Been busy lately. Had troubles sleeping and think up a story. Then it hit me. Pony and a costume. Pony in a costume. Dragon costume...

Spike walked in the Library as we all ate our dinner. "Guys guys look, tomaro is the great dragon migration!"

"That epic." I told him. The entire table was quit when he told us. I poured him a bowl of soup and slid it across the table to him.

"What's this?" he asked.

"It's soup. Try it!" I know it looks weird but it's pretty damn good. Even Rarity like it. Said it's bland appearance hides a good taste that the beautiful soups don't deserve.

"I'd rather stick with my gems." He pushed it back. I gave him the saddest puppy dog face I could muster. It was bad. I even had tears forming. "Fine I'll try it." I smiled and pushed it back.

"It's pretty good actually!"

"Thank you." Mission accomplished.

"Let's watch the migration tomaro!" said Twilight.

"I can't." said Celestia.

"Already seen it." said Discord.

"I need my sleep." said Luna.

"Dragons scare me." both said Dream Weaver and Fluttershy. Everyone else wanted to see it. Myself included.

The next day

I was waiting outside of Fluttershy's cottage skipping stones across some puddles. Sky gave me a challenged accepted look and threw a rock sending all the water everywhere. I looked at him with my mouth agape and he said "Close enough."

"I said NO!" I heard Fluttershy scream who jumped back and stomped on Rainbow Dash. I watched her go out her window and run away.

"She doesn't like dragons huh?" I asked Forest.

"No she does not." We both went inside to help up Rainbow Dash. She got up and dusted her self off. I looked at my friends. "Gentlemen... Montage!" We all went into different places and putted on some camouflage. I wasn't much of a helmet person since I felt uncomfortable leaving my face behind so I put on an army hat. Forest made a simple yet effective gillie suit. Sky was wearing a green hoodie which was effective when he put leaves on it.

"You 3 go dig a trench." commanded Twilight. We all saluted her and ran out in front of Ponyville to start digging.

"Let me... tell you guys... something" I had to stop during my sentence for each time I hit the ground I with a shovel.

"There is nothing... more attractive than... Ergh! ... A woman who you must salute to every morning."

"You salute to Twilight all the time!" said Sky.

"Exactly." I told him. It was mostly true!

"I've heard that before..." said Forest.

"A Few Good Men." I told him.

"More like A Few Good Stallions." he responded.

"No..." I began digging up the steps "... We're the few good stallions."

"I like the sound of that." We watched as the girls began running towards us.

"Good job fellas!" said Applejack.

"'Preciate it." I said in my best southern accent.

"Sugarcube, never do that again."

"Yes ma'am." Twilight handed us all goggles. Then a red carpet rolled out from town. It just happened to be stuffed with confetti.

"Who says camouflage can't look beautiful?"

"That's great Rarity." Twilight made the carpet and confetti disappear with magic. "But don't give our position away."

We all watched the dragons fly by. Unstoppable creatures. Yet we admire them. Probably out of fear.

"They're not all that great." said Rainbow Dash smugly. Then two dragons got in a tussle in the air and one breathed fire at us. We all ducked except Rainbow Dash. All I did was laugh.

"What do you think of 'em now Dash?" said Applejack.

"They're more terrifying." Spike came up offering us treats and tea. I took some tea while Sky and Forest stuffed themselves with cookies

"Yes we are. So watch out!" Glad to see the kid in a happy attitude.

"Yeah Spike that's the scariest apron I have ever seen!" said Rainbow Dash. Happy moment gone.

"I like it." I said trying to back him up.

"So what If Spike-Wikey doesn't behave like a dragon?" That's right.

"I don't act like a dragon?" Here we go again. Time for an adventure right. At about 11'o clock Spike kept on talking to himself. It was enough to annoy Twilight. "Ugh... I don't know Spike. I got you as an egg. I don't know anything about where you came from." He got on the floor and began to cry. She looked at me and I nodded. I cut the light on.

"I'm sure we can find something in a book." Said Twilight.

"You would do that for me?"

"Of course." I was still too tired to talk.

9 hours later

"I can't believe there isn't anything on dragons." said Twilight.

"I might as well forget it." He was about to cry again.

"Don't lose hope Spike." I comforted him.

"I'm sure we can find something." He began to pack a net.

"I will. I need to go on my own."

"What?" I heard Rarity and Rainbow Dash. "You can't go! Your crazy!"

"Spike darling, please think about this." begged Rarity. Her face was sad enough to get me to do anything she wanted.

"I have to. I have no choice." He ignored her face? This kid has balls! Rainbow Dash still tried to stop him. Twilight appeared between them and separated them with her magic. "Stop this!" I opened the door for Spike. Twilight stopped for a second to think and then handed Spike his net which he packed.

"Twilight are you mad!" said Rarity.

"Spike needs to learn about this. On his own."

