"Second platoon, this is first platoon, we are in position outside the compound and are waiting for you to begin your assault. How copy?" Rambo Jesus's voice cracked over the radio.

"We copy you loud and clear, First Platoon." Captain Shining Armor responded, "we are ready to begin our divisionary assault. Just need the green light to do so."

"I'm giving you the green light to engage, Shining Armor, get the job done, and stay safe. I don't think Twilight or Cadence want you coming back in a body bag." Rambo Jesus stated, before the radio erupted in static.

Shining Armor thought about what Rambo Jesus had just said, cringing at the image of Cadence and Twilight crying together upon hearing the news of his death, before switching the radio frequency to his platoons main frequency. "Second platoon, get ready to launch the assault. I want the Abrams leading the way, and the LAV's close behind them. I'll be in the lead Abrams, so watch your fucking fields of fire!"

As he finished saying this, he switched off the radio and started to climb out of the LAV-25 he was riding in.

"Good luck, sir." The trooper sitting in the cabin with him said.

"You too, trooper." Shining Armor responded, before opening the LAV's rear doors and jumping out. He immediately galloped to the closest M1A2 and climbed aboard it. The pony manning the gunner position was kind enough to move out of the way long enough for the Captain to slip by him and make his way into the tanks cabin.

"Get in front of the formation." Shining Armor said to the driver, before turning to the loader, "load sabot rounds and get ready for contact."

"Yes sir." The loader responded, wrapping her hooves around a sabot round and carefully sliding it into the Abrams firing port, before slamming the safety hatch over the firing port.

"We're loaded and ready to fire!" The loader shouted at Shining Armor as the M1 started to speed up as it cut in front of the rest of the formation.

"Second Platoon, First Platoon here, I have eyes on four black Challenger Two Echo Main Battle Tanks rolling out of the convoy and heading your way. There is no way you will be able to see them with this darkness; recommend you switch to thermal, over?" Rambo Jesus advised.

"Copy that. All units, switch to thermal vision." Shining Armor ordered. "Gunner, do you have eyes on enemy contacts?"

"Yes sir." The gunner, a Corporal Burning Frost, responded eagerly.

"All Abrams, fire at will. LAV's, charge the line and drop off your troops." Shining Armor said into his headsets mike, before turning to the gunner, "Open fire!"

Rambo Jesus turned around as he heard the booming of the Abrams cannons in time to see them strike the enemy Challenger 2E Main Battle Tanks, three of them exploding into giant balls of fire (one exploding with force to cause its turret to fly off the tank and land twenty feet away). Seconds later, another barrage hit the last remaining Leopard 2E, causing it to explode violently.

"This is Shadowbolt One, we're moving in for our attack run." Nightwing's voice stated over the radio, right before a squadron of A-10 Thunderbolt II's, painted in Shadowbolt livery, screeched overhead, firing hydra rockets and dropping bombs onto the base. They banked to the right and turned around, firing their chin mounted gatling guns into the base. This strafe runs caused plenty of humongous explosions, sure to fuel The Grey Pegasus's hunger for explosions. Now simmah down nah!

"Good effect on target!" Rambo Jesus said into his headsets mike, before turning to the remains of First Platoon, "we need to scale this wall. Someone give me a boost."

The moment Rambo Jesus said this, a unicorn trotted up and levitated the rest of First Platoon over the wall, before teleporting to the other size.

"I predicted that would happen." Nicholas Cage stated in a matter of fact manner.

"Impressive, Captain." Swiper the Sniper complimented. Rambo Jesus nodded in agreement.

The Captain blushed at the compliment. "Thanks. But you can ditch the formalities. Call me Star Streak, or Star for short." She said.

"Alright, time to cut the crap." Rambo Jesus ordered, "Liam, go with the MacManus brothers and the rest of First Platoon and take out those Triple A batteries. Pikachu, Swiper, Nicholas, Star, on me."

After flying around the world OVER 9000! times, Super Saiyan Black Jesus finally landed on the top of the Amphitheater, where Princess Luna was waiting.

"Nicholas Cage prophesied you arrive here tonight." Princess Luna stated, before checking an old fashioned pocket watch, "right on time too. What did thou do?"

Super Saiyan Black Jesus took a deep breathe, before transforming back into Black Jesus. "I killed Giant Terry Crews, as was our destiny..."

"Was?" Luna asked.

Black Jesus sighed sadly and looked down his hands, unable to face his beloved. "When I was sent here, my mission wasn't just to spread the word of Old Spice and get rid of Apple Spice, which I am happy has been practically eradicated even since the show a few days ago, but it was also to stop Giant Terry Crews with my brother, Steroids Man."

"But... he went on his own for some reason. Maybe he just felt like he didn't need me... or maybe he felt the need to protect the citizens of Las Pegas. Either way, he should have known he didn't have the power to fight Giant Terry Crews, and ended up dying because of this grave mistake. Upon hearing the news on his death... something awakened in me. I became, like, fifty times more powerful.... and I was able to defeat him, by myself... but I was supposed to fight him with my brother, together."

"We understand your predicament. We had a similar predicament when we ruled with our sister. Let's just say that we were supposed to lead this nation together... and she decided she didn't want to." Princess Luna stated.

"Well, technically, that was the Anti-Spice." Black Jesus pointed out.

"Oh yeah..." Luna said.

Black Jesus looked over at Luna and pulled her into a tight embrace. "I'm sorry." He said.

"We are too." Luna responded, before pecking him on the lips.

Meanwhile, outside of Canterlot, Hitler stood there, smiling. After finally outrunning that god damned lesbian faggot, he arrived here to continue with his plans. To turn the pegasi and earth ponies against unicorns, so he could rise in power and begin the Fourth Reich.

"Niggers..." Hilter whispered to himself, licking his lips.