[Authors note - Before I go on, I just want to give a quick shout out to NovelPony and... some other person who did a read through of the first chapter of my story. I really appreciate you two going through the effort of reading through the mind fuckery that my story provides outloud and posting it on youtube. I really hope you guys read through more chapters, and do read throughs of my planned sequels. Yes, I said SEQUELS! I am turning this series into a trilogy.

Also, props to Skyrimlegion for his stories on the Old Spice Guys invade Equestria universe. I'm going to consider everything that happens in his stories canon, and I will likely use them in these stories, with his permission. Also, I saw that your most recent story was blocked for being meta, so I was wondering if you would like me to post the new chapters of it on this story? Just curious, man. I suggest you all check out his stuff, guys. It fucks your mind something fierce.

Also, sorry for the short and late chapter. Fucking writers block, man. Does anyone have any ideas I could use?]

"Sup bitches? It's me, Chad Warden, here on behalf of the writers of this fic. But first, I need to go on about how the P.S. Triple is better than the Xbox 360. The Xbox is some gay ass shit-"

"EXCUSE ME?!" Billy Mays demanded, walking into the room. "HOW DARE YOU SAY THE PS3 IS BETTER THAN THE-"

"I know what you are about ta say, Billy, but the 360 is-"

"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS SPEAKING!" Billy Mays shouted, cocking his shotgun and blasting Chad Warden in the stomach with it.

"Umm... due to the unforeseen death of Chad Warden... 60's Spiderman is now delivering the announcement." Rarity announced, before glancing at Chad Wardens body, causing her to empty the contents of her stomach all over the floor in a most unladylike manner after noticing all the blood and guts. One of Princess Luna's soldiers marched in and helped Rarity away, before Princess Lulu and Spiderman walked in.

"Hi everypony, I'm Princess Luna... I mean Princess Lulu." Princess Lulu greeted.

"And I'm Spiderman. I don't know why I'm doing this. I don't really give much of a fuck about anyone, anypony, or anything." Spiderman stated.

"Not even me?" Lulu asked, pouting playfully.

"You know damn well I gave you my one single fuck as a gift." Spiderman pointed out.

"ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM OR NOT?!" Billy Mays demanded.

"Billy, why don't you shut your fucking mouth for once?!" Spiderman snapped. The two looked like they were about to have a fist fight, but luckily, Lulu stepped in between them.

"Gentlemen, please!" Lulu pleaded. "Let us not steep to violence. I will deliver the announcement."

"My friends, ponies and humans alike, I have news from the writers of Old Spice Guys invade Equestria. They have decided to allow you, the readers, to ask them questions about the story, their lives, and about the power of Old Spice. If you would like to ask a question, please make a comment, and they will answer to the best of their ability in the next chapter. Now, on to chapter twenty-seven! Enjoy!" Lulu said, as she and Billy Mays waved good-bye, and Spiderman flipped you, the readers, the bird.

"We're back, Black Jesus." Connor MacManus said as he and his brother walked in.

"What took so long. my sons?" Black Jesus asked with a raised brow.

"Connor here wanted some more of his fucking rope, so we stopped at Maremart." Murphy stated.

"Oh? And how did that turn out?" Black Jesus inquired.

"Well..." Connor began.

It was your average day at your average Maremart, which was a branch of Walmart. Yes... that Walmart, that huge megastore chain we all hate. They decided to take their money hungry ways to Equestria in 2004. Anyways... let's get back on topic.

There were hundreds of ponies walking through the aisles of the store, shopping for their everyday needs without a care in the world.

Then suddenly, a portion of the ceiling collapsed, leaving a large gaping hole in the ceiling. Seconds later, the MacManus brothers fell from the hole and landed in the middle of the store. They quickly recovered from their fall and ran down the aisles. Suddenly, Connor spotted a bunch of rope hanging on a wall and snatched it. They then ran back out of the store, shooting a random pony in the face for no particular reason.

"My mind is so full of fuck..." Black Jesus commented, "anyways, I need you two to go talk to my brother, Rambo Jesus. He will need your assistance in a little op he has planned."

"No problem, Jesus." Murphy stated, before he and his brother walked away.