"That's right." I gave him a small noogie. "Just make sure to come back Spike. We're your family."

"Thanks guys." We all stood on the porch to wave him goodbye.

"We're still following him right?" said Rarity.

"Of course." said Twilight.

3 hours later

We followed Spike for a while now. I was in one of Rarity's dragon costumes with Sky and Forest. Rarity was in the other costume with RD and Twilight. They had a pink bow and we had a blue bandana around our neck. I was the head since I couldn't fly. Also I weight the least out of us.

"Get ready to climb guys." I whispered to them.

"All right." whispered Sky.

"How come I'm not the head?" complained Forest.

"Do you want a fire ball to hit you in the face pony of the forest?"

"No."

"Thought so." Unlike the girls we kept on our camouflage.

"Quiet!" said Rainbow Dash. We made it to the top of the volcano to see Spike in the crater talking to a bunch of teenage dragons who were picking on him.

"Keep our cover Static." Whispered Forest.

"Alright. Twilight!" I whispered for her attention.

"Yes?"

"How are suppose to help him?"

"I haven't thought that far ahead yet."

We made our way down to Spike. The dragons were still picking on him. The red one said belching contest and immediately they all lined up so we stayed behind with the dragons not participating. They continued to burp different shades of fire till the big one burped sending a large flamethrower our way. Twilight and I both ducked. Our costumes were fine.

"Your digging in my back." Whispered Sky.

"Sorry. I'm Sorry!" I got back up. To see Spike cough up one of Celestia's scrolls to which the dragons laughed at him for it and threw the scroll in the fire. Twilight was pissed.

"Calm down baby." I told her.

"I know but that might have been important."

The red one was making some more jokes then said "What if your a pony in a dragon costume?" all the others were laughing and the grey one leaned up on me.

"Can you believe it? A pony in a dragon costume! HAHAHA!"

"Shit..." was all I could say. Then they had a tail wrestling contest. "Who wants to beat Spike?" said the leader.

"I will." said Twilight.

"Who are these two dragons?" said the red one.

"Maybe they're Crackle's cousins?" We all watched the green dragon kick his leg and growl making certain noises similar to one with special education.

"Makes sense." Phew... dodged another bullet. After about 4 hours of this charade we followed Spike into the woods at night. They were going to smash a couple of phoenix eggs.

"We have to stop them!" I told my friends.

"How do you plan to do that?"

"I don't know. Let's wait for Twilight to appear." We watched Spike run away from the parents but the parents returned to their nest when they saw the teens trying to take their hatched chicks. One egg fell down and Spike got it. After a few minutes the teens returned.

"Whoa! You actually got an egg? What are you waiting for? Smash it!" Come on Spike, Please don't do it! Please! Phoenix's are cool man. Don't smash that egg!

"No!" said Spike.

"What did you say?"

"I said NO! Why smash it if it's just a sweet little egg."

"That does it!" They were about to jump him so we got out of the bushes. Luckily Twilight and her friends made it.

"Leave him alone!"

"Or what?" said the red dragon. We took off our costumes.

"What are a bunch of puny ponies going to do?"

"I'm more of a fashionable pony but TOUCH ONE OF HIS SPIKES AND I WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU!" Nice one Rarity.

"Bring it then." Sky picked me up. "Ready?"

"Ready!" He launched me and I quickly jumped between the three dragons like a pinball kicking them each time. I jumped back to let Forest put them in a vine jail.

"That will hold them..." They burned their way through. "... for a... while... RUN!" all 7 of us began to run. They chased us for some time till Twilight teleported us back to Ponyville.

"Are you guys okay?" she asked us.

"We're fine. How about you Spike?" said Sky.

"You guys were right. I want to be hear with my family." He had tears in his eyes. D'AAWWW! The girls have him a hug and we all brohoofed him.

"It's what we do Spike." I told him.

"Now let's get home. It's late."

"Fluttershy is probably worried sick." said Forest who jumped into the ground and appeared at Fluttershy's.

"I need to check in on Pinkie." said Sky.

"Alright guys, buy!" I said the buy in my best Crackle impersonation. Twilight gave me a small kick.

"Hey..." Before I could complain she gave me a large kiss. "Thank you for being there for us Static. We wouldn't have made it far without your survival instincts to get us there." It wasn't much. Just hydras and cliffs. Not much to it.

"Welcome." I gave her a return kiss. I picked up Spike and teleported all 5 of us to town

"Goodnight girls!" I yelled at them. "Goodnight!" they responded. Spike passed out on my back. D'AAWWW! I levitated him and his egg so I wouldn't drop them. Twilight and I made it home where we put the egg in a basket, put it on a desk, put Spike on the couch, and headed off for bed.

"I learned a new move." Twilight said lustfully before throwing me, I mean LITERALLY throwing me, onto the bed.

"Oh my..." I cut the lights off and pulled her on top of me. It was a good night to be me.