“Anon! ANON!...Anon?”

“What?” The human says, sat upon a makeshift throne of books. Twilight, stunned by his antics, just stands there, a horrified look on her face. Anon just rolls his eyes exaggeratedly. “I remember where I got them from. God, relax for once.”

Twilight, bursting out of her stupor, shakes her head and rushes of to some unnamed part of the library, searching frantically. “Quick, find me that old copy of predictions and prophecies...and why are you sitting on that...thing?” Anon just shrugs.

“Got bored.”

“Oh Anon...you know we don't have time for that sort of thing.” She says brushing book after book off of a pile.

“Uh... I thought we were on a break?” Anon says questioningly. Twilight ignites her horn and pulls several books out of the very top book shelf in front of her, then levitates them all in front of her, reading each of their covers one by one.

“No. No. No, No, nonono...Urg! Anon!” Anon, sitting on his throne, pulls up the book being used as an armrest and throws it at her, not casting her a glance.

“Aha!” She catches it in her magic and walks over to a podium and begins to flip through the pages. “Elements. Elements. E, E, E, aha. Elements of harmony: see...mare in the moon?”

Anon looks up form his throne. “Mare in the moon? Isn't that that stupid story about a horse being trapped in the moon or some weird shit like that?” Twilight continues to ignore Anon as she flips through the book's pages again.

“Mare. Mare. AH HA! The mare in the moon. Myth from olden pony times. A powerful pony who wanted to rule Equestria, defeated by the elements of harmony and imprisoned in the moon. Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year the stars will aid in her escape and she will bring about night time, eternal. *gasp* Anon do you know what this means?” Twilight exclaims, looking to her human assistant.

“That there really is crack in Equestria?” Twilight just rushes over with a scroll in her mouth and tackles him of of his throne. She quickly stuffs the scroll in his hand.

“Take a note please.-” She states with a level of authority that implies power.Anon just rolls his eyes and grabs a quill and the scroll. “- to the princess.”

“Well...duh!” He readies his quill. Twilight starts to recite what she wanted him to write, word for word, while pacing around her library, nervously.

“My dearest teacher. My continuing studies of pony magic have lead me to discover that we are on the precipice of disaster.” She stops and looks to Anon with an arched eyebrow.

“What?...Is that it?” Twilight just shakes her head slightly and returns to her reciting.

“For you see, the mythical mare in the moon is in fact nightmare moon and she's about to return to Equestria and bring with her eternal night. Something must be done to make sure this terrible prophecy does not come true. I await your quick response. Your faithful student. Twilight Sparkle.”

“...Twilight Sparkle. Got it.”Anon repeats the name and looks to her to indicate he's finished. Twilight smiles and looks out of her massive window.

“Great. Send it.” She says with a smug smile and an eye roll. Anon stands there trying not to laugh.

“Twilight...You know I respect your decisions and all...But you literally read one book on the matter. Don't you think the data could be inaccurate? Besides, I'm sure Princess Celestia is very busy at this time of year, given the summer sun celebration and all. And I highly doubt that there is is anything to worry about, I mean she got banished to the moon! I'm pretty sure she'd be dead...if not from lack of air, then from the fact that it was one thousand years ago and I don't think anyone can live that long.” Twilight looks to him with dead serious eyes and smushes her nose to his, making him feel really uncomfortable.

“Anon, the day after tomorrow is the thousandth year of the summer sun celebration. It's imperative that the princess is told right away.” Anon cocks his brow in an 'are you shitting me?' expression.

“Are you even listening to me? The freaking moon Twilight. There is no way that anypony could be sent there, even by magic and I'm sure that...”

“Anon! now!” Twilight yells loud enough to throw Anon though his book throne into a heap on the floor.

“Okay! Okay! Calm your tits.” Anon says pulling out a gem and slicing into his palm. He winces a bit as the blood pours out of the open wound and onto to scroll, but his expression diminishes when the wound reseals and the scroll vanishes in a puff of flame. The smoke and ashes flying out of the window on it's way to the princess. “There, it's on it's way...Happy? I'll just wait for the princess to send a letter asking you to grow up. And get some popcorn, cos this gonna be good.” Twilight just paces away from him and with a smug look on her face...

“Oh, I'm not worried Anon. The princess trusts me completely. In all the years she's been my mentor she's never once doubted me.” Anon was about to retort but the wound burst open again and blood spilled out onto the floor. It then warped and shaped into the form of a scroll. Anon just winced and picked it up off the floor and begins to read it. “I fucking hate doing that.” Anon says under his breath.

