I will be establishing another relationship.

At the Canterlot Statue Gardens

"What do you see here class?" asked Ms. Cheerilee.

"It's that Discord guy again!" said Applebloom

"That's right Applebloom."

"Whatever. I knew that." said Diamond Tiara.

"You did not!" It's been a while since Twilight and her friends defeated Discord.

"Settle down class." said Ms. Cheerilee. The kids were bigger now and fought more ofter. Usually violent. This started to make the statue shake of the Draconequus. Ms. Cheerilee looked at it and just sighed.

"Here we go again."

Mean while In Ponyville

I got up to stretch and went downstairs to get a cup of coffee. What I love about ponies, they drink coffee. I then heard Twilight scream. 3... 2... 1...

"Static! I got a letter from the princess! Discord's free!" I spitted my coffee.

"WHAT?! WARN THE TOWN!"

"Too late." Discord made himself appear in the town square. He popped his back and was very tired.

"Good evening Twilight Sparkle. Static."

"Hello Cord." I said. Most ponies were hiding.

"Let me handle this Twi. How ya doin?"

"OH I've had better days. In case your wandering Twilight, no I'm not here for revenge. I'm here to thank you."

"What?" she said only to be picked up and hugged by Discord.

"You got all that negative energy out of me with the Elements of Harmony. I can not thank you again."

"Good to see you back to normal Discord."

"It's good to be back Wielder." Forest and Sky both flew up and landed beside me. I whispered to them how he's back to normal.

"Really? In that case welcome back Discord." said Forest.

"It's about time you stopped with the whole nutcase thing." said Sky.

"Ah Forest Breeze, Sky Glider. Thank you for your hospitality."

"You need to apologize to Celestia like right now." I told him

"You are correct. I missed her the most." I pulled Twilight in close.

"In case you didn't know, Discord and Celestia were going to be married."

"What?"

"The same evil that possessed Luna got him as well."

"He seems nice."

"He's still going to prank us too. Not like what he did to you last time Twilight. That wasn't a prank. That was chaos." I tried to whistle to Sky but I just kept making "PPPFFFTTT!!!" sounds.

"Ah forget it. Sky go get Blaze. Tell him to set up shop. D's back."

"On it."

"Forest, You go get the flour. I'll get the berries." I gave Twilight a kiss. "And you don't get caught in the crossfire."

Blaze's POV

I woke up in bed with Rainbow Dash. She was actually tired of our 'games.' I heard a knock on the front door. I opened to see Sky Glider.

"Blaze. Discord's back."

"What?" I had some memories returned to me about us growing up. Going around town and pulling pranks on people. Good times. Rainbow Dash walked in from the bedroom.

"Rainbow... I have to go get set up."

"For what?"

"For prank war. Go get with Pinkie Pie. We could use cover." She saluted me and flew out the cloud home.

"Where is he Sky?"

"He went to go have makeup sex with Celestia."

"That gives us 24 minutes." A clock appeared at the bottom right. It started a while ago. "Shit make that 22 minutes. Let's move!"

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 21:27

I flew down from Rainbow's and went to the Sugercube Corner kitchen. I was surprised to see Static and Forest already to work on the pies.

"Good job men." I told them. They were both standing there in their little aprons and covered in flour spots. I pulled out a map. "He will probably appear hear." I pointed to the bridge. "We set up here, here, here, and for emergency here." He pointed to the Mayor's office, The Library, Carousel Boutique, and Sweet Apple Acres. "What is he going to bring?"

"I don't know." said Static. "He will just summon things with magic."

"I'm going to hide some pies with my plants. Maybe..." I cut off Forest. "Dude, that sounds horrible. Not gonna work."

"It might." said Static. "Do you have a better idea?" he asked.

"Yes... Stick to the plan!" I gave Forest a pat on the head. Static shoved a pie in my face.

"Enjoy. That one isn't full of itching powder." he said with confidence.

"Asshole. This is a good pie. Way to waste it." I took what was left and went to check on my surroundings.

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 7:53

"Oh yes yes yes! I missed you so much Discord!" He had her up against the wall.

"I'm sorry for everything. I just really need THIS!" He came again. For like the 5th time.

