I just now realized I have been throwing a lot of attention at Dustin and Kay. I need to get back to the others.

Kay and I were out in the woods so no one would see us. We wanted to cause Anarchy but that's not our style. We work with or around it but we don't cause it. We just sat there in the woods with a fire blazing and a manticorn cooking.

"How's your steak?" she asked.

"A little *gnawing sounds* tender." She pulled out a different piece.

"This one's more rare." She took a bite out of it savoring it.

"Eww... too bloody."

"You didn't mind my blood yesterday."

"How was I to know you were a virgin!"

"And you weren't?"

"Technically I was. Static wasn't."

"Whatever." She knew she lost this battle.

"Besides I like a little ketchup on my hot dog." She gave me the 'Too much information' look.

"Hahaha..." We continued to eat when we heard footsteps behind us.

"What are you doing?!" yelled a green pegasus pony with brown and blonde hair holding a fainted yellow pegasus with pink hair.

"Forest? Kelly?" We both said.

"Dustin? Kay?"

"Oh so you remember us now!"

"Static told me. I'm so sorry guys."

"Not cool dude." said Kay.

"I guess you two got close over the years."

"What?! How did you know!" we both yelled at the same time.

"I can see that you two have a little pink ribbon going between each other."

"How can you see that?"

"Just like how I see nature. And this is human 'nature.'' Kay had to hide her blush with her hood. I just stared at him.

"What else did Static tell you?"

"All he said was the next day you came out of nowhere in Dead Space armor. You made Twilight puke dude."

"She can't handle some blood?"

"She has never seen someone die. And you two have done a lot of killing."

"Sorry Kelly." I said.

"Forest. Kelly is a different person."

"Right. Good to see you. What's wrong with Shy?"

"She fainted. Your eating an animal."

"Do they not eat meat here?" asked Kay.

"NO!" yelled Forest. She was scared so she put her head down. "I-I'm sorry Kay. I didn't mean to raise my voice to you. Sky and I baked you some sweets." He handed us a basket full of an arrangement of sweets. Kay was already drooling.

"Here you go. Ugh! I hate sweets." I told Forest.

"We know. Static however loves them."

"Don't compare me. I am not that... I'm me."

"i guess. I got to go. See you guys and be more careful with the meat eating okay?"

"Alright." We looked at each other and put out the fire. "Dear merciful god who has given us good fortune for the past few days. Take this animal which we slaughtered into your kingdom and forgive us." Kay and I both said. We even bowed. I swear that their was a hole in the clouds with light emitting through it and shining on the dead animal.

"Thank you." we said leaving.

"You going to eat all those candies at once?" I asked her. She had a sharpie and some tape in her mouth.

"This is for Tomaro. This is for Friday. This is for Sunday." I took the tape from her mouth and placed it on the cakes and cookies she was organizing.

"Thank you."

"Welcome just don't get a belly ache."

"You know I will."

"At least don't do it on purpose this time."

"Alright." We walked arm in arm. We finally got to enjoy our life. We noticed the stars and nature at its finest. Also since we can shape shift our bodies and stuff we don't even need sleep anymore. It's nice to sleep but we don't need it. It's a want now.

Sky's POV

I was in Pinkie's kitchen. She was baking but also said she had something for me. I wonder what it could be.

"Okay Sky... It's done!" she said. She was putting icing on a cake.

"Need help?"

"No this is for you silly willy." Okay then... She pushed it towards me.

"Read it out loud." she said. I looked down at the cake.

"Sky I'm Pregnant." What? What does she... OH MY GOD! OH MY GAWD! I'm going to... But I... we...

"Tee hee." she giggled. "He fainted."

Back to our man.

I was cleaning up our mess. The fire spread and scorched a large percent of the tree we were hiding under. After a while a familiar voice filled the air.

"Dustin!" screamed Celestia. Oh why the fuck is she here?

"What do you two think?" she asked.

"About what?"

"About the change you wanted Dustin. Do you want something else to change?"

"NO! No more fucking changes Celestia! You changed Static's past! Yeah you gave me my humanity back and Kay even but no more FUCKING CHANGES! You only make my life FUCKING WORSE! I can fucking take care of myself. I have for 3 fucking years now but NO MORE!" I yelled. God why do I keep losing my cool?

"I understand. You're sick of it huh?"

"If I say yes you will change something else. Just fuck off."

"Then you fucking understand what's happened. This is all on you. Time to go back."

"We're not going back. No more fucking change. I am not being that Wielder pony any more. I am me. I can even fucking change my shape for god's sake!"

"So you don't want Twilight back? Or your friends?" Kay looked at me with tears. This was the only choice I knew I was not going to regret.

"NO!" I stomped my foot sending a violent shiver up Celestia's spine. "My friends have already forgotten me. You have caused enough damage as it is. You say you want peace but at what cost? You've already fuck up many things for me and I quit. Too late to go back."

"Those are wise words. You know Static Wielder is his own pony even?"

"Yes. That is exactly why I don't want to be him."

"Very well. I shall not change a thing. We are all content with your choice Dustin. You get to keep the girl and I saw tell everyone of what's happened to you over the past 3 years."

"Yes that's what we want." Kay said.

"Excellent. Goodbye my friends!" she disappeared into a large white light.

"Dustin?"

"Yes?"

"I'm confused."

"I'm... Well... Yeah me too." This is the most fucked up and random day off my life. What the fuck?

"Let's just get the fuck home. I have a lot of thinking to do."

"Do you regret any of this Dusty?"

"I regret everything. But each time I change we fucking go through hell. Well I'm done. I'll only help or something like that."

"Like a hero?"

"What no... Like a badass." She laughed at my selfishness.

"What's so funny?"

"You. You don't know what you want to be. You fight and prosper no matter the situation. It really is an admiral trait."

"Flatterer." I told her. "Why don't you speak up more during arguments?"

"If I talk I can't hear. Now can I?"

"I can. If that's what you want to hear."

"No. I just think about what I say before I say it."

"I see. Let's get home and just live. You know? Tomaro we visit the others and have fun."

"No more change?"

"I so fucking hate that word right now." She laughed again. We both shaped into ponies and walked through Ponyville. "I just really hate it. If I hear change again I'm throwing a brick."

"No you girls aren't changing your paper!" I heard Diamond Tiara yell to the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I levitated a brick and shot it at her nailing her straight in the eye.

"Bitch." Kay busted out laughing this time.