“See! I knew she would want to take immediate action.” Twilight says smugly.

After clearing his throat Anon begins to read through the letter out loud. “My dearest most faithful student twilight. You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely-” Twilight gazes out of her window with a smug recollecting look on her mussel. Anon's grin grow to levels of complete 'I told you so'-ness and with as little restrained laughter as possible. “- BUT you simply must stop reading those dusty old books! Ha I freaking told you!” Twilights eyes go wide with a gasp.

The next day, Anon and twilight are soaring through the air on a royal carriage being pulled by two of the royal guard. As Twilight looks over the Anon, still trying to contain his laughter, continues to re-read the scroll sent by Celestia.

“My dear Twilight. There is more to a young Pony's life than studying. So I'm sending you to supervise the preparations for the summer sun celebration in this years location...Ponyville...Urg...I've been here for twelve years and I still can't stand the pony puns...is that even a pun? ANYWAY...*achem*...and I have an even more essential task for you to complete,-” Anon puts on the most condescending tone he could “-make some friends. Oh Christ that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. Seriously, that is full blown 'take it up the Ass and call me Julie' levels of gayness.” Twilight let's out a groan of frustration at Anon's antics.

“Oh this is going to be hilarious. YOU! Making friends?! Ahahaha. Man, you can barely talk to me, let alone anyone else. Hey! At least we'll be staying in a library, that should make you happy. Oh wait nothing does! Ahahaha!” Twilight just perks up from that.

“Actually it does make me happy! You know why?-” The human just stops laughing at the pony's misfortune to listens to her. “-because I'm right. I'll check on the preparations as fast as I can, then get to the library to get some proof of nightmare moon's return.” Anon, just gives the most faux hurt he could and fake puppy dog eyes.

“But when will you make any friends? Hahaha!.. I cannot keep a straight face! This is the stupidest objective I have ever heard! Seriously!?” Twilight nods and jumps off of the carriage as it had landed in Ponyville.

“Indeed, However she said that I needed to check on preparations. I am her student and I'll do my royal duty, but the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends.” The carriage touches down and The pair jumped off. After thanking the guards they walked into town.

“That's all well and good but maybe you should avoid pissing off the princess. Just talk to someone and say you tried. Then we can get this done with and head home, before I get stoned for being different.” Anon was of course talking about all the ponies who were now staring at him, wide eyed and mouths agape. He got this every time he went somewhere new.

A pink pony trots by, completely oblivious to their presence. Seeing the opportunity anon pushes Twilight forward to encourage her to talk to someone. She takes the hint and begins to try to talk to this pink pony.

“Uh...hello?” Twilight's attempt was commendable, Anon couldn't see anything wrong with it, The pink pony however just leaped into the air, gasping loudly, and zipped off. Leaving the pony and human standing there completely bewildered.

“Yeah...Equestria definitely has crack now...Possibly crystal meth...oh god I hope there's an Equestrian braking bad.”

“Well. That was interesting all right.” Twilight says statistically

“Come on. I'm starting to get uncomfortable with all of the staring.” Anon says looking nervously to one mare who was not looking at him fearfully, more...Crazily. The mare was a mint green unicorn with a lyre on her flank. He felt it would be best to leave...now. He walks over to Twilight's side, shuddering from all of the unwanted attention.

The two were walking down a dirt road towards a farm of some sorts. Anon brings out a check-list and begins to read off of it from top to bottom.

“Summer Sun Celebration: Official overseer's check list. Number one: Banquet Preparations – sweet apple acres...seriously? Do we really need this?” Twilight just nods as they both cross under some archway into the farmland.

“YEEHAW!” And orange mare runs over to a tree, spins around, launches her back hooves into the trunk and all of the apples on the tree fall into perfectly placed baskets underneath. The orange pony just stands there with her front hooves crossed, looking proud.

“Does she do that little show every time? Or does she know we're here?” Anon says as Twilight begins to walk over the the mare with her head held low.

“*sigh* let's get this over with.-” When she gets within range of the Mare she begins to introduce herself. “- My name is Twilight Sparkle-” She stops abruptly when she found her hoof being shaken to the point of removal by this Orange Mare.

“Well Howdy do, Miss twilight! A pleasure Makin' your aquaintanc- WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT?!” She recoils at the sight of Anon who also recoils from the sudden outburst. The Orange Mare Grabs Twilight by the shoulders and throws her behind herself to shield her from the monster about to attack destroy her livelihood. Before anyone can say anything, The mare had already tackled Anon to the floor and began throwing Hoofs into his chest.

