"He says that Captain Flynt has ClapTrap's boat and he is just five miles south of here according to what the bandit leader said.", I said as Twilight took a bite of her skag-steak at the dinner table (and yes she loves meat now, what have I done?).

"Alright.", Sir Hammerlock says, "When do you want to strike?"

"I think it may be best to strike tomorrow at noon or at night or whenever we feel like it."

"Tonight sounds about right, I think I should stay here and wait for you to bring over the boat at the docks over there because we need Claptrap."

I sighed, "Well I understand."

"GET READY MAH MINIONS, GO KICK SOME ASS OUT THERE FOR ME."

"yes sir". Twilight said sarcastically.

I yawned and out down my napkin, "Well I think it is best that we rest up for tomorrow."

We were walking the halls when Twilight pulled me on to her bed so we could make out with us side-by-side on the bed.

"You did pretty good out there Twilight, better than me really!", she blushed a little in response.

"Oh it was nothing."

"You learn fast Twilight I mean it"

She put her hooves around my neck and brought me into an amazing kiss in response.

"It is what I am known to be a lot back at home.", I was proud of her dominance.

"I love you Twilight!"

"I love you too Blake!", we made another kiss and fell fast asleep_holding on to her.

HOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKK!

,the ship was ready to leave when I looked at it from an cliff through my binoculars in the slightly, snowy, overcast morning. The huge ship had a dragon-head hull and anesthetic wings with occasional fire coming out of it. The bridge of the ship stood in the back of the ship and the dock had fences and gates surrounding it. The ship stood parallel and touching the coast.

"Shit, it looks like it is getting ready to leave!", I said as I saw it getting loaded.

"He must have Claptrap's boat in there.", or we could just use Flynt's boat.

Twilight looked at the cliff that stood above the hull of the ship, "It is a good thing we have ropes."

We ran over to the side of the cliff that looked over the hull of the ship., "It's a good thing we brought some thermite charges to end this fucker's pirating.", she nodded and we took out our rappelling gear . I looked over the cliff to find out the cliff went over just the side of the ship and next to a ladder on the side.

We stook tied our ropes and dropped to the side of the ship we, then a ladder on the side of the ship and swung towards it_allowing us to climb to the side of the ship. Just above us were two bandits, unaware of our presence.

"Nice fucking ship we have here.", Bandit #1 said

Bandit number 2 replied: "Can't wait to see what bitches we are gonna-HMFF, "The bandits were cut off when they got stabbed in the back of the neck-bone with knives and thrown off the ship leaving nobody else nearby to help.

We hopped on to the ship and I gestured to Twilight to follow me.

"woah!", we both said as the ship began to move out into the sea.

"Let's kill Captain Flynt, locate our boat, and blow the termite charges.", I whispered to Twilight as I took out and readied my XM8 and stood by a door with Twilight ready with her M5K on the other side. I looked carefully in to the window of the cabin,

"I count five in there playing on a poker table", I whispered to Twilight.

I gestured a count down, "3 2 1..."

"HA! GAME OVER I WIN.", Bandit #1 said as he took all the chips.

"Fuck you, I saw you che-"

BANG BANG BANG!

They were interrupted when I kicked their door open and Twilight and I came in guns blazing_alerting the whole ship.

The intercom soon sounded later"This is Captain Flynt, we have some new torture dolls to capture, GET THEM; I'll give ten thousand to the one who brings me their heads."

"This is gonna be fun!", Twilight said as she put a fresh mag into her M5k.

I pulled out my shotgun and pumped it with one hand, "Let's find this son of a bitch.", I said coldly.

"I WANT THOSE FUCKERS NOW!", Captain Flynt said as he punched a midget psycho out of anger.

With everyone leaving in fear, Captain Flynt sighed holding his giant anchor in his left hand and his RPD-like-Bandit-fire-LMG in his right.

"If not then I am going to have to do this myself!", he said as he climbed up to the top of the command center on a king's chair_watching the imminent battle behind bullet proof glass.

After dozens of more kills done by me and Twilight (credit goes to Twilight for killing more):

BANG BANG BANG!

My now-automated little skit mounted with an LSAT went through a hall way in the ship killing everybody in it's path while Twilight and I looked badass with us back-to-back_checking our corners with our close-quarters weaponry. Twilight got a melee kill by running along side a wall over the gunfire and slashing a psycho in half with her katana. I got two melee kills by snapping the neck of a little psycho midget and throwing a tomahawk at a Marauder's (heavy) chest around a corner.

