KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

We both woke up in the same position the next morning to a knock on the door.

"Coming!", Twilight said as we both went up to the door.

It was Lilith, "Hey I see you two are-", she paused with widened eyes.

She continued, "You are not a couple are you?"

"Why yes we are, we became one when we learned how to survive together.", I put a hand on her shoulder.

"Where are you from anyways?"

"I know this will sound crazy but we came from totally different dimensions of our own and we are trying to find the Vault to see if it will take us back to her world."

"Oh I see."

"We trained under Sir Hammerlock and now we are black belts, I am a one-stripe and she here is a two-stripe, don't mess with her."

"Wow you are sure a badass couple, well get ready because you are going to fetch Roland for me and I'll take care of Sanctuary while you are gone."

We put on our clothes, "Let's go Blake.", Twilight said.

"The dam's entrance is guarded by a gate so you are going to need a honk to get in, in Three horns valley, I recommend changing up because it will get hot down there."

"Lets see what Marcus and Zed has.", I said as we got our $100,000 in raiding money.

Blake Loadout:

Firearms: Daul LMG (QBB-95) w/ shock E., Holo sight, ergo grip, and bipod, Vladof Assault rifle (KH 2000), w/PK-A 3.4x scope, Heavy barrel, and folding grip, Tediore shotgun (SPAS-12) w/ corrosion E., Daul semi-pistol (M9), Daul rocket launcher (SMAW).

Appearance: Sunglasses, desert-camo bandana over nose, desert-camo desert hat, my olive green slick jacket, woodland-camo pants, and woodland camo boots

Twilight's Loadout:

Firearms: Daul Carbine (G53) w/ potato grip, RDS, and flash suppressor, Jakobs .500 revolver w/ fire E., Vladof bolt-action rifle (SV98) w/ 8x scope, bipod, straight pull bolt, and slag E., Hyperion SMG UMP-45 w/ corrosion e., Kobra sight, and laser sight.

Appearance, leather wardrobe w/ tall collar. and Japanese Kasa with a tiny hanging bell on it.

"Ready to go Twilight?"

"Ready!".

I made a woodlands-camo runner with a M2 .50 cal on it and we were off to Three Horns Valley.

We drove up to the gate to find no signs of life, and a sign says, "Honk 2 Enter."

Twilight broke the silence, "Looks like nobody's home, honk your horn."

HONK HONK!

A voice sounded on the echo"Alright Alright come in."

The gate opened but came to an abrupt stop half way when a different voice came online: "HOLD IT IDIOTS! They don't look like one of our technicals..."

"DRIVE!", Twilight yelled.

"They are here for our hostage GET EM!'"

As we drove away we were chased down across a bridge by two hostile bandit trucks.

As we drove,

"I'm on it.", Twilight said while she shot down one of the runners and it exploded, the same with the other one and o boy that was a close one.

I contacted Lilith on the echo

"Lilith, our honking and entering didn't work, any plan B?"

"I know of a mechanic named Ellie in The Dust, she is a brother of Scooter and I'll send you the coordinates, she'll help you get a better suitable vehicle."

"Alright Blake out."

Twilight spoke, "It looks like The Dust is up this highway."

"Let's go.", I floored the pedal and we were off.

~The Dust~

The Dust was a completely different place from Three Horns it was sand dunes and massive sharp rocks coming out of the ground for miles.

"Looks like this is the Dust.", I said.

"Really lives up to its name."

I saw an air craft flying towards us.

"Aircraft 12 o' clock."

Twilight cocked her .50 cal, "I see it."

It launched missiles and machine gun bullets at us but the pilot was killed by the .50 cal.

CRASH! BOOM!

,the buzzard went.

"Yeah that was fun."

"Oh yeah!", Twilight put her hooves in the air.

I looked at my map again, "Looks like Ellie's is over here."

~Ellie's~

We drove up into the middle of a junkyard and found an apparent obese lady arguing with a guy in a car in some giant metal box. The metal box closed in on the guy inside.