Meanwhile at the Library. Sky's POV

I was setting up slingshots while Pinkie handed me pies. She would give me a kiss every now and then to cover up the fact she was eating one of the pies. I told her it's okay. I got Static to bake more than one pie without itching powder. Forest was giving some of his plants which looked like little tree minions (they were so cute!) some pies. They would hide in the ground. I saw Static run out. "We're out off flour guys!" he yelled. Twilight gave him a good luck kiss and wiped his face with a handkerchief.

"Thank you sweetie." He gave her a return kiss.

"Hey Static, How do you guys know he's with Celestia?"

He looked at us and told her. "They may fight a lot, BUT, the makeup sex is great!" she was grossed out by this and ran inside of Fluttershy's cabin. Static got into a bush. I stayed on the rooftops. Forest turned into a tree. Blaze was no where to be seen.

Dramatic Music plays.

Time: 0:00

Discord appeared into town wearing a black shirt and sunglasses. I loaded my slingshots to fire at once. Blaze shot a fireball into the air signalling us. I shot all the slingshots I set up. (29? I lost count) Static and Forest both ran out throwing pies in slow motion. Discord dodged Forest's pie and caught Static's throwing it back at him. He jumped over it and threw another pie which Discord dodged.

"You need more than that." Blaze came down throwing pies left and right making a machine gun sound. Discord dodged all of them except one to which he used Forest and Static as shields. I was loading my slingshots when Discord summoned two pies and knocked me off the building. All my hearing was gone as if I was hit by a grenade. I looked over to see Blaze run to me and start dragging me. Static and Forest were both scratching themselves. Discord started laughing. Blaze took two pies to the face and fell down. Discord is going to win!

"You can't beat me!" Then one of Forest's little minions came out and nailed Discord in the back of the head.

"NO!" He yelled as he fell on his knees. We all stood up and began laughing. "Aw you guys. Next year I will be Prank Master again." Blaze lost his title. He gave it to Forest who's idea was the one that won.

"Glad to have you back Discord." I said. He pulled us all in a group hug. "I wouldn't have it any other way guys." All the other ponies came out and began to cheer for Discord not being evil anymore. "Let's celebrate!" said Pinkie Pie. I looked over to see Static take his clothes off and jump into a pool which Forest filled with oatmeal flakes. It stops the scratching. We caused a huge mess to the town. Hopefully We won't... "When are you guys cleaning up your mess?" ... have to clean it. Damn Mayor.

Static's POV

I sat in the pool with my bros. Twilight walked over to comfort me. "I saw you yesterday Twilight." said Discord. "Your cute when your having sex." She broke out in a large blush and walked backwards away from us.

"AHAHAHAH!" I was laughing with Discord. The others looked at me. "What it's true." I reassured them.

"You fucked Twilight?" Asked Forest.

"Yes I did Prank Master."

"Congratulations!" They tolled me. I nodded my head slowly. Discord moved over between Sky and Forest to where he put his arms around them. "I saw you two as well. Pinkie is boss in bed and Fluttershy? Wow!" They both slowly sank in the pool water. "I pissed in the water guys." I told them. They both shot their heads up and screamed. After a while I said in my best Celestia voice "Gotcha."

"That you did Static." said the princess herself.

"How's it going Tia?"

"Good good." We all looked back and forth from her to Discord. "What?" she asked us. I gave her a sheepish smile. "So I heard you likes Discords."

"Ugh You guys know me pretty good huh?" We all nodded. She whispered in our ears. "Enjoy your bath." All are smiles went away.

"What did she do to the water? What did she do!" I asked the guys.

She gave Discord a kiss and thanked us. "For what?! What did you do to the water!"

"Nothing Static. Enjoy." She left.

"She's messing with us again." Sky said. "Right?"

4 hours into the party

We had the entire town at the party. Discord was back and not completely crazy. Celestia got laid in the first time for like... ever! But what about Luna. I went to the Library Balcony were I found her.

"Hey Luna." I said trying to comfort you.

"Oh, hello young Static. How have thou been?"

"Good. Still reading those old English books huh?"