"HA HA HA HA!", she laughed with a psychotic smile as she pulled out her MTAR and I threw a live tediore shotgun into a room near by. We then were in the running engine room , just under the decks of the ship.

"I am planting these, cover me!" I said as I armed the thermite charges and planted them on a wall near the moving parts.

A marauder ran into the room and saw Twilight. He punched the unicorn but it just went through her like air.

From behind him, "NICE TRY!"

"ARRGH!", he had been grabbed from behind and his throat slit by Twilight with her hooves.

A flying hatchet came her way but she fucking turned around and caught it with her hoof and threw it back at the offending Psycho at his forehead. She noticed another two bandits behind her and threw a pair of shuriken at their chests and then overkilled them with a barrage of dual Barretas, she then pointed a gun in different, opposite directions killing two more bandits with three shots each and dropped the mags on the floor and put fresh mags in them. The dropped mags disappeared into her digital inventory. She then noticed me with my jaw gapping open just after done planting the charge.

She then smirked at me, "Jealous?".

SLASH!

I notice the Twilight in front of me was a hologram and turned around to see a bandit spilt in half, down the middle with a katana.

"Watch your fucking six next time!", she then winked.

I smiled and noticed a midget on my right,

BANG!,

I turned and used my shotgun with one hand., "Thanks I owe you one."

We then turned towards a ladder that led to the deck up above on the hull.

"Next objective kill Captain Ass Flynt.", Twilight said.

I readied my Torque assault rifle, "Ready?!"

"Lets do this!", she put a fresh magazine into her MTAR 'She just stole another line'.

I then noticed three DAHL riot shields near by.

"Twilight use your magic and provide mobile cover.", I pointed to the shields laying there. She then put the shields together side-by-side and we crouched behind them, Twilight had no trouble moving those objects and shooting.

We rounded the corner of a cargo crate and were faced with a huge courtyard with Captain Flynt on top of the Bridge and vents in the ground that vented flames in a pattern. The courtyard was filled with at least a hundred bandits and psychos_looking at us as if they were to run at the signal. It also had several pieces of cover everywhere.

"Our new torture dolls boys...", he stood up from his chair and held his anchor up high, "LETS TURN UP THE HEAT."

With this the bandits all fired at the riot shields and the psychos ran at us.

This didn't intimidate us all as we just smirked at them fiendishly.

Twilight first threw a hurricane of shuriken that killed 5 of the psychos and ran up the side of three-story cargo crate and went prone on top of the crate: sniping.

I ran to a behind a wide-horizontal pipe as soon as the levitated riot shields went up to the cover and dropped.

As I was busy deploying my little drone, two psychos earned a simultaneously slit in the throat with both melee weapons after vaulting over my piece of cover.

BANG BOOM

Twilight shot a gas tank and it blew away 5 bandits behind a piece of cover and created a wall of smoke. Out of the smoke came out my little killing machine and started killing 4 bandits immediately. I pulled out my XM8 and started firing and killing ten more.

BANG BANG BANG

Twilight was quick enough to shoot three enemies behind cover as soon as they ducked their heads in a THREE seconds with a BOLT-ACTION RIFLE.

After going through 3/4s of Flynt's men, "YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED.", he jumped from his throne and onto the floor I was on.

I ducked as soon...

BANG BANG BANG

...as he was going to fire his LMG at me, then I noticed Twilight has moved her sniper position to a different spot: halfway above the courtyard.

"I got this.", she echoed me.

BANG!

Even though the his shield survived the bullet, it made him flinch and lose his concentration on me.

Twilight went behind cover as soon as Flynt pointed the weapon and fired at Twilight.

'Don't you hurt her', I thought angrily as I readied my Torque assault rifle.

BANG BANG BANG

BOOM BOOM BOOM

The explosions destroyed his shield and knocked the LMG undamaged out of his hand. The smoke now manifested around him to the point where he was no longer visible.

Me and Twilight stopped firing but didn't assume it was over. We pointed our guns at the smoke and waited it for it to dissipate, Suddenly, just as expected, Flynt jumped super high and pissed with his anchor held in two hands and launched straight at me.

