"I am Angel and I want to guide you two on your adventure, I'll mark Frostburn Canyon on your map."

"What are you?", Twilight said.

"I am an AI made to take charge of the echo system."

"Why are you helping us?", I said.

"I want to help you keep Jack out from destroying the echo system."

As the sky turned black we decided that it was the best time to go to find Roland at the Firehawk's lair.

We walked over to Marcus's place and I slammed my money right in front of Marcus, "Lets go shopping."

Firearms: Maliwan LMG (M240B) w/ shock E., bipod, vertical fore grip, flash suppressor, and Holographic sight, Vladof Carbine (A-91) w/ tactical fore grip, laser sight, and Kobra sight, Bandit semi-pistol (CZ75) w/ corrosion E., Vladof RPG w/ fire E and Jakobs sawn-off double barrel shotgun.

Melee: same

Equipment: Vladof Molotov Cocktail grenade mod, 4 grenades, and 3 health syringes

Appearance: same

Action skill upgrade: Skits now replaced with quadruplet legs, drone can walk on walls and ceilings.

Firearms: Daul Assault rifle (M416) w/Angled fore grip, ACOG, and Heavy Barrel, Hyperion semi-auto sniper (M110) w/ 8x scope and bipod, Jakobs w/ .500 cal revolver w/ fire-E., Vladof SMG (P90) w/ laser sight and Slag E.

Melee: Katana w/ Chidori shock mod, 10 shuriken, and tanto

Equipment: Kunai slag grenade mod, 4 grenades, and 3 health syringes.

Action skill: same.

"Thanks for your time guys.", Marcus said as he cashed in from us.

With over $70,000 left total, we headed to the outskirts of Sanctuary and onto our runner.

The entrance to the canyon was crawling with hostiles across a bridge.

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER."

, Twilight said as I floored the gas pedal on my runner and,

BANG BOOM

Twilight's missiles sent a lot of limbs flying and on fire, we got out with our assault rifles and fired at the stragglers.

Once they were all killed we put fresh ones in our guns , "Move.", I said and gestured.

We walked for about what felt like 15 minutes and soon enough we were at Frostburn Canyon. There was a fast travel station and a couple vending machines by the way we came in.

"Need anything", I said.

She bought some extra ammo for her M416, "I am good now."

"For some reason the bandits are attacking the Firehawk, I wonder what has given them confidence."

I said to Twilight, "I think this only further suspect our theory.".

"Let's see if its correct."

We were at a fork in the trail and we saw a body impaled on a wall with his arm pointed to the right and a wing below it.

"Let's make a right.", she said as she pointed a hoof to the sign.

"Let's kick some ass.", I took out my drone with my M240B on it. It made its way along the walls of the canyon_taking point.

We took cover as soon as we saw some bandits: some with flamethrowers, some psychos with flaming heads, and some that are the size of a big bullymong. The whole Frostburn Canyon seemed to a be a complex of canyons and caves as we kept getting closer to the bandit camp.

Twilight took out her Hyperion sniper and took aim from a small hill while I went in.

BANG!

Twilight shot a gas tank on one of the pyros' back, the tank exploded and lit three other nomads nearby on fire.

Both me my drone fired at the bandits.

BANG! DING!

Twilight shot a goliath's helmet off and under the mask came out a snake-like skull from a hole, it turned red and turned on his friends.

"FUUUCKKKK YOU GUYS AAAAHHHHHHHH", the goliath got bigger and bigger as it tore limbs and heads off his foes, he seemed to not feel any pain from the bullets his big bulky body took.

Our laughs from their own misfortune was ruined when the goliath jumped at my spot, I rolled to the right and was fortunate for him to miss me.

"I'LL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!", he tried to punch me when,

BANG AAAAHHHHHH

...he got shot in the arm.

He looked up to see my girl in the air with her electric katana looking pissed at the goliath.

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DE-", he was cut off when a full katana blade was shoved down his throat_killing him instantly.

She lend me a hoof, "Are you alright?"

I held her hoof and kissed it., "I am fine.".

She cocked her SMG "ready?"

I cocked my Carbine as my little drone continued to do its job at taking out shields and electrocuting guys to death, "Lets fuck shit up!"

Twilight went up to a running flaming psycho and put her hind hooves around his neck, and I swear I could see the psycho blush.

SNAP!

She snapped his neck while I shot a nomad in the face with my carbine.

I ran up a wall and jumped off to get a good shot at another nomad with my corrosive pistol while Twilight did it on an opposite wall with her's too simultaneously, we then karate kicked a goliath in the stomach and then I used my shotgun on him_blowing out his entrails.

Back-to-back our assault rifles we killed the rest in the area and saw that the next FireHawk sign pointed into a cave.

Still back-to-back and a lot of stamina left, "Clear!", she said.

"Clear!", I replied.