“Get outta here Miss Twilight! Ah'll protect you from this vile beast!” She says as she throws punch after punch at the defenseless human, landing in the chest, neck and face.

She stops abruptly when she found herself being lifted into the air by unicorn magic. “what in the hay are ya'll doin'?! It'll get away!” Twilight storms up to the mare with a death glare presented on her face, causing the mare to visibly shrink.

“I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't harm my assistant.” She says in a quiet passive aggressive tone. The mare just gulps as she is unceremoniously dumped onto the floor.

“That thing's yer pet?!” She says pointing a hoof at Anon.

“Her assistant. And my name is Anonymous. Thank you very much.” The mare just grows a blush and stands up. Twilight Gulps, Anon never wanted to be referred to as anonymous, unless he reallydidn't like the pony.

“Eh...Am so sorry mister Anonymous, I wasn't thinking and...let me make it up you two.” She lifts Anonymous to his feat and backs away, rather quickly. Twilight moved to walk besides Anon.

“Are you okay?” She asks with genuine concern for her friend.

“I'm fine.” He says, though a little bitterly. “I'm just sick of this every time we go somewhere new.” They all gather around the table the mare lead them to.

“Name's Applejack by the way. What can Ah do ya for?” Twilight casts one final concerned gaze towards Anon before turning to the mare, now known as Applejack, and begins to explain her task.

“*achem* well. I am in fact here to supervise preparations for the summer sun celebration. And you're in charge of the food?” The mare lifts a hoof and stamps it down In enthusiasm.

“We sure as sugar are! Care to sample some?” Twilight just smiles.

“As long as it doesn't take...” Applejack zips off into the distance. “...too long.”

The sound of a triangle ringing throughout the area can be heard and Applejack can be heard calling “SOUPS ON EVERYPONY!” Anon and Twilight didn't have time to dodge before a stampede of ponies ran them over and dragged them to a more dressed table. Dazed they could only watch as the ponies started to pile on food.

“Now why don't I introduce Y'all to the Apple family?” Applejack says gesturing to the ponies around them.

Twilight grows a sheepish expression.“Thanks but I really need to hurry-” An apple fritter is shoved in her face.

“This here's Apple Fritter.” A mare with some toffee apples come up and drops them on the table. “Apple Bumpkin.”

“Red Gala. Red Delicious, Golden Delicious, Caramel Apple, Apple Strudel, Apple Tart, Baked Apples, Apple Brioche, apple Cinnamon Crisp! *GASP* BIG Mackintosh, Applebloom, AAANNNDDD...” She shoves a green apple in Twilight's mouth and points to an elderly green mare sleeping on her rocker. “...Granny Smith. Up an at em Granny Smith. We've got Guests.” The Elderly Mare Snorts herself awake and walks over mumbling nonsense on her way. Until she gets to Anon that is.

“Holy rattle on a Rattlesnake! Run Run fer yer Lives!” The Green mare suddenly grows some ability in her body and charges down the road. Anon Just groans and turns to Twilight.

“Twilight, can we go before I get hung or something?” Applejack just walks over to him.

“Aww come on Anonymous....er can ah call ya Anon?”

“No.” Anon says sternly as she nervously chuckles, Obviously feeling the fire behind his tone.

“Well come on and have something to eat. Ah think y'all will enjoy it.” Anon just groans.

“You know you're not using 'Y'all' correctly right?” She just arches her eyebrow in confusion. “Actually Twilight? I've changed my mind. Can we go before I kill someone?” Everyone around them gasps at his threat. “Aww come on...it's a joke!...Ya know what? I'll go do the next item on the list. You stay here and sample the food. I'll See you at...” He reads down the list. “..Miss Rarity got it. I'll go see this Rainbow Dash.” And with that he walks off.

“Y'all have a strange pet Miss Twilight.” One of the little yellow ones says. Twilight just gives a nervous chuckle and looks down.

“He's not my pet.”

“Stupid red-neck ponies. Stupid Horse land, stupid fucking world.” Anon curses as he walks down the town, He was supposedly looking for a mare named Rainbow Dash, who was supposed to be handling the weather. But she's apparently either left or died because the entire sky was littered with fucking clouds.

*THUD*

Before he could think more on the matter Anon is launched several feet right into a mud-ridden puddle and a cyan pony landing on top of him.

