Hey guys lilponytaters here with a uh.. Story! Yep this is a story of two friends who get teleported to Equestria. (LUCKY!) I hope you'll like it cause I know I will! Don't be afraid to be a critic also I need help on my writtingz but don't be an asshole too. Oh yea! There is cussing! Sorry if you don't approve:( Anywho peace and love to you all and enjoy the prologue of the story!

Jacob and Jack were just two dudes from Nashville, Tennessee. Nothing much was different about them that would be considered 'special' to the others. They were best of friends since fourth grade when they were both caught smoking in the bathroom. They spent the time in detention thinking of ways to get back at Mrs. Parks for catching them and soon became friends throwing paper balls and various objects at her. As you probably already figured out they weren’t the best characters to be around if you wanted to stay out of trouble. They were well known in high school for their jackassery, and people kept away from them the best they could

Now for the individual reports. I will start off with Jacob Marie Parrish. He was born an only child in a loving family. His parents weren’t around much due to the fact his worked most of the time as a medical nurse at Vanderbilt and his dad worked nights as a construction worker for Frontier Kemper. Even though they weren’t around much he saw how much they loved him by the work they put in to make his life as good as possible.
He was a good kid through the early part of his childhood, and always trying to make his parents happy because he thought he needed to. That is until he met a certain crazy ass kid named Jack Barchet. Jacob liked Jack for some reason he couldn’t really explain but would not dare talk to this juvenile delinquent. He kept his distance until Jack noticed him and pulled him into trying a cigarette with him. He declined about twenty times and tried to run but it was to late. Mrs. Parks had found them as soon as they were at the door and pulled their ears (which hurt like HELL) to detention. Jacob was VERY angry with jack, who didn’t really give a shit, but was angrier at Mrs. Park for catching him and not giving him a chance to explain. He wanted to get back at her and with a little help from you know who they were soon laughing while throwing very blunt things at you also know who.

They soon became friends; Jacob didn’t have any friends due to him being uptight most of the time, and best friends not to long after. Even though Jacob was mostly up in a book trying to make his parents proud he felt like he needed to take care of Jack and "tried" to keep him out of trouble but instead would end up going along with most everything jack wanted to do, except onetime with this cop and a couple of pies made with hot sauce but I won't go into that, and would get in trouble for it.

Jacob had picked up many things from Jack like smoking cigarettes and was now trying marijuana a few times. He never drank alcohol though, he wanted to but Jack would stop him every time (for reasons he didn’t and still doesn’t know). Of course he kept this a secret to his parents. His parents suspected him but as long as he kept his grades up they didn't care. Even though he smoked cigarettes but didn't consider himself a "smoker" and smoked pot but didn't consider himself a "stoner", which jack would laugh at him for.

Jacob is 17 years old and a senior in high school now and is waiting to get a scholar ship to Vanderbilt. He spends time in school but stopped caring about a month in. He wouldn’t skip but he wouldn’t listen due to the fact that he all the slow classes, Jack was in all his classes but not for the same reasons. Jacob would find himself always getting in trouble, due to Jack throwing stuff at him trying to get his attention, but didn't care for the most part. He was going to ride this semester out until he got that scholarship.

THAT is Jacob Marie Parrish.

Now for Jackson David Barchet. First off, he likes to be called Jack. Second, if doctors tested him for insanity he would probably pass. His mind is constantly in motion and not in a good way. He is thinks of what to say to people in a millisecond but won't think about what he is actually saying until after he blurts it out. It hurts that he doesn’t have a filter also. He is always thinking like a smartass to everyone. He is thinking two pranks ahead of the group. "A natural" he would say to everyone he met.

Jack is not as complicated as Jacob at all. He is just crazy in all sense of the word. I mean he named himself Jack! WHY!! *Cough*Okay enough of that....... *cough* Okay, Jackson David Barchet was born mostly in the same situation as Jacob was; He was born an only child in a half a loving family. His mom loved him and he knew that but his dad was different. His dad was a very bad alcoholic and it showed. Coming home drunk and yelling and sometimes hitting him and his mom. Jack resented his dad and soon resented his mom because she was with this monster in the first place.

People would think that he would just live life as an angry asshole but he didn't. It was the opposite actually, he did not become angry.......he went crazy. Not crazy in CRAZY but he stopped thinking in a normal sense. He happily went through life insane and met Jacob on the way.

