"Before I go on with this chapter, me and Black Jesus would like to thank you for comments, favorites, and admiration. Seriously, some of your comments just send me rolling on the floor laughing." MarineMarksman said.

"Tis' true, my loyal followers." Black Jesus stated, summoning a taco with his black magic and taking a big bite out of it.

"But, we have a request." MarineMarksman said. "Me and Black Jesus are getting tired of the current image being used as the cover image."

"As my father, Chuck Norris, has told me, the current cover image isn't nearly as epic as it needs to be." Black Jesus said.

"So, would someone mind making us a new cover image? If you do, you will be awarded will the internet of all internets." MarineMarksman promised.

"You shall also be gifted with a years supply of Old Spice's new Chuck Norris scented Body Wash." Black Jesus added.

"Thank you for your time. Now, I bring you Chapter Sixteen of Old Spice Guys invade Equestria. Enjoy!" MarineMarksman proclaimed, as he and Black Jesus waved good bye.

As ponies started falling out of the Amphitheater, three men watched the scene from the rooftops. There was 60's era Spiderman, who's fucks were the equivalent to absolute zero. Seriously, if you divided a number by the amount of fucks Spiderman gave, you would likely destroy the universe. There was also the most interesting man in the world, who didn't always use body wash, but when he did, he used Old Spice. And last but certainly not least, there was Billy Mays, who helped spread the word of Old Spice and other products used exclusively by God (such as Halo, Xbox, Tacos, and various prophylactics) across the universe. These three were the three original disciples from when Black Jesus spread the word of Old Spice on Earth. Now there were legends, gods in their own rights.

"I don't always have flashbacks... but when I do... it's of Earth's enlightenment." The most interesting man in the world said, who I will be calling pussy wetter from now on so I don't have to type out "the most interesting man in the world" everytime he talks. Yeah... that'll work.

"Actually, author, I think interesting man will work better." 60's era Spiderman pointed out.

Shut up, you're not supposed to be giving any fucks.

"I can give a single fuck every so often. Everyone get's one. ONLY ONE!" Spiderman said, pointing his finger at where he thought the readers POV was.

"I, BILLY MAYS, THINK YOU WERE POINTING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!" Billy Mays shouted at Spiderman.

"Why are you yelling?!" Pussy Wetter... er... Interesting Man snapped.

"I CAN'T CONTROL THE LEVEL OF MY VOICE!" Billy Mays shouted back. "I'M SORRY!"

"I don't give a fuck! Stop shouting, or stop talking!" Spiderman suggested. An awkward silence formed between the trio as they turned their attention back to the amphitheater, waiting for Black Jesus and his most loyal followers to emerge.

Twilight's ears perked up as she heard somepony knocking on her door.

"Miss Sparkle?" A gruff voice inquired.

"Yes?" Twilight responded.

"You have a visitor." The voice stated.

"Send him in." Twilight said, snorting up the last of her cocaine and tossing aside the novel she was reading. The door opened and Black Jesus walked inside, looking rather smug.

"My child, I am rather surprised by your decision. I would have thought you would have remained loyal to Celestia. While this is a pleasant turn of events... I'm curious as to why you have side with me. Mind if I ask why?" Black Jesus inquired.

"Of course." Twilight replied.

After a few moments filled with awkward silence, Black Jesus sat down in a chair across from Twilight, leaned forward, and asked: "Why?"

"Because... while I may still love Celestia because of everything she had done for me, you raised some valid points, and Luna had explained the situation to me very well before I went onstage. While I likely would not be able to easily put a bullet into Celestia's skull like so many of your followers, I am your side. Besides... all my friends are on your side... I don't think they would be too happy about me being with their enemy." Twilight said with a weak giggle.

"Well, I am glad that you have seen the light, my child. Now tell me.. are you interested in becoming my disciple? Like so many of your friends have?" Black Jesus inquired.

Twilight raised her hoof to her chin and rubbed it as she thought. "I'm going to be blunt with you Jesus... I'm too high on coke at the moment to make a decision.Tell you what, when my high goes away, I'll give you my decision."

"I understand... cocaine is a helluva a drug." Black Jesus said, with a sly smile.

"Fuck yo couch, nigga!" Twilight shouted at Black Jesus. Black Jesus chuckled to himself as he remembered that episode of the Chappelle Show.

"You shall not regret becoming my disciple, my child. Trust me." Black Jesus promised, before patting Twilight's head playfully and walking out, closing the door behind him, trying his best to get out of there before she started hallucinating.

"Thy should really find a way to help that poor filly with her drug problem. Something she picked up from our sister, we are afraid." Princess Luna stated as she trotted up to Black Jesus.

"I agree. Cocaine is a helluva a drug." Black Jesus said.

"We recall that episode of the Chappelle Show. One of our favorite skits, to be sure." Luna said, a small smile spreading across her muzzle. "Walk with us, Jesus. We have much to discuss."

"Applejack, got any of that hard cider on ya?" Rainbow Dash inquired, as she, Applejack, Rarity, Bruce Campbell, and Big Mac all sat around a large round table, which was covered with tacos, cooler ranch doritos, and dr. pepper (the holiest of holiest meals).

"Yes'm. Ah have sum in my room. Ah'll be back." Applejack said, getting up from her seat and walking out of the room.

"What type of cider are we talking about?" Bruce Campbell asked.

"Hard apple cider. The best in all of Equestria. Isn't that right, Big Mac?" Rainbow Dash said, nudging the large red stallion playfully.

"Eeyup." Big Mac responded, as he took a large bite out of his taco.

A few moment of silence passed as everyone munched on their tacos and doritos.

"So... nice job with the show, Rarity." Bruce Campbell complimented.

"Thank you, darling. You did a great job with your song." Rarity complimented back in kind.

"Hungry like the wolf always gets the mares wet..." Big Mac commented, earning a strange glance from Rainbow Dash.

"Too true, my man. Too true." Bruce Campbell said, leaning back in his chair casually. "You don't know how many orgies I've gotten into with that song."

"Eeyup..." Big Mac stated.

"Ah got tha stuff, everypony!" Applejack announced, walking in with a huge jug full of hard apple cider.

"Aw yeah! Time to get wasted and have drunk unprotected sex we will all regret at a later date!" Rainbow Dash called out.

Next time on ponies...

The gang gets wasted.

Spiderman, Interesting Man, and Billy Mays confront Black Jesus and Princess Luna as they talk.

Murphy and Connor McMannus return.

Spike gets the shit beaten out of him.

Caramel gets high... again...

The Equestrian military continue their assault on Giant Terry Crews.

And Celestia plots against Black Jesus and his followers.

Stay tuned for more!