*click*

My gun was unfortunately empty and dodge-rolled to the right. It was seconds before he was able to hit me with his anchor. I took out my tomahawk and bowie knife,

"Bring it!", I said.

Out of rage he lunged at me again with his anchor and I sidestepped the attack. With his anchor stuck in the ground I ran up his anchor and butterfly kicked him is the face, unfortunately he smacked me and I was sent flying at a wall.

With me hurt on the ground Captain Flynt went up to me,

"Let's see you survive being tossed overboa- AAAAHHHHHHH", he was interrupted when he received a cut that bled in his arm from Twilight.

"DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MY COLTFRIEND!", she said with rage by him in a bipedal stance with her katana in both fore hooves.

"WHY YOU LITTLE FUCKTAR-", he swung his anchor at Twilight to find out that it was just a hologram,

"The fu...?-oof!", he was sent flying forwards from a kick from behind.

He recovered quickly from it and raged, "AAAHHHHHH!"

I got in front of Twilight to block the anchor with my knife. With us at a stalemate, I front-kicked him back and stabbed him in the shoulder with the bowie knife. Out of surprise: he acted like it wasn't there and continued to swing his anchor at us, probably from rage but then Twilight jumped on my shoulders and jumped at Flynt with her katana and

SLASH!

The katana blade went through the anchor like it was nothing and went cleanly through his neck. It took five seconds for him and his anchor to fall apart in two cause it was so clean of a cut.

She went up to Captain Flynt's head and picked it up with her hoof by the hair.

"I wonder how much his head is worth?", she smiled.

I smirked, "Probably a lot, let's keep it and Twilight?", I put an arm on her shoulder and metaphorically (I had my mask on) kissed her on the cheek, "Thanks for saving me; good job killing Flynt."

"No problem.", she smiled at me as she pulled me into another kiss.

"THIS WAY MOVE MOVE MOVE!", the mood was interrupted by a hoard of hostiles flooding the hull of the ship.

"Let's go.", I said as I took out my detonator and blew the thermite charge. The bandits stumbled as the ship bagan to explode and sink. I didn't forget to pick up Flynt's undamaged LMG either.

In three Minutes we were at the other side of the bridge and were baffled_looking at how much firepower Claptrap's boat carried. His ship appeared military about the size of a small-medium Yacht. It was DAHL and green all over had some sort of missile turret on the hull of the ship and best of all it had a fucking DAHL minigun in the back.

"I hope I know how to drive this thing.", I said as we got on to the boat and lowered it down into the water. Fortunately it was simple enough considering that it didn't need keys to start and the buttons were not confusing and labeled correctly. It even had a cord so I can connect my tablet to probably the misslies.

I set it to full throttle and just like that it went from 0 to 40 in just ten seconds and... "WE ARE OUT OF HERE, WOOOOOO!"

The boat we were on was just floating away (10 MPH) from the exploding ship when suddenly.

BOOM!

The water just next to the ship was hit by a cannon from behind and we both turned to see who it was.

It was a thirty-percent bigger ship with a HUGE smoking double cannon on the hull with 4 smaller bandit ships it hot pursuit of us.

"Don't you guys ever know when to fucking give up!", I said as the boat went to 60 mph and maneuvering. The bigger boat didn't go as fast but the smaller ones did.

"IT LOOKS LIKE I: BOOM and my little brother Bewm, won't until we have avenged Captain Flynt. LET THE FUSES BLOW BITCHES!", the one talking was the one on the cannon and the one driving was a midget probably his little brother and they both wore gold-colored armor.

"Twilight, see that gun over there?", she looked at it and nodded.

"Good now, flip that red panel right there and flip the switch inside of it to ready it, then aim and pull the trigger, I'll figure out how to-", I was interrupted when cannon shot the water next to us, " ugh work these misslies!", I drove the boat while trying to plug in my tablet into the boat I also had my Jakobs in one hand to ward off intruders on the ship.

"Okay!", Twilight followed my instructions and the barrels of the gun began to turn.

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

The gun sounded like a loud chainsaw and she tore through a bandit boat that was trying to board us it and exploded.

"WOOHOO TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS!", Twilight yelled and turned her gun to another bandit boat and did the same to that boat. A psycho jumped at our boat at the last second, but was met with a .357 magnum in the face. Twilight destroyed another boat with a kunai grenade and used up the last of the ammo on the last one.