Jack became friends with Jacob because he saw that Jacob was so uptight and strict and vowed to chill him down a few notches. Jacob keeps him in check and even though he does not like it he gets in MUCH less trouble. Jack makes Jacob take "breaks" from studying and what not to keep him chilled a few more notches and have fun. They are the best of friends even though Jacob may have a gal friend. (No girl wants to be seen with Jack)

And that’s it! The story begins! NOW!

Jacob and Jack were in chemistry class when......END OF CHAPTER HA!

Well there you go! Chapter 1 is done! I hope you liked it. This is my first so don't be afraid to critic me on whateva. Next chapter will be up soon and things get good! LETS DO THIS HELL YEA!!! Oh and I will name ze chapters from awesome songs from the 60's or 70's because I LOVE that stuff and so does Jack so expect references!

Authors' note: This is were the story starts!But before that there are thing I need to let you know: (Anything in this is me saying things in the story). 'Anything in these are what a certain character like Jack or Jacob are thinking in a point in time'. So that's it for my notes! Let us begin...

Jacob had been sitting Mrs.Shanks class for what had seemed hours.He look at the clock to see it had only been about twenty-five minutes on the dot.

'Fuck' he thought to himself.Jacob had not had a pleasant day already since his girlfriend had just dumped him two hours ago.He did not want to talk with anybody and it showed on his face for all to notice his anger. Well except for one....

"PSST!" He heard a few seats away but knew who it was the second he heard it while dreading it.

'FUCK!' he thought to himself again.

"PSST Jacob heeeeey!' he heard again and looked to see his best friend Jack trying to get his attention, but to Jacks disappointment he quickly looked away.'Don't you dare talk to that fucker' he thought trying to ignore him.

"Jaaaaccooooooobbbbbbbb talk to meeee!" Jacob felt a paper ball hit his head and his anger quickly rose to new heights that he knew he couldn't control soon.

"Hey quite ignorin' me asshole!" Jack said and immediately regretted it when he saw his friend stand and turn to him in fury.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME DIPSHIT!" He scream at him while Jack sat there surprised at the outburst but soon smiled at it.

"Jacob go to detention now!" Mrs.Shanks said almost yelling which caused Jacob to turn in surprise finally figuring out who it was.

"BUT THIS LITTLE FUCKER!" Jacob said trying to defend himself but was cut off by the teacher.

"I DON'T CARE! GO!" She yelled out which stopped Jacob dead in his tracks.The lights flickered as Jacob just stared at her like she was Satan himself. Jacob slowly walked out of the room keeping the stare at Mrs.Shanks who was also staring.

Mrs.Shanks watched the door slam shut and turned to Jack who had the biggest grin on his stupid face.She looked at him and said in a teacher voice, "Now Jack, did you say something that might of upset Jacob enough to do something like that?"

"NNNOPE" Jack said only one second after she asked.

Mrs.Shanks sighed and said, "I don't believe you but today's lesson is very important so i don't have time."

She turned to the board and started out again but was stopped when a pencil hit her right on the head which caused her to turn out and yell out, "Jack go to detention with Jacob right now!"

Jack looked at her with a hurtful look and, "why do you think it was me?"

"I SAID GO!!" Mrs.Shanks yelled again.

Jack sat and smiled for a few seconds but soon put on mad face and screamed as load as he could, "THAT IS IT!!!! I HATE THAT YOU ACCUSE ME OF THIS SHIT FOR NO GOOD REASON!!" Jack got up knocking his desk over, which he snickered at, but soon went to angry mode again."WHY THE FUCK DO I PUT UP WITH SHIT!" He yelled out to a very surprise looking Mrs.Shanks,"I AM NOT STAYING IN THIS HELL HOLE ANY LONGER!!! I AM GOING TO LUNCH TO GET SOME GOTDAMN MEAT GOTDAMN MOTHER FUCKING LOAF!!" He said while running out the door as fast as he could.
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Jacob was walking down the looking as angry as ever when he heard the same voice from before.

"Hey man what happened in there?" Jack said in the in the most fake concerned voice he could muster.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED RETARD!" He yelled turning again to a smiling Jack which annoyed him to no end.

"Well yea I know that but you usually just ignore me."

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" Jacob yelled like a teenage girl who got just dumped. Jack immediately pick up on this,"Elizabeth shit can you huh?"

Jacob looked at Jack,"how the hell do you know?!"

"Well I saw her with that one dude on the football team! That was what i was going to tell during class but you went apeshit and stormed off!" Jack said still smiling.

"WAIT SHE WHAT! OH THAT BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL HER!" Jacob screamed for all to hear (which was Jack and the air).

