Spike's Gals
Chapter 63: spike and flare warden
Previous Chapter Next Chapter1st of all, I Trahzo, just wanna say to all of you who hate Flash Sentry, that it's my idea for putting in the R63 Flash Sentry chapter, so do not hate on Spikerulez302, I will take all of the blame for this. So Spike was tasked with giving all of the guards a tour of Twilight's Castle since a bunch of them are being transferred and/or newly knighted. The tour went pretty well, Spike couldn't complain with how it went, so after the newly briefed guards disbanded to their positions, Spike went to his room until he felt a hoof.
"Huh?" Spike turned to see Flare Warden. "Oh, I remember you back at the Crystal Empire, you're Flare Warden,"
"Correct! Thank you for recognizing me Great & Honorable Spike the Bra..." That's when Spike pinched her lips together.
"Please, just Spike. You don't need to call me that mouthful here."
"Okay, 1st of all, I'm so happy I got transferred here, because now, I get to see my little bro First Base more often!"
"First Base is your brother? Isn't he an earth pony?"
"Yeah, I know it's confusing since I'm a Pegasus, but don't you see resemblance?"
"Yeah, I kinda do 'More than I see the resemblance of Pound Cake & that Manehattan stallion who visited that one day.' So, you moving back into your parent's house to save money?"
"Yeah."
"Cool."
"I know, this is gonna be great!" Flare Warden said with a smile.
Spike took a good look at Flare Warden and noticed something wrong. 'Huh? Now that's the fake smile of someone who isn't fully happy.'
"Flare Warden, what's wrong? And don't say nothing cause that smile is forced." pointed out Spike.
"Wow, you know mares well don't you?"
"Come-ooooon, tell me."
"Well..." Then she closed her eyes as she began crying. "I NEVER WANTED TO BE A KNIGHT! MY PARENTS FORCED ME TO!!!" Then she fell on her back and started sobbing.
"They forced you to join the military?"
"Yeah! I was enrolled into military school after I graduated elementary school! They didn't want me to achieve my true dream because they hate the noise! But it's not noise! It's music!"
"Music? What kind of musician did you wanna be?"
"A rock star guitarist!"
"*Gasp!*" That's when Spike felt anger within him. "They forbid you from rock 'n' roll? Those monsters!"
"Yeah! I never got to fulfill my dream!" she cried covering her face with her hooves.
Meanwhile Starlight Glimmer was watching them.
'Good...good...reject your destiny!' She thought.
Spike then pulled here hooves away and then Flare Warden was met with a determined face! "Come with me!"
"Spike! W-where are we going?"
"To my room! I have every instrument in the world! I'm gonna show you that the lightning bolt resting upon your butt truly means that you're gonna shock 'em all on how great you are on stage!"
"No! What is that ingrate doing? I gotta..."
"And where do you think you're going?"
"Uh..."
That's when Starlight Glimmer was thrown out of the castle and into a cell in Tartarus!
"Hey, neighbor." Tirek greeted.
Meanwhile, Flare Warden was hitting a lot of sour notes.
"See Spike? I really do suck." groaned Flash Warden.
That's when he slapped her! "No! That's the talk of a quitter!"
"But Spike..."
"Either you practice, or I go Old Asian Coach on you!"
"Ah! Okay!"
"Good, now give me, an A cord!"
Flare Warden swallowed her nervous lump before moving her hoof against the string.
That's when...
"Yes! You did it correctly!"
"I did?"
"Yeah! Now give me a D-chord!"
"I did it!"
Eventually they made it to...
"Now gimme an E-chord!"
"Yes!"
"Now let's go back to my house!"
Then she did it successfully.
"You sound like a total douche bag." Said Twilight.
That's when Spike took the guitar. "And Twilight comes in and she changes the tempo, Twilight comes in and she changes the song, looking at me like she thinks I'm a douche bag, but she's gonna learn pretty soon that she's wrong. Twi why are you bringing me down girl? Why are you bringing me down? DON'T BRING ME DOWN!"
And with that, Flare Warden couldn't stop laughing so damn hard.
"Yeah, make sure she doesn't run outta air when I come back with the water." Said Twilight.
After Spike got Flare Warden something to save her life, they then continued practice. Sure, Spike could hit her since he's well one of her bosses, but he wont do that, unless he's forced to go into Old Asian Coach Mode! He even encouraged her to write her own song! Months, after her practice...
"Spike! I think I have everything down pact!"
"Good timing, because it's time for your final test!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! I booked you a gig as the opening act at the Elementary School's talent show."
"What?! B-but Spike! I don't have a..."
" 'Sup Flare Warden!"
"Hey girl! Long time no see!"
"Those voices..." That's when she turned around. "Brawly Beats? Ringo? Spike, how did you find my childhood friends?"
"I have my ways." Spike replied.
"And when this little dude said that you're finally fulfilling your true dreams, we came to help make it a reality!" Said Brawly as he pulled out drum sticks from out of nowhere.
"Yeah! Let's do this!"
Later that night...
