Journal of the Cupcake Killer, Part 2
By Ace2401
Emotional support By Milesprower06

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June 12th
That was an awesome fantastically fantasteriffic prank! Silly Saddie Pie, you should know that knives can take a really long time to kill a pony after seeing my parties! Of course, I was the one who gave you the idea of using a knife, tee hee! It was SO FUNNY watching you try to commit suicide, there's no way I would have stopped that show until I had to! And the feeling of the knife going in, that was amazing. It felt SO GOOD! Maybe that was just because I was having so much fun watching though.The only thing that could have made it even better was popcorn, but you can't eat popcorn while you're just in somepony's head. It was a little sad when I had to stop the show and take over, but I couldn't let you leave our friends now, could I Saddie Pie? That really would be sad, and I can't let sadness take over! I have to stay happy to throw all my parties, whether they be my special parties or regular parties with lots of ponies. And if I couldn't throw parties, how would I stay happy?

June 23rd
It's that time of the month again! Let's see who gets to party with me today... Aha! Sparkler! Ooo... A unicorn! Now I'll be able to find out which kind of pony tastes the best! Though I'm not sure Cotton Cloudy would taste the same as an adult pegasus. Noi tasted pretty different form Carrot Top. Hmm... We'll just have to see-hee! Anyway, I better go give Sparkler her special party cupcake, complete with an extra ingredient for unicorns!

Unicorn Party!
That drug that keeps unicorns from using magic works SO WELL! When Sparkler woke up and couldn't use her magic when I began slicing into her flesh, she screamed the most delicious screams! Well, the most delicious screams until I sawed her horn off, the screams then were even better! Oh, slowly sawing through her horn and seeing her reaction has to be the most fun I've had so far! So fun, I think I'll have to make a necklace out of her horn to remember it! I think unicorn horns have extra sensitive nerve endings, since Sparkler seemed to be in more pain from that then from anything else I've done to anypony so far, and there was a thick clump of yellow spaghetti stuff in the middle of the horn that connected right into Sparkler's brain. It turns out that unicorns have a special clump at the front their brains for magic. And guess what? That brain clump even TASTES magical! It was so deliciouriffic, I couldn't even make myself save any for the cupcakes I'm going to make later! I did share some with Sparkler though, and she said it tasted good! She's little loopy though since I might have accidentally cut into the rest of her brain (which doesn't taste as good, but oh well), so I don't think she really knew what she was eating, or even where she is anymore. I wonder if that means I can do the harvest with out drugs!

Baking Time!
Well, that was interesting. While I was harvesting Sparkler's guts, she was fading both in and out off consciousness and in and out of reality. There were times where she would talk normally to me with me while I was removing her insides and setting them aside for later, and sometimes she would snap alert and start screaming as loud as she could! There was at least one time, when I was ripping out her stomach from her body, where she screaming and then suddenly stopped and asked me how I was feeling today. The whole time wasn't as fun as I had with Carrot Top, sometimes it was actually a little boring even though she lasted longer like I hoped since I didn't give her any drugs like I did Carrot Top. Guess I should be more careful when I mess with ponies brains! Oh well, the cupcakes I'm gonna bake now will be worth it!

June 30th
Hi Mr. Journal! I thought you might be getting a little lonely since Saddie Pie has been awfully quiet since that prank I pulled on her. I usually don't have anything to say now besides the times I write about my parties, but since you're getting lonely I thought I'd brighten up your day by telling you about how the decorations in my special party room are coming along! I thought the room could use some more decorations, since the innards of just four ponies isn't enough to really fill the room.

I went to the party and prank supplies store the other day, and I found a whole ton of fake pony skeletons! It's not as good as the real thing, but they really add something to the room! And I used some of the leftover skin from my previous party guests to make them party hats! They look so partyriffic! I also wanted to do something with all those organs I had lying around so I wondered what I was still missing but then I realized I needed BALLOONS! It's hardly a party without balloons, so I asked if I could buy one of the helium balloon inflators, but they said no, so I just came and took one in the middle of the night! Nothing will keep Pinkie from keeping her parties as fantastically perfectly partytastic as possible!

So anyway, I inflated all those stomachs and bladders I had sitting around and painted them all different colors. It isn't much for now, but I'll always get more! I'm so happy that my special party room is so much more festive!

Oh, and one more thing. Unicorns taste mostly the same as earth ponies (unicorns are a little bit less salty), but I think pegasi taste different, because Cotton Cloudy tasted different from Noi. I can't wait to taste an adult pegasus!