"Oh shit probably should not have said that." Jack laughed,"Ok,ok, I know you're pissed but you shouldn't go to detention like that!"

"I am not going to detention! I am going home!" Jacob said while walking out the door to the parking lot.

"But...But...." Jack said in a puppy voice.

"NO!" Jacob yelled at him getting in his car.

"But..." Jack could only say again in a better puppy voice.

"I SAID NO!" He said almost in his car.

Jack stood and yelled out,"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME, WAS THAT ONE TIME A JOKE TO YOU!?! I LET YOU HAVE IT ALL!!!!!"

'Damn it' he thought and said, "fucking fine you can come, but don't get me in any sort of shit!" Jacob said slamming his car door.

"Hells yea, see you later shitlords!" Jack said quickly jumping in Jacobs car with a smile on his face. "Oh, and no promises!"

Jacob looked at him and shook his head while driving out of school.

"Okay good, now that THAT is out of the way let us get to business!" Jack said looking in his publix bag which he calls a backpack and took out a plastic bag out with a purple substance inside."Look what I got!"

"What the fuck is that!" Jacob said but was really thinking ' What the fuck is that!'

"I don't really know but some dude gave to me fo' free when i got some Orange Kusch from him!" Jack said while taking another plastic bag out which seemed to hold said Kusch.

"So it's weed." Jacob said looking at it with a puzzled look.

"That's what he told me!" Jack smiled.

"Dude I don't know about this stuff," Jacob turning on the radio which was playing 'Light my fire'.

"Listen I know it is weird but I got back up!" Jack stated while shaking another bag right next to Jacob.

"Fine fine, but what is it called?"

"Uh he said it was called 'Twilight Sparkle'." Jack said realizing just how stupid the name was but didn't care.

Jacob only laughed and thought to himself, 'where the hell does he get this shit at?'
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Jacob decided to skip going to his place and went to their usual smoking spot, and when I say usual smoking spot I mean a random spot deep in the woods that they could be alone and put on some tunes. They stopped and got out of the car and Jack brought his bong which he calls 'Ol Bongful'.

"You ready for this shit!?"

"Yea whatever i need to forget this day" Jacob said bringing out his bong which he calls 'his bong'.

"Good!" Jack said while giving Jacob to purple stuff which felt like weed.

Jacob looked at it for a second trying to see if there was "anything" special about it.'Well the damn thing is purple I think that is a little special!' he thought but was interrupted by a certain Jack yelling at him.

"I SAID ARE YOU READY SOLDIER!!" He said with a war face on trying to look mean.

"OK DAMN GIVE ME A CHANCE!" Jacob yelled quickly packing it in.

"ALRIGHT ON THREE!" Jack said with a huge smile.

"You still have that other stuff right?" Jacob quickly looking concerned.

Jack checked his pocket and soon said happily, "E YUP!"

"You got your phone on you too?" Jacob trying to prolong things.

"Yea man and you have your fancy iPhone!" Jack said which caused Jacob to find his iPhone in his pocket.

"Ok then lets do this." Jacob said shakily. He wanted to calm down but he thought there was something "off" about the stuff. He was about to say something else but was beat when Jack yelled out.

"ONE!"

"Uh I don't know about this."

"TWO"

"Why don't we just."

"THREE!!!!!!"

Jacob threw all cautions out the door and lit the purple substance while breathing in. He took on of the biggest hits of his life due to him just going for it. The smoke quickly went in his lungs and he started to feel nauseousness in his head. He breathed out to see nothing but purple smoke. It was so thick and it stayed around his head and wouldn't let him breath. Jacob began to panic and got up only fall down from lack of air. He tried yelling out but couldn't before he fainted.

Authors notes: This is were we finally see ponies! If there are any mistakes don't be afraid to tell me, I will answer and change!

'Damn it'

Jacob could only see black in his head while trying to realize what had happened.'Why am I such an idiot! Why am I in my head! Wait, how do I know i'm in my head! This is fucked up...'

Jacob just floated there for a couple seconds until a bright purple light flashed to his face.'Great, not this shit again!' He tried to run but gave up when he figured out that he couldn't move anymore.'I guess this is were I die!' Jacob thought looking into the light. The light got brighter and brighter until he had to close his eyes.

Jacob had awaken and opened his eyes to a blurry sight very vibrant colors. He heard yelling and tried to focus his sight only to fail. He heard the voice again...

"Hey asshole!!"

