Ponylands: 2P Co-op (Borderlands2 x FIM x human)
Chapter 3: 3 Symbiosis
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After eating breakfast (and oh boy Twilight sure did like having bacon the 2nd time) we headed out to the combat training room with our robes on and each took another pill. After learning for about an hour and a half, we were off to learn some parkour then he'll give us our level one black-belts. I noticed Twilight learned a lot faster than me for some reason, which kinda made her even hotter, I thought.
"Alright I am going to give you your black belts at the end of training but now you are going to learn some parkour.",
With that said he brought out a all-in-one parkour training set that folded out of a tiny brief-case, "Now lets start with..."
~3 hours later~
When the pills wore off we both felt like we just ran the whole Earth twice with no breaks.
And holy shit Sir Hammerlock is going to need insurance for his wooden dummies because Twilight trained so hard to the point where she unexpectedly chopped the whole arms off and even the base on ALL of them! They were made out of fucking HARDWOOD too!
After we took our water break, we stood side-by-side in biped position with our fore-appendages at our sides.
"Now I am happily grateful at how far you have come, you have shown great feats of courage, honor, and generosity and for that you earn a spot to be black-belts...", he looks at Twilight with pride in particular, ", but you Twilight have earned a slight bonus!"
"Huh?", she said with widened eyes.
"You have seemed to learn faster for some reason and have earned a level-two black belt."
"You're shitting me." she said as she smiled fiendishly afterwards.
"I have seen you naturally picked up considerably faster than me and Blake here,...", he looks back at me, "...no offense".
"None taken, I am happy and honored for Twilight to earn that belt.", I smiled warmly.
"Thank you Blake, sure you are not jealous of me?"
"No, I honestly think you needed that skill more than I do...", 'And don't ever piss her off.', I thought. We took off our purple belts and put on our black belts.
"Class dismissed."
"Arigato", we said in unison and bowed.
~in the washroom~
I was just taking my private shower when I saw that my girlfriend: Twilight, trotting in with half-lit eyes and smiling.
I blushed with her seeing me naked and nervously said, "Hey Twilight.", I rubbed the back of her mane and she can tell my 'excitement' has gone up suddenly from looking at my crotch. She immediately hugged me and pulled me into another fine kiss.
When she pulled away, turned around and put both fore hooves on the opposite wall with her tail revealing her in serious heat, and that position made my dick harden so much that I thought it was going to burst with blood. She was hypnotizing me even more by moving her ass left to right repeatedly.
"We sure did have a long day and I think someone needs to have a little fun.", she said_looking at me with her peripherals.
"I think you do too," with that said I couldn't hold my urge any longer and held the sides of her flank. With my penis already lubricated by the shower-water I held a my penis with on hand and carefully inserted it into her ass all the way this time.
"Oh ooooh!", I said as I licked her upper-back with my tongue. She seemed to be enjoying as she orgasmed. The running water that flowed around our bodies only added to the vibe. I grabbed her by her cutie marks and leaned my head in even further more to kiss her on the mane.
After about five minutes of "ooh"s and "ahh"s from Twilight we both got tired I took out my penis and semen flew out of her vagina like a hose.
She turned around on her hind hooves before I held her on both sides of her ass to lift her up against the tile wall while we mouth-grab-kiss again. Twilight toppled us to the ground out of lust, it hurt with me as the cushion, but it was worth it considering Twilight was still kissing me. She rubbed my hardened dick against her stomach as we kissed messy.
Panting Twilight spoke, "Never new male humans would please a mare like that."
"I think you are lucky that I don't have a small penis like other male humans do.".
"I think we should get ready for bed", she yawned.
I yawned back, "okay."
We walked over to our bed and made out some more on it. We pulled our blankets over us.
"I love you Twilight.", I thrusted my tongue into her mouth while kissing her.
"I love you too, Blake.", and just like that we out like the lights in the room.
~Next and last combat training session~
Twilight began, "I think I would like to learn how to use a katana sword and shuriken since I saw you have a real one in the armory."
I spoke, "Then I would like to learn tomahawk combat training since I have one on me right now."
"Alright then it is set.", Sir Hammerlock said as he gave us non-lethal replicas of the real weapons like the sticky-shuriken, wooden katana to Twilight and a wooden tomahawk to me.
With the pills he gave us to take, "Alright Twilight lets practice a good counter with the katana and Blake lets practice throwing it from one hand into the other while in combat.".