The guy spoke, "I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOUR FAT ASS WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE."

The woman mocked, "Sorry, what was that? Ya gotta speak up!"

CRASH

The ceiling of the metal box crushed the car and the driver.

"Heh, that was Awesome.", she looked towards us, "Oh howdy I didn't see you there.".

We had our mouths still open from the experience, we closed them back up and I spoke,

"Um you are Ellie correct?"

"Why yes ah' am, what can I do you for?"

Twilight spoke, "We need a vehicle that looks like what the bandits use."

"Oh I have one with the driver still insi- oh dammit.", she sighed,

"Oh no worries', we can scavenge some new parts from the bandit cars out there."

"Sound like a plan, names Blake and this here is Twilight."

"Oh wow a unicorn how lovely, anyway just go and hijack a bandit car so we can get it into the catch-a-ride system and you'll be good to go."

"Do you know where we can get one?", Twilight asked.

"There's a bandit camp not too far from here that is holding a lot of various vehicles, just steal one and bring it back here.", she put in the coordinates into our echos.

"Alright see ya!", I said and we turned around and we were out of the junk yard.

For six miles we were just flirting and talking with each other until we were near our destination, I put on the desert camo on my runner and we went prone over a sand dune to get a good look at the place through our binoculars. There were huge abandoned Daul doors with the vehicles under rags in the front as well as a whole mess of bandits walking on patrol. The place was littered with abandoned cars, couches, dumpsters, and many other pieces of cover.

"Let's give them a welcome party, shall we?", I cocked out my QBB-95

"I am right behind you Blake!", she cocked her G53 carbine.

BANG BANG BANG

We fired and Twilight took out a few while I put out my little drone with my QBB-95 on it. I took out my rocket launcher and blew away a whole camp filled with bandits and another at a vehicle that burned two more. We took cover and noticed we had more Buzzards heading to the area.

Twilight took out her sniper rifle, "I got this."

BANG

Twilight's sniper bullet hit the pilot in the head sending it and its reinforcements down into the ground.

"I got the other one.", I shot a rocket at the buzzard and it went down in a furry of smoke.

We slid to some a near-by dumpster for cover to have our shields recharged. We rounded the dumpster on each end to get a shot at the bandits my corrosive shotgun and with her UMP 45.. Faces and bodies dissolved as I shot acid everywhere with my SPAS-12. Twilight jumped on my shoulders to get a clear shot from above the dumpster. Twilight jumped on the dumpster and onto a small building to get a higher view of the area with her Daul G53. The sound of bodies were dropping as she and I stacked the kills.

"GRENADE OUT!", she shouted as she threw a kunai bomb at a goliath's feet.

BOOM!

"I got him!", I shouted as I shot the slag-covered goliath with my Vladof KH 2000 as it fell to the ground face-first with bullets in his chest. I threw my tediore shotgun at a group of enemies and they simply dissolved from the explosion's acid. They screamed as we just laughed at their misfortune. Twilight then jump off a building with her shocking katana and sliced through a shield and a whole nomad vertically. She then dual wielded her .500 cal revolver and Maliwan corrosive UMP 45. and killed two more nomads on opposite sides of her. She hostlered those and went to cover to put a fresh magazine in her H&K G53.

My drone returned to my digital inventory and put a fresh magazine in my Dual QBB-95. We then shot the last Goliath with our assault rifles from different angles

~Mission Score:~

Blake: 34 kills

Twilight: 48 kills

Despite having a few vehicles intact we were curious to see what was behind the Daul doors.

"Wanna check this out?", I pointed to the massive Daul garage door.

"Sure could be something of use and they sure did put a lot of guards out here.", Twilight said as we walked up to the door right beside the garage door. Twilight used an illumination spell and we investigated. Right in the center of the room stood something massive under a blanket.

We looked at each other grinning and then we both pulled the covers off and we could not believe our eyes.

IT WAS A FUCKING TANK!.

It looked like a woodland-camo version of an M1 Abrams with multiple lights on the front and the turret of the fucker had a fucking minigun!

