That stupid April fools joke threw me off my game and I keep typing Firefly or Posey. Whoever the bastard was that tried to accomplish this goal congratulations. You did it. :) - Static

I woke up in bed with Twilight. I finally had a good dream. Something about setting Gilda on fire... I don't remember but I liked it. I just thought about everything that happened. It's been about 2 weeks since I became Static Wielder. I was a human. Died. Celestia tells me I have always been a pony. I get a bunch of fucked up memories. I'm a knight? That part still gets me. I know weird magic. I'm still teaching Twilight by the way. Then I see a new Alicorn. What the fuck?

"Twilight, do you know anything about Dream Weaver?"

"Who?" Right. She doesn't know idiot.

"The Alicorn who Luna was talking to."

"I've never seen him before so I thought he was a friend of yours."

"Well I don't know him. I overheard his name and that's all." This is weird. I need to find out what's so odd about him. He was giving off this aura of hate towards me. I just know it. "It's alright. What do we need to do today?" Maybe I could hang with my friends.

"I need to go to Canterlot with my friends. You should stay here and talk to other ponies around town. Make some good friends."

"Alright sweetie. Have fun." I left the library just knowing something bad was going to happen today.

Dream's POV

I was in the Canterlot castle talking to Celestia. "What do you mean he's still alive!" I wanted answers. Static Wielder is still alive! That bastard should be dead!

"He's done nothing wrong Dream." She reassured me. "I know it was hard losing White Tulip. It hurt him too but don't blame him for it. Sundance and I underst-"

"You don't know my mother! I want him dead!"

"I imagine you do. I thought you hated your little sister for not being an alicorn." Dammit Celestia!

"That's not the point."

"It is. Static Wielder is nothing but a regular pony now. He knows he failed to save her but that's because she didn't go to him when he reached out to help her. He got over it. I suggest you do the same."

"I can't just let this go by."

"You can. I don't want Luna to hear about you trying to kill a hard working pony trying to move on with his life."

"Fine. Maybe We can talk it out?"

"If your talking doesn't involve violence then yes. Please be merciful Dream Weaver."

"Yes Princess." I left the castle. Static didn't kill White Tulip? Was my mother a lier? She blamed him for this long. I'm confused. On my way out I saw 6 ponies go into the thrown room. I saw all of them at the party yesterday. The purple one is Static's date and also Celestia's personal student. Better not interrogate her. Dammit this is frustrating.

Static's POV

I was sitting on a park bench chewing on a piece of bread. I wasn't fully hungry so I got a small meal. I asked Forest and Sky to meet me here but they both said they had jobs to do. I need to get a job. The 20,000 bits won't last long. I'm already down to 17,432. *sigh* this day is just not my day. The sky is cloudy. There's a large purple fire leaving Canterlot castle. It's heading here. I saw it do 3 sonic booms. How is that even possible?

"Hello Static." In a quick split of a second it got behind me. I turned to see Dream Weaver.

"Uh... Hello? Dream Weaver? How'd you do that?" I want to know how he did that sonic boom. So cool.

"You won't know how to do it. You need wings. Didn't you dad tell you that.?" How does he know this shit?

"My dad can go fuck a pickle." I really care less what he thinks.

"I want to talk to you." He picked me up and flew to the top of dragon mountain.

"What the fuck are you doing?!"

"Just want to have a talk. That's all." We got to the top which seemed small for two ponies to be on. "Explain yourself Dream."

"You killed my little sister. White Tulip. Remember her?"

"Yes. I didn't kill her though. I failed to protect her."

"My mother hasn't forgiven you. I won't either."

"You don't need to. Didn't you hate your sister?"

"What?"

"I remember a dossier which explained how you and your mom were Alicorns and she wasn't. I remember you now. How is Sundance?"

"Shitty."

"Oh... How are you?"

"Pissed."

"I see. Anything else you want to talk about?"

