I knocked Leonty's door with my hoof.

"LEO? YOU THERE BRO?"

No anwser.

"IT'S ME!"

I saw a pair of blue hooves open a window

"COME ON!!" I called up.

"GET BENT!!" He called back. I frowned. What did I do?

"YOU'D LIKE THAT!! WOULD'NT YOU!!?" I yelled back with anger.

I heard a small chuckle.

He poked his head out and spoke sarcasticly "OH YES!! VERY MUCH!!"

I laughed. I took a couple of steps back.

"BBBEEEENNNDDDEEEERRR!!!!" I called.

He started laughing. "RRRUUUULLLLEEERRR" he called back.

I was confused at first, then I got the joke. I laughed more. "COME DOWN 'ERE AND I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!"

He poked his head in and closed the window. A few seconds later her oepned the door and stood up on his hind legs waving his hooves about. "LET'S GO THEN!!". I laughed.

I stood up on my hind legs and started play-punching him. He hit me pretty hard but it wasen't too sore. I hit him a little harder and smiled. My smile melted when I saw a tear on his face. I dropped to my front hooves  and apologised, walking towards him. He smiled and grabbed me in a headlock. I smiled as I faught back. When I broke free, I fell to the ground. We were both laughing. I stopped laughing when I saw one of the three at the Cafe smiling at me.

"I KNEW YOU WERE BENT!" She called.

"I'M NOT BE-" I stopped and looked at Leonty.

He had his head low and was walking towards his door.

I threw my head down and walked home.

I was greeted by my girlfriend who wasen't ment to be back for another two days.

"HIYA!!" She belowed.

"Oh, Hey..." I said sadly.

"You... you're not pleased to see me?" She whispered.

"No of corse I am!! It's just... Leonty is feeling kinda down latley."

"Oh you mean the gay one?"

"He-" I sighed. "Yes... The gay one."

"OH! I GOT AN IDEA! LETS CALL PINKIE!! WE'LL THROW HIM THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!" She screamed.

"Sure! Why not?" I went for the phone but it wasen't in it's charger.

I turned round and Liylic (my girlfriend) was allready talking to Pinkie Pie."

I tapped her on the sholder and pointed upstairs. She nodded.

I ran upstairs and into our bedroom. I poked around untill I found a old comic book. "Got it!" I said. Liylic poked her head around the door and asked what I was doing.

"Nothin'.... Did you get Pinkie?"

"Yeppers! She said she'll lend us her party cannon!"

"Shweet" I said in a lispy voice. Liylic always liked it when I talked like that.