“URG...what the fuck.” He says more to himself than the pony on top of him. Who was curently lifting herself off of him. With a nervous chuckle.

“Eh...Excuse m-WHAT THE HAY ARE YOU?!” She flies into the air taking a defensive stance.

“Human.” Anon says defensively. The cyan mare taking an attack stance.

“Likely story.” Anon tenses up a bit but prepares to sock the shit out of this walking skittle endorsement.

“Leave him alone.” Twilight bounds to the rescue. The pony lands on the ground, after leaving her stance, taking a seat.

“Eh who are you?” She asks Twilight.

“My name is Twilight Sparkle. And I am growing tired of all of you Ponyvillians harassing my friend.” The rainbow pony looks to Anon and then back to Twilight. She lets out another nervous chuckle.

“Ehhh...let me fix that.” She says remarking to Anon's now ruined and wet clothes. She flies off into the air and drags down one of the darker clouds and brings it to bear on him. Before he could protest he has a tidal wave of freezing water dumped on his person. When the mare sees this she starts to laugh in an instant.

“oops. I guess I overdid it...um...uh...Howboutthis.” She starts to fly in circles around him at speeds causing a miniature tornado to form and dry him off. “My very own patented rain-blow dry.” She hovers to the ground with a smug look on her face. “Nono don't thank me. You're quite welcome.” She stops to see him rather unamused. His hair is everywhere and his clothes were messed up even further. Twilight is just watching him trying to restrain her laughter. This in turn causes the rainbow pony to burst into laughter, which causes Twilight to loose her resolve and join in on rolling on the floor in hysteria.

“I'm assuming you're Rainbow Dash.” Anon says. Rainbow Dash suddenly regains her composure and jumps upright.

“The one and only!” She zips into the air and towards his face. “Why ya heard of me?” Anon just rolls his eyes.

“Not really.” Her face falls at this. “You are in charge of clearing the skies. And based on the pride mane you're sporting I'm assuming You're Rainbow Dash?” She just nods

“Yeah I'll get on that. Just as soon as I've done practicing.” She says, she somehow managed to get to a cloud and lounge on it.

“Practicing? Practicing for what?” Twilight finally asks.

“THE WONDERBOLTS!” She says pointing towards a poster on a building. “They're gonna perform at the celebration tomorrow. And I'm gonna show em my stuff.” She says with a loop in the air.

“How is showing them your genitalia gonna help?” Twilight stamps on Anon's foot. “OW!”

Twilight just looks to Rainbow Dash and smiles. “The Wonderbolts?”

“Yup.”

“the most talented fliers in all of Equestria?”

“That's them.”

“Psht...Please. They'd never accept a pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day.” Twilight says, turning her head in the most arrogant way possible.

“Hey! I could clear this sky in ten seconds flat!” Twilight looks back to her and narrows her eyes.

“Prove it.” Rainbow launches from her cloud dissipating it almost immediately. Moves to another, bucks it. Then to another, bucks it. Then another, then another three. Flying through several dissipating them. Then finishing off by hovering in the air in front of the unicorn and human.

“What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat. I'd never leave Ponyville hanging.” Anon and Twilight just stared wide eyed and mouths agape. “Ha Ha! You should see the look on your face. You're a laugh Twilight sparkle. I can't wait to hang out some more.” And with that she flies off. Leaving Twilight's eyes widening.

Anon just rolls his eyes and walks off. “You coming to see this...” He looks to the list. “...rarity?” Twilight just rolls her eyes and follows.

“Decorations. Great.” Anon says as he walks through the town hall.

“What's wrong? I think they're lovely.” Twilight says.

“It's just that I'm probably about to get attacked again...probably by her.” He points to the white unicorn mare who is looking at different ribbons trying to decide which ones to use and which ones to discard.

“No. No. No. Oh goodness no.” Anon just rolls his eyes and pushes Twilight forward.

“Uh good afternoon.” Twilight says. The mare just shrugging it off.

“Just a moment please I'm in the zone, as it were...Ah yes! Sparkle always does the trick does it not? Why Rarity you are a talent. Now how can I help you-WOAH-HO-HO!” She screeches when she sees Anon.

“What. Are. You?” Anon just rolls his eyes as the white mare rushes over to see him.

“You see Twilight. This is where she hits me with something and you intervene. Before she does something brutal with a blunt object, like a bat or a club.” Rarity rushes around and starts to examine Anon.

