"Come-on dweeb, you gotta strike the sandbag harder!"

"Hai sensei!"

"And please no Weeaboo shit!"

"Yes Teacher."

After Gilda became friends again with RD & Pinkie, she was a lot nicer. She was surprised to see more ponies be nice to her with her being nice right back to them. She made friends with everyone in Ponyville, well not everyone, not Diamond Tiara. Now, you're probably wondering why she's teaching Spike how to fight, well allow us to tell you, yes us because this chapter is co written as well.

He had felt weak when he faced Garble before, and realized he needed some muscle. Rainbow Dash didn't want to teach him Karate because he was not in a way, cool enough, the town's kung-fu practitioner didn't want to because he's a racist, but after a chance encounter with Gilda, she saw the raging elemental trinity within his eyes! The Raging Flames, Thundering Storms, and Blasting Tundra! She knew what kind of determination he had & Gilda took him up as her pupil. Since then, she had been training him without mercy.

*Whip Crack!* "Come-on! Swing your claws faster!"

Then another time..."Spike! Punch harder!"

Then another time...*Roar!* "How do you expect me to teach you the knife finger technique with thrusts half a second below the average speed it takes to execute it?!"

"I'm only a child!" he retorted.

"So?! That means you have more years than anyone else to rack up combat experience."

"And how would know?!"

"Because Grandpa Gruff taught me this martial art when I was 11!"

"Really?"

"Yep, and I don't regret anything from that time of being thrown into jungles, rivers, and off of cliffs!"

"You what?!"

"Yeah, now you understand why I'm tough as nails! I endured a bad grandparent that I beat up until her became sick in the head!"

Spike jumped as Gilda was now chucking large rocks at him.

"Ah! Yikes!"

"Come-on! cut them in half with the hand sword technique!"

Spike tried to wait for an opening to try the technique.

"(Come-on...focus!)"

That's when...

"(Aha!)"

*SHING!* His claws cut one of the rocks clean through.

"Whoa! Nice one!"

Spike struck an epic pose before slashing another rock in half.

"Now you're getting the hang of it."

"Tartarus yeah!" Then he did a little victory dance before getting conked on the head by another rock.

"Don't get cocky on me already quirt!"

"Oh, huh, sorry."

Before he knew it, four hours passed by with Gilda not letting up on her training.

" *Huff!* *Huff!* Wow Spike, you're a really cool dude!"

"Of course I am, Rainbow Dash just refuses to admit it."

"Ha! Well, anyways, let's go in, the sun's setting."

The setting sun made Gilda's sweat glisten.

'Huh, that's pretty hot.'

Then Spike shook his head. 'Dude, what's wrong with you?! Buff girls aren't hot! Remember that! Then again, I've never seen a sweaty girl up close before.' He thought as he & Gilda entered the house.

"Alright, I'm gonna go shower."

Spike blushed as Gilda went to take the shower and shook his head again.

'Well, guess I'd better get dinner ready!' Spike said as he donned his apron.

Spike had been staying at Gilda's the moment he stepped into her house.

*Flashback.*

"Well, here's where we'll train little guy!"

"*gag!* What is this?!"

"My house!"

"More like a pig rodeo! step back! I'm gonna clean this horrid mess!"

And so Spike started to technically live with Gilda, at least until Gilda learns to stop being such a slob.

He was busy making a stew as she came back down.

"Hey, how's my husbando on that dinner?"

"1.I'm not your husbando or husbando, 2. Don't be a weaboo you hypocrite, 3.It's a zesty stew." Spike said as he turned to see Gilda, who had come straight out of the bath, with the towel on her back. 'Wow, that's strangely hot, considering we don't normally wear clothes.'

'Aww, I'd like to pinch his butt in that apron while he isn't looking.' Gilda thought. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatevs Spike."

Spike sighed as Gilda went to take a spot at the table.

"Hey come-on, sit next to me!"

"Okay okay." relented Spike pouring the stew in their bowls before sitting next to Gilda.

"Aw yeah, let's dig in!" Gilda said before showing off her horrid table manners.

'I don't know what's up with her? Calling me her husbando, I'd never marry someone like you! A messy slob who eats like a pig, I prefer classy ponies, underline, ponies! Now, let's hope faith doesn't force me to take back those words.'

