I know Dustin had a bad time but he's lucky to have free control of his original body back. And Kay! A hot Irish looking chick. I'd say that's pretty damn lucky.

I ran towards the Library hoping to cause another commotion.

"Dustin! Wait!" I stopped for Kay to get to me.

"Yes? If your going to stop me then do it now."

"I want to help. Seems like fun."

"Celestia called us crazy. Let's not disappoint." We made a wooden cross and lit it on fire outside the Library.

"What do you think your doing!" yelled Static.

"This is a welcome cross." I told him.

"That is definitely a hate cross."

"Do I look racist? Am I wearing a white sheet?"

"You know this stuff? You from Earth?"

"You could say that." Kay giggled slightly.

"What do you want? I'm busy."

"Oh I know. Twilight doesn't like to wait."

"How do you know this shit!"

"I am powerful Static Wielder. You will know me in time." I kicked a puddle stopping the fire.

"Tell me your name." he said.

"I am... get this... Dustin Shafer. You are a figment of my mind." His face was of pure fear. He slowly began to walk back into the Library.

"You can't be real! Your dead!"

"And you got me killed! I'm hear now and I am hating this!" He was against the wall.

"Remember Kay Kronor? She's right here."

"Kay?" He stared at the beautiful mare. "Why are you two here?"

"That's what we want to know." I explained everything to him. How we caused a time paradox.

"So what do I do to refrain from becoming you?" Static asked me.

"YOU can't be ME. You're Static Wielder. I'm Dustin. We are now two different ponies. Or you are at least." Kay and I switched to our human forms and closed the Library door.

"I'm only telling you Static. Forest and Sky have both forgotten about us. I want our memory to live on in you." I told the frightened pony while giving him a hug.

"Were will you two live?"

"Canterlot. We have a doctor with us now and places to explore. I don't want you to have your life ruined so I'm giving you a heads up. Don't tell Twilight about the blood dragons. Don't tell her-" he put a hoof on my mouth.

"What are the Blood Dragons?"

"You mean you didn't have to fight?" I asked him.

"No..." He quieted.

"I guess then I have nothing to tell you. Enjoy life Static is what I'm saying." I pulled Kay in for a hug. "Like I am going to." She smiled at me.

"It was nice seeing you Static." she said. Twilight woke up. "Static?" We used our magic to turn into birds. I was a crow and she was a raven.

"Open a window please." I whispered.

"Alright. See you guys soon."

"You bet." said Kay. We both flew out and went to look for Zephyr.

"That went well except the horrible past I had to go through didn't happen to him." I told her.

"Will you tell me?"

"Already did. Remember?"

"Oh yeah." I told her about that two years ago. I am still confused about how that worked out. We survived for a 3 years. We got so close and now we can just settle down? I don't think so.

"I have an idea." said Kay. She pointed to one of Pinkie's cannons. There was also a pie stand.

"You are a genius." We flew behind a house and changed our forms. I took all of the pies and Kay merely loaded the cannon.

Meanwhile

Static's POV

"What's going on?" said sleepy Twilight. "Oh my! Static are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost."

"He's real Twilight. The boy from my nightmares."

"What was his name?"

"Dustin. Dustin Shafer. I know him. He's either going to make the most out of his visit here or kill us all."

"Why would he do that?"

"He's a looney." What am I going to do? I hope to god that he doesn't kill us. Then a pie splatted on the window.

"Yeah he's having fun."

Meanwhile Town Square.

"Quit it!" yelled Forest as I bombarded him with pie after pie.

"Never!" I yelled. "Kay you know what to do." She levitated about 7 more pies towards me. I put them in the cannon and aimed it towards the rest of the town.

"Fire!" she pulled the string hitting Lyra, Bon-bon, and Pinkie Pie who laughed and yelled "Free Pie!" At least someone got my message. Free PIE!

"You need to stop this!" said an officer. I stood in front of him and didn't move.

"I don't need to stop this. You can't do anything about it. POWER OF THE PEOPLE!" I shot him with a pie.

"That does it. Private Hooves!"

"Yes Commander Hardback!"

"Pepper Spray!" I stood there as the cop sprayed me. He was stunned as I didn't even flinch. "Pepper Spray doesn't affect me anymore." I told him.

"Bear Mace!" He hit me with that and again I was unharmed. "Mace is like a tangy Pepper Spray."

"Alright..." He pulled out his taser and shot me with it. I went down but didn't pass out. I just got back up. "That all you got?"

"We're out of pies." said Kay.

