Dear diary,

It's been a crazy few days, one of the most crazy days I've ever had in my entire life. When the issues first started happening, I woke up with cotton candy clouds, chocolate milk rain, bunnies with horse hooves, giant apples on tiny apple trees and popcorn popping from corn from the ground. Sounds like Spike's food dream. I went to find my friends, who were luckily all in one place, Sweet Apple Ares. I went over with Spike using a new spell I learned to fix everything. When I produced the spell, it created one of the biggest blasts of magic I had ever created, and yet it did fuck all. Everything was still chaotic. My "fail safe spell failed." Brilliant. How could an intelligent pony like me fail a fail safe spell? I went ahead with plan B. I told Rainbow Dash to rally up all of the cotton candy clouds. Unfortunately, I had to ruin Pinkie Pie's fun with the chocolate rain, it was for her benefit. She would have gotten fat as fast as Rainbow Dash flies if she kept drinking it. She was also rolling around in it on the ground. Strange isn't the word. I then asked Applejack to bring the clouds down to earth with her rope and her skills with it. I asked Fluttershy to taunt the animals with the clouds so they would come and eat them. Pinkie Pie was pushed aside by the animals when they tried to get the clouds. After we solved the problem as best we could, Spike burped out a letter with his disgusting method of transporting mail. Why did Princess Celestia choose that as his method of transporting mail? There are so many things wrong with it. One, it's disturbing. Two, it's disgusting. Three, that's my mail that's coming through with his bad breath. Four, I need to touch that. But there is one advantage, it's quicker and more officiant than the first class mail. Back on the subject, the letter was about Princess Celestia wanting us at Canterlot right away.

We arrived at Canterlot as fast as we could. She called us here for great importance. Apparently. Somepony who she thought she defeated long ago had returned, named Discord. I learned that he once ruled over Equestria with endless chaos before Celestia and Luna stopped him with the elements of harmony and turning him to stone. A bit harsh, I know what it feels like to be turned to stone because of that stupid Cockatrice. The only reason that we had to stop him again was because we help the elements of harmony now. So we were the only ones to stop him. In other words, Celestia thought it was too much of a job and had a hoof shining appointment at the spa that she couldn't miss for anything. We said we would stop Discord, but Pinkie Pie objected. Why? She preferred eternal chaos because it had chocolate rain. Celestia opened the case that help the elements inside, but they were empty. My first suspect of their disappearance was Pinkie Pie. She might of used her physics breaking personality to steal them so she could have chocolate rain. But then I heard an evil laugh, I then remembered Discord and for the first time ever, I saw Discord. He was being weird and insulting Princess Celestia through stained glass. Of coarse, Rainbow Dash shows her loyalty by defending the princess and flying at him... She didn't think it through because Discord was in stained glass. She ended up smashing her face, not the glass, into the glass. Rarity was the first to point out what we were doing. Talking to a window. He seemed to know who we were and our strengths. Celestia spoke up saying that Discord was stalling. I couldn't agree more. Celestia wanted to know where the elements were, so Discord spilled the beans. But in a riddle. Great! As if it wasn't confusing enough seeing him. The riddle was:

Twists and turns are my master plan, then find the elements back where you began.

Everypony immediately started thinking about what he meant. Twist and turns... The only place I could think of with those words was the palace labyrinth. The only other thing I could think of that had twists and turns was Dashie's sexuality! I wonder if that was too far... Anyway, we went to the labyrinth to get the elements of harmony while Princess Celestia went to the spa. By the way. I always wondered what Princess Celestia did during every time we have a crisis. The other thing is that I have noticed Discord and Pinkie Pie are similar in some ways. Both can break the laws of physics and both have chaotic personalities. It's like Pinkie Pie is a friendly Discord.