~
During the first hour, Twilight was already getting fairly good at using the katana in her short-telekinetic grasp, her mouth, and her levitation. After mastering the katana well, she learned how to grab shuriken and throw them with her telekinetic grasps and hooves: almost all perfect targets. I have gotten pretty good at precisely throwing my tomahawk at a dummy's head and close encounters with it. I think I may have messed up a bit from getting distracted by looking at Twilight's sexy fighting stances. We both also learned some survival-knife combat as well with some wooden knives. I learned how to use the knife and tomahawk combination in combat effectively by holding the knife in my left hand and the tomahawk in my right.
After the drugs wore off 2 hours later, we were now professionals at the weapons we desired. We were now effective killing machines at close quarters.
~Tomorrow, noon at the firing range~
We were ready at the firing range with our regular clothes, holsters, and echo devices on.
"Now lets go over the firearms available, first lets start off small, shall we?", he pulls out two loaded pistols resembling Beretta 93rs.
"A lot of modern Dual weaponry you encounter will usually have low recoil which is what they specialize in."
He hands each of us the guns and gave us some ear protection and when we touched our guns the ammo count displayed at the bottom right of our HUD.
"Aren't those burst fire?", I asked.
"Burst fire?", Twilight asked
"Burst fire is a mode that fires a certain amount of multiple bullets for every trigger pull."
Sir Hammerlock intervened, "Yes this is burst fire, in fact virtually all modern Dual firearms have a burst fire mode on them. Do you know how to work these?"
"We have worked with a similar gun so I don't think this should be anything new.", Twilight said.
With that said we both took a gun and headed to our booths at the shooting range. At the end of the shooting range Sir Hammerlock put a pair of Holographic dummies 20 yards away with targets on the most critical areas.
Twilight and I practiced loading bullets in to our magazines, loading them, and cocking the guns before firing. We both made sure it was on semi-auto first.
BANG!
,I made the first shot and the first bullet hit the dummy in the stomach area. When the bullet hit, it made a bullet hole and it lit red.
BANG!
,Twilight pulled the trigger with her hooves and made her first shot and it hit the directly in the head, not surprising since she was pretty good at shuriken throwing.
We both switched to burst-fire and surprisingly the Beretta was easy to handle with the little fore grip attached when we both fired the guns in unison.
After five minutes of shooting:
"I can also extend the back wall up to three times for rifle challenges."
"Sweet."
"Whats a rifle?"
Sir Hammerlock goes in to the armory and comes back our with two camo-white H&K XM8s, "These dear are a type of rifle called an Assault rifle, all rifles are guns that are meant to shoot medium-to-long-range, these in particular are all-purpose weapons."
He gave us the Assault rifles and practiced loading and cocking the weapon like we did with the Berettas.
"I am now going to extend it twice its size for this particular situation."
The wall in the back creaked loudly as it went back, when it stopped the dummies teleported to the back end.
"First go semi-auto, then if you want switch to full-auto for a feel."
BANG!, Twilight made her first shot.
"WOW amazing!", she said as she got a perfect chest shot.
BANG! I made a lung shot, I looked at her torn-up dummy 'Wow Twilight is pretty good with guns too, you just never get enough competent girls on my planet!'.
After few more shots Twilight switched to full-auto:
RATATATATATATATATATA!
"HA ha ha ha. Woooooo, fuck yeah!", Twilight laughed with power. She can also do it equally effective in her telekinetic grasp though she prefers it in her hooves for some reason.
I realized Sir Hammerlock has come back from the armory again with the Berett M98B and the LSAT in BOTH hands FULLY-LOADED (strong I know!).
"What are those?", Twilight asked.
"This one right here is a sniper-rifle meant for long-ranges and...", he held up the other gun, "..this is a light-machine gun (LMG for short)."
"Why is it called a LIGHT machine gun if it is heavy?", Twilight asked
"It is a lighter version of heavier machine guns and it is meant to be mainly a stationary/mobile weapon."
"Cool!", we both said.
I looked towards Twilight, "You pick first."
Twilight went over to the sniper and traded in her assault rifle for it.
I went over to the LMG and grabbed it and it felt surprisingly light but then I remember from research how this was actually a new, recent weapon that used very light-type of ammunition so you could be more mobile with it (5.56 mm I think?).
We both went over to the booths and SIr Hammerlock put the wall as far back as possible, he said he can add wind into the range so that we can practice compensating for the wind, but we wanted to try with no wind first.