July 2nd
I had the funnest day with my friends today! Me and Rainbow Dash started the day by going around pulling some awesome pranks, and then the rest of the girls got together with Rainbow Dash and and we had a veggie burger barbecue party! We ate and played games and danced to some sweet jams and just had the best time together! And for desert, I brought some of my latest batch of special cupcakes! My friends all loved them too, and that made me SO HAPPY! I have the best bestest friends ever!

July 3rd
Oh dear, it seems that I'm already all out of my special ingredient! I guess I went through Sparkler super duper quick! That's okay, that just means I get to throw one of my special parties even sooner! Time to go draw a number!

Blues! The music stallion! Oh this is gonna be fun! It always seems that there aren't very many stallions in Ponyville. I'll just have to have extra fun with him then!

Music Stallion Party!
Ribs make great drumsticks! I thought since Blues' special talent is music, I'd get him to play some music for the party, so I gave him some drugs that let me open up his chest cavity without making him bleed out too super fast and tore out a couple of his ribs to use as drumsticks, and got some skulls lying around to use as drums! He kind of started screaming incoherently for a minute but I told him not to worry since I heard a doctor say once that ribs grow back. I also might have threatened to stab his eyes out with his own ribs if he didn't play me some music. That got him to play me some music! I even danced for a minute even though the wasn't very good. After he stopped I did tell him that if music really was his special talent, I hope he could play better than that, I mean come on! I was able to make better music by banging the ribs I took out against the ribs he still had inside of him! So I decided to stab out his eyes with his ribs anyway. It was hilarious when I told him I had eyes for him after that, ha ha ha!

After that, I decided to get dirty! Not the kind of dirty that means messy, these parties are always that kind of dirty, it's hard for them not to be when blood is getting everywhere! No, I mean the other kind of dirty! I figured since I was partying with a stallion, then why wouldn't I try having a different kind of fun with him? It was so fun and funny when I could tell Blues couldn't decide whether he should be screaming in pain or moaning with pleasure, tee hee hee!

Anyway, time for the last round!

Cupcakes!
That was so fun! Since Blues couldn't see anymore, I made sure to describe every detail of what I was doing to him. I was even able to let him feel his stomach after I ballonified it! All those guts, so fun! He lasted for a really long time, too! He didn't leave the party until I cut all his insides in half! Well, it's time to get baking! Blues gave me so much of my special ingredient that I think I'm going to have to throw a special dessert eating party just to use it all!

July 7th
I see why Saddie Pie always wrote in you journal, it's kinda fun telling you all about what I've been doing! So I threw a Super Duper Special Dessert Party for everypony in Ponyville that used up all of Blues, and it was so fun! The treats were all so delicious, and everypony loved them! Not that I was worried that ponies wouldn't like my treats because everypony always love my Pinkie Party Treats so I knew they would love my Super Duper Special Pinkie Pie Party Treats! Though I don't think anypony but me had them with hot sauce, but oh well!

I love partying with everypony! Big parties where I can party with everypony at the same time is almost as fun as my special parties with only one party guest! Speaking of my special parties, there are some ponies whose numbers I would love to see come up, like Bonbon, who always appreciates a good party treat and would make a sweet (get it? haha!) party treat herself, Doctor Whoof, who's an ACTUAL doctor (I mean, he's called a doctor so he must be a doctor, right?) and could totally tell me how good I am at my special party game, there's Colgate, the local dentist pony who's teeth would make such a pretty decoration in for my special party room, Derpy Hooves, because I wonder what makes her eyes cross all the time and I wonder if it's something I could find out by cutting open her eyes or something, oh, and my friend Vinyl Scratch who could totally tell me what kind of music to play for my special parties because I don't play any music at my special parties so I should fix that and it would be so fun to find a way to torture her with a stereo or a record player or a turntable something ! Whew, that's a lot of ponies I want to party with just off the top of my Pinkie head! I hope I can keep throwing my special parties forever and ever!

July 8th
I'm such a silly pony, I already need to collect more of my special ingredient for my special party treats! That party was SO WORTH IT though, I need to throw another Super Duper Special Dessert Party soon! Anyway, what was I doing? Oh yeah, drawing a number so I get to see who my party guest for tonight's special party is!

And the lucky pony is Ms. Tropical Storm! Now I'm gonna be able to find out what kind of pony tastes the best for sure! Time to prepare my party invitation!