Flare Warden and her band were setting up their instruments as a crowd began to gather,
"I don't like the mug on this mare." Said a mare.
"Why?" Asked her friend.
"Looks like a husbando thief!"
"I told you already! Your husbando is not real! He's just a piece of plastic & you're living a sad pathetic lie!"
"I don't care what you say! Me & Wreck-it-Ralph with our son Ness will live a happy life without you! Without any of you!" Then the mare ran away crying.
"Draaaamaaaa." Spike sang as he made sure everything was ready.
"I'm starting to have doubts about this Spike." spoke Flare with sweat on her forehead.
"Come-on, who won 2nd place in the Canterlot's best musician tournament for 8 years straight & Won 1st place in the Ponyville's best musician tournament for 5 years straight?"
"Octavia."
"Oh yeah, I was 1st in Canterlot & 2nd in Ponyville. That doesn't matter right now! What matter's now is dazzling them with your music!"
"If you think I can do it, then I'll give it a shot coach!"
"That's the spirit!"
Later that night...
"Hello Ponyville! We are the opening act for this talent show your kids will be in. We're here, purely for hype!"
That's when...
"Flare Warden! I thought me & your mother told you to quit on that noise!" Her angry dad yelled.
"Yeah! Get down here right now young mare! " Added the mom.
"Big sis! Don't let mom & dad tell you what to do!" Said First Base.
That's when the fillies & colts back stage, Ms. Cheerilee, and the audience all cheered her on!
"Come-on Flare Warden! You can do it!"
That's when she stuck out her tongue.
"Yeah, forget you mom & dad! I'm an adult now, and I get to make my own decisions! And I decided, to rock! Hit it Boys!"
Then Ringo began on his bass & Brawly started on his drums! Then Flare Warden unleashed the tasty licks on her guitar!
"The Flare in your heaaart...
It Flashes so very hoooooot!
Waiting for you to hear your passion...
To feel whatever is your fashion...
So what are you waiting for?
Let's unleash the power of your core!"
That's when the stage lights flashed!
"HERE WE GO!
LET YOUR DREAMS GROW!"
Then the crowd cheered loudly!
"HERE WE ARE!
YOU CAN SHINE AS BRIGHT AS A STAR!!!
No matter who or what tells you no,
Your destiny shall follow wherever you go!
So what are you waiting for?
Let that flashing flaring in your heart come ashore!
Unleash that fire in your heart & always be who they think you aren't!
So now give that destiny, a jump staaaaaaaart!"
Then as the song ended, everyone roared loudly, signifying that they were a hit!
Flare was amazed at and felt free while Spike nodded at her success. "We did it Spike." She whispered.
After the talent show...
"Flare!"
"Spike!"
They were about to hug until...
"Hey! I'm a talent manager! I'd like to take you 3 on the road! What do you say?"
"Huh?"
"Come-on, you 3 get a whole 80% of the profits, if you just sign the dotted line!"
Flare then looked past the manager.
"Spike?"
"Go-on! You deserve this big break!"
"See? The random dragon agrees with me! Now how's about it?"
Then after she signed the contract, Flare & her band became a huge hit in Equestria, making the number 6 spot in the top 10 bands! Their music even reached the ears of Yakyakistan.
"This music perfect! But this food I ordered is mediocre!"
Flare Warden and her band became even more & more popular as they continued their career.
Meanwhile back in Ponyville...
"*Sigh!* I regret what I told her to do that night."
"What's wrong Spike?"
"Well, even though I'm happy Flare Warden is living her dream...it's just...now that she & her band are a big name, I don't think she even remembers me!"
"Don't worry Spike, I'm sure that Flare will remember you, you were the one who helped pushed her to become so..."
That's when Twilight was forcibly shoved out of the way!
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!"
"F-flare Warden?"
"Spike, you wonderful dragon! You're the soul reason I got this far! How dare you think I just up and left you?"
Spike smiled as Flare pulled him over and pressed her lips against his, shocking both him and Twilight.
"F-Flare Warden? What are you doing here? And why are you kissing Spike?" Twilight asked.
"My manager tried to do a publicity stunt & make me date some stereotype! I rejected, then ripped the contract in half! He said he had duplicates, but Brawly & Ringo got to them so I could come back here!" That's when Flare Warden turned to face Spike. "Spike, I love you & only you!"
"But what will you do now that you broke your contract with your boss?"
"Well...during the time I was away I found a fighting style that incorporated both my military skills & musical skills." Then she turned to Twilight. "C-can I...?"
"Yes, you may be my royal knight again, but this time..."
"What?"
"You are Spike's personal body guard."
"*Gasp!*" Then, as quick as a flash, Flare Warden went back to kissing Spike, littering his face with her lipstick marks.
'Well, this is new.' thought the dragon with a dopey grin.
"Spike! Isn't this great?"
"You're fucking right it is!" Then the 2 hugged.
So, Flare went back to becoming Spike's full time body guard, Brawly Beats became the Fighting Type Gym Leader of Dewford City, and Ringo joined a new band called...the Beatles!
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