"Oh my fucking Celestia, is this what I think this is?"

"Yes that is the tank I was talking about way back when we were first in bed."

"Looks like we don't have to honk and enter, we can say: "FUCK YOU AND SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS!" and enter!", Twilight said loudly and I laughed.

"Well, let's see if this works."

I went in and the controls were holographic and surprisingly simple in comparison to a modern one, I started the engine.

"Come in!"

She hopped in a seat by me and she spoke, "You sure you know how to drive this thing?"

"Seems really simple and the buttons and all labeled to make it easy, now how to we open the door?"

"Fuck doors.", she pressed the firing button.

BOOM!

The explosion made a hole in the door and out of the smoke we were off.

"WOOOOOO!"

"Let's see what they think of this!", Twilight said.

"Wanna drive?"

"Sure", we switched seats and soon enough she seemed to get the hang of it,"Wow, your right this is easy!"

An armored van and two escort bandit vehicles behind him were driving along a road to deliver some goods out in the desert.

He spoke out on the ECHO, "Very Valuable ordinates here: stay away unless you want to get bla-", he noticed something coming on his left, "HOLY SHIT!".

At a very high speed, a tank ran into him_knocking over the van. The tanks barrel turned right and aimed at the bandit vehicle on the left.

BOOM

The vehicle exploded and launched straight into the air_incinerating all four inside.

The tank aimed at the other and the driver's response was, "Oh fuck m-",

BOOM

The same happened to the other vehicle.

"Let's do this.", I said as me and Twilight backed up our tank and cocked our assault rifles.

"Whatever is in there, it has to be pretty good.", she said as she flip jumped after me.

Me and Twilight ran up to the back on the toppled van. Twilight took out her .500 Cal Revolver and aimed it at the bottom handle,

BANG

"Ow!", a lone survivor said as he crawled out with a piece of glass in his leg and a bruised head.

"Get up!", Twilight said as she kicked the side of his head.

Too scared to say anything, he got up on his feet.

"W-why?"

"It is a robbery dumb-ass, now walk!", I said as I cocked my M9 and put it in his face.

He nodded and he walked limply out into the desert.

"Oh yeah first heist and holy shit eridium, nice!" Twilight said after I pulled out a black case and she kicked it to open a lone crate.

I saw the survivor in the distance, "Can you hit him this far?"

She took all the eridium and cocked her SV98, "You bet."

She held her breath, looked down the scope and,

BANG

With Ellie's jaw hanging open I spoke from sitting on the tank.

"SOOOO do you like it?"

"Where the hell did you get that?"

Twilight popped her head from the cockpit, "We found this at the area we were going to, we changed our minds and decided to blast our way into the bandits hideout."

"Sorry to give your hopes up but I can't fit that into the catch-a-ride system but you can go ahead!"

We drove off "wooing".

"Let's fuck shit up!", Twilight said as she drove with me holding the minigun in the pot hole, upon closer inspection I found out that the minigun had a small shield through it.

"Here we come Roland!", I said as I held the minigun firmly in my hands.

~Dam entrance (7:00PM)~

With the words "Fuck you!" painted in white near the base of the barrel, Twilight honked the horn in front of the gate.

The opened and the Bandit's leader echoed in, "Ok you can le- oh YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!"

"Knock knock.", Twilight said as she pressed the firing button.

BOOM

"Where the fu- IT'S THEM AGAIN KILL THEM!"

,The gate blew open, and Twilight drove and we were now at the center of the courtyard with guns pointed at us when I was on the top saying,

"SAY CHEESE!", I said as I the barrels turned and

RATATATATATATATATATATA!

The enemies bullets bounced off the tank as Twilight switched to the machine guns while I obliterated everyone with the minigun and the chainsaw noise just drowned out all the other noises. We were an unstoppable metal killing machine. I noticed that there was a Draw Bridge that separated the us from the inside of the dam.

"Get em' Darth Maul!"