Oooo Pegasus Wings are Oatmeal! Crazy!
First things first! Pegasus meat is the best! Especially meat from the wings! It's so yummy it's yummerific! Speaking of the wings, I've been seeing how they work using Tropical Storm wings! She's a pretty strong flier too, even though she's not nearly as strong a flier as Rainbow Dash, but then nopony is as strong of a flier as Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash is totally the best most awesomely amazing flier in Equestria! I hope she becomes a Wonderbolt someday!

But anyway, I sliced open her wings to take a look-see at them, and I found out that they are made of really tough muscle with that rubbery-not-quite-bone stuff instead of bones. What's that stuff called again? Oh yeah, cartilage! It's super flexible and super strong too, which I guess explains how pegasi can crash into stuff without breaking their wings! I thought that was weird at first, since I thought they would have hollow bones like birds (I even checked myself that birds have hollow bones) but they don't and I thought that didn't make sense with how they fly but then I saw that there is some sort of magic gland thing next to the wings that gives the wing muscles the power to fly and stuff! I tried to ask Tropical Storm about all that stuff because I thought she would know more about it since she's a pegasus, but she was to busy crying to talk to me, which I thought was kinda rude since I was asking her a question but oh well! Oh, and when you squeeze that magic gland, some really sweet and tasty liquid stuff comes out! And it makes Tropical Storm scream really loud, not that that's a bad thing!

After I had my fun I sewed the wings all back together, and them hacked them off with my butcher's knife so I could saved them and add them to my special party dress made from all my party guest's cutie marks I've been working on. But I'll talk more about that later, Tropical Storm is waking up after I accidentally let her lose consciousness from blood loss, so time for some more fun!

Om Nom Nom!
As my more fun version of that old saying about days and bits goes: Another party, another pile of pony guts! Hmm, that sentence doesn't make as much sense on paper as it did in my head. Oh well! Anyway, I had such a fun night! When Tropical Storm woke up, she started screaming and screaming about her wings, so I slashed her throat (not deep enough to kill her, of course, what would be the fun in that?) I didn't really do it because I thought her screaming was too loud, I don't mind that, I just did it because I thought it would be funny! And it was! Tropical Storm started making the silliest moaning and gurgling sounds I've ever heard, it was so hilarious I fell down laughing and was rolling around on the floor!

After that I decided to smash her hooves to pulp with a BIG hammer (hooves are tough!), then I slowly and probably painfully (tee hee!) skinned all of her legs and face. Ah, good times. That caused more bleeding than I thought it would, but nothing's wrong with making a little mess, especially when you don't have to clean it up!

I took my time dissecting Tropical Storm tonight, and every once in a while I'd take a break and just snack on her tasty flesh; it's so good I don't know how much I want to share! Oh, and a little fun fact for you Mr. Journal: Tropical Storm wet herself the most of any of my party guests so far. I guess she felt awfully stormy tonight! When I finally ripped out her bladder it was all empty and deflated. It looked kind of unhealthy, really. Not that it mattered any more, haha! Anyway, I got some cupcakes to bake, and I think I'm gonna make some punch out of the yummy wing gland stuff! Talk to you later my good friend Mr. Journal!

July 11th
HELP ME! I'M TRAPPED INSIDE MY OWN HEAD AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING SHE WON'T LET ME OUT AND I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME AND OH NO SHE'S NOTICED I'M IN CO

Silly me, I didn't mean to open my Journal! Me and my silly Pinkie Pie head!

July 19th
I got a visit from Twilight today! She didn't really have time to talk to me about any fun stuff though, which was kinda lame. She was just asking me about all the disappearances that have been happening in Ponyville the past few months, which I guess was funny, because all the ponies that have disappeared were all my party guests! Oh, don't worry, she doesn't know anything about my special parties, she was just asked to start investigating after two ponies disappeared the same week (oppsies, silly me!) so she said she was starting by just asking the ponies she trusted the most if they knew anything, and I didn't tell her anything of course because half the fun of my special parties is they are SURPRISE parties! I don't even get to know who's invited to the party until just before!

July 23th
My Pinkie head has had some weird Pinkie aches the past few days. It's like this crazy pounding feeling inside of my brain! It normally wouldn't bother me, but today it was bad enough that I had to take a break from work, and I can't make any of my special treats any good! How lame is that? I guess I'll wait to use the rest of Tropical Storm until I'm feeling better, because it's my Pinkie creed to make all of my treats as good as can be!

I was able to finish sewing together my party dress for my special parties though! It's made out of all the cutie marks of my previous special party guests sewed to a dark blue apron with a crescent moon on it since all my special parties take place at night, and I also attached Tropical Storm's wings to the dress since I think they really add that special something that makes the dress work! Oh, and I also decided to make a necklace out of Sparkler's horn. It's the best necklace ever! I'm so happy with my special party dress (it's fantastically fantasteriffic!), and I can't wait to more to it!

