Authors' note: This is were the story starts!But before that there are thing I need to let you know: (Anything in this is me saying things in the story). 'Anything in these are what a certain character like Jack or Jacob are thinking in a point in time'. So that's it for my notes! Let us begin...

Jacob had been sitting Mrs.Shanks class for what had seemed hours.He look at the clock to see it had only been about twenty-five minutes on the dot.

'Fuck' he thought to himself.Jacob had not had a pleasant day already since his girlfriend had just dumped him two hours ago.He did not want to talk with anybody and it showed on his face for all to notice his anger. Well except for one....

"PSST!" He heard a few seats away but knew who it was the second he heard it while dreading it.

'FUCK!' he thought to himself again.

"PSST Jacob heeeeey!' he heard again and looked to see his best friend Jack trying to get his attention, but to Jacks disappointment he quickly looked away.'Don't you dare talk to that fucker' he thought trying to ignore him.

"Jaaaaccooooooobbbbbbbb talk to meeee!" Jacob felt a paper ball hit his head and his anger quickly rose to new heights that he knew he couldn't control soon.

"Hey quite ignorin' me asshole!" Jack said and immediately regretted it when he saw his friend stand and turn to him in fury.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME DIPSHIT!" He scream at him while Jack sat there surprised at the outburst but soon smiled at it.

"Jacob go to detention now!" Mrs.Shanks said almost yelling which caused Jacob to turn in surprise finally figuring out who it was.

"BUT THIS LITTLE FUCKER!" Jacob said trying to defend himself but was cut off by the teacher.

"I DON'T CARE! GO!" She yelled out which stopped Jacob dead in his tracks.The lights flickered as Jacob just stared at her like she was Satan himself. Jacob slowly walked out of the room keeping the stare at Mrs.Shanks who was also staring.

Mrs.Shanks watched the door slam shut and turned to Jack who had the biggest grin on his stupid face.She looked at him and said in a teacher voice, "Now Jack, did you say something that might of upset Jacob enough to do something like that?"

"NNNOPE" Jack said only one second after she asked.

Mrs.Shanks sighed and said, "I don't believe you but today's lesson is very important so i don't have time."

She turned to the board and started out again but was stopped when a pencil hit her right on the head which caused her to turn out and yell out, "Jack go to detention with Jacob right now!"

Jack looked at her with a hurtful look and, "why do you think it was me?"

"I SAID GO!!" Mrs.Shanks yelled again.

Jack sat and smiled for a few seconds but soon put on mad face and screamed as load as he could, "THAT IS IT!!!! I HATE THAT YOU ACCUSE ME OF THIS SHIT FOR NO GOOD REASON!!" Jack got up knocking his desk over, which he snickered at, but soon went to angry mode again."WHY THE FUCK DO I PUT UP WITH SHIT!" He yelled out to a very surprise looking Mrs.Shanks,"I AM NOT STAYING IN THIS HELL HOLE ANY LONGER!!! I AM GOING TO LUNCH TO GET SOME GOTDAMN MEAT GOTDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOAF!!" He said while running out the door as fast as he could.
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Jacob was walking down the looking as angry as ever when he heard the same voice from before.

"Hey man what happened in there?" Jack said in the in the most fake concerned voice he could muster.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED RETARD!" He yelled turning again to a smiling Jack which annoyed him to no end.

"Well yea I know that but you usually just ignore me."

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" Jacob yelled like a teenage girl who got just dumped. Jack immediately pick up on this,"Elizabeth shit can you huh?"

Jacob looked at Jack,"how the hell do you know?!"

"Well I saw her with that one dude on the football team! That was what i was going to tell during class but you went apeshit and stormed off!" Jack said still smiling.

"WAIT SHE WHAT! OH THAT BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL HER!" Jacob screamed for all to hear (which was Jack and the air).

"Oh shit probably should not have said that." Jack laughed,"Ok,ok, I know you're pissed but you shouldn't go to detention like that!"

"I am not going to detention! I am going home!" Jacob said while walking out the door to the parking lot.

"But...But...." Jack said in a puppy voice.

"NO!" Jacob yelled at him getting in his car.

"But..." Jack could only say again in a better puppy voice.

"I SAID NO!" He said almost in his car.

Jack stood and yelled out,"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, WAS THAT ONE TIME A JOKE TO YOU!?! I LET YOU HAVE IT ALL!!!!!"

'Damn it' he thought and said, "fucking fine you can come, but don't get me in any sort of shit!" Jacob said slamming his car door.

"Hells yea, see you later shitlords!" Jack said quickly jumping in Jacobs car with a smile on his face. "Oh, and no promises!"

Jacob looked at him and shook his head while driving out of school.

"Okay good, now that THAT is out of the way let us get to business!" Jack said looking in his publix bag which he calls a backpack and took out a plastic bag out with a purple substance inside."Look what I got!"

"What the fuck is that!" Jacob said but was really thinking ' What the fuck is that!'

"I don't really know but some dude gave to me fo' free when i got some Orange Kusch from him!" Jack said while taking another plastic bag out which seemed to hold said Kusch.

"So it's weed." Jacob said looking at it with a puzzled look.

"That's what he told me!" Jack smiled.

"Dude I don't know about this stuff," Jacob turning on the radio which was playing 'Light my fire'.

"Listen I know it is weird but I got back up!" Jack stated while shaking another bag right next to Jacob.

"Fine fine, but what is it called?"

"Uh he said it was called 'Twilight Sparkle'." Jack said realizing just how stupid the name was but didn't care.

Jacob only laughed and thought to himself, 'where the hell does he get this shit at?'
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Jacob decided to skip going to his place and went to their usual smoking spot, and when I say usual smoking spot I mean a random spot deep in the woods that they could be alone and put on some tunes. They stopped and got out of the car and Jack brought his bong which he calls 'Ol Bongful'.

"You ready for this shit!?"

"Yea whatever i need to forget this day" Jacob said bringing out his bong which he calls 'his bong'.

"Good!" Jack said while giving Jacob to purple stuff which felt like weed.

Jacob looked at it for a second trying to see if there was "anything" special about it.'Well the damn thing is purple I think that is a little special!' he thought but was interrupted by a certain Jack yelling at him.

"I SAID ARE YOU READY SOLDIER!!" He said with a war face on trying to look mean.

"OK DAMN GIVE ME A CHANCE!" Jacob yelled quickly packing it in.

"ALRIGHT ON THREE!" Jack said with a huge smile.

"You still have that other stuff right?" Jacob quickly looking concerned.

Jack checked his pocket and soon said happily, "E YUP!"

"You got your phone on you too?" Jacob trying to prolong things.

"Yea man and you have your fancy iPhone!" Jack said which caused Jacob to find his iPhone in his pocket.

"Ok then lets do this." Jacob said shakily. He wanted to calm down but he thought there was something "off" about the stuff. He was about to say something else but was beat when Jack yelled out.

"ONE!"

"Uh I don't know about this."

"TWO"

"Why don't we just."

"THREE!!!!!!"

Jacob threw all cautions out the door and lit the purple substance while breathing in. He took on of the biggest hits of his life due to him just going for it. The smoke quickly went in his lungs and he started to feel nauseousness in his head. He breathed out to see nothing but purple smoke. It was so thick and it stayed around his head and wouldn't let him breath. Jacob began to panic and got up only fall down from lack of air. He tried yelling out but couldn't before he fainted.

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