"Oh... well were done then." We walked away from the cops. As we did I heard 'Panic at the Disco' in the back of my head. Why? I don't know but I saw a bunch of arrows in my eyes. Guess I am crazy but I'm suffering from DDR Withdrawal. I began to dance to the beat of 'Time to dance.'

"What are you doing?" asked Kay.

"I'm having fun! Join me!" She giggled and we both danced in a synchronous rhythm. I wasn't Static. I could dance actually. After about 4 minutes of rocking our hooves off we were both pooped.

"I learned all the cultures of this civilization." Said the Doc.

"That's great... man..." I told him still exhausted.

"You two look tired. We should check out that new house you just got."

"Great Idea." I picked Kay up on my back. "Lets." I teleported us to Canterlot. We looked around and we saw a large 3 story house that said 'Just Sold to K + D.' The sad thing was the K and the D were surrounded by a heart. Aww... I mean NO!

We went inside. The bottom floor was made up of a library, a kitchen, and a living room. The second floor was two bedrooms, and the third floor was a laboratory and observatory.

"This is amazing!" We both squealed while the Doctor began to move his hoof like a cross. He reached up and pulled his goggles down below his eyes. "Mother of god..." He said.

"Didn't know you liked memes." I teased him.

"There is a lot you don't know my dear child. Do you two enjoy science?"

"I may be an idiot doc but I enjoy some good chemistry or star observing." I told him.

"Kay here is a doctor so she is perfect of science." He looked at us.

"Ah an apprentice and a tester." We looked at each other and laughed.

"That sounds about right." She told him. We heard knocking on our door below. I went to answer it.

"Excuse me are you the young stallion who managed to afford this place?" said a stuck up snob of a fancy pony. Mare I think.

"Uh... Yeah..."

"How does such trash as yourself do this?" said her boyfriend.

"What do you mean trash?" I asked her.

"Like what are you wearing?" I looked at my brown duster.

"It's a duster. A coat to keep dust of me and look cool at the same time."

"It trash." said the woman again.

"Stop saying that." I began to scratch my head. God I fucking hate snobs. Kay walked down. "Who is it?" The male's jaw dropped.

"How does such a beautiful pony as yourself get with trash like this?" She took offense to that. "Hey he's not trash. Let's see you survive in a fight."

"And your wearing the same horrid clothes as him. How repulsive." I gave her my 'I really don't give a fuck look.' She responded with her 'I want to kill' look. Or was it the 'I'm hungry for meat' look? Oh they're both scary alright!

"The princess owes us." I said. "And you two need to stop saying bad things." I held up some paper. "Diplomatic Immunity. I have full authority to do whatever I want to you two." They were both stunned. Kay gave me the 'Alright thanks for solving the problem in an easier way' look. I went to close the door but before I did I winked at both of them.

"Suck it Bitch!" I said and closed it. Kay busted out laughing at that point. "Gawd... I'm tired." I told her.

"Celestia only gave us two rooms. I don't want to share with Dr. Z."

"We'll just have to bunk like we did for 3 years now." I teased her. This earned me a blush from her white cheeks. "Don't tease me like that."

"I can't help it. Your just so beautiful." Her blush deepened. I'm a player if you didn't know.

"Stop!" I began to tickle her. "BWAHAHAHA! Stop it! Dustin! HAHAHA! I can't breath! HAHAHA STOP!" she said playfully.

"Alright..." As soon as I lowered my guard she tackled me and began her revenge tickle.

"NONONO! HAHAHA STOP! This isn't funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" We kept this up for a while until she was on top of me. We both just laid on the ground. Well I did. She was on top of me. We both chuckled and wanted the same thing.

"Kay... Thanks for always being there."

"Dustin... Thanks for making my day better." She kissed me. It wasn't like Twilight's kiss. This was a real thoughtful kiss and I was sharing it with the girl I loved for a very long time.

"I needed this." I told her.

"Just don't tease me." We both switched to human form. I pulled her in for a kiss which she embraced with her tongue.

"I've loved you since we were 5." she told me.

"Same..." I got another kiss. "...Want to share the room?"

"Do you really think I would switch?" she told me.

"Yes."

"That's just silly talk." She kissed me. "Don't be silly, you silly."

"Don't call me silly you filly." I told her.

"Don't call me filly or I might call you a hillbilly."

"How does that work?"

"Don't hillbillies fuck animals?"

"I uh... I don't know. I don't know how to come back to that either."

"Just say I love you."

"I love you Kay Kronor."

"I love you Dustin Shafer." We kissed and the entire time I was carrying her to our room. Why would I ever want to be with Twilight or someone like that when I have the perfect girl in front of me this entire time. Guess I am an idiot.