We reached the labyrinth where our wings and horns suddenly disappeared. We became exactly like Pinkie Pie and Applejack, without wings or horns, we were about to find out how boring their lives were since they had no magical or flying talents. There was no doubt who was the culprit. Discord appeared at the entrance of the labyrinth, and finally we saw his true form. He honestly looked like a sausage that had been badly rolled out into a sausage shape. You could turn his body into a pretzel because of how long he was. According to him, the so called "rules" were no flying and no magic. Obviously, he thought it was a game. Really childish. Another comparison to Pinkie Pie. If they were broken, the game would be over and the sausage would win. We thought we would be doing this together, that was until Discord used hedges to split us up. I only knew him for five minutes and the amount hate I had for him was already extreme.

I was in the labyrinth for a while and found nopony. That was until one of the hedges opened up and I saw Applejack. I swear I heard her talking to somepony, but according to her, she was talking to nopony. I thought she was lying at first, but then I thought about it. She was the element of honesty, she wouldn't lie! She may have nothing special about her being an earth pony and all, but at least she's honest. But Applejack's fur coat was darker than usual.

The next friend I met in the labyrinth was Pinkie Pie, for some reason a lot of balloons were in the labyrinth and they were randomly bursting. I spoke to Pinkie, but she seemed really obnoxious and unhappy. Her coat was also darker than usual. The only three reasons I thought she could ever be unhappy were because of Discord, the balloons popped, or that she remembered that when we stop the sausage, there would be no more chocolate rain.

The third friend I met in the labyrinth was Rarity, after a giant stone wall came crashing down we saw her carrying a giant boulder which she insisted was a diamond. I noticed her coat had a darker tone to it as well. She was also being obnoxious by shouting at me, warning me to stay away from the diamond because she found it, and nopony was aloud to touch it. I noticed a huge absence of generosity during that moment. I was starting to put together in my mind that Discord was causing their personalities to change.

The forth pony I met in the labyrinth was Fluttershy, the hedge came down and I saw her sitting down. I tried to explain that something was wrong with everypony because she would be to kind to change, but then I saw she had a darker tone also, she turned round and became a total whore towards me. An utter bitch! It turns out all of my friends were acting the opposite of what they normally would. Celestia knows how Rainbow Dash would act. Everypony was pushing each other around, obnoxiously and Rarity was threatening me not to touch her rock because she knows where I live. It became really awkward and creepy really fast.

Later on, after I was dumped with Rarity's rock and searching for Rainbow Dash, we saw her flying away with her wings, because of her, we lost the game and weren't going to get the elements. All of the hedges came crashing down leaving us in a giant field of dirt. Discord appeared and started laughing saying we lost the game and eternal chaos was coming to Equestria. Pretty soon none of my friends cared that we lost and they all started fighting with each other. Their friendships between each other crumbling around them because of childish arguments. It was like Rarity's pathetic arguments over shoes. Chick flicks, I believe they're called. Discord approached, to make matters worse I presume. Started laughing again because it turns out, they weren't even in the labyrinth! CELESTIA FUCKING DAMN-IT! Starting to loose my temper. Pissing me off until I felt like erupting like a volcano. The chocolate rain came back and I needed to come up with a new place where the elements could be, while being around my annoying discorded friends. I wanted to go home. But then I thought. Home! Back where you began would be home in Ponyville which was at the moment a chaotic mess with floating buildings and patch patterned grounds and chocolate rain with pink cotton candy clouds. I was walking when I got trampled on by Angel and his friends. Bitchy Fluttershy praised him for doing that. I didn't know how much longer I could cope. Just as I thought that, Discord started messing with the sky and turned the dirt roads into soap. Fucking amazing! It was really bad and according to Discord, this was only the first changes. I knew if he won, it would be the strangest victory ever and the land would be even stranger. He wanted Ponyville to be chaos capital of the world! But really, I've lived here a few months or so, and when is it not chaotic? We had the winter wrap up problem, Nightmare Moon, the hydra. It seems that it's already the chaos capital and all Discord has done is add patterns to it!

