Hey guys lilponytaters here with a uh.. Story! Yep this is a story of two friends who get teleported to Equestria. (LUCKY!) I hope you'll like it cause I know I will! Don't be afraid to be a critic also I need help on my writtingz but don't be an asshole too. Oh yea! There is cussing! Sorry if you don't approve:( Anywho peace and love to you all and enjoy the prologue of the story!

Jacob and Jack were just two dudes from Nashville, Tennessee. Nothing much was different about them that would be considered 'special' to the others. They were best of friends since fourth grade when they were both caught smoking in the bathroom. They spent the time in detention thinking of ways to get back at Mrs. Parks for catching them and soon became friends throwing paper balls and various objects at her. As you probably already figured out they weren’t the best characters to be around if you wanted to stay out of trouble. They were well known in high school for their jackassery, and people kept away from them the best they could

Now for the individual reports. I will start off with Jacob Marie Parrish. He was born an only child in a loving family. His parents weren’t around much due to the fact his worked most of the time as a medical nurse at Vanderbilt and his dad worked nights as a construction worker for Frontier Kemper. Even though they weren’t around much he saw how much they loved him by the work they put in to make his life as good as possible.
He was a good kid through the early part of his childhood, and always trying to make his parents happy because he thought he needed to. That is until he met a certain crazy ass kid named Jack Barchet. Jacob liked Jack for some reason he couldn’t really explain but would not dare talk to this juvenile delinquent. He kept his distance until Jack noticed him and pulled him into trying a cigarette with him. He declined about twenty times and tried to run but it was to late. Mrs. Parks had found them as soon as they were at the door and pulled their ears (which hurt like HELL) to detention. Jacob was VERY angry with jack, who didn’t really give a shit, but was angrier at Mrs. Park for catching him and not giving him a chance to explain. He wanted to get back at her and with a little help from you know who they were soon laughing while throwing very blunt things at you also know who.

They soon became friends; Jacob didn’t have any friends due to him being uptight most of the time, and best friends not to long after. Even though Jacob was mostly up in a book trying to make his parents proud he felt like he needed to take care of Jack and "tried" to keep him out of trouble but instead would end up going along with most everything jack wanted to do, except onetime with this cop and a couple of pies made with hot sauce but I won't go into that, and would get in trouble for it.

Jacob had picked up many things from Jack like smoking cigarettes and was now trying marijuana a few times. He never drank alcohol though, he wanted to but Jack would stop him every time (for reasons he didn’t and still doesn’t know). Of course he kept this a secret to his parents. His parents suspected him but as long as he kept his grades up they didn't care. Even though he smoked cigarettes but didn't consider himself a "smoker" and smoked pot but didn't consider himself a "stoner", which jack would laugh at him for.

Jacob is 17 years old and a senior in high school now and is waiting to get a scholar ship to Vanderbilt. He spends time in school but stopped caring about a month in. He wouldn’t skip but he wouldn’t listen due to the fact that he all the slow classes, Jack was in all his classes but not for the same reasons. Jacob would find himself always getting in trouble, due to Jack throwing stuff at him trying to get his attention, but didn't care for the most part. He was going to ride this semester out until he got that scholarship.

THAT is Jacob Marie Parrish.

Now for Jackson David Barchet. First off, he likes to be called Jack. Second, if doctors tested him for insanity he would probably pass. His mind is constantly in motion and not in a good way. He is thinks of what to say to people in a millisecond but won't think about what he is actually saying until after he blurts it out. It hurts that he doesn’t have a filter also. He is always thinking like a smartass to everyone. He is thinking two pranks ahead of the group. "A natural" he would say to everyone he met.

Jack is not as complicated as Jacob at all. He is just crazy in all sense of the word. I mean he named himself Jack! WHY!! *Cough*Okay enough of that....... *cough* Okay, Jackson David Barchet was born mostly in the same situation as Jacob was; He was born an only child in a half a loving family. His mom loved him and he knew that but his dad was different. His dad was a very bad alcoholic and it showed. Coming home drunk and yelling and sometimes hitting him and his mom. Jack resented his dad and soon resented his mom because she was with this monster in the first place.

People would think that he would just live life as an angry asshole but he didn't. It was the opposite actually, he did not become angry.......he went crazy. Not crazy in CRAZY but he stopped thinking in a normal sense. He happily went through life insane and met Jacob on the way.

Jack became friends with Jacob because he saw that Jacob was so uptight and strict and vowed to chill him down a few notches. Jacob keeps him in check and even though he does not like it he gets in MUCH less trouble. Jack makes Jacob take "breaks" from studying and what not to keep him chilled a few more notches and have fun. They are the best of friends even though Jacob may have a gal friend. (No girl wants to be seen with Jack)

And that’s it! The story begins! NOW!

Jacob and Jack were in chemistry class when......END OF CHAPTER HA!

Well there you go! Chapter 1 is done! I hope you liked it. This is my first so don't be afraid to critic me on whateva. Next chapter will be up soon and things get good! LETS DO THIS HELL YEA!!! Oh and I will name ze chapters from awesome songs from the 60's or 70's because I LOVE that stuff and so does Jack so expect references!

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