“Oh my. You are so tall, so rugged, so...exotic.” She lifts herself up, holding her position, with a hoof on Anon's back, and inhales a deep breath of Anon's hair.

“Um...Twilight? I think I'd rather have her hit me with something. That would be less...creepy.” Anon says nervously.

“Oh But what are you wearing? Those clothes look absolutely dreadful!” She started to drag him out of the building. “We must do something about this right away.”

“HEY! HEY! HEY! The fuck are you doing?!” He shouts.

“Relax darling. I'm a professional.” She says dismissively

“Twilight help me!”

“Killing spree. Just saying.” Anon says, as he slumped on a podium in the most ridiculously frilly suit he has ever seen. Twilight just giggles at his antics.

“Oh Anon *tsk* *tsk* You look...nice.” She says as her face turned beet red with laughter.

“Oh darling What was I thinking. Try this on.” The mare, who they had found out was called Rarity, threw a suit at him and pushed him into the changing room.

“Now go on my dear. You were telling me where you're from.” Rarity says, taking a seat besides Twilight.

“Well, I've been sent from Canterlot to-”

“*GASP* Canterlot?! Oh I am so envious! The glamour...The sophistication! I've always dreamed of living there!...I can't wait to hear all about it. We're gonna be the best of friends, you and I.” Rarity snuggles her face into Twilight's, Which creeps her out completely. Fortunately Anon comes out of the changing room.

“I have to admit. I do like this.” Anon is sporting an all black suit with a white shirt and a red tie. “How did you know how to make this?” Rarity blushes and waves off the comment.

“Oh it was simple really, I just needed to get your measurements and analyse the clothes you were previously wearing. Do you like them?” Anon just nods and makes for the door.

“I love it. Thank you.” He attempts to hand her the payment for the suit, and she accepts...after thoroughly groping his hand...creeping him out even further.

“Twilight? Shouldn't we being going to sort the uh...?” he reaches into his pocket and locates the list.

“Yeah...the Music. Then we're done.”

“Oh you're leaving?” Rarity says downtrodden. “Very well. I'm sure you're royal duties take priority over idle chit-chat with little old me...But Anon?...” She walks up and leans into his ear. “...be sure to visit me again.” Anon just blinks and blushes.

“Twiillight...I really thing we should be going.” Twilight is quick to agree and rushes out of the Boutique.

“Ta ta hope to see you both again soon.” Rarity calls as the pair make their escape.

“Man I really can't wait for this to be over. This town is either going to kill me or...kill me. And what was that Rarity's deal anyway...No thank you!” Anon says as he walks besides Twilight. “lets just get this one finished before...”

He is cut off when the sound of beautiful birdsong rings throughout the area. The sounds draws Twilight and Anon to a small tree with many birds perched on the branches, singing a beautiful melody while a butter-yellow pony appears to be conducting them. They all stop when one of the birds starts to sing out of place.

“Oh my. Stop please everyone.” She flies up to the culprit.

“Excuse me sir, I mean no offence, but your rhythm is just a teeny tiny bit off.” She whispers gently to the bird, who nods as she flies back to the ground. Where she takes her position again and begins to instruct her birds.

“Now follow me please. A one, a two, a one two three-”

“HELLO!” Twilight yells startling both the pegasus and her birds.

“*cough* Smooth move, dipshit *cough*” Anon says as Twilight tries to salvage the situation.

“Oh my, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to frighten your birds. I'm just here to check up on the music and...it's sounding beautiful.” The pegasus lands on the ground next to Twilight and begins to scuff her hoof across the ground nervously. The two of them stand there in silence waiting for someone to speak.
“I'm Twilight Sparkle.”

“...”

“What's your name?” The mare begins to hide behind her mane, trying not to make eye contact.

“I'm Fluttershy” Twilight steps further forward.

“I'm sorry what was that?”

“um...my name is...um...Fluttershy” Twilight just smiles and takes another step forward.

“Didn't quite catch that.” The Mare had now shrunken down in fear and lets out a pitiful whimper.

“Twilight leave the poor thing alone, You're scaring her.” Anon says from behind Twilight. The Yellow Mare, noticing Anon, lights up and rushes over to him, knocking Twilight out of the way, who lands in a heap on the ground.

“Oh what are you? Are you some kind of Minotaur? No the hoof shape is all wrong. Are you a shaved diamond dog? No that's just silly? Oh what about...?” She starts to ramble off guesses as to what he is. Anon, afraid, looks to Twilight for assistance. She herself looks pissed, frustrated with the fact that this mare was so willing to give Anon her attention and not Herself.

