Old Spice Guys invade Equestria
Chapter 15: Chapter Fifteen
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"Thank you everypony for coming!" Rarity called out to the crowd. "I really hope you enjoyed yourselves, and I pray that you have seen the truth. If you have, spread the word to the public. Take to the streets and preach to your fellow ponies. Show them the truth behind Celestia's lies and the glory of Old Spice. If you need more Old Spice, just pray, and you shall receive."
"Um... Rarity?"
Rarity turned around to see Twilight Sparkle walk on stage, glancing around the room nervously.
"Is something wrong, darling?" She inquired. Twilight shook her head and motioned to the microphone.
"I want to speak." Twilight said. Rarity smiled and nodded, moving out of the way for her friend. The crowd stomped their hooves as she walked up to the microphone and tapped on it gingerly to test if it was on.
"Hello everypony..." She greeted as the crowd went silent, "I'm sure all of you know of me. I am the Element of Magic, and Celestia's protege."
"I originally came here to stop Black Jesus. I came here and got in his face, my anger fueled by my loyalty and love for Celestia. She was practically a second mother to me, and I am what I am today because of her guidance. And no matter what, I will always be grateful for that."
A few boos came from the crowd, but they were quickly shushed by other ponies. "Regardless of how much I love Celestia, Black Jesus has shown me what was really going on in the background. How she was really just claiming to a goddess for power. How she would kill anypony who dared try to spread the truth. How she used me and everyone of us used us for her game."
Twilight reached into her saddlebag and pulled out an old dusty book and flipped it open. "This is a copy of History of Equestria, that was released almost a thousand years ago. This book was the first attempt to tell the truth to the public. It was written by the only pony who has been around as long as Celestia. The author is Princess Luna."
Once Twilight finished her sentence, Princess Luna trotted up behind her.
"Greetings, our loyal subjects." Princess Luna greeted. "For centuries, our sister has claimed that we are goddesses. That alicorns such as we are gods. Truth is that our species hasn't been limited to just three. Three thousand years ago, our sister and I were born to King Eclipse and Queen Solstice, the last rulers of the nation known as Alympus. While ponies were just discovering fire, we were a prosperous nation that had technology that surpassed today's technology. And all of our citizens were alicorns. Not three alicorns, but roughly 400 million."
"When our sister was born, our nation was facing a grave threat. A nation inhabited by disgusting, savage creatures known as orks invaded our lands, began slaughtering all in sight without mercy. We responded with our own forces, an elite unit of our most powerful alicorn warriors known as the White Knights. They marched into battle, brandishing swords that had blades of pure energy and rifles that fired plasma. The orks, while savage, did had some mastery of science, and used firearms that fired spikes and sharpnel, as well as well as swords crafted of a substance that was stronger than diamonds. However, our forces, despite their training, intelligence, and equipment, were overran by the orks, who's forces outnumbered ours 100 to 1."
"Celestia was said to be the chosen one, the one who would save our nation and species, alongside her younger sister. Once we were born, Celestia was being trained in the magical arts, and was said to be the most powerful alicorn to ever exist. But... all the praise, all the glory, it all went to our sisters head. Once we were old to begin our training, Celestia took us under her wing. She spoke of how we would rule over everything, and they would worship us like gods. It came at a terrible cost..."
Princess Luna's knees weakened as she fell to the ground, breaking down into tears. Twilight attempted to comfort her, but to no avail. But the show had to go on.
"Celestia convinced Luna that the only way to get to power, was to remove the only threats to their power. Alicorns. Celestia teamed up with the orks and led them in a genocide. In the end, only Luna and Celestia remained. Celestia ended up betraying the orks, wiping out the majority of their species on her own, and forcing them underground. After this, Luna and Celestia went to what is now known as Equestria, overthrew the pony leadership, and convinced the majority of the population that they were Goddesses, and killed all those who opposed. After a thousand years, Luna published this book, and Celestia sent her to moon, then banned the book."
"My children, it is our duty to stop this travesty." Black Jesus said, as he walked back on stage. "We must overthrow Celestia, destroy apple spice, and bring enlightenment to your nation. Thank you for coming, and may the power of Old Spice be with you."
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