"All out!", she yelled

BOOM!

"Shit and that was a close one,"

BOOM!

"but I think I got this thing ready.", I said as the tablet said, Target Acquired and below it Fire?.

I drove my boat towards there big boat and smirked, "TAKE THIS AND GO BOOM YOU LITTLE SHITS!".

BANG BANG BANG

The missiles shot out of the turret and the missiles turned into even tinier missiles and all at once:

BOOM!

Their whole entire ship was destroyed and left nothing but a burning carcass of the boat.

I smiled as we headed off to Lia-

"AAARRRRRGG, NO BODY KILLS MY LITTLE BROTHER BUT ME!."

We jump when we saw Boom jet packed to the top of our boat with a bunch of suicidal charges strapped to his chest and a Torque rocket launcher.

"NOW I AM GONNA MAKE YOU GO OUT WITH A B-", he was interrupted when I disarmed his rocket launcher and explosives and put my Jakobs and middle finger up to his face,

BANG!

"Thanks for the sweet gear buddy.", I said and NOW we were off to-

RAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

"OH COME ON!", Twilight said as a some giant creature with tentacles came out of the water.

"Um didn't Sir Hammerlock tell us that these were um..."

"T-threshers and this fucker's huge.", Twilight corrected.

This thresher has to be the size of a fucking two story building and had six eyes with some six other tentacles.

Beep!

I looked to my tablet and it says the minigun has been reloaded and the missiles are still being loaded.

"TWILIGHT, get on the gun the Minigun (don't ask why), has been reloaded, the missles are still being load-"

I was interrupted when the thresher made a vertical hit on the water next to us_sending us surfing on a tsunami.

"ON IT!", and just like that Twilight grabbed the minigun with her hooves and tried shooting the tentacles off but then something happened.

"Oh shit it can regenerate tentacles?", Twilight said.

"Aim for the head or more specifically eyes, they look important.", I pointed to my own eyes to gesture.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

She shot the eyes and it freaking worked. It's threshed about and then jumped over us and dove onto the other side of the boat_creating another tsunami wave.

Looking around nervously as I picked up the Torque Rocket Launcher that resembled a Javelin.

Suddenly the boat was grabbed a hold of by a tentacle that separated us and threw us at least 100 feet away from shore_almost capsizing the boat. We then bagan to feel something pushing up against the bottom of the boat, and surely enough it was the head of the water thresher and again we were luckily it didn't capsized when we violently landed.

RAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!

The monster then rose out of the water again and Twilight returned fire while I fired my javelin at it. It damaged the creature but not enough to make it give up. It then dove back into the water.

"We need to kill it before it destroys this boat!"

I looked at the dead body and hatched an idea.

"Here help me with his!", Twilight helped me with the body's legs and threw it overboard. Then I took his (thankfully) wireless detonator and drove far way from the body and YES, the thresher got out of the water and took the bait and ate it with it's tentacle.

In the distance, the thresher then opened its mouth and headed straight towards us like in the movie Jaws.

As soon as it got close Twilight interrupted my line, "Smile, you son of a-", SHE stole another line *flips table*!

BOOM!

A gross explosion of entrails got all over us and we both got serious seasickness from it but at least we were safe from getting eaten alive.

And NOW can we go sailing to.... oh fuck it.

I rested a hand on Twilight and kissed her as we sailed off into the sunset.

Mission score:

Blake: 129

Twilight: 181

"MY GOLLY, what happened to you?", Sir Hammerlock said while he (and Claptrap?) holding his nose.

"We ran into a thresher so I hope you like the new coat of red on your boat Clappy, how the hell did you get this anyway?"

"I found it by the docks over here."

"..."

"..."

"Well anyway we should wash and rest because we have a big day ahead of us when we get the fuck off this glacier."

Twilight giggled as we both made out on the bed.

"Hey Blake can I ask you something?"

"Yes?"

"How would you feel in a polygamy society?"

"A poly-what?"

"Polygamy and in Equestria Mares out number Stallions five to one and because of this it is frowned upon to be monogamist."

"Oh so you mean it is okay in your society to date more than one mare? Are you sure that won't ruin things between us because In my world polygamy is frowned upon because the ratio seems pretty even in my world."