'Damn it' Jacob had just figured out who it was when his eyesight came into focus and saw a cartoonish looking Jack sitting by a cartoonish looking tree a few yard a way with big grin on his face.

"What's up sleeping beauty!?"

"Jack" Jacob said in a angry voice. "Where the hell are we?"

"What do you mean Jacob?"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I MEAN?! WHERE IN THE LIVING HELL ARE WE?! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A CARTOON?! DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?! WHAT WAS THAT STUFF YOU GAVE ME?! WHEN DID YOU WAKE UP?! WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!'

Jack thought for a few seconds (which was rare) and finally said, " To answer your questions: First, I don't know where we are. Second, I look like a cartoon cause I'm cute. Third, hell yea you look like one and don't look to shabby by the way. Fourth, I am going to guess that 'stuff' was laced with LSD so I think we are just tripping. Ugh Fifth, I woke up about thirty minutes before you did and spent my time freaking out for about fifteen minutes before I saw this here apple tree!" Jack pointed at the tree before continuing, "Lastly, I didn't want to wake you because I forgot."

Jacob just stood there for a minute trying to figure things out. He couldn't handle what he had heard and just sat down next to Jack. "I don't believe it. I won't believe it. "

"Well you better start believing in whatever this is because whatever it is, you're in it!"

"No i'm not going to!' Jacob burst out yelling in jacks ear.

Jack put a big smile on his face, put his arm around Jacob and said in his most fake stonerific voice, "dude you need to chill out. Look at all the pretty things around us man! I mean look at this apple, it's a fucking rainbow! Look at the trees, look at the grass, look at that horse looking thing over there!"

'Horse looking thing?' Jacob looked at what Jack was pointing at and saw a yellow horse walking towards them. "Oh shit!" He quickly pulled Jack into the bushes almost breaking his arm in the process.

"What the hell!?" Jack said holding his arm in pain.

"Listen! I don't know where we are and you sure as hell don't know where we are so i am not letting that thing see us!"

Jack looked at it again,"But it's cute!!!"

Jacob was now pissed off,"I don't fucking care I am not letting it see us!"

"Well I'm gonna talk to it!" Jack stated with a smile and ran out the bushes to the cute yellow horse thing.

"Stop!" Jacob tried to grab him while staying in the bushes but it was to late, Jack had already left in a B-line to it. 'Damn it, why hell do I try?'

Jack was running as fast as he could (which was not that fast) while yelling as load as he could, "HEY, YELLOW THING STOP!!"

He was about three fourths there when he noticed that it had wings on its side and it only stood about four and half feet tall. This caused him to stop yelling and he walked behind the what he now figured out was a pony. He stood looking at it for a second before finally yelling out stupidly. "Howdy yellow pony!"

"EEP!" The yellow winged pony squeaked and turned around to see six-foot four Jack looking down at her with a smile. When it saw him she froze right in place in fear.

Jack kept smiling, "You sure are cute!" He said and began to try to pet the pony but it started to whimper a little and he stopped. He saw that what he presumed was a she was scared and he began to try and calm it down if he could. He looked at her and bent down to eye level getting right to her face and saying in a very calm voice, "Hey now, no need to be scared of me I won't hurt you in anyway"

The yellow pony calmed down when hearing this and shuffled a bit before saying something in a barely audible voice, "W-What a-are y-y-you?"

"Holy shit you can talk!"

"EEP!' The yellow pony yelled again at this outburst.

"Oh crap sorry! Ponies don't usually talk where i come from ha." Jack was surprised by a talking pony with wings but got over it almost immediately when he figured he could have some fun with this timid pony.

The scared yellow pony backed up to a tree before Jack came back to and looked at her with a smile which surprised her again and made her give a squeak.

Jack walk over to the scared little pony and said in the same calming voice, "I'm sorry for scaring you I promise it won't happen again." He began to pet her mane slowly which she seemed to enjoy. He got up right up to her again which caused her to blush. Jack saw this and smiled, he leaned to her ear and whispered in a said in a seductive voice,"Now what is your name sweetheart?"

The little yellow pony who was as red as an apple said in a whisper, "F-f-fluttershy."

Jack put his forehead on hers and whispered, "That's a good name. Ok Fluttershy all i need you to do is sit down an relax..."
He looked right into her aqua eyes and gave a devilish smile before yelling like a made scientist ,"WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAINS!!"

Fluttershy turned from yellow to white and fainted right onto Jacks arms.....

That's chapter three! Remember if there are any mistakes please tell me! Thanks for reading this far and I hoped you like it cause there is more coming! Lilponytaters