I was known as Frank DeFontaine. I was going to a Halloween party. I was a pretty intelligent kid, starting my first college term, and decided a little dress-up couldn't hurt.
My buddy Richard got involved, though. And like everything, he took it a bit too far. This time, I didn't say no, though. I really should have.
Next thing I know, we're going all-out on making my Dullahan costume. Because he's my favorite optional boss, and all.
Really shoulda known something was up when that guy behind the counter just so happened to have a sword that fit our specifications perfectly.
Next thing I know, I'm in Equestria. And I'm missing a head.
Sakes, I could use a drink. And a neck.
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Featured on 2/19/2014.
I'd like to leave it at "Holy mother of-!" but that doesn't capture what I'm feeling!
25 Chapters:
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Chapter 1 - Heading out [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 19th, 2014
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Chapter 2 - Heads up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 20th, 2014
1,376
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Chapter 3 - Two heads are better than none [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 19th, 2014
2,039
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Chapter 4 - Head of security [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 20th, 2014
1,660
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Chapter 5 - Keep a level head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 20th, 2014
2,798
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Chapter 6 - Should probably see a head doctor [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 21st, 2014
2,366
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Chapter 7 - Head count: Between Large and Massive [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 24th, 2014
3,170
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Chapter 8 - Headaches are a part of any new community [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2014
2,231
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Side Chapter 1 - Cross and Stripes [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 6th, 2014
3,006
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Chapter 9 - Watch your head, that first step's a doozy [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 27th, 2014
2,243
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Chapter 10 - Headstrong [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 1st, 2014
2,830
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Side Chapter 2 - A shoulder to lean on [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2014
2,290
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Chapter 11 - A Heady Brew or Two [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 4th, 2014
2,727
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Side Chapter 3 - Laying some Common Groundwork [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 24th, 2014
1,704
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Side Chapter 4 - A little hothead [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 24th, 2014
2,750
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Chapter 12 - It all comes to a Head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 6th, 2014
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Side Chapter 5 - Fluffy's day out [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 24th, 2014
1,630
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Chapter 13 - Head Games [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 13th, 2014
2,492
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Chapter 14 - Don't lose your head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 16th, 2014
2,269
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Chapter 15 - Getting ahead of yourself [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 19th, 2014
2,052
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Chapter 16 - Opening jarheads [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 22nd, 2014
2,202
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Chapter 17 - Making headway [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 25th, 2014
2,273
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Chapter 18 - Get it through your thick head [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 26th, 2014
1,992
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Side Chapter 6 - The Final Trial [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 29th, 2014
5,987
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Chapter 19 - Off with his head! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 29th, 2014
2,258
Other Titles in this Series:
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Most people wouldn't think dressing up as an optional boss would land them in Equestria. Most people would be right. Most people aren't me. Most people still have their bloody head!
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Defating foes from Beyond? Easy enough. Making Celly see where her mistakes lie? No problem. Being torn apart and reborn because of the Golden Sun? Okay, that one, I admit, knocked me for a loop.
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Okay, saving Equestria from powers I foisted on it, not a problem. Saving a mare from certain death, easy! Getting used to being a pony? Someone shoot me.
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Because every so often, even in a new world, an immortal likes to look back on what was, and remember...