I woke up slowly. I blinked twice and took my head. I could barley walk. I put on my work clothes without opening my eyes. I locked my door and headed off to work.

"Don't wurry everyponee ahm here." I said. Sounding like I was stoned.

"Holy Celestia. You look great!" Leonty said (My best friend)

" Ha, Ha... That was HILARIOUS!" I said. Opening my eyes.

One of the other co-workers who hated me walked up to me snigering.

"Lady's man allright!" He said burting into laughter.

Leonty pushed past him frowning. "Maybe you should take today off."

"Wise up." I said allmost falling over.

The other co-workers were howling with laughter.

I glared over at them. "Maybe I will just go home." I said. Lowering my head.

"I'll cover you!" Leonty announced. Beaming with joy.

I was heading out the door when three ponies pushed me out of the way as they were entering.

"Yo, Royj! There's that bender from two weeks ago!" One of them shouted.

I thought they were talking about me, I smung round and opened my mouth. "Hey! I'm striaghter them you'll ever be!" But I saw Leonty in a corner with his head down. Then I remebered a couple of months back he admitted he was gay.

"HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!" I yelled.

"What are you!? his boyfriend?" The middle one called out. The others were laughing.

"No, I'm straight!" I called back.

They were laughing harder now. I walked over to Leonty and told him i'll cover HIM.

He thanked me and walked out the door in tears. I looked back at the three ponies, still laughing at him as he walked out.

"You think that's FUNNY?!" I screamed.

"I think that was HILARIOUS!" The left one replied.

I jumped over the conter and pushed her. She swung her hoof at me but I ducked. I pushed her again. The other two took a step back.

"Get out." I whispered.

The three walked out in laughter. I turned to the other co-workers and saw them stepping away from me. I walked out of the Café with rage.