Dear diary,

Today was very basic. It was just a day where I had tonnes of free time on my hooves, so I decided to spend it reorganizing myself with Spike. That included completing old check lists and creating new ones. I don't do much on my free time, except reorganizing, hanging with friends and writing this diary. I created a new checklist for the whole day just to pass time.

Later, I went with Spike to do the jobs I had on the checklist, we had done must of them already, that's when I knew the day was getting boring. The next thing on the list was the thing that made Spikes eyes glow! The next thing was cupcakes!

We reached Sugar Cube Corner to collect the cupcakes. I had to make sure they were spotless, the incing was mixing together with the other cupcakes, so Mrs Cake was nice enough to take them back to fix, she was also nice enough to give me double than I ordered. That's still more daily generosity than Rarity. When she brought them back, I still wasn't convinced about the icing, she obviously didn't care much for quality. I had to fix them myself. When I was done, all of the cupcakes had the same amount of icing on, not much on any of them, but at least they all had the same.

We got back home to triple check the checklist when Spike reminded me, I forgot to write Princess Celestia a friendship report! The term "fucked" would be a good one to use if I didn't send her one. I had to rush round the library for a calender. I was supposed to send the princess one every week, I sent one last Tuesday and today was Tuesday. If I didn't find a friendship problem that I could base my friendship report on, I would be... LATE! If I didn't do this, Princess Celestia might not of ever forgiven me! Yeah! There's no way I was over thinking this. But whatever, I had to find a friendship problem! So, to hopefully get this done quickly, I asked Spike if he had any problems with friendship. He said no. But what do you expect from somepony who hasn't got any? Anyway, I had to find a friend who did.

I ran outside to think of one of my friends who might have a friendship problem, then I got it. Rarity! She's always having problems with friendship because she keeps being an utter bitch to them! She must have one. I burst through her door to hear her crying because she had lost her diamond necklace. I was so happy about that situation, because I could help her find it and use it in my friendship report. That was until she found it... I hate her so much.

The next friend I tried was Applejack. I went over to Sweet Apple Ares to ask her if she had any problems and just by approaching the grounds of the farm I could see the problem. It was Rainbow Dash destroying Applejack's barn! I saw this as my chance! I approached her to try an calm her down by telling her it was ok and that she didn't need to hide her feelings about Applejack that made her want to destroy her barn. It turns out that Applejack wanted her to demolish the barn and risk the lives around the barn because of flying wood. So this was yet another failure towards finding a friendship problem. Why can't any of my friends just try to murder each other so I could sort it out while they healed their injuries?! I would gladly sacrifice one of my friends lives so I wouldn't be late for the princess! The next thing I knew was I was stuck under cart loads of the barns remains and dirt. I now had a ruined mane. This was a great day... I'm now being harmed by my friends.

The next pony I was going to see was Fluttershy! She always had a problem about something. I was going to ask her if she had any problems until I saw her murder a bear. That's right. M-U-R-D-E-R! I left as quickly as I could.

Later on, Spike found me talking to myself and reminded me of the picnic, I took the cupcakes and ran to the meeting point as fast as I could. When I reached my friends, I told them about the problem that my life depends on, none of them seemed to understand! They also seemed a bit scared. I left the picnic to go back to my library to find other ways to find a friendship problem. Then I came up with the best idea ever. I should make a friendship problem.

I have to admit that from that point on wards, I didn't remember a thing. But according to my friends that told me after I came back to sanity, I went insane, assaulted the Cutie Mark Crusaders, use my magic to turn my favorite fillyhood doll into something everypony couldn't resist, caused chaos around the town by making everypony fight over it. They said that I didn't finish me friendship report, but Princess Celestia did realize the trouble I was causing and used her magic to stop it. She told me off for creating chaos. They told me some good news though. They said that Princess Celestia said that I only needed to send her a friendship report when I learned something, not every week and now, all my friends need to send her friendship reports when they learn something too. But there's one thing I don't like about Celestia, she want's you do to your best, but she puts to much pressure on you and it causes you to go insane and make everypony want to do "the naughty" with your fillyhood doll.

So it wasn't a bad day, really. Yes, I did loose my doll to Big Macintosh. Yes, I did scare all of my friends. But at least everything is ok now and I don't need to do as much work as a student of our cake munching princess. Honestly, even though I'm not going to be doing my friendship reports as much as before, I bet I'm still going to do more than her. What does that white bitch do all day everyday anyway? For all I know, she just sits on her throne... I hate her so much sometimes. But I still like her as a princess as long as she doesn't mess with the main things in my life just because she's a princess. Anyway, lesson learned. Don't try and make your friends fight just for your own reasons.