During the air ride, Lyra was busy writing something on a checklist about her life goals which said.
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[/] Meet a human.

[ ] Marry a human

[ ] F*** a Human

[ ] Turn into a human

[ ] Die with a human

[ ] Try to make Bon-Bon not jealous.

[ ] Try to invite Vinyl for epic Background music if we ever try to battle someone.

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"Here we are in wherever..." Vanoss said. "The fuck we are?". He then landed his helicopter on a nice space.

"Okay everybody, let's go to the princesseseses!!!" H20 delirious.

As they went to the castle, Twilight, the alicorn; was the only one who was allowed to enter. The rest were blocked off by two guards.

"Hey, what gives?"

"Halt, state your name, occupation and species."

"Evan, stage name Vanoss, and I work by making videos and playing hockey... By looking at your film shit, It's like movies."

"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" The guard said.

"Hey you asked me a question first... ehem, My specie is a human. So as my friend John, stage name, H20Delirious. He has the same occupation as I do.." Vanoss quickly cried out. "And this is getting boring.. Twilight, Y U NO CALL US!?!"

"Oops sorry." she said, remembering the thing she saw in the trance. "Guards, I grant them permission to enter the castle."

"Yes, Princess."

Then Vanoss and H2O looked at each other in confusion then back at her. "Princess?!" They exclaimed in unison.

"My Little Vanoss, My Little Vanoss. AAAAAAAAAA.

My Little Vanoss, when will Lui be here?

My Little Vanoss, som-"

"PINKIE!" I cried "Stop, even though I write this doesn't mean I can stop you. I gave you this kind of powers and I can take it away. Erm, ofcourse, in this fanfic only."

"Oh, sorry. So what was that about?"

"What was what about?"

"Your title in the second chapter."

"Well Pinkie," I then scanned my papers. "They were supposed to ride on the train but Vanoss said that it was a good idea to make them go by air vehicle, also called Opressor... I know more about Saints Row 3 than GTA V."

"Why make a fanfic out of it?"

"I thought it would be pretty epic if I made this."

Then the Doctor walked up to me and said "So you live in Earth, right?" I nodded. "Well, in what place on Earth?"

"Philippines.."

"Where in Philippines?"

Patawaran mo ako, pero bawal po may malaman kung saan ako sapagkat anong mangyayari ang pagnanakaw sa bahay ko.

I do apologize, but you are not allowed to know where I live because the events of what might happen will probably be someone robbing my house.

"Hmmm, Okay, should we set the coordinates for the next destination?"

"Later, I wanna have fun in Ponyville, Meet Rainbow D!"

Derpy then spoke up "Well, why not a lesser famed pony?"

"Well, Derpy is my favorite pony. Pinkie and Dash are my other favorites but you Derpy are my favorite." I then fixed my glasses. "Well, I think I'm going to make a 5s/4 fanfic about Derpy."

"Awww shucks." Derpy said blushing.

So, the six ponies and 2 humans followed Twilight. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL US THAT YOU WERE A PRINCESS?" Vanoss yelled.

"Because YOU DIDN'T ASK!"

"Well, we aren't very good in history! We don't have Monarchy, we have a-" Vanoss was cut by the majestic scenery in his eyes.

A beautiful light which shone upon the two humans. "Wow." The humans said, "I got a phone call from MiniLadd!" Vanoss said.

"Hey Vanoss, what I miss?"

"Well you missed us playing GTA V and NOGLA was actually dressed up as you."

"Woah."

"And we've found a secret dimension in GTA V!"

"Double Woah!"

"With Ponies in them!"

"Triple Woah!"

"And their sending me to their Princess!"

"Quad Woah!"

"And!! I've got nothing..."

"INVITEME!!!"

"KK!"

Then MiniLadd, a guy who's skin is America and hair is yellow and a suit and tie; appeared out of nowhere. "Wow, fascinating view.."

"You're indoors..."

"I know!"

"What the? How do you that sir, Vanoss?" The tall white alicorn asked the human.

"Names Evan, you can call me Vanoss."

"Well, since your'e not asking, my name's Johnathan."

"Hi I'm Miniladd."

Someone Trigger the Retard alert sound.

"Evan, how did you do that, you have no magic, last time I checked with Discord that he went to your world and observed the people there. With an invisibility spell, ofcourse.."

"Hmmmmm, We're the chosen ones!" H20 said.

"You stupid.... Yeah! We're the chosen ones!"

"Wait We're the chosen ones?" Miniladd said.

Man, Am I gonna keep pressing this sound again or what?

"We're actually a group of"- Evan then proceeded to count using his fingers. -"So there's Miniladd, me, H20.... Lui, Nogla, Marcell, Moo,WildCat and Uuuuh, Actually, a lot of people."

"Hmm, I see, so you and all of them are knights of your world?" Celestia asked.

Evan then imagined something...... Drug Dealer, Killer, Robber, Mass Murderer, and Heist manager. "Yep pretty much!?"

Why is there a question mark?

Retard Alert.

"Okay, what now?" Miniladd said.

"If you mean no harm to this place, I suppose you could stay he-"

"WOOOHOOO, ALL RIGHT, time to set spawn, but where???."

"Dude, I could always invite you to the hospital."

"Sure!" H20 then brought up a gun and pointed at his head and shot himself.

"Me too, goodnight!" Then brought out a knife and stabbed himself.

"Welp, this leaves me only with one thing left to do......" He then went outside "Die. With. Style...." placed C4 behind him and made it explode. "Superman!!!" He said as his body disintegrated.

"Tia! What is all this racket!?" Princess Luna came out of nowhere in her pajamas and teddy bear in her hoof while she's wearing a sleep mask. She then opened up her sleep mask. "Oh, I'm sorry for interrupting." Her face was flushed with red, then teleported back to her bedroom.

Celestia was there with her jaw hitting the ground."

"I think we should head home." Said Twilight to the group which is definitely no the Mane 6.

To be Continued.

"Who are you talking to?" I said to Pinkie.

"None of your Celestial Business!"

"Oh, was that a Brittish accent I hear?"

"No, It's just Pinkie Pie being Random...." Derpy said.

"No, I made her say that... This is my fan fic, which includes me, that means I control myself..... Wait a minute, that sounds really ironic..."

"JUST FOLLOW US AND FAVORITE THIS GODDAMN FAN FICTION!!"

"Pinkie, stop-" then the paper ran out.

Author's Notes:

Oh My Gosh, my yt acc got 31 subscrahbrs1! yhupe!!

Don't worry, the 'English' is not dead.