My little drone teleported into my inventory and I took out my LMG, while Twilight had her Assault rifle and we were off into the cave. The cave led into a bottle neck that revealed even more bandits that were fighting off insectoid creatures that looked like hybrids of a Spider and an Ant. One Spiderant came this way, Twilight did a round house kick to the face of the spiderant and sent it flying backwards and falling, then Twilight jumped after it and stabbed it in the abdomen_killing it instantly.

"I knew from reading insectology that would be your weakness."

Two more spiderants of smaller size came at me from behind and I turned to give them each a shot with my double barrel. I loaded in two fresh shells after. Twilight caught a spiderant mid-air and tore it's abdomen from it's body with her bare hooves.

I vaulted over some rock to shoot some bandits on the other side and throw a tomahawk at a nomad. I stabbed a goliath in the chest with my bowie knife. Twilight ran up to psycho, pinned him down and tore out his throat with her teeth (gruesome I know!). With her mouth covered in blood she returned fire with her SMG_killing two more nomads. Twilight threw a kunai at a group of bandits and stunned them while I blew them away with my Maliwan LMG. For the last phycho bandit, she gravity jumped with her magic and,

SLASH!

,her katana spilt him down in the middle.

"We are a dangerous couple.", I said.

She licked the blood off her lips and kissed me on the lips, "I know right?".

Another Firehawk sign led up some stairs and another one across a natural overpass.

Suddenly two mutated BIG psychos with pipes came at us. One of the psychos ran swung at Twilight and missed, stuck in the ground_Twilight ran up the pipe and,

SLASH!

his head came clean off.

I grabbed the other psycho's pipe and stabbed him in the chest with it. We ran some more and came across another spiderant whose armor who looked super thick in comparison to other spiderants.

We both fired at it with our fully automatics but with no prevail it charged at us so we rolled in different directions.

The spiderant looked towards me,

BANG!

The spiderant dropped straight to the ground revealing Twilight blowing the barrel of her .500 calibre revolver, "Don't you hurt my boyfriend.", she said as she spun holstered her weapon.

We saw another Firehawk sign that led straight towards a complex of pipes, platforms, a fire pit and well, more bandits. I took out my drone with my LMG on it and I made it go upside down on a pipe overlooking the bandits. We ran in with our rifles and began shooting. Twilight's holographic clone ran through the nomad's fire but the real Twilight was in the air above, threw a kunai bomb at the middle one and they all got stunned while Twilight shot them with her rifle. A goliath had no idea that it was getting barraged by electric shocks by my drone above while I shot the shield-less with my carbine.

Twilight ran on the pipe my drone was on dodging bullets and jumped at a psycho and slashed his head off down below. She then took out her SMG while I helped her with the slagged ones from a platform above with my rifle. I threw a molotov cocktail down there and burned alive several goliaths and bandits that weren't immune to fire. I jumped down and we were shooting again back-to-back with her SMG and my rifle.

"Let's keep moving.", Twilight said.

"Affirmative".

We were next to the blip on the map and Angel spoke,

"This is the Firehawks lair: be careful friend, there are bound to be traps everywhere."

We saw a badass psycho charge towards us from the hideout. Suddenly he was flamed from a pipe in the wall, and yelled, "OH I CAN TASTE MY OWN MELTING FLESH!"

"See traps be careful"

"We will.", Twilight said.

BANG!

Twilight blew the head off of the burning psycho with her pistol.

"This should be easy, I think we have learned this sort of thing from Sir Hammerlock.", Twilight said.

I cracked and stretched my various limbs and breathed, "Let's do this."

"GO!'

It wasn't so bad trying to flip over flames and slide under them. It was almost like our parkour training.

We came across a narrow bridge with spikes down below, "That is a long way down.", Twilight said as she ran across the incredibly thin bridge, "Easy", Twilight said.

I did the same and we ran into a room with two vending machines. We patched ourselves up with our syringes and bought more. We also refilled all our ammo and we saw some two muscular guys trying to shoot somebody in some kind of control room with monitors everywhere. Suddenly they were engulfed in a fire ball and a girl with pink hair appeared in the center of the explosion.

"Sup", she said as she collapsed on the floor.

"Um hello?", I said.

"Hey names Lilith aka. Firehawk, I am with the raiders like you."

"So your this Firehawk guy we have been searching for, so what is with the role-playing here?", Twilight said.

"I keep the bandits in line so Roland can focus on taking out Jack.", Lilith said.

"I knew you were friends with Roland!", I said.

"How did you figure out that?"

Twilight took out a tape and threw it next to Lilith, "We found this in Roland's safe."

"What's with the talking unicorn and you sounding so young?"

"Long story, we are Vault hunters and by the way where's Roland?", Twilight said.

"Can you help me up first, lots of internal bleeding."

"Hold still.", I jammed a needle in to her thigh, she got up and said, "Thanks, I need a pick me up, get me some eridium will ya, I should have some in one of my strong boxes back there."

I nodded and gestured to Twilight, she nodded and opened a box with an eridium nugget inside she gave to Lilith.

