Authors notes: This is were we finally see ponies! If there are any mistakes don't be afraid to tell me, I will answer and change!

'Damn it'

Jacob could only see black in his head while trying to realize what had happened.'Why am I such an idiot! Why am I in my head! Wait, how do I know i'm in my head! This is fucked up...'

Jacob just floated there for a couple seconds until a bright purple light flashed to his face.'Great, not this shit again!' He tried to run but gave up when he figured out that he couldn't move anymore.'I guess this is were I die!' Jacob thought looking into the light. The light got brighter and brighter until he had to close his eyes.

Jacob had awaken and opened his eyes to a blurry sight very vibrant colors. He heard yelling and tried to focus his sight only to fail. He heard the voice again...

"Hey asshole!!"

'Damn it' Jacob had just figured out who it was when his eyesight came into focus and saw a cartoonish looking Jack sitting by a cartoonish looking tree a few yard a way with big grin on his face.

"What's up sleeping beauty!?"

"Jack" Jacob said in a angry voice. "Where the hell are we?"

"What do you mean Jacob?"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I MEAN?! WHERE IN THE LIVING HELL ARE WE?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A CARTOON?! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?! WHAT WAS THAT STUFF YOU GAVE ME?! WHEN DID YOU WAKE UP?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!'

Jack thought for a few seconds (which was rare) and finally said, " To answer your questions: First, I don't know where we are. Second, I look like a cartoon cause I'm cute. Third, hell yea you look like one and don't look to shabby by the way. Fourth, I am going to guess that 'stuff' was laced with LSD so I think we are just tripping. Ugh Fifth, I woke up about thirty minutes before you did and spent my time freaking out for about fifteen minutes before I saw this here apple tree!" Jack pointed at the tree before continuing, "Lastly, I didn't want to wake you because I forgot."

Jacob just stood there for a minute trying to figure things out. He couldn't handle what he had heard and just sat down next to Jack. "I don't believe it. I won't believe it. "

"Well you better start believing in whatever this is because whatever it is, you're in it!"

"No i'm not going to!' Jacob burst out yelling in jacks ear.

Jack put a big smile on his face, put his arm around Jacob and said in his most fake stonerific voice, "dude you need to chill out. Look at all the pretty things around us man! I mean look at this apple, it's a fucking rainbow! Look at the trees, look at the grass, look at that horse looking thing over there!"

'Horse looking thing?' Jacob looked at what Jack was pointing at and saw a yellow horse walking towards them. "Oh shit!" He quickly pulled Jack into the bushes almost breaking his arm in the process.

"What the hell!?" Jack said holding his arm in pain.

"Listen! I don't know where we are and you sure as hell don't know where we are so i am not letting that thing see us!"

Jack looked at it again,"But it's cute!!!"

Jacob was now pissed off,"I don't fucking care I am not letting it see us!"

"Well I'm gonna talk to it!" Jack stated with a smile and ran out the bushes to the cute yellow horse thing.

"Stop!" Jacob tried to grab him while staying in the bushes but it was to late, Jack had already left in a B-line to it. 'Damn it, why hell do I try?'

Jack was running as fast as he could (which was not that fast) while yelling as load as he could, "HEY, YELLOW THING STOP!!"

He was about three fourths there when he noticed that it had wings on its side and it only stood about four and half feet tall. This caused him to stop yelling and he walked behind the what he now figured out was a pony. He stood looking at it for a second before finally yelling out stupidly. "Howdy yellow pony!"

"EEP!" The yellow winged pony squeaked and turned around to see six-foot four Jack looking down at her with a smile. When it saw him she froze right in place in fear.

Jack kept smiling, "You sure are cute!" He said and began to try to pet the pony but it started to whimper a little and he stopped. He saw that what he presumed was a she was scared and he began to try and calm it down if he could. He looked at her and bent down to eye level getting right to her face and saying in a very calm voice, "Hey now, no need to be scared of me I won't hurt you in anyway"

The yellow pony calmed down when hearing this and shuffled a bit before saying something in a barely audible voice, "W-What a-are y-y-you?"

"Holy shit you can talk!"

"EEP!' The yellow pony yelled again at this outburst.

"Oh crap sorry! Ponies don't usually talk where i come from ha." Jack was surprised by a talking pony with wings but got over it almost immediately when he figured he could have some fun with this timid pony.

The scared yellow pony backed up to a tree before Jack came back to and looked at her with a smile which surprised her again and made her give a squeak.

Jack walk over to the scared little pony and said in the same calming voice, "I'm sorry for scaring you I promise it won't happen again." He began to pet her mane slowly which she seemed to enjoy. He got up right up to her again which caused her to blush. Jack saw this and smiled, he leaned to her ear and whispered in a said in a seductive voice,"Now what is your name sweetheart?"

The little yellow pony who was as red as an apple said in a whisper, "F-f-fluttershy."

Jack put his forehead on hers and whispered, "That's a good name. Ok Fluttershy all i need you to do is sit down an relax..."
He looked right into her aqua eyes and gave a devilish smile before yelling like a made scientist ,"WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAINS!!"

Fluttershy turned from yellow to white and fainted right onto Jacks arms.....

That's chapter three! Remember if there are any mistakes please tell me! Thanks for reading this far and I hoped you like it cause there is more coming! Lilponytaters