"Yes. We are taking lessons to learn how to speak normally but we like my voice as it is."

"Then keep it. You don't have to learn something you don't want to."

"We want our subjects to like us though."

"And we do princess. Why are you out here by yourself?"

"I'm not much of a party person."

"You sure? It's a pretty cool party."

"Yes."

"I'm sure theirs not a nice stallion who's ready to meet you either."

"That is most likely the case." Such a loner.

"Hahaha... Come on." I brought her inside. I'm sure there is someone inside willing to meet her.

"What are thou doing?"

"Getting you a date. I can't stand to see someone as nice and pretty as you out here sad and alone." That's the truth. Luna needs love. She needs it!

"I'm fine Static." Is she using proper English? Excellent. We went into the party. I looked around to see many ponies already hooked up and dancing with their dates. Why now of all times is there not a single one. "All right Luna... I shall get you-" When I turned she was gone. "-a... date? Luna?" Oh god how do you lose someone that's bigger than you? Very carefully. I looked over to see Luna laughing and talking with an Alicorn! I did not see one come in the party!

He was a little bit taller than her and had a grey/black coat. His eyes were purple and his purple hair was swept back. I couldn't see his cutie mark but he looked like one of those ponies from your dreams.

"I am Dream Weaver. It's a pleasure to meet you princess Luna." Well... I may not have found him but he seems like a pretty decent guy. I just feel like I know him from somewhere. Maybe another human? Well find out. I'll let her have some fun.

"Hey Twilight. Enjoying your dance?"

"I am. Did you get the princess a date?"

"No. I tried but she did it on her own."

"Want to dance?"

"I'm a bad dancer." I am giving you a head's up Twilight.

"Prove it."

"Watch." I went into the dance floor. Do you remember Twilight's silly filly dance from 'Sweet and Elite?' It was like that but ten times worst. I was also in the zone. Just flailing my arms and kicking my back legs. It ended when I stuck my tongue out and began banging my head. Sky walked up to me. "Static. You are the worst dancer ever."

"The hell I am!" Where do you get the nerve to tell a guy he sucks at dancing? I continued to dance. Compared to everyone else yes I was bad but at least I was the only one dancing. Everyone else would just stand in the circle. A few ponies laughed but that's okay. Now when Celestia laughed I felt like shit. Twilight walked up to me.

"Okay I get it. Your not the best." She gave me a kiss. "Thank you for trying though."

"I can slow dance." The song changed and Twilight and I got together. We wrapped our arms and slowly began to dance. All the couples were doing it. It was a good day. Besides losing a prank war, failing to find Luna a date, and embarrassing myself. After about 10 minutes of slow dancing and kissing with Twilight I felt a pony wrap a blindfold on my face.

"Get the pinata Static." It sounded like Forest. Everyone moved away from me. Twilight used her magic to put a stick in my mouth. It was above me but I kept swinging low. All I heard was laughter and music. Forest used his vine to lower it but I turned my head to swing in another direction. When I turned back he moved it. I couldn't hit it so I quit to let somepony else try.

Every pony in the room tried to hit it. Not one of us could hit it. Till Pinkie came up and used her pinkie sense (which I don't believe in.) to hit it. I'm not much of a sweets guy so I just let all the other ponies take the candy.

"That was fun. I'm getting tired Twilight." I told her. It was 1 in the morning. The party ended about 2 hours ago but people were still here.

"Me too. They will leave soon." We both went to the bedroom. I wish we had a door or something because I don't want someone walking up the steps and watching us sleep. It's just... wrong. That alicorn was still in my head. I know him from somewhere. Don't tell me he's the grim reaper or something! Probably not. Just a god of dreams. A Sandman if you will.

"You coming?" I asked Twilight when she walked to the bed.

"In a minute." I looked downstairs to see all the ponies leave. She was doing a little cleaning. I decided to help her and speed up the process. We got it done in about 43 seconds.

"Let's go to bed." She told me. We were both to tired for sex. Are body's ached for us to sleep. "Lets." I told her.

We went upstairs and got into our bed where we just snuggled. "Goodnight Twilight."

"Goodnight Static." We both on the spot fell asleep.