Having had enough, Anon decided to stop her in her tracks. “Human! I'm a human.” Fluttershy just smiles and nods.

“I've never heard of a human before. Do you have a name? I'm Fluttershy.”

“Eheh...well My name is Anon. It's nice to meet you...uh...Fluttershy, but we really need to be going. Twilight?” Twilight just storms past Fluttershy dragging Anon by the collar.

“Wait. Can you tell me about yourself?” She asks. Anon just cocks an eyebrow.

“What do you want to know?” She squees and smiles.

“Oh everything.” Anon groans internally.

“Oh fuck nuggets this is going to be a long day. Well let's see it all started when little PurpleSmart here was fucking around with a mysterious spell tome she had no business fucking around with...”

“Aand there we go...urg...I've told you...pretty much...urg...everything.” Anon says as he and Twilight reach the Place they were staying. The Sky had gone orange as the day was nearing it's end and this Yellow Mare would not leave them the fuck alone.

“Oh Oh but what about-” Fluttershy tried to speak, but was cut off by Twilight.

“I am so sorry, how did we get here so fast. This is where I'm staying while I'm in Ponyville and my poor human really needs his sleep.” Of course the trio had in fact made it to the aforementioned library. Anon, getting the idea lets out an exaggerated yawn.

“Yep. I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open yadda yadda yadda.” Fluttershy flies up to Anon and starts to smush his cheeks together.

“Poor thing we simply must get him to bed right away.”

“Pleashe shtop toushing my fashe.” Anon says, his voice muffled by the fact that his cheeks were being smushed together. He was starting to get really impatient with these ponies.

“Oh okay.-” She says letting Anon go. “-I'll see you later then?” Anon and Twilight bid farewell to Fluttershy and rush into the Library. With a slam of the door the room is left in total darkness.

“Thanks Twilight. I don't know how much more of that I could take.” Anon says as Twilight trots over to Him.

“Its okay Anon, no need to thank me." She looks around sadly.

"What's up?" Anon asks.

"*sigh* I have to convince the Princess That Nightmare moon is coming and we're running out of time. I just need to be alone so I can without a bunch of crazy ponies trying to make friends all the time...now where's the light.” Just as she said light, the entire room illuminated and showed a room full of ponies of different sizes, shapes and colors.

“SURPRISE!” They all screamed in unison. Freaking the shit out of Anon and Twilight. As those weird party buzzers went off around the room, leaving Twilight to groan irritably.

“Surprise!” The pink pony from earlier came up to Twilight. “Hi I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised!? Wereyou? wereyou? Huh?huh?huh?” She was bouncing around Twilight so fast, waiting for an answer, that she could have caused an earthquake in Manehatten with the force of her bouncing.

“Yep that settles it. I was Hitler in a past life. It's the only way to explain why all this bad shit keeps happening to me.” Anon says rubbing his fingers into his brows. Twilight just ignores him and turns to the pink menace.

“Very Surprised! Libraries are supposed to be quiet.” Twilight says with irritation lacing her tone.

“Ohho that's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet!? I mean duh! Boorriiing!” Twilight begins to make her way through the crowd of ponies leaving Anon to mingle, much to his annoyance. The pink mare continued to talk, Twilight just tuning her out.

“You see, I saw you when you first got here remember? And you were all hello? And I was all *GASP!* Remember? You see, I’d never saw you before! and if I never saw you before, that means you're new! Because I know Everypony and I mean everypony in Ponyville!” Twilight lets out a irritated groan and continued to walk through the crowd.

“Goddamnit! Fuggof!” Anon shouts from across the room.

“at least Anon's enjoying himself.” Twilight thought to herself as the pink pony continued to talk.

“and if you're new! That meant you hadn't met anyone yet! and if you hadn't met anyone yet then you must not have any friends! And if you don't have any friends then you must be very lonely!” Twilight began to pour the contents of a bottle into a goblet, tuning out the pink mare's continued talking! “And that made me so sad. And I had an idea! And that's why I went *GASP!* I must throw a great big ginormous super-duper spectacular welcome party and invite everyone in Ponyville! See? And now you have lots and lots of friends!” Everypony from earlier had appeared out of nowhere. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack all appeared at Pinkies call.

