Discolight Short Stories Collection
Chapter 2: First Date
Previous Chapter Next ChapterThe date was going surprisingly well compared to what Twilight had imagined, it was a nice picnic under the stars, somehow he had found the perfect spot with the best view of the impending sunset. There wasn't any pranks, they had even started a conversation on the difference between practical jokes or pranks, both agreeing pranks were where the victim became completely embarrassed and practical jokes were when the victim got a good laugh about it too. Twilight, for some reason, felt, comfortable and was being carefree, a side of her only not even Celestia had fully observed.
"What about if you placed a whoopee cushion and the surprise made them jump up, completely mortified? Your intent was everypony would get a good laugh, practical joke or prank?" asked Discord, they had started coming up with situations and decided weather it was a prank or practical joke.
"I don't know, that actually happened to me once. It was mortifying." Twilight said, she let out a cute giggle that made Discord's heart flutter, then she added, "The memory does make me laugh though so I guess to me it would be a practical joke, have you ever fallen victim to a prank or practical joke?"
"Nope, not once, unless you count vandalism, which I don't," said the draconequus, disgusted anyone would vandalize his beautiful face.
"Not even the tinniest-tiniest joke?" she asked, surprised that Discord, who had pulled so many pranks, possibly even invented pranking, had never been pranked.
"No not even the 'tinniest-tiniest joke'," he said, wondering why she seemed so interested in this information, but he quickly brushed it off, the unicorn was interested in almost all information anyway.
"Oh, there's something on your beard by the way," Twilight said, having an idea that was almost destined to fail, almost.
"What? Where?" he asked, trying to look at his beard, which was a bit hard for him. He didn't even see it coming.
"Right.. There!" she said, Twilight pointed with her hoof, quickly bringing it up and hitting his nose.
"Did, did you just... Prank me?" Discord asked, filled with shock, he started to freak out a little bit, "I've never been pranked before, my first time being pranked! Who would have thought you would be the first living thing ever to prank me! Not even poison joke has any effect on me! I can't believe it!"
"What can I say?" she started slyly, "You've started to rub off on me," Both of them laughed and enjoyed the rest of the night until Twilight drifted off, mumbling about how much fun she had, Discord then teleported her home, tucked her in then went back home, replaying the wonderful date's events in his head.
Next Chapter: Twitchy Twitchy Estimated time remaining: 7 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Now here come short stories, quick scenes from dates and at home life, for now, there will probably never be a real story, but lets just see. I hope this less-than-500-words chapter was good enough for you, because that's basically what this will be made of.