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A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria

by LunaScribbles

Chapter 6: Sparkle Split

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Author's Notes:

Longer version!

10 kilometers above Ponyville, Equestria what:ever am pm.

As the crew were busy doing shit in the 100x500 platform they made, they were pretty much getting bored. Just posing ragdolls and frying some Nogla- I mean eggs. From their sheer boredom, Evan, looking at the sky, then finally spoke up "Okay, so now what?" he said as he glances at the burnt and run over corpse of Daithi de Nogla. Evan then looked down at Ponyville from the platform, it was a breathtaking sight, but for Evan he thought of doing something really devious and funny. Evan then looked at the team. "I have the greatest plan ever." He grabbed his physgun and pointed it at the platform they were standing on. "Guys, prepare your noclipping skillz,"

An unfreezing sound was heard as Evan pressed 'R'. "Everypony, prepare your anuseses!" He said with amusement.

The platform was now falling down to Ponyville at a really fast pace. Everypony was panicking while Twilight was still in the library, thinking about what Vanoss said. She couldn't remember the thing... I-i-gne-a? Who was that pony... Hothead, why did he call me that? Who's calling me these.... That trance they made. Inner fears, inner anger... It..It's within... What's within me? Twilight Sparkle asked to herself what did those trances mean, caused by the 'horsing around' of John and Evan?

It was about 20 meters away from the ground until Mini used a code to pause everything which was 'phys_timescale 0'. Everything stopped moving except for the crew. Mini then deleted the platform. "Whew, so what now?"

"It worked!" Evan exclaimed, looking at the things in front of him, which were frozen in time, then Evan got another devious idea and smirked. "Hey guys, I got an idea.... Again." Evan then tried to put a wall on each pony who were running in the direction they're going.

"Ready, Mini? We start on three." Evan said.

"Ooh, this is gonna be so epic." Delirious said.

"1."

"Okay, my heart's poun-"

"3!"

'phys_timescale 1'

All of the ponies had a hard impact on the brick walls they've spawned. The whole crew was dying of laughter now that they've made pain to them... That was extremely sadistic of them.

Meanwhile, there was one pony who was doing a teleportation spell while running to save himself but because of the crew's plan of even more suffering, that pony then hit the wall; his horn specifically making the magic flow change the whole entire spell. From that, the spell chosen couldn't be retained anymore in his horn, thus a bolt of energy was launched, reflecting on one window, and reflected to the library which bounced everywhere in the place, hitting Twilight.

"Aaaaagh!!" A scream was heard in the library.

"Aw hell naw!" Evan said "She's gonna tear us apart, 'she said' joke unintended!"

"Let's get out of here!" NOGLA shouted with fear.

"Aw c'mon guys, it's actually quite cute--" all the ponies who were a victim of the prank were behind Ryan, with a face of rage. "-- here, besides, ponies are stupi-" Everyone combined their powers and destroyed Ryan, making him explode. Blood poured everywhere.

Voices saying "That's what you get for scaring our children." and "My granddad died of a heart attack because of you!" And many more voices are heard.

"Oh c'mon, why me!? It was E-"

Evan has left the game.

"Fuck this, I'm out of here!" He said angrily.

Ryan has left the game.

Nogla has left the game.

Johnathan has left the game.

Craig has left the game.

What made Evan confused is that when he saw the console, it showed their real names. Evan ignored this for he thought it was his mind playing tricks on him.

"Shit, been on the computer too long, gotta get some sleep."

It was noon.

"Fucking illogical!"


"Nggg.." Twilight said, lifting herself up from the wooden floor. "Wha- what happened.." She said, shaking her head. She then looked at her library and saw the emanating light and the smell of fire in front of her..... Ignea Magnus was fast asleep on the floor. "S-s-sis?"

Twilight saw the pony, Twilight saw herself, Twilight saw the monster in front of her, her inner rage, her inner fear, her sister.

To Be Continued.


"Aww, over already?" Pinkie said with a pout.

"Yes, Pinkie.... It is, I have to do something else other than fan fics like videos. I'm going to get a gamecube soon but don't you worry, I'll soon make awesome gaming videos and my new name is 'TheEightBitPlayer'. Marion Loggin off, peace!"

"Bye everypony!"

"Ummm, Derpy, who are they talking to?" Derpy saw us, talking to a wall.

"Don't worry, I'll get the frying pan."


Guess what? It's not over yet.
Side story: Diaries of a Dimension hopper

Many years ago, before the dawn of Discord, there was a family of Dimension Hoppers. The legacy was carried on today by a unicorn stallion named Blue Rift. It is unknown how they travel through time, but it is known that they are always hidden..... That is, until he ran to a brick wall.

"*OOof!" he said as he hit the wall. "Damnit!! Celestia, that hurt." patting his horn gently. He then looked at the group of humans. "Ofcourse... those guys. Oh well, I'm not that scared any-" he then heard a feminine scream.

"I guess that was mine.... Well, she won't see me then." He said as he faded away.

"Bon-bon, did you see that? Not only humans, but a Dimension Hopper is here!"

"One of your researches? But seriously, how many myths are you going to solve this time?"

"Well, I'm still trying to find a thing the humans call a 'WI-FI'."

"What's that?"

"Well according to E-" Lyra was cut off as blood poured on her face "Eeeeeewww!" Then she fainted.

Then Bon-bon's mouth was open the whole time, making her vomit.

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