“Oh Fuck! the redneck's back!” Anon shouted from across the room. Nobody paying any mind. Twilight took deep gulps from her goblet full of the mysterious liquid and turned to look at the other ponies. Her face was red and tears were brimming from her eyes.

“Are you all right sugarcube?” Applejack asks, the sound of a kettle boiling could be heard coming from somewhere. Then, suddenly, Twilight's mane erupts into flames as she dashes off to one of the rooms.

“Aww, She's so happy she's crying!” Anon goes and inspects the bottle she placed in her goblet.

“Hot Sauce? HA! Talk about fucking desperate.” Pinkie comes over and nocks the hot sauce onto a cupcake and proceeds to eat it in one sitting. When she sees everyone's stares she shrugs.

“Mwat? Itsh good.” Anon looks up the stairs to where Twilight disappeared to.

"I hate this place." He says under his breath.

Twilight lay in her bed, with a pillow, covering her head to try and drown out the loud music playing downstairs. After multiple shuffling she couldn't stop the music from reaching her ears. So she let out an irritated groan and sat in her bed. After looking to the clock on the wall, she lets out a another groan.

Anon opens the door and looks to Twilight in her bed. “Hey Twilight, You all right?” He asks.

“No. All of the ponies in this town are crazy! Do you know what time it is?” She asks, a little snappy.

“Too late for a freaking party.” Anon deadpans. “I was kind of hoping you'd get rid of them. I'm getting tired.” Twilight rolls her eyes.

“Anon! Get back in here.” Rarity calls, wrapping her magic around his hand and forcefully dragging him out of the room.

“Oh fuck off!” was all Anon got out before being ripped from the room. The door closing with a large slam.

“Ugh, here I thought I'd have time to learn about the Elements of Harmony but, silly me, all this ridiculous friend-making has kept me from it!” Twilight gets out of he bed and begins to walk over to the window, the moon hanging high in the sky. She just recites what she learned from the day before to herself.

“Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year, the stars will aid in her escape, and she will bring about everlasting night. *sigh* I hope the Princess was right... I hope it really is just an old ponytale...”

“Twilight! Seriously can we go home? I seriously feel I am in danger from these Ponies!” Anon shouts slamming his body against the door trying to keep it closed. Twilight just arches an eyebrow at him.

“How so?” Twilight asks. Anon rolls his eyes.

“Well, let's see. There's redneck pony, who is gonna try to kill me at some point. There's pride pony who will probably do the same. There's Squiggle-tail who will probably try to rape me or something. There's Shy pony who won't stop asking questions to the point of thoughts of self harm and there's pink pony who won't stop. Fucking. Around. to the point where she'll be responsible for manslaughter.” Anon says with heavy breathing. Twilight arches an eyebrow and moves past him.

“You need to grow up Anon. Besides, we need to get going. The sun's going to de raised soon.” Twilight opens the door and heads downstairs, leaving Anon with a wide-eyed, slack jawed expression. Aand his eye twitched.

“Oh fuck all of you.” Anon says under his breath.

Anon and Twilight were stood in the town hall of Ponyville eagerly awaiting the arrival of the princess. Anon was looking around nervously for any attack from anyone who would try something. Pinkie Pie bounces up to the two of them and nestles herself next to Twilight. The others were scattered around the room in their respected positions.

“Isn't this exciting? Are you excited, 'cause I'm excited, I've never been so excited-- well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went *gasp* but I mean really, who can top that?” Pinkie Rambles off, Twilight gingerly ignoring her and Anon face-palming with a resounding *smack*.

The birds from Fluttershy's Choir begin their little fanfare revealing the arrival of the mayor of Ponyville, who stands on the stage as a spotlight glides over her.

“Fillies and gentlecolts, as mayor of Ponyville, it is my great pleasure to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration!” The ponies around the grand room all cheer in excitement, as the mayor begins her introduction.

“In just a few moments, our town will witness the magic of the sunrise, and celebrate this, the longest day of the year!...” Twilight looks out the skylights to see the face in the moon slowly fade away as stars glide towards it's surface. An uneasy expression crosses her face“...And now, it is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land, the very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day, the good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria...” The mayor continues as Fluttershy whispers to her birds excitedly.

“Ready?”

“...Princess Celestia!” Rartiy draws on the curtains as the bird fanfare blares out in recognition of the pony ruler of Equestria...but when the curtains are drawn it is revealed that nobody is there.