The bridge lowered and as it did, crows came flying out and a figure with a shield jumped infront of the tank, he pointed at us and he showed off his shield had 3 midgets on it. The bridge closed back up.

The shielded nomad spoke, "YOU SHALL NOT PA-!"

BOOM!

He and his midgets were blown away by the tanks main gun.

We laughed and Twilight said, "Nice entrance dude."

RATATATATA!

I fired at the ropes holding the bridge and it fell right in front of us.

"Let's make entrance shall we?", Twilight said.

I turned the barrels on the minigun as a "yes" as she drove into the dams entrance.

~One minute later.~

RATATATATA

BOOM

"HA HA HA HA HA HA", Twilight laughed psychotically with her pupils shrunk as we went through wall after, wall, bandit, after bandit, shield after shielded bandit.

The inside of the damn was tight for the tank but the walls were crushed and smashed through.

RATATATATATA

I used the minigun the kill hostiles on the side while Twilight used her machine guns and main gun on her gun to clear out the front of any enemies.

We heard the bandit leader on the radio, "$100,000 for Roland, hello? Is this thing on?"

Our tank was red from the blood and on the kill streak until,

"SHIT!".

"What's wrong?"

"The tank is disabled from taking too much damage!"

We were a quarter away from where Roland is.

"Lets go on foot.", I said as I pumped my Tediore corrosive SPAS-12

Twilight reloaded her H&K UMP .45, "I'm right behind you.", she jumped and flipped out of the cock pit after me.

With the Tank and everyone dead in the room, we moved forward.

"Check your corners.", she said as we went down a hallway.

We spotted a jail cell with a shielded with a midget attached to his shield and a group of psychos by a table.

I shot the shield of the shielded nomad but with no effect but,

STAB!, the Nomad collapsed and dropped the shield.

Twilight used her substitution and cloak to get behind the nomad and stab him while he is distracted. Twilight then did a twirl with her sword and took out all the psychos with one slash of her katana.

"That's my girl."

"Thanks and let's find Roland in this piece of shit."

We moved down the halls of cells and at the end was no other than Roland.

He sat on a bed and looked up at us.

"Oh your the Vault hunters and er-.", he said as he looked at the unicorn

"Long story.", Twilight said.

"Let's get out of he-.", I continued.

BOOM!

A hyperion robot busted through the wall of Roland's cell, he raised his hand to stop us from firing.

"This will just take a second."

He used his whole body to quickly football ram the robot into the ground, another robot came in. He ripped out something blue from the first loader and threw it at the second robot_blowing up the loader. But then a bulldoser loader came in and rammed into Roland. Seemingly unconscious, the last loader that came in went up to him but was in for a surprise when he took the assault rifle of the 2nd loader and shot it to pieces.

"Well.", Panting he got up and faced us with us impressed, "Now with that out of the way-"

"LOOK OUT!", Twilight said when suddenly a huge machine with a huge eye used blue energy beams to grab Roland.

"Vault Hunter, you gotta stop this thing!"

"ROLAND!", I said as I tried desperately to open the doors but it was inevitable when Roland was taken away in a cage made out of blue energy beams.

"And that is how Handsome Jack pays ransoms, no time no see Roland!"

A bot suddenly ran up the door, stopped and was about to explode.

"MOVE.", Twilight pulled me back in time.

BOOM.

The cell door was broken open leaving it enterable.

"We gotta get to Roland, before they get away.", I said as I took out my Corrosive SPAS-12.

"Let's go.", Twilight put a fresh mag into her UMP .45, she patted the magazine, and cocked it.

The loaders we faced out side fighting the bandits, were no match for our corrosive weaponry. They melted like lava touching metal as we fired behind cover. I blind fired mine while Twilight aimed with hers.

"These pieces of shit aren't so bad.", Twilight said as she deflected some bullets and stabbed a robot in the eye.

I kicked a loader down and shot a few more behind it with my Shotgun, "Handsome Jack should get a refund.", I chuckled to myself as I pulled out my Daul M9 and shot a bandit in the head and shot a few more at a robot's eye.