Like all other guns we used we practiced reloading the guns and readied them on our bipods and oh damn Twilight's ass looked sexy from her stance.
RATATATATATATATA!
I fired first and oh boy it was a blast_putting a hundred pieces of lead into a target.
BANG!
Twilight already had learned how to use the scope on the gun and she made a perfect head shot which made the head explode.
"Holy shit Twilight you are on a role!"
She smiled at me through the bullet-proof glass that separated the booths, "Thanks and you are too!"
We were later introduced to SMGs and shotguns and we had no problem practicing them.
He hands out a grenade in each hand.
"Grenades?", I said
"What are grenades?", Twilight asked.
"Here I'll show you, Hammerlock?", with that said, Hammerlock lad down a group of 6 dummies in a circle in the firing range.
"Don't worry about damaging anything, these walls are blast-proof."
I pulled a pin from the grenade with my mouth and threw it at the crowd and
BOOM, the shock wave sent the limbs tearing and flying.
"That is a grenade."
Twilight did it her self to another group of dummies.
"That was amazing!", Twilight said bouncing up and down.
"There are also things called grenade mods which will change a grenades behavior."
"Grenade mods?", I said.
"Doesn't make much sense, I know, but It work doesn't it?"
"Do you have any at the moment?"
"No, Grenade mods weren't invented until the early 24th century and you need to buy one with cash from a Marcus vending machine which we don't have, but fortunately I have something you two will like.", he pulls out two metallic objects.
"Shields, put these on any part of your body and it will deflect projectiles like body armor but it will wear out so you must wait for it to recharge when the shield is depleted."
When we strapped our shields on, I saw that my HUD have a blue Shield count bar.
"And finally I want to say you are now ready to be soldiers and the potential saviors of this planet.", he hands out two pairs of what appear to be dog tags with our full names on them and a vault symbol on the other tag. The dog tags were carbon-fiber and black with the letters and vault symbol chalk-white.
"What are those?", Twilight asked.
"These are your own personal dog tags I made last night that you shall always personally keep."
"We are honored Sir Hammerlock to be receiving these.", I said as we both put the dog tags around our necks tightly so it wouldn't hang loose.
"Your first assignments will begin today; follow me to the bounty board outside."
~bounty board~
We went over to the frosted bounty board and it projected a holograph of a wanted poster with a picture and a map of where the bounty is:
MIdget and His bullymong: Midgemong WANTED DEAD: reward: $5,000 for bullymong, $20,000 for midget. Put their heads here as proof.
"We are going to hunt a bullymong-riding midget, all by ourselves?", I said as we both tried to suppress our laughter.
"Yes, so just get whatever gear you can put together in the armory and meet me in that garage over there. Improvise if you need to and take your time!",
We both did a biped position and saluted "YES SIR", we ran towards his hideout as he ran towards his garage in the distance.
~armory~
We went to the armory and found a little machine with skits and a tablet that seemed to be the operating system. I noticed you could put a gun on it and I hatched an idea. We then spent another thirty minutes searching for useful stuff. The crafting table in there helped us put on our attachments and improvise.
~Thirty mins later~
Blake's loadout:
Firearms: H&K XM8 w/ACOG, angle fore grip, and heavy barrel, Tediore shotgun w/reflex sight, tactical flashlight, and laser sight, Jakobs revolver, and LSATw/bipod, HOLO sight, tactical fore grip, and flash suppressor
Melee: Tomahawk and Bowie knife.
Equipment: Shield, flashlight, 3 grenades, 2 Dr. Zed health syringes, climbing gear, and binoculars
Action skill: can fuck shit up by using a remote control skit and equip it with any gun.
Twilight's loadout:
Firearms: IMI Micro Tavor 21 w/ vertical foregrip and tactical flashlight, HOLO sight, and flash suppressor, Maliwan fire semi-automatic, H&K MP7 w/laser sight and kobra sight, dual Beretta 93rs, and Berett M98B w/ bipod, 8x scope, and straight pull bolt.
Melee:Katana, 10 Shuriken, and Tanto.
Appearance: Snow-camo wardrobe and a Japanese Kasa
Equipment: same as Blake
Action skill:
"Hey Blake over here.", I look over to my right to see Twilight just standing there.
"Ye- HOLY SHIT", I jumped when I felt a hoof poke my back. I looked back to see another Twilight laughing her ass off.
