The sun over Las Pegas fell behind the large mountain range to it's south, and was soon replaced by a large, full moon. The night didn't stop Giant Terry Crews from continuing his rampage, however. All that stood in his way was his brother, Steroids Man.

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!" Steroids Man bellowed, before shooting a large laser out of his mouth. The laser shot across the sky and hit Giant Terry Crews right in the chest. Terry Crews shrugged it off, swatting Steroids Man out of the sky like a fly. Steroids Man crashed into the ground below, creating a large crater. Steroids Man's vision started to fade as he looked up to the blackness above him, before his eyes closed and his vision ceased.

Obi-Wan Kenobi groaned and doubled over, puking up blood onto the metal floor of the Millennium Falcon. Luke Skywalker jumped to his feet and ran over to him.

"What is it?" Luke Skywalker asked, helping Obi-Wan off the floor.

"There is a-" Obi-Wan began to answer, before stopping mid sentence to puke up even more blood.

"A disturbance in the force?" Luke asked.

"No... worse... there is a disturbance in the Spice." Obi-Wan answered.

Luna woke up with gasp. He leaned up and found herself breathing heavily and damp with sweat. She looked over to where Black Jesus was supposed to be working on his laptop, but instead of working, she found he had fallen asleep on top of the laptops keyboard. She smiled at the sight, before remembering the urgency of the message Chuck Norris had given her.

"Jesus... thou needs to awaken with haste!" Luna exclaimed, trying to shake him awake.

"Huh...?" Black Jesus asked groggily as he sat up sleepily.

"We hath received a message from thy father. He speaks of a way to save my sister from herself. Much like how the Elements of Harmony saved us from ourselves when we returned from our banishment. And he is sending help."

"What type of help?" Black Jesus inquired.

"Rambo Jesus." Luna answered.

60's era Spiderman watched over the skyline of Los Pegasus, looking over the thousands of ponies that occupied the city. Truly, Spiderman didn't give a fuck about any of them. There was only one pony he truly give a fuck for. And that was Princess Luna.

No, not this universes Princess Luna. An alternate universe Luna, where Equestria is not ruled by a power hungry bitch who is PMS 24/7. Spiderman gave her his one and only fuck, something no mere mortal should possess. With one of Spiderman's fucks, you could rule the world and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Such as travelling to alternate universes.

A portal suddenly appeared over Spidermans head, before a small, light blue alicorn dropped out of it, landing in a crumpled heap beside the Spiderman.

"Aw buck..." the alternate universe Luna cursed, who we will be calling Lulu. She rubbed her head and looked up, to come face to face 60's era Spiderman.

"Spiderman...?" She asked weakly.

"Yeah." Spiderman answered, before pulling Lulu in for a tight hug.

"HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SOME BAD NEWS!" Billy mays exclaimed, "MARINEMARKSMAN WILL BE ON HIATUS FOR THE TIME BEING. THINGS ARE REALLY BUSY AT WHERE HE IS STATIONED AT THE MOMENT, AND HE DOES NOT HAVE THE TIME TO UPDATE THE STORY. HE APOLOGIZES FOR THIS. HOWEVER, FOR TWENTY PAYMENTS OF 19.95, YOU CAN TRAVEL INTO THE FUTURE AND READ THE LATEST CHAPTERS WITHOUT DELAY!"