"Hey look what I can do.", Twilight said and I looked, she electrified a robot by stabbing it in the chest and throwing it at the last group of loaders and enemies_electrocuting them to death in an electric explosion.

"Woah.", I said.

"I learned from Roland."

I put in shells into my SPAS-12 and put it away for my QBB-95. I put in a fresh magazine into the fucker and cocked it, and smiled at her,

"Let's run!"

~On the Dam~

We were on the dry Dam that over looked everywhere around us and a giant, Hindu statue of Marcus stood in the distance with many arms holding guns coming out of it. Loaders came crashing down from the orbital platform above.

"Look like Marcus has a fan base."

"No shit.", Twilight replied while cocking her SV98

"Look", I said as I saw Roland being taken away towards to whats on the other side of whats left of the dam.

"Hurry soldier.", Roland said as he was taken away.

"They didn't send Wilhelm did he? PLEASE TELL ME HE DIDN'T SEND WILHEM!", Angel said.

"Who the fuck is Wilhelm?", Twilight said.

"You wouldn't want to meet him, trust me."

"Oookay.", I said.

"You go I snipe!", I nodded and I inspected the runway to find more another bandits v. Hyperion war going on here.

I headed towards the loaders that were just patrolling and they immediately spotted me and started shooting.

BANG!

Twilight shot the eye of one of them from a couple yards.

I set up my bipod and I got to shooting the shields but then something was new, these flying machines that I would call surveyors seem to repair the loaders and have defenses of their own. One of them came after Twilight,

BANG

I shot it out of the sky and it crashed, "Weak.", I said.

She nodded a thanks to me.

I shot more shields out with my shock QBB-95 while Twilight shot the eyes. which were their weakness. I would some times shoot their weapons off to leave them defenseless, other times I would throw my tediore SPAS-12 to kill a horde of them. Twilight came running on a fence to run up ahead and landed in front of a loader, but the real Twilight landed behind it and sliced its bottom from its hip she then grabbed the arm and threw it like a grenade towards another loader. I switched to my Vladof KH 2000 to take out the surveyors above and they sure were quite annoying than anything.

"ALRIGHT $20 bucks for Roland. Lets negotiate already."

"Command denied.", a loader said on the echo and then,

"RATATATATA", echo ends.

"At least we don't have to worry about the bandits as much.", I said.

"Well we still have Jackass but I guess you are right.".

We saw a loader picking up a bandit screaming for help. The loader then punched through his chest from across a tight bridge and threw the lifeless body over the edge and continued firing.

I switched to my M9 and shot the loader three times in the eye, I deployed my little drone with my QBB-95 and it walked up the path way and fired at the other drones. Me and Twilight ran up a little metal slant and fired our assault rifles down range at the loaders. For longer ranged Twilight switched to her sniper rifle and I vaulted over the cover to get up close and personal with my corrosive SPAS-12. Twilight took out her UMP .45 and we ran along the buildings on each side while shooting. We reloaded jumped into the middle, now we were back-to-back with my SPAS-12 and her UMP .45. We killed the rest of the bots and we were now near the Marcus statue.

We saw the constructor already building some a turret.

"Destroy this piece of shit so we can get out of here!", Roland said.

We slid to cover from the incoming turret's fire and the laser beam the constructor's eye made.

I threw a full magazine of the SPAS-12 tediore and it exploded acid all over the constructor and the destroying the turret and disabling the constructor's laser. I fired a SMAW at one of its legs and destroyed it_releasing Roland without damaging him.

"Good work soldier it is not over yet."

He grabbed an Torque assault rifle on the ground.

BOOM!

We turned towards a loader with two huge guns on the arms and as well as a squad of loaders that dropped from the satellite above

We took out our assault rifles and fired.

The badass loader was ready to fire.

"GET DOWN!", Roland said and we were fortunate enough that the barricade we hid behind was strong enough to absorb the barrage of projectiles.

Roland laid down a turret of his own.

"GET NEAR MY TURRET.", we hid behind the cover of the turret.