He dug into his stew with table manners as Gilda finished her up in seconds.

After they finished dinner, Spike had to wash the dishes again! As Gilda left the dining room...

"Geez, can't she offer to clean her own bowl? Eh, guess that's what it's like being a marr.....room mates!"

"Hey Spike! My back hurts! Give me a massage!"

'She's pushing it.' "Room mates don't do that!"

"Do it now or you won't finish training, and you wont be able to finish cleaning up the huge mess in my house!"

'Dammit! She's got me!' "Okay, fine I'm coming!"

Gilda laid down on the couch as Spike stood on a stool to reach her back.

"Sit on my back."

"What?!"

"Yeah, you ain't that heavy for a baby dragon, so yeah, sit on me the same way you'd usually sit on Twilight."

Spike sighed before climbing onto her back.

"What the..."

"Huh? I'm on your back, aren't I?"

"Yeah, but I said like how you ride Twilight."

"What do you mean? Of course this is how I ride Twilight."

"You're usually sitting on top of her butt."

"I...I am?" Spike said while blushing.

"Yeah, come-on, sit on my butt, then give me that massage, training today gave a strain on my body."

Spike blushed, but did as the griffon said.

Spike then began with rolling his knuckles all over the griffon's back.

"Aw yeah! That's real good!"

'Oh Mother no, my lower region is grinding against her butt!'

"Spike, get the lotion from my nightstand!"

'Oh Tartarus no!' "Okay..."

Spike then took the lotion and began rubbing it all over her back while still sitting on top of her butt.

"Mmm, how'd you get so good?" asked Gilda.

"Well...Princess Celestia taught me how to do everything. 'Come-on penis, don't harden on me now!'

"Mmm...and nopony knows of your superb talent?"

"Nope, not a one."

"Hmm? Hey, why are your scales starting to feel sweaty?"

"Umm...(Come-ON! Don't let her turn around and see 'this'!)"

Spike thought fast and then started pressing on Gilda's back with his elbow!

"*purrrrrrrrrrrr* Oh Spike! That's the spot!"

From that, it was then that Spike's twin towers shot out!

'Dammit! That was so sexy!'

"Huh?"

Gilda then felt Spike's twin dragons.

"You know, I'm pretty tired! *Yawn!* I'm going to bed!" Spike then hopped off of Gilda an tired to make a break for the door!

"Not so fast!"

That's when Gilda stopped Spike in his tracks & saw...his 'things'! "You may be young, but you're definitely big where it counts." she grinned.

"Um..." Spike didn't know what to do...he was about to be molested by his sensei...not really surprising to any anime fans am I(Trazho) right? High 5 anyone? No? Okay, let's just move on. Spike couldn't fight back because he was chivalrous & she's better at him in the claw martial art!

"How's about it?"

"How's about what?!"

"You get promoted."

"From greenbelt to blue belt?'

"Nope, from husbando to full time husband!"

That's when Spike attempted to blow fire all over her, but she countered by holding his lips together!

'Ow! That really hurts!' Thought a tearing-up Spike.

"Heh, heh! Dem hard ass reads am I right?" Said Gilda.

Then Gilda threw Spike onto the bed & then jumped after him!

"NOOOOOO!" The wind carried this scream all the way to Molestia's bedroom.

"*Gasp!* That's the sounds of a child becoming a true man!"

"My boy is finally losing his virginity!" she cried out in joy while dabbing her eye with tissue to clean up the happy tears.

After Gilda got Spike's twin dragons into her...then outta her many times, she collapsed next to Spike.

"(Well, guess I'm now breaking one of my own rules...after what I did with her, I can't stop seeing this buff girl as...incredibly hot!)"

"*Huff!* That...was friggin awesome! I can barely wait for our awesome half dragon half griffin kids once I start laying my eggs." Then she looked at Spike whom was breathing heavily while smiling. "Alright Spike, tomorrow, I'm going to teach you all of my advanced moves!"

"Sweet!"

"I'll teach you maneuvers that can be used both in combat..." Then she got on top of him. "And in bed."

"Oh...is this what they call round 2?"

"Yes!"

Then Gilda & Spike engaged in another round of of having scales colliding with feathers.

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