"I would feel guilty to keep my friends and you from having time together."

"I actually would feel guilty choosing another mare or female over you because...", I kissed her on the lips, "I'd love you to be happy more than anything.", she blushed.

"I think it would be kinda best if we had a polygamy relationship and besides it is kinda sexy in a multiple way!".

I then made a "Hm, if it makes you feel better then maybe we can get one or two mares this relationship."

"Promise?"

"Promise.", we then made another kiss.

She then looked me with half-lit eyes again.

"We had an awful day today and no play.", she put a hoof on my chest and ran it down to my tightened crotch.

"I couldn't agree more, I should give you the most credit for spilling more blood than me.", she smiled proudly at this.

"Oh let's just fuck each other."

With her magic she took off everything at once with nothing but my cock.

"I-", she slapped my lightly which really turned me on.

"Shut up and pay attention.", she turned around and put her ass up to my face.

"Have fun.", she giggled and I was of to do what ever I want to her privates while she was going to suck my cock.

I let her go first and she grabbed the side of my dick with her hoof and started stroking it with her mouth and her tongue. I began lightly by licking the area between her tail and her anus which seemed to turn her on, the saliva ran down onto her anus and I can hear some "ohh"s coming from that. I licked the inside of her slit and oh boy it kinda tasted good actually and while with that I put a finger in her butt hole which she seemed to like too. In and out my finger and tongue went
with her juices pouring on to my face. Meanwhile at my crouch Twilight was about to overdose from pleasure from what was going on back there. She then deep throated the fucker and a whole mess of cum entered her throat and she went up to my ear and I heard a gulping noise.

I smiled, "Ready for level two?"

"You bet!"

With me on top now I inserted the penis into her vagina and the amount of pleasure that came from it blew my mind and her's as always. Her but muscles stiffened as I rammed the sucker in deeper but slow at first. I kissed her on the neck area and chest as I went in and out of her slit. I went up to her head and kissed on the lips and touched tongues. No longer holding the urge to go full speed: I rammed my cock in faster and harder and holy shit!

"This Oh never gets old, I could do this everyday."

"I *pant* agree Twilight, I wouldn't give a minute of being with you for my own world."

"Aw... oh you really mean it.", she made a tear of joy she pulled me into a kiss.

"OHH OHH OHH I am gonna cum!", about for what felt like fifteen minutes I creamed into her vagina and just like that we were beat with her vagina spewing out my cum.

Laying side-by-side we faced each other and kissed.

"I love you Blake!"

"I love you too Twilight.", I was so full of emotion and I cried a little to sleep from the experience.

After getting $100,000 from the Flynt bounty we decided to split it, buy, and sell some stuff from the vending machines.

Firearms: fire-painted Bandit LMG (RPD) w/ PKA-S sight, bipod, vertical fore grip, fire elemental, and flash suppressor, Black Vladof assault rifle (AN-94) , 3.4x scope, angled fore grip, and heavy barrel, Gray Tediore pistol (MP-443 Grach) w/tactical flashlight , White-torque rocket launcher (Javelin), and regular Jakobs double-barrel sawn-off shotgun.

Melee: usual

Equipment: 4 grenades, MIRV grenade mod, and other necessities from before.

Appearance: same.

Action skill: automated skit.

Firearms: snow-camo-foliage Jakobs bolt-action sniper rifle (JNG-90) w/ 8x scope, laser sight, straight pull bolt, and bipod, Daul Carbine (H&K G36C) w/ Holographic sight, Tactical fore grip, and heavy barrel, Jakobs (S&W .500) w/ fire elemental, and Vladof SMG (PP-2000)

Melee: usual

Equipment: 4 grenades, kunai grenade mod, and same other necessities as before

Appearance: same.

Action skill: Substitution

Sir Hammerlock looked at us as he was finished cleaning and fueling the boat. Claptrap sat in the back of the boat. The end of the barrel of the minigun said "Say Cheese" on it.

"I see you are all ready fellows!", he gestured us to get on the boat, "after you."

We nodded and we all got on the boat with Sir Hammerlock as the driver, me as the navigation and rockets manager, Twilight as the gunner, and Claptrap as the annoying radio with only one song, "Wub wub wub wub wub wub".

'This is gonna be a long trip.', I thought.

Twilight sighed and said, "Lets get the fuck off this glacier already."