A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
Chapter 4: "NOGLA did it!"
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"Okay, so..... hey Delirious, ya' done having lunch?"
"Yeah, I am done eating chicken." He then gave a chuckle. "Gmod hide n' seek..."
MiniLadd rolled just rolled his eyes at the phrase.
"You too MiniLadd?"
"Yeah! Unlike your pizza bullshit, Evan! But anyways, let's go!"
*Start*
Then three figures spawned near a hospital (Ponyville Local Hospital). "We are back, bitches! Yeah!!!" Delirious said, doing the 'jerking off' taunt in the process.
"Okay, so what now??" Evan said then thought and then, he gave a mischievous grin. "I got an idea....."
Few Minutes Later
The Library of Twilight was now in ruins; books were scattered, Owlowiscious was going crazy in his cage, trying to alarm Twilight, scorch marks everywhere from the rocket launcher and Delirious clones (Just kidding... No clones...) everywhere!. "Okay, time to salute our hardwork!" Evan said.
"Wait, why did we do this?" John said.
"Yeah, I thought we were corpse launching today?"
"Hmmm, maybe your right maybe your wrong.... Hey, NOGLA's on! Let's invite him!"
"Hey Guys!!" A man with a green t-shirt, blue jeans and an adult diaper (Atleast, that's what they call it). "So, this is the dimension.... This dimension is a mess, I'll clean it up." He then threw a grenade as the three ducked and cover. Papers flew and windows breaking. Few books were destroyed.
"Was it an incendiary grenade you threw?!"
"Yeah, why?"
Vanoss then punched NOGLA (somehow, nogla died) "OOOOOWw, Why'd ya do that for?"
Then Twilight came in. "Hey, we're back from th-....." Then Twilight transformed White fur, Red Eyes, and a flaming mane.
"Uhhhh.. Uhhh!" They then exchanged faces.
"NOGLA did it!" They all exclaimed.
"Yeah, It was NOGLA.... wait... What?" Then Twilight rammed him and tore him apart. Guts and limbs were flying through the room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
"Hey, I thought this place was Rated PG-13? Wait a minute... MLP... Rated G! Why would they show this! If it was possible... CUE TO COMMERCIAL CUE TO COMMERCIAL!!!!" Evan said.
Will NOGLA still be alive, Will Twilight be able to forgive the crew, Will Lui join the story? Stay tuned to find out!
Dragon Ball- Nope... A 'Vanoss' Time in Equestria
In the TARDIS, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12:00 AM PM
"And so, Delirious will jerk off in everybody's faces in later chapters." I said.
"Oh, interesting..." Pinkie said with amusement.
"What are you two goin about?! I forgot what to do the last two chapters!"
"Hey, Doctor, you finally broke the 4th wall!"
"What? Oh, I think you've mistaken, Ditzy gave me an idea that why not organize days like 3 days, 2 days, 4 days. there are 7 days for one week... Why not 4 days? 2 days is equivalent to one chapter. So, apparently it has been 4 days"
"Hey don't make Derpy take credit for my work, I thought of that!"
"Don't care, I still don't believe this is your imagination."
"Ummm, Doctor I think he's right." Derpy said to make him to trust the lil' boy (Im 12 you writer! Wait, I just yelled at myself..)
"How should we know if it's true?" The Doctor said doubtfully
"I can force you to say 'I love pears'."
"That's impossible."
"Try me." They then exchanged.
"I love pears.... Okay Derpy, where's the soap!"
"Yeah, you've been a Doubtful Thomas! I think I shall call you Tom!" I grinned. I then looked at my watch "Man, I wanna watch Big Bang Theory tonight.... I think I should add a T.V. to the T.A.R.D.I.S.."
Then a T.V. materialized in front of him. "Okay, Now an electric outlet, and free cable!"
"Uhhh, Dude, stop using your free will." Pinkie said curiously.
"Now I shall make Pinkie SMART!"
"Hah, me a smart equine? That may not happen to my intellect."
"Yeah, you said it, smart mouth."
"I'm not smart!"
"Yes you are. If you aren't smart, what is the Pythagorean Theorem of A= 20 and B= 50. Find the Hypotenus.
"Well, the solution is 2000+2500=C squared. And If you're looking for the semi answer, it's 4500=C squared..... The Answers= 60." (I apologize if I'm not correct.)
"I think that's the answer?"
A new addition has been added to the ruins: a few scattered guts and some blood stains.
Twilight(rage mode) Stood there and it looks like she's not turning back to her old self. "Look at the little Ponyta!" Delirious said with awe, ignoring the blood stains.
Ba Dum Tsss
"Hahahaha! Pokemon Jokes!!!!!"- Evan gave out a laugh- "- Are so overrated, get a life man..." -sarcastically and brought up a rocket launcher and blew him up. The impact vaporized MiniLadd and Owlowiscious' cage. The Bird went to Twilight(rage which will be now named Ignea Magnus.) and woke her up.
Then she Twilight snapped into reality "Huh, what. The Library! Who did this!" seemingly less angrier.
Since they don't want to suffer the same fate as NOGLA, they decided to tell the lie truth. "You did this." He pointed at NOGLA'S body part's. "You just tore him from limb from limb. No jokes brah!"
"Yeah, Evan said that you're not keeping this PG nor G." MiniLadd spawned behind her which made Twilight jump.
"Speaking of Rated G; for gasoline. Why is your mane and tail on fire Sparkle Ass?"
"Sparkle Ass? My names, Ignea Magnus... Right? Wait where's Spike?" She then looked at a note saying 'Hi, Twilight. I'm with Scootaloo, definitely not behind the bush, taking pictures of Rarity. Evan gave me a camera thingie which looks like a corn on a cob and it can be used as a phone. See ya later!
"Wait, who's Twilight?"
"You are." They all said.
"Hey, can NOGLA come here?"
"Yeah, sure." Ignea said. Evan then brought up a cellphone, then NOGLA appeared.
"Aah! It's the pony that killed me!"
"Don't worry, she's ordinary now."
"Oh, okay. So, wanna Gmod?"
"Sure! See ya later, I'll be back! With weapons!" John said, imitating Arnold Scwarzenegger's accent in the Terminator.
Then everybody left
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