Lilith took it with two hands and absorbed it into her body. She glowed purple and back to normal (if you call that normal) again.

"So.", Twilight paused, "about Roland?"

"Oh he isn't here Bloodshots grabbed him when he was cocky, bloodshots never came after me this hard and-"

BOOM!

A vent exploded behind her and we all turned to look at it.

"SHE IN HERE GET'EM!"

"Now the real fun begins, I'll see if I can't phase blast a few of them for ya.", in a flash she disappeared.

"Wow there is magic in this world."

"I have seen it all.", I replied as we both got out our rifles and cocked them.

Psychos began to pour out of the vent and run at us.

"Lets save our ammo.", she said as I got out my tomahawk and bowie knife while she got out her katana.

The hordes of psychos split and surrounded us. We were at each others backs yet again. It was so silent that you could hear a pin drop. The psychos began to close in but then we made a sudden move and they flinched back a bit. We smirked at their fear.

"This is going to be fun", Twilight said as she turned on the battery of her katana and it lit up in a beautiful purple array of lighting

"Let's kick some ass."

One psycho came at me, but then I took Twilight and threw her over my back and,

SLASH! "AAAAAHHHHH, I like you."

Twilight cut the hatchet arm off the the blood spilled everywhere as the psycho screamed in pain and fell to the floor with his silly last words.

Another bandit came from behind Twilight and was splited in the head with my tomahawk.

They all came at us then,

"SUP!"

BOOM!

Excluding us, the psychos in front lit on fire from the center of the crowd with us not harmed. We now were at a back-to-back-to-back with Lilith. Minutes later it turned into a blood bath as we all went in different directions and killed all the psychos in a fury blood bath of stabbings, incinerations, and decapitations. A badass psycho came from the vent and ran after me,

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

His chest was full of bullet holes from Twilight's rifle.

BOOM!

Bandits with guns came out of a completely different vent and some jumped from out of nowhere and onto our platform. We loaded in fresh magazines into our rifles.

I laid down my drone and it shot at their shields. With us two behind cover we fired at the shield-less_taking most of them down. Twilight took out her SMG while I took out my corrosive pistol and melted their faces off with the acid.

I saw the platform that led out of here and hatched an idea with my thermite charge.

As the bandit s kept pouring in, I took out my thermite charges and threw them all over the control platform, "Let's go!"

Lilith teleported us and we were on the smaller platform.

She echoed us "Sorry about that, I am back at Sanctuary and you'll have to walk back, but anyways blow them to hell!"

I hit the detonator.

BOOM!!

The whole hideout fell into the abyss down below as well as the other bandits.

"WOOOOO!!"

"YEEEAAAAHHHHH!", Twilight said as we high hoofed/fived.

~Mission complete~

Blake: kills 101

Twilight: kills 98

"Let's head back to the fast travel."

At the command center me, Twilight and Lilith were talking at the holographic strategy table.

Yawning I asked first, "Do you have any idea they are keeping Roland?"

"If I know the Bloodshot leader well: he is probably ransoming Roland in a cell at this dam.", Lilith put the coordinates on our echo maps.

"Why are the bandits attacking Sanctuary?"

"Roland kicked them out of here and now they want this place back."

"I guess that is where we are heading next.", Twilight yawned, "But I think we should rest up a bit first don't ya think?"

~HQ, vault hunter's room~

We took off our gear with my pants and shirt on. She pushed me onto the bed with her on top.

"Sup?", Twilight said

"That is trademarked.", she giggled as we both looked into our eyes.

She leaned in and kissed me on the lips and I returned by pushing my tongue into her's.

I took off my all my clothes as we both got into bed together with her still on top.

She put a hoof on my bare chest, "Hold on.", she got under the sheets and took hold of my erect cock down there.

"Ooooh!", I said as she put the dick in her mouth and licked it on the side. She then deep throated the thing and swallowed the cum that came out later.

She then crawled towards me and sat on my thigh just above my crotch, saying nothing, she carefully inserted the cock into her vagina while I butt-grabbed her cutie marks. It was a pleasure for her to move her butt up and down against my thighs. The warmth of our combined body heat and the insulation of the blankets really made it more hot. Up and down she went while she put her fore hooves on my chest for leverage.

"OH OH AAH.", she orgasmed.

"Oh man.", I also orgasm as the walls of her vagina squeezed my penis. I still can't believe I have a unicorn as a girl friend, 'Sweet, my friends are going to be jealous', I thought.

"OH OH I think I am going to cum!", Twilight said as the muscles in her butt twitched.

"Oh man that was fucking awesome as always.", we made a hoof bump and Twilight released the penis and she fell onto the side of the bed. We kissed some more_pushing her tongue into mine's and feeling my canines and the walls of my cheek.

"I love you forever Twilight."

"Aww.", Twilight made a tear, "I'll love you forever too Blake."

The lights were out and we kissed some more and we were out with us hugging each other.