My so called "friends" and I finally reached my library. I had to beg for my friends to go inside, they were getting that bad that I needed to beg them to do it like you're begging a troublesome five year old to get off his lazy plot and do a simple task. Not only that, but they seemed to be getting darker, almost totally grey. The worst out of all of them when I had to beg them inside was Rarity. She still thought the rock was a diamond she still thought I wanted to steal it. Not only that, she got attached to it and called it Tom. So she isn't generous anymore and is now bat shit insane. She wasn't going in without the rock so I had to carry it in. If I kept carrying her rock, I would break my spine. That thing weighed more than Celestia's fat plot. I had to throw it into the library because it couldn't fit through the door, creating a huge hole in the wall. Fluttershy soaked me and Spike and Applejack said that no pony liked Spike, one, everypony was getting worse by the second, two, Applejack wasn't wrong... Spike didn't deserve what I just wrote. He didn't to anything wrong for once. Anyway, I had to find the book with the elements of harmony in, since that's where I kept them, in a book, in my library where I began. Spike found the book like a good little assistant. Until Flutterbitch stole it from him. Everypony kept bouncing it around the room so I couldn't get it, and now even I started to go bat shit insane. Seriously, I did. I ended up having a huge fight over the book. With hooves. Everypony was just lucky to get out alive, because everypony knows that if you steal my book, you have a eighty five percent chance of being killed by me. On the positive side, I did get the book back. I opened it and I was right, the elements were in the library, where I began all along! I was so happy and so was Spike. Just the rest of my friends couldn't give a shit. It's like they wanted the world to be ruled by chaos. I had to force the elements onto them. There was just one problem. We didn't have Rainbow Dash. But at that moment, I didn't care and I was to pissed to worry about anything that we didn't need. Why? Because I made Spike the new Rainbow Dash. We didn't need her. I had to persuade everypony to help by saying that we wouldn't talk to each other ever again if we did this, when I said that they were all happy to hear it. Everypony but Rarity who wouldn't leave without Tom the rock. I had to destroy another part of my house, just to get a rock in.

We all moved outside where we saw Discord again, praising us that we found the elements of harmony. I thought he didn't know that we could defeat him with these, but oh well, the sooner he was gone, the better! We got into our formation, ready to fire. But it didn't work. I was starting to get sick and tired of things being misplaced and not working, I was about to scream like Rarity if somepony took Tom away. Discord was still here, everypony was still moody and Flutterwhore was still acting up. Discord left and everypony just quit. Walked away. Our friendships were finally destroyed and about time too. I noticed that I was grey as well. It effected me and I knew that no matter how much I denied it, I did still care about my friends.

I walked home alone. I knew Discord was teasing me about my break up with my friends, because he was making sure that the cotton candy cloud was staying directly over me, raining down chocolate rain. Then the bastard appeared, laughing about it. I didn't want to turn him back to stone, I wanted to kill him for what he had done to me, my friends, Princess Celestia and the world. He tried to entertain me by showing me the chaos he was causing, but it sounded more like teasing. When I left him, I heard him laughing about me having no friends, because he thought that he split us up and we couldn't use the elements on him anymore.

I went back to the upper floor of the library, instructed Spike to pack his things because we were leaving Ponyville. But he couldn't move because Princess Celestia had been sending back all of my friendship reports. What the fuck was she thinking? Sending back dozens of friendship reports one by one! Did she even realize how much pain she was causing Spike to go through?! I picked them up and read them one after the other, while reading them, I was reflecting on all of the memories I had with my friends, seeing all of the brilliant times I had, comparing the fun I had in Canterlot, when I had no friends, to when I had friends in Ponyville. How my life changed rapidly. It was amazing. I snapped back into reality, and again I realized that I was no longer grey, I had color in my life once more! I finally figured it out! Discord was only doing one thing this whole time! Distracting us from our friendships because he knew how powerful they were, and as a team, we would be able to kick his brown, furry ass!