"Your death." Oh boy. I knew this wouldn't end well. I entered my time sphere and began my slide down the mountain.

Dream's POV

I saw him turn into a blue blur with lightning coming off. I guess that explains the static part of his name. He was fast. Too fast for me to keep up at a normal speed. I used my magic to enter another dimension hoping to slow him down. I began to slide down the mountain after him. He was still fast defying my magic mostly.

"You can't run forever Static!" I will get closure.

"I'm not running. I don't want to fight!"

"Why is that? You a pussy?"

"I gave it up! I only fight in self defense."

"Then that's what you need." I threw some fire balls at him to witch he dodged with ease. He was far more experience than me. Not bad for a mortal.

"I'm serious. Stop this now!" he yelled. Does he really mean that? Or is he waiting for me to drop my guard? My mother hate his guts. He probably hates her. I got close enough to Static and gave him a good punch in the eye. It was enough to get him rolling.

Static's POV

"Ow! Ah! FUCK! OW! DAMMIT!" that ass fuck just sent me down the hill rolling with one punch?! I need to step it up if I want out alive. It forced me to exit my time sphere.

"Your getting slow and old." that smug bastard.

"What's your problem?"

"My problem..." he picked me up by the tail with his magic "... Is that your still alive." He began to slowly but efficiently turn me in the air gaining speed with every swing. "Get lost!" He yelled launching me towards the castle. I looked at the roof coming in close to my view. "Aww... Fuck my ass." I braced my self for impact.

Twilight's POV

I was having a nice talk to Celestia about the upcoming Gala. All of my friends were having a nice evening as well. Then a blur of lightning entered through the heavily reinforced roof. Ouch! He hit all the scaffolding on his way down and crashed into the marble floor breaking and ruining it. He was breathing heavily and I saw the pony try to get up. There was a small pool of blood on the floor. He was wearing a tattered jumpsuit with the remains of what looked like a saddlebag. He looked up through to hole in the roof to see a black pony with purple hair flying there.

"Come on Static! Don't tell me your done now?" He summoned a group of Ice spears. That was Static? He began to roll side ways dodging every spear except the last one which he caught.

"I am not fighting you Dream Weaver. I will tell you know to stand down."

"Or what?" Static broke the blade off the spear and unleashed a flurry of blows to Dream sending him to the ground.

"Or you get seriously hurt." He dropped and looked over at us. "Sorry you girls need to see this." I was more worried about him. The guy I love just went flying through a roof and was fighting an Alicorn. The only ponies having a problem was Fluttershy who was hiding behind Applejack and Rarity who was calling Static's torn up jumpsuit a disgrace to fashion.

"I apologize for Dream. Are you alright Static?"

"No, but I'll get over it." He snapped his neck back into place.

"What were you thinking Dream Weaver!" Celestia is trying to back Static up. He was still disoriented. He sat on his hind legs and mouthed to us to watch.

33 minutes later

Celestia was still giving him a life lesson. Never lie to a princess. If she tells you not to fight and you do it... well... go buy yourself some nice armor and a bucket. I was still comforting Static who was enjoying the show.

"I promise to never cause harm against Static Wielder again!" said the now sorry Alicorn. We didn't hear what she said but it was enough to make him cry. He was still wiping the blood from his nose. She gave him a small smack on his head and he got up and walked to Static. "Can you ever forgive me Static Wielder? I just now realized how my mother has been a complete psycho these past years."

"I already have... but can you forgive yourself?" What does that mean?

"What?"

"You have fallen victim to her influence. You believed her lies and have lived the past so many years in darkness. You must forgive yourself first." Just what kind of man is he? I love him already and yet he shows the maturity of an alicorn.

"Also not only are you an idiot of an alicorn but you just got beat up by a unicorn with the most fucked up background out of most ponies. How does that feel?"

"Like shit." Dream responded.

"I shall fix that. When your done with your date tonight with Luna, come find me in Ponyville."

