Dustin is officially going to be crazy. He'll get a new power if you cant read the chapter title giving you a head's up. He hooked up with a hotty and this story will still show off some of Static. He is technically still the hero. Dustin is more of the cynical protagonist / anti-hero.

I awoke in my room. I was laying in bed... with Kay... naked. And I was enjoying... being in bed... with Kay... naked. What is she 34 D? So much better than those clopfic images in my head! EW!

"What time is it?" she asked me while still laying on me.

"It's too early in the morning." I went back to sleep. A few minutes later.

"Dustin Kay! Get up! It's two in the afternoon!" said Doc. I grabbed a pillow and threw it.

"Shut up! It's two in the afternoon!" He took notice of how we didn't have any clothes. He left the room.

"Whats go see what the old bastard wants." She said getting up only wearing a pair of panties. She put on a tank top and a pair of sleeping pants. I just put on my sleeping pants and followed her.

"Glad to see you both up and well rested." He put a piece of machinery in front of us. "I came up with this idea by combining the magic in the books with average day science." He pushed a button and the box unfolded into a large machine.

"Climb in test dummy." He said to me.

"Alright..." I got on a table which slid back pulled me down and closed a few metal clamps. "Hey what gives!"

"I think I can edit your brain. Which eye do you see better out of?"

"My left but that doesn't-" My head was held still and he cut on a drill and stuck it in my eye. "ERG! WHAT THE FUCK!" I yelled. I fell silent as I saw a light in front of me. When I did I was floating in a white room surrounded by photos.

"Do you see anything?" I heard in my head. It sounded like Zephyr.

"I'm in a white room surrounded by photos or something like that."

"Then It worked! You can send yourself across other dimensions and time itself."

"How do I leave?"

"Just say exit."

"Exit." I opened my eyes to see that I was on the couch. Kay was wiping blood away from my right eye.

"It doesn't hurt. Explain the machine doctor."

"Like I said I used magic. I programmed powerful magic into your brain and now you have the ability to travel through space and time. Just touch a photo like the notes in this book says." He handed me a book.

"So I can't die?"

"Since you can control time then you can affect your age."

"Kay get in there."

"What Why?"

"I don't want to live for eternity without you."

"Your right." She climbed in the machine. The clamps around her chest really showed off her boobs.

"Your enjoying this aren't you?" we both nodded. Then the drill entered her eye when she didn't expect it. A few minutes went by and she was in the same place.

"It says here just think portal in your head and you can enter this place." So I closed my eyes. "Portal." and I was in the room floating with Kay.

"This is amazing!" she said looking around.

"I think so. I guess we can be here together as well. If we can dimension travel then we can be epic badasses or assholes. Your choice." I looked at Kay.

"Let's do both." She touched a picture of Minecraft. I however said "Exit."

"Where did she go?" said Dr. Z

"I don't know Zephyr. I'll just let her have some fun. By the way what kind of name is that?"

"I was born in the Apocalypse."

"Right and we've been here for years so that means you really aged."

"I'm 53."

"I'm 23 but I was born before the Apocalypse making me your elder. You must listen to your elder."

"That's not really fair."

"Life's not fair." Then Kay walked through a large white portal in the wall. She had a few scratches, an 8-bit pickaxe, and the head of a creeper with her.

"Hey Kay. You've been gone for like 2 minutes."

"Really? I was there for hours."

"I guess Equestria is the slowest off all the dimensions affected by time." She put her stuff in our room. We had a two closets. One made for storing equipment and another for storing sets of clothes.

"My turn. Portal." I went to the WR (White Room.) and chose the one that said 'Dead Space.' "Oh I love this game!"

Meanwhile

"Static wake up." said Twilight.

"I'm awake." I said. She pulled me up for a kiss. While we enjoyed I was having trouble adjusting to her larger figure.

"This baby is big." she said. Too big. Hehehe.

"That just means he's healthy. Like a... horse! Get it?"

"Yes." Then a large white light appeared on the ceiling. A large human figure fell from it. We both ran downstairs to see it stand up. He was male, wearing a CEC Mk. 3 Engineering suit and holding a plasma cutter. He looked at both of us and took off his helmet.