“Huh?” Rarity so eloquently questioned, gazing at the empty space where the princess was supposed to be. The ponies in the room resorted to incoherent mumbling and rambling. The mayor gazing out into her town'sponies with Mild fear and worry plastered on her face.

“This, can't be good.” Twilight says, The mayor trying to calm her ponies down.

“Remain calm, everypony, there must be a reasonable explanation!” She says, desperately trying to maintain order. Anon just rolls his eyes at the poor display from the ponies.

“Christ. You ponies are so easy to freak out. Just because she's not there does not mean that she's in trouble.” Anon says. But his expression grows concerned as he looked around for the princess. “But where could she be?” Anon said that more to himself, but Pinkie, being pinkie, heard what he said.

“Ooh, ooh, I love guessing games! Is she hiding?” Rarity is quick to deflate her however.

“She's gone!” There is a collective gasp from all of the ponies present. Twilight starts to look around in a vain attempt to locate the princess.

“maybe she's just hiding to scare us. She always liked her practical jokes.” Twilight thought to herself, but somewhere in her mind, she knew she was lying to herself.

“Ohh she's good. AHH!” A blue mist began to eerily seep over the balcony, making a twinkling noise as all of the ponies watched in fear as the mist began to shape and form.

“Oh no...Nightmare Moon!” Twilight said as the mist burst into the shape of a black alicorn with the mist for a mane and tail and wearing blue armor across her form.

Anon just face-palmed and looked at the horrid horse. “Once! just once! I'd like this world to make sense! You know? Where if you go to space you die! Also not looking like a fucking moron would be nice!...just once!” His comment goes unheard as the ponies gazed in fearful awe of the powerful creature before them.

“Oh, my beloved subjects. It's been so long since I've seen your precious, little sun-loving faces.” Nightmare Moon says with a condescending, yet arrogant, tone.

“What did you do with our Princess?!” Rainbow Dash being...well...Rainbow Dash, Tries to charge forward towards the alicorn, however, Applejack stops her in her tracks.

“Whoa there, Nelly...” Applejack says through clenched teeth around Rainbow's tail.

“Hahaha.Why? am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?” Nightmare Moon says gazing out towards the cyan pegasus.

“You know for once I'd like a bad guy that doesn't monologue.” Anon says, going unheard again.

“Ooh, ooh, more guessing games! Um, Hokey Smokes! How about... Queen Meanie! No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty!...” Pinkie is promptly shut up when an apple is shoved in her face by Applejack.

“Thank You!” Anon shouts in relief. This time, gaining the attention of a certain individual in the room.

“OH? And what have we here? I say...I've never seen something quite like you before.” Nightmare Moon says, gliding over to come face to face with Anon. The other ponies had parted to allow her to land in front of him. “Tell me creature, What are you?” Anon cocks and eyebrow and gazes around the room, silently.

“Uh...do you think you could leave me alone for a few minutes? I'm still just trying to comprehend the sheer retardicity in this situation.” Nightmare Moon simply chuckles and uses her mane to shift Anon's gaze to her's.

“What's the matter, my dear subject? Confused?” Anon just looks to the hair tendril.

“Oh fuck that's creepy.” He says more to himself, but still get's Nightmare Moon to recoil and fly of toward Fluttershy, who shrinks in fear from her presence.

“Does my crown no longer count now that I have been imprisoned for a thousand years?” She flies over to Rarity who recoils in fear at her display. “Did you not recall the legend? Did you not see the signs?”

“I did! And I know who you are. You're the Mare in the Moon – Nightmare Moon!” Twilight steps up, a determined look on her face. The ponies around her gasping at this new revelation.

“Oh that was stupid.” Anon states looking to Twilight and then to Nightmare moon.

“Well well well, somepony who remembers me. Then you also know why I'm here.” Nightmare Moon says, with a hint of laughter in her throat.

“You're here to... to... *gulp*” Twilight tries to say, but the fear is getting a hold of her. Anon, just rolls his eyes and looks to the moon horse, who is chuckling at the display.

“Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night will last forever!” She bursts out into maniacal laughter as thunder and lighting raged on outside. The ponies gasping in fear at the Alicorns power. Anon Sits back and looks up at the ceiling.

“Fuck this is so retarded.”

Author's Notes:

Anyway despite what I said in the description I might try to get the next chapter out ASAP.(seeing as it's a two part thing.) But don't hold your breath.

Like I said in the description, constructive criticism is appreciated (as long as it's Constructive.)

also has this been done before? because I really hope this hasn't been done before.

Stay awesome guys. B&G out.