July 27th
I'm FINALLY over my headache today, which is great because it's time to throw a special party! Well it really was time like almost a whole week ago but that stupid mean old headache made it so I didn't feel any good! Isn't that so terrible Mr. Journal? Anyway, time to draw a number!

YAY! Colgate! I remember thinking a few weeks ago what fun it would be to invite her to one of my special parties! Oh, and I would love to have her teeth as a decoration for my special party room since her teeth are so pretty since she's Ponyville's local dentist pony! Well, better go invite her, don't want the party to start too late!

Dentist Party!
As much fun as it was cutting off Sparkler's horn after she was awake, I decided to try something new since I love trying new things so I cut off Colgate's horn before she woke up so I could see her reaction when she woke up without a horn! What happened was kinda a funny story: So there I was wearing my new party dress and sucking on her horn (horn marrow is super duper tasty!) when she woke up, and the first thing she said when she woke up was "Is it Nightmare Night already?"
I think she was feeling a bit funny since the drugs I gave her probably hadn't worn off yet but she's used to that feeling since she hangs out with Berry Punch a lot, so I told her, "No silly, Nightmare Night isn't for like three more months! You hang out with Berry Punch too much!" After I said that she said something about a really bad headache that was getting worse and then she realized she couldn't move. After that I think it finally hit her where she was a what was going on and then she screamed and screamed and screamed! I think most of all that was her head hurting since her head must've realized that her horn was gone after she saw me sucking the marrow out of her horn!

After that, I went straight to work! Since Colgate is a dentist, I thought I may as well ask how pony meat is on the teeth, so I got out my scalpel and cut a nice chunk of meat out of Colgate's shoulder for her to try. When she wouldn't eat it at first, I literally shoved it down her throat! She threw it up right after though, so I decided we needed to try again with a new piece of meat from the other shoulder. I think Colgate figured what she need to do after that, since she chewed and swallowed the meat like a good girl! In fact, she only gaged like twice when she swallowed it! I even got her to suck on her horn to taste her horn marrow, though she was crying like a little filly the entire time, and when I asked her what all that does to the teeth, she only whimpered, which was lame because I was really wondering if pony meat does anything weird to pony teeth but my teeth have been fine so I guess it doesn't matter. Still, since she didn't tell me I decided to get out a drill (not a dentist's drill though sadly) and drilled her tongue until all it was was a bloody gooey mess, which I made her swallow too, tee hee! If she wasn't going to use it, what was the point of keeping it? It was so much more fun doing that than listening to her whimpering! Except she passed out after that, but that just gives me time to tell you all about it Mr. Journal!

YAY More Unicorn Brain Goodies!
Yum! This stuff is SO GOOD! Oh, right, I need to tell you how the rest of my party went! After she woke back up again, I told her that since her teeth are so pretty, I want to give them their own special spot among all my party decorations, and that I'd like her to help me pick a spot where everypony that comes to party with me can see her pretty teeth! She kinda struggled, but after I got her mouth pinned open, I took my scalpel and started trying to cut out the teeth and gums from her jaw, but that just wasn't working so I had to get out the hacksaw to saw almost her entire mouth out of her face! It was kind of a messy procedure since the hacksaw kept getting stuck, and I had to go through like 3 adrenaline shots just to keep her awake through the pain! It was worth it though, even though I don't think Colgate was thinking very hard about where to put her teeth (well, really the entire lower part of her face, since I wanted to keep her teeth attached to her jaw-hinge!), she just kinda nodded her head to whatever I said.

After that, I could tell Colgate probably wasn't going to last much longer with how much she was bleeding, so I decided to get on with harvesting Colgate's guts. Being the ever curious Pinkie pony that I am, I asked all sorts of questions about bodily fluids and teeth! They all had to be yes or no questions, since I kinda cut out her entire mouth, so I had ask things like whether or not stomach acid can dissolve teeth and if you could use pony intestines to floss. I couldn't tell whether she was answering yes or no, since all she ever did was flop her head around. Oh well!

Now, what treats should I bake her in? Oh, I know! Sugar free! I normally don't like sugar free treats, but since she's a dentist and dentists say not to eat too much sugar how could I not make her into something sugar free?

August 5th
Remember those crazy headaches I was having a while ago? Now they're back, and even WORSE than before! I feel like something's trying to break out of my skull... I'm going to go lay down.

Wait... what's that sound? Am I going crazy?