"God Dammit." He said. It was Dustin!

"Dustin where did you come from and how did you get that Dead Space gear?"

"So your the Dustin I heard about?" said the defensive Twilight. Does she seriously not remember me?

"Yes and yes." He said. He took in a deep breath and brushed the blood of his ribbed armor.

"Ew! What is that stuff!" said Twilight hiding behind me.

"Blood and guts." He said.

"You killed people?" I asked.

"I try not to. I do kill the undead." He responded putting the helmet back on then he used the stasis module on us.

"TTTWWWIIILLLIIIGGGHHHTTT DDDOOONNN'TTT LLLEEETTT HHHIIIMMM HHHIIITTT YYYOOOUUU WWWIIITTTHHH HHHIIISSS SSSTTTAAASSSIIISSS AAATTTAAACCCKKK!!!"

"OOOKKKAAAYYY!!!" Dustin looked back and forth between us. He then teleported to someplace unknown.

"III GGGOOOTTT HHHIIITTT!!!" Said Twilight.

"DDDAAAMMMMMMIIITTT!!!" Said Static.

Back at home

"You've been gone for a few minutes. Where did you go Dustin?" said Kay as I appeared in the house.

"Dead Space. When I came back I was in the Library at Ponyville. So I teleported here."

"I see. Nice Armor."

"Thank you." I told her. I pushed the button on my chest hologram and the suit unfolded I put it in the closet in our room.

"*gasp* Oh my god! Dustin you've been cut!"

"I died. Then it said you know loading checkpoint and I never healed this wound. Stupid alien zombies."

"That sounds harsh." I pulled out a small med kit and sprayed it on the wound closing it.

"Where did you get these scars?" asked Dr. Z towards Kay.

"What?" she saw that her tank top was showing a large scar around her left arm. It was from where it got blown off.

"When I was in the apocalypse I died from blood loss when I got my arm and legs blown off." I took her in for a hug.

"Don't think like that." I told her getting a kiss in return.

"I know. Hey Dr. Z did you ever find a special person?"

"No. Why?"

"Well I'm sure there is a pony to hook up with here." she told him.

"Maybe. And stop calling me Dr. Z. It's Zephyr."

"But Dr. Z sounds so much cooler!" I told him.

"I don't want everyone else to know I am a doctor."

"Whatever." I told him. Kay and I looked at each other. "Wanna fuck with other people?"

"You mean ponies?" she asked.

"Yeah. Wanna?"

"Yes." We both turned into birds and flew away. When we got to the castle we began to squawk at the princesses every time they tried to talk.

"Watch this." I told Kay. I transformed into Death from Darksiders II and Kay landed on my arm in the shape of a crow.

"Now listen to meee..."  I said in a ghostly voice. They both were shaking.

"I am Death! I am here to tell you two to watch over Dustin and Kay. I trust those two with my life." They both nodded and I jumped out a window turning into a raven.

"I love shape shifting. Far cooler than what Static does."

"You mean the lightning thing?"

"Yes. It's like trying to compare Alex Mercer to Cole MacGrath."

"Well... Prototype is always better."

"I know! At least one person agrees with me. I mean would you rather have lightning going through your body all day long or would you shape shift?"

"Shape shift. The lightning sounds uncomfortable."

"Exactly. You know I just thought of something. Since Alex made his clothes in Prototype can we make our own?"

"What?"

"In the game their is this one scene where the military guy says that ZEUS or Alex even has synthetic clothes that his body made after he died. Like a biomass. We should try it." We both went behind our house and turned into humans. I tried it and made the same jacket that Alex wears. Kay tried it and she was in a cute long sleeved shirt with a ruffled skirt, leggings, and tennis shoes.

"You are just adorable." I told her. She smiled while putting her hair in a ponytail.

"Its what cute girls wear on an adventure." I put the hood up on my jacket. She made a hood on her shirt and pulled it up and on que it began to rain.

"What do you do to fuck with somebody when it rains?" I asked her.

"I'm not sure." I summoned a lighter and gave her my favorite smile: The cynical one!

"We play with fire!"