A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Chapter 5: Wooow.... Again?
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"AAAaaaaaaaaaah" Evan sighed in relief that no more suspense of killing everypony there. "Finally, no more ponies and we're free to kill each other and anything around us!" Evan said with happiness "Hey Delirious, you changed your player model from Yoshi to Jason! Heh, big nose... Hey, I think I should change mine to a guy with shades." He then killed himself and changed to a guy with red shirt and black shades.
"Well, Zoidberg's getting too much fan requests so I'm changing it." Nogla said, transforming into an ordinary citizen with the color green shirt.
"Dude, nice!" H20 said "Wanna *Cough* Thrust her scientist?"
"Uuhhh, what?"
"Thruster scientist, sorry, lip slip there."
"On a minute there I thought, 'Who'll be fucking a scientist?' Okay, who's driving? Eeenie, Meenie, Mo." Evan said "I choose you, Miniladd!"
"Oh no..."MiniLadd violently shook his head. "I'm gonna change my skin so Mario doesn't get offended, thinking I like him getting hurt." He then killed himself and transformed into a Counter Terrorist from Ccounter Strike.
"Okay Mini, whatever you say." NOGLA Said.
Evan then spawned a motorcycle and attached a seat to the motorcycle using the weld tool.
"Okay, Mini, sit here like a good boy, one day I'll give you a treat!" Evan said about to sit down to drive the motorcycle.
"Oh yeah, what is it?" He answered.
"Thrusters!!!!" Then Evan activated the thrusters to the sunsets.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Hey I can see you guys from here!" Miniladd said then the motorcycle blew up.... Then a Black Hole spawned and they all got sucked in to a black hole.
Then Lui spawned, not BMO, it's a CoD soldier. "Hi guys, like my new playermode- HOLY SHIT!" Then Lui got sucked in.
They then awake in Equestria, in the library right after it was cleaned.
"Oh c'mon, Ii just took a break from this place! This is all your fault Mini!" Evan said
"What!? How Is it MY fault! You forced me to ride it!!"
"Ehem.." The Ponyta said..
"It's you again hot head." Evan said with an unamused tone.
"Umm, Do I know you or do I know what you are?" Ignea said
"I'm Vanoss, or Evan, in another form."
"I think this is his final form" Johnathan said.
They then laughed. "Wait, is this a secret in gm_bigcity?" Lui said.
"No, we found this in GTA V and now this is here and why do you look like a COD soldier?"
"Well, I thought we were doing a video about 'Manly Lui'."
"Huh, that actually sounds funny!" Evan says "Anyway, we have new powers hothead."
"Stop calling me Hothead! My name's Igne-" then Lui used the Fire Eextinguisher on her.
Then NOGLA hid behind Evan and Johnathan "NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT THE GUTS COMING OUT OF ME!!!!" He shouted in fear.
The Twilight Sparkle we know and love is back "Uuuuh, what happened? Oh My Goodness!" She then grabbed a broom with magic and used it as a sword "Who are you?!"
"We just told you!" Evan said "We're the alternate forms of the humans you just saw. I'm Evan, that's John, there's Nogla; the one you killed and made a mess to the library, that's Miniladd and there's Lui."
"Huh, I know you, John, and Mini but where did those two come from?"
"Their moms." Evan said with an emotionless tone "Just kidding, they're our friends."
"Oh, okay but why does that one look too ordinary and bland?" pointing at NOGLA's avatar which was still Steve.
"Wait hold on a sec." He then went outside and an explosion was heard and he came back a new man.... Literally, he looks like Altair now. "I'm now a new NOGLA!"
~ Double joined the game.
Another Citizen avatar materialized from nowhere.
"Oh shit, Ryan's here.." Evan said "Hi Ryan."
"What the fuck are we doing in My little pony world?"
"We're here because I don't know." Evan said.
Wait, why's there no question mark?
"Dude, let's pick another map..." Ryan said with no amusement.
"Oh c'mon, we're not bronies in any other way, just cooperate with us..."
"Fine... But on one condition."
"What?"
"I'll only play if I could gain the power to use an admin wep."
"That's all?! Okay, sure."
"Yess. Ok now let's go outside!" double said.
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"Okay, so... These are just NPC's right?" Double said.
"Nope, they're sentient. The purple one stopped me and the others from killing the ponies. Then when Nogla burned the library, the purple one 'flame on' and ripped Nogla to shreds." Evan said while spawning an arena ontop of Ponyville so no one will get hurt.
"Yeah, that's why I freaked out when Lui sprayed her with Fire Extinguisher." Nogla said "By the way, who installed the Fire Extinguisher mod?"
"Well, why not?" Evan said "Who knows, someone might get on fire.. By the way, you're on my gasoline place."
"Oh so that's what smells!" Then Evan threw a match "AAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA I'm on fahr!!!!!
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Meanwhile in the T.A.R.D.I.S.
"Hey Doctor, I have a question." I said
"Okay, what?" He said.
"Why do you hate pears so much?" I said, then Derpy looked at me with a look that says 'Oh you shouldn't have said that because it's a boring story...' kind of look.
"Well-"
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1 week later.
"-and that's why I hate pears!!" He said.
"Wow, I really hate sleep, don't I?" I said "I haven't yawned for 8 days because If I do stop, you're eternally looping... In my mind and no one can no about it..."
"Wait what?" He said in confusion.
"Well, I think I should go back to wri- Wait, Where's Pinkie Pie?" then she appeared behind me which startled me and hit my head on one of the railings and passed out.
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