"How did you know about tonight?" Static just laughed and walked toward me. "See you later." He gave me a kiss and teleported.

"Seriously how did he know?"

Blaze's POV

I was in the town square when Static teleported out of nowhere. He was cut up and bruised looking sickly pale.

"Hey Static." I told him

"Where the fuck were you when I needed you!"

"I was in Cloudsdale. Guess who got a job at the Rainbow Factory?"

"Guess who doesn't care?"

"Not you. You totally care."

"Your right. Nice job. Do you know what rainbows taste like?" Uh...

Flashback 57 minutes ago

"Welcome aboard Mr. Blaze. I will be glad to have a pony with your knowledge around here." I lied to get in. Better ask Twilight for books on operating machinery and making rainbows. Speaking of which...

"Excuse me Mister Thunderwing. Do you know what Rainbow's taste like?"

"Try it for yourself." I dipped my hoof in a rainbow batch hearing a few laughs from behind me. I slowly stuck my tongue out and licked it.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! SPICY!" I had to run to the water fountain

End of flashbacks

"I know you have a spice problem Static so listen to me this once. Don't taste it."

"Is it that bad?"

"It's that bad." I allowed a tear to stroll down my face. He gave me a creepy look like he was scared and slowly walked away.

"Did you get the job?" I heard a certain cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane say.

"I sure did." She gave me a kiss. "Great! We can totally work together."

"You work there?"

"The weather division."

"I'm in the Rainbow Factory."

"It's still great.

Sky's POV

I was helping some construction workers fix a dam.

"Great job son! You should do this more often." I heard on of the workers say.

"I actually need a job. Can I apply for one?" He looked at me and then to the boss.

"You can have one now!" He slapped a yellow helmet on my head.

"Great!"

Forest's POV

I was the owner of the florist shop in Ponyville. I was watering my plants (especially my venus fly trap. Love that thing.) and Static walked in. He had a bad limp and was cut up. *Ding Ding* I heard the desk bell ring.

"Just one minute." I yelled at him and came around to greet him.

"You work here now?"

"I own the place now."

"That's awesome! Can I have some flowers on the house?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because I got in a fight with a stupid alicorn and he ripped up my saddle bag making me lost all of my bits." Sounded to good to be true.

"Yeah... I suppose I can."

"What is the best romantic flower?"

"Hitting on Twilight are we?" I saw some white tulips. That would only fuck up his day. Why did Sundance name that kid after a flower? It makes no fucking sense.

"How about some Roses?"

"Which kind do you have?"

"Black, Red, and these little violet ones."

"I'll take the purple ones." Wait... Twilight's purple. I know this.

"Alright." I wrapped them up and put some water on them. "Have a good date."

"It's going to be a home date. I can hardly walk as it is. Do you know where Sky is?"

"He's working with the construction crew."

"Alright." He headed to the door. "Thanks a bunch Forest!" He left. I heard an 'Ooh' from outside then a minty green and tan pony walked in.

"Are you the one with these amazing flowers we're hearing about?"

"Yes." Another Customer. Except this one is actually fucking paying!

Static's POV

I walked (limped) back to the Library hoping that I could talk to Spike while I waited for Twilight but he left to visit Zecora.

"What is Twilight's favorite meal?" I've been with the girl for 2 weeks now and I haven't even asked her what she likes to eat yet!

"I'll just make a stew." I make a mean stew. Not the tastiest stew or the best looking, but one of those special home made soups that warms your heart right up. I began to cut up the vegetables and boil the water. When I was done it was still 8'o clock.

I made myself a bowl and as soon as I did Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Forest, Sky, Blaze, Discord, Celestia, Luna, and Dream came in.

"You made us dinner thanks!" said Sky.

"Appreciate it!" said Celestia. Everyone told me thanks and began to eat my stew. This was suppose to be a date! A DATE! Hehehe, I said eat my stew. LOL. It might not be a date, but it's like a family reunion. I'm lovin' it.