BANG BANG BANG

We fired_aiming for the badass. loader. With the Badass loader the only thing left to kill now, we ran up to the loader.

It was on the edge of the damn while it was charging it weapons but then we both karate kicked it_knocking it over the edge.

"YEAAH!", we said in unison as we high fived/hoofed.

Roland walked up to us_panting, "Thanks mr...."

"Blake and this is Twilight.", I pointed to Twilight.

"Sup.", Twilight said as she came over to me.

"And before you ask, we both come from our own separate dimensions and we hope to maybe use the Vault to some how get back to our own worlds."

Roland spoke, "Well that explains it, wait you two aren't a couple are you?"

"Why yes we are!"

"Well you see I used to be a girlfriend of Lilith and I am sure you know her until I broke up with her but anyway I'll discuss this later at the HQ."

"Man you should've seen us when we were in that tank!", Twilight made hoof gestures, "We blasted through most of the dam to get to you."

"Oh so that is what those loud noises were, wait where did you get a tank?"

"Let's just say we found it at a junkyard, anyways back to HQ"

~Misson score (machines count as kills)~

Blake 189 kills

Twilight 210 kills

Money looted: $81,992

Money total: $357,981

We were on chairs when he was giving a lecture including Lilith.

"I have to be honest here we are losing this war, but we have newer intel about the Vault and where the Vault key may be stashed."

"Continue.", Twilight said as she switched to a criss-cross position in her seat.

"This Vault Jack will find, when opened, will create a rift to anywhere you desire. If you help us take out Jack, Twilight and Blake: we will get you to your own worlds."

"Well we actually decided on that we both would go to her world of Equestria.", I pointed a thumb to her.

"And also we have a person who knows about the whereabouts of the Vault key.".

"And where is he?", Lilith asked.

"He's out here.", he put the coordinates in our echos, "Out in the Tundra Express, ask for an update once meet him there, he said no later than 900 so get some rest.", he turned to Lilith, "and Lilith I need you to stay with me and help protect Sanctuary."

"So how did those bandits snag you anyway?", Lilith asked.

He sighed, "Well I was taking a leak and one of them knocked me out from behind."

She chuckled, "Wow you are a dumb-ass."

"He he- yeah um total dumb-ass", Me and Twilight failed miserably from hiding our laughing.

"I am just kidding, I am happy to see your alive Roland!"

"Um yeah thanks, well anyway we should also give you soldiers code names?"

Twilight spoke, "Oh yeah Blake told me about them and I think it is a good idea we should."

"Blake your code name will be "Tangent"."

"Wow opposite over adjacent, that actually suits you Blake!"

"Wow it kind of does and for Twilight?"

"Her's will be "Pi" and I gave you these names because of how smart you couple are, any questions about the mission?"

Me and Twilight regained our composure, got up from our seats, and saluted in biped position, "No Sir!"

"Dismissed"

"YES SIR!", we both said in unison and determination.

Me and Twilight headed to our room.

We turned off the lights and now we were hugging and kissing on the bed with our clothes on (except our headwear) at the same altitude. We decided we were too lazy to take most of our clothes off so we slept on the made covers so we were ready first thing in the morning.

"I fucking love you Blake.", she pulled me into another kiss and every inch of moving around in her mouth was so exhilarating.

We paused our kissing for a moment and I pushed away and put a hand on my chest,

"With all my heart and blood Twilight.".

She made a tear and pulled me into another kiss.

"You promise we'll always be together no matter what Blake?", Twilight looked in to my eyes, even though the lights were of her horn lit the room.

"To the end of time, and to hell and back, no matter where you go Twilight, I will always be there for you.", I made a tear and I kissed her some more.

"You really mean that?"

"I do...".

"What did I do to deserve you?".

"Good night Twilight.", Twilight's horn fainted.

"Good night *sniff* Blake" , with heavy emotion we kissed and cried tears of joy to sleep and I really did mean that, I would die for her, she is just too precious for me to ever part from her.