"I have a neat device that can lay down a substitute while I go in cloak for a few seconds, isn't it the shit?", she pointed to a little chest-device that glowed purple.
I tried to scold her for scaring me, but I couldn't cause I was also trying to suppress a involuntary laugh at my own misfortune. I held and cocked my XM8, "Ready?"
She readied her MTAR-21 in her hooves and put it in her telekinetic grasp, "Lets kick some ass!".
~In the garage~
We stood outside of the garage and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal something underneath a white blanket
"Ah there you are Vault Hunters, I see you look astounding and ready today.", Sir Hammerlock was by the door controls.
"So what is this?"
He pulled the sheet off to reveal an armored, two seater snowmobile. The snowmobile is designed so that the passenger is in the front and the driver in the back.
"I call her the Snow Devil and she is going to get you to Midgemong's hideout because it is a long way to walk"
"I'll drive, you take shotgun.", she nodded and JUMP-FLIPPED into the front seat.
As Hammerlock was priming the engine I vaulted into the back seat. When he was done priming the engine, he walked up to me to teach me how to use it. 'Doesn't seem to hard', I thought once he was done.
"According to this bounty he is 3 miles north of here in Blackburn Cove, be sure to follow the blip on your maps and take your time trying to take him down."
"Gotcha", I smiled and looked at Twilight, "Ready Twilight?"
She nodded, I pressed the gas pedal and we were off with the wind blowing in our faces.
~Blackburn Cove~
With our vehicle covered in camouflage we stopped at a icy hill that looked over the small town of Blackburn cove. The whole town looked rusted and frosted like Liars Burg and it had small dock supported by a mess of boats. Some bandits in the camp looked even crazier with their hatchets and tomahawks like they are wanting to eat someone. A dozen bandits all stood behind a chain-link fence in around campfires and tents.
"Alright whats the plan.", Twilight whispered while looking through her sniper.
"Alright." I took out my skit and put the LSAT on it, "I am going to be using this while you provide sniper fire, then we'll go in and find our Midget and stick close!"
I placed my equipped skit and used the tablet to project the drone forward and it surprisingly went over the snow with maximum control, I now relied on the camera to see where I am going. It conveniently had a cross hair in the center where the LSAT is pointed at. The skit came across a little hole in the chain link fence just big enough to squeeze through.
One of the psychos saw the robot enter, "ARE YOU A NEW PERSON TO BE IN MY BLOOD PEN?", as soon as the other bandits and psychos saw the skit,
RATATATATATATATA!
Already the skit tore through a whole mess of skin and bone_taking out six of the bandits. I laugh psychotically as I stacked the kills.
One heavily armored dude came out of a near-by building.
BANG!
Suddenly a sniper round dazed him and already took half of his shield.
"Looks like they have shields too.", Twilight said.
RATATATATATA!
The skit took out all of the heavy's shield giving Twilight a clear...
BANG!
....Target, the bullet went through his neck_severing it. I can hear Twilight whispering about wind-speed, gravity, and the Coriolis effect with each shot.
"This is too much fun!", Twilight said raising a high-hoof.
I responded with a high-five, "I know right?"
After killing 10 hostiles the skit ran out of ammunition and teleported right back to my digital inventory where I can reload it later. I gestured to Twilight with my XM8, "Lets go."
She took out her MTAR, "Right behind you!"
We ran over to the fence and went over it parkour style. I landed in front of a live psycho and just when he was about to think,
SLASH!
In an instant I saw that Twilight's black blade was covered and dripping in blood held in her mouth like a fucking badass. The psycho fell apart in two_horizontally at the waist.
She immediately put the sword in her sheath on her waist, "Lets go.", I nodded then we were in a gun battle with a few more dozen bandits, psychos, and brutes.
BANG BANG BANG!
We both fired our guns and we were able to take out two at a time. I killed about 5 while Twilight had like freaken ten, 'She learns fast'. It quickly turned into a blood bath. Sometimes psychos would charge with hatchets towards our position but I would use my bowie knife to gut them otherwise Twilight would use her tanto and vice versa. When we went into buildings I took out my shotgun while Twilight used her MP7 in close quarters.
"CLEAR!"
We went up to the front of a small house.
BAM!
I kicked the door open to reveal more hostiles gathered around a table.
"Throw a frag in there!"
Twilight took out a grenade with her hoof and pulled the pin with her teeth.
BOOM!
Those that survived the explosion were taken a katana or a tomahawk to the face.
