehehe."

"Well, no, Cause then they made a drug that cured pony AIDS, but it was too expensive..."

"So she couldn't afforded it and died right?"

"Well she spent the night with the doctor who made the drug and she got it for free and was cured, but then the doctor got very sick and died, and Rarity went to court and was charged with murder using lady parts, then she was sent to jail."

"That is the dumbest thing I ever heard, yes!  And I heard dumb things, Rarity is here with us, yes."

"I got a body, now lets use it."

"It seems Pinkie Pie got the same god power that Rainbow Dash has, yes. I wonder... Rainbow Dash starts hitting herself!"

"Ouch, That’s not fair Pinkie Pie, ouch, what I did to you?"

"Your mere existing angers Pinkie, yes. Why you hitting your self, Dash? Why are you hitting your self? Hehehe"

"Rainbow Dash stops hitting herself, and don't you dare do that again Pinkie!"

"You don't get to tell Pinkie what to do, now where is drunk purple pony thing?"

"She’s dead, she did something in chemistry while being drunk and died in a very painful way."

"I don't approve, purple pony is here, I need her to be my victim, also she got wings now! Yes."

"Where am I? And why I got wings again? And where’d my booze went?"

"You are here cause Pinkie called you, yes, and the wings are just to drive you crazy, wings drives pony crazy, yes."

"Well I'm going back home to get up on my drinking, and if you dare to follow me I will do the thing with the stick Celestia showed me, and you don't want that."

"Who needs her anyway. Now where is shy yellow one?"

"Fluttershy? She’s locked up in a mental ward after cutting me with a chainsaw."

"Rainbow Dash, you confused with series, and of such different nature. Your head is very weird place, yes, weird yellow one is here, yes."

"I'm sorry, I should have been the same as the other series."

"Don't worry Fluttershy, it's ok, you don't have to be mean."

"Silence!!! Yellow shy one is away now, and to make things short, yes, also country stinky pony and three crazy fillies are here too, and in future everypony we need is just here, and no pony got god powers anymore, yes."

"Why you took my god powers? It was so much fun."

"Cause only Pinkie should have god powers, cause she will abuse them, yes."

"But you don't got them anymore."

"What do you mean? Sure Pinkie have god powers."

"No, You said nopony got god powers, so you don't have god powers too."

"Rainbow Dash is hit by a giant hummer!"

"See? Nothing happened."

"Curses!! Pinkie was fooled, this will not be the end!  Yes."

"Well it kinda is, Soo  THE END."

THE END

"I forgot to do a song!!"

"Since when we do a song?"

"It’s kinda our thing, you know?"

"And how you plan to do a song in this format? Yes."

"I’ll do what you did in cupcakes, I will steal a known song and change the lyrics."

Music by Spice Girls

Lyrics by Rainbow Dash

"Wait? Spice Girls? That’s not going to end well."

"Shhhh, it’s starting"

"I'll Tell you what I want, what I really really want!!!"

"Don't tell me what you want, cause I really don't care."

"I will still tell you what I want, what I really really want."

"If you go on like this, I'll drink myself to death."

"I want love, I want food, I want fame, I want hope, and I really really want a nice hug..."

"Please some one make her stop, I can't take it anymore."

"If she keeps on like that, my head will sure explode!"

"This will stop right now, it's gone for much to long."

"It is good timing, why didn't you thought of it before?"

"Why you stopped the music Spike?"

"What it’s really going to get any better?"

"Nooo, its Spice Girls, there is a reason why nopony wants them to regroup."

"So this is it? This is the last time we will be alive? Yes."

"Nooo, It is just a start, there will be more, it’s going to be slice of life kinda thing now, so we can go on forever."

"I'm hoping my liver won't last that long."

"In the rate your drinking, you won't need to wait much longer, yes."

"Sooooooo, The End"

THE END(not really).