First stop was Sweet Apple Acres! Where Big Macintosh was acting like a dog... Yeah... Anyway I came to see Applejack to fright for our friendship. I pinned her down and used my magic to perform a spell that made her see all of the good times we had as friends to bring the color back in her life! She was everything, her true self, and she was pretty much her true self in reality too. Since I knew the spell worked, it was time to stop a freaky being of chaos. I managed to do what I did to Applejack to the rest of my friends, the only problem now was Rainbow Dash.

Me and my four un-discorded friends went over to Rainbow Dash's house, but she wasn't there. I knew, without her, we couldn't use the elements. We had no clue where she could be, but thanks to Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie, we were able to find her in seconds. She wouldn't come and help us. She wanted to stay in a small patch of clouds that she liked to call Cloudsdale. We needed a plan B.

Our plan was to get a hot air balloon, so everypony could be up in the air while we done plan B. Fluttershy to tie Rainbow Dash down with a rope, pinning her down against her will while I done the spell to make her remember. But Flutterfuck fucked it up by waking her up and telling her the whole plan. Fuck! She flew away. We got Fluttershy to hold a rope and drag the hot ir balloon with her while she chased after her.

After all of that trouble, we managed to catch her and bring her back to the ground. She was kicking and screaming the whole time though. But we managed to use the spell on her and remind her of the good memories, again, bringing the color back into another one of my friends life.

So we managed to get everypony back and smiling, trying to ignore the dancing buffalo around us while we were trying to hug. That was a hard thing to do.

We went straight to Discord to end him, putting him in his stone prison. He was very confident that the elements wouldn't work. But pretty soon, he wouldn't doubt us again. He tried to stop us by taking the elements away from us, but I stopped him before he could. His fate was pretty much sealed. We were about to perform our clever trick to stop him, but Pinkie Pie demanded that we delayed Discord's defeat because she wanted some more chocolate milk. When she was satisfied, she came back to us to perform the work of the elements of harmony. We activated our elements and as soon as the giant rainbow was produced, that's when he realized that it was all over. That's when he learned that, in the land of peace and harmony, being an itch, makes you the elements bitch! *Insert epic music here!* But seriously, that was a pretty epic moment when I turned Discord back into stone. We also used the elements of harmony to refresh the land and bring it back to it's normal state.

The next day we were invited to Canterlot to attend a ceremony that was organised by Princess Celestia that was based around us. We were rewarded for stopping Discord and saving Equestria from eternal chaos. A new stained glass decoration was made, showing that me and my friends used the elements of harmony to stop Discord. We were famous for the second time. I wonder how long it would be before we had to start signing autographs. Oh, and remember what I said about Discord being turned to stone, being a harsh punishment? Yeah well, now that I've seen what Discord can do, it's actually very nice compared to what other things we could do as a punishment. Dear Celestia I hate him!

So... Yeah! It was a pretty crazy few days, I wasn't expecting that to be our next event after the Grand Galloping Gala. It was quite exhausting, what we did. If we didn't stop him, I think my heart might of broke because of everything I love would have been destroyed forever. But Discord was the closest thing to break me and my friends apart, and in the end, he failed as well. If he can't, then nothing can, and that is the power of friendship. Now the only thing that needed to be done is for Princess Celestia to say sorry to Spike for putting him through so much pain when sending back all the friendship reports. If she didn't, but she did because she's nice, we still had the elements at the time, we could turn her to stone too for torturing a baby dragon. But she did say sorry, but nopony tempt me to do it because I wouldn't mind being the ruler of Equestria. Ha, I'm joking. Hopefully I will never need to encounter Discord again...

Author's Notes:

Long entry! I think I'm going to make Twilight a bit more aggressive because this is where things start to go a bit more insane with Twilight and her friends. Discord was probably the worst. This is also the part where Celestia becomes a bit more annoying as a Princess, so that's another thing I might think about. Anyway, The Diary Of Twilight Sparkle is now onto season two entries!