THUMP!
We turned out side to find our target outside riding his bullymong: Midgemong with a Torque Assault rifle in his hands
In a low voice the midget said, "GET READY TO GET FUCKED FUCKERS".
We took out our assault rifles and shot at Midgemong. He had a strong shield that absorbed the damage and with that he charged at us.
RAAAAWRRR!
,Yelled the bullymong.
We quickly dodge-rolled in different directions and then in an instant Twilight pulled out her dual 93rs while I pulled out my revolver. With us shooting the pair, the bullymong charged at Twilight to find out that it went through her like a hologram and little did they know that Twilight was taking a slash at the bullymong's leg from behind. I went behind cover took out my LSAT and took out the last of his shield. With this Twilight took out her Maliwan and fired a barrage while she was still in the air after jumping back. I took a jump at the midget at kicked him off his bullymong while he was stunned.
"NOW TWILIGHT", with this,
STAB!
, Twilight's whole katana blade went through the creatures chest. She then pulled it out, sliced off the head, and put it in her digital inventory.
With me still on top of the midget I took out my XM8 and fired a couple shots at his chest point blank_killing him. I then took out my bowie knife and sawed his little head off with no remorse cause we are now cool like that.
"HE KILLED MIDGEMONG, KILL HIM!", a bandit said in the distance.
"Lets make a break for it!"
With that said by me we desperately tried to dodge bullets as we ran to our vehicle. With our shields almost depleted we had to get to it. We fired a couple magnum and 9mm rounds back at the chasing bandits while we ran.
VROOM!
and we were off but unfortunately the bandits quickly caught up with some vehicles of their own with psychos hanging from the side and yelling, 'three', I counted.
"Holy shit what do we do?", I said
"I managed to pick this up before we got out.", Twilight smirked and pulled out a huge Torgue assault rifle.
I smiled and said, "Lets see what it does."
BANG BANG BANG
The assault rifle Twilight had shot fucking ROCKETS!
BOOM BOOM BOOM
The explosions blew up two of the pursuers and the last one got blinded and drove into the icy water.
"WOOOOOOO! YEAH!", I cheered and we made a high five/hoof.
Mission Complete
Mission Score:
Blake: 19 kills
Twilight: 32 kills
~bounty board~
I took the two heads and they got digitally transfered and we go a nice $25,000 in credit. I splited the money with Twilight 50/50.
"Lets see what we can get from the vending machines Twilight!"
"Wohoo!", Twilight responded with excitement.
Twilight brought a grenade mod that made her grenades act like kunai and I brought a Torgue grenade launcher attachment for my XM8 and a grenade mod that made my grenades into grenade launcher shells. With a lot of money left over we decided to save it for sanctuary since it had food you can buy.
~in the washroom~
I went to the washroom alone cause Twilight said she had to get something. I just finished my shower and wrapped the towel around my waist until I saw Twilight coming in looking as sexy as ever with nothing but a weapon holster and an empty XM8 on her back.
"Oh hi Twilight.", blushing.
"I notice that you get turned on when the mare gets the firepower, so I brought this empty, high-powered assault rifle to cheer you up.", she said chuckling.
"You mam' have read my mind.", getting hypnotized by her stance as she took the assault rifle off her back and licked the side of the gun. 'guns during sex? Why didn't I think of that?'
She then used her magic to remove my towel showing my hardened cock and pushed me to the ground on my ass. She turned around to reveal her tail raised up and her privates showing.
"Ready to fire?", she saying that, made my heart skip a beat or two.
"Oh my god.", I whispered to myself.
"Glad you like it.", hypnotizing me even more by moving her butt from side to side.
"Here hold this.", she then took out her assault rifle to give it to me to hold. With her sexy weapon holster on she sat down, and laid down on her back, she continued, "It is sexy when you have the firepower too my love."
"I love you Twilight."
"I love you too Blake."
I crawled over to Twilight and stood on top of her with the XM8 held in my right hand. I put the gun down by us to give her a kiss. After the kiss I delivered the payload by ramming the sucker in her slit and oh man it felt so good and just like always: Twilight enjoyed it as well. She is smarter than I thought cause she can read me like an echo device and I am known to not be so readable, I guess it is because love gets to me.
I kissed and licked her neck then I rammed the cock in and out faster. Our orgasms echo through out the room pretty loudly and oh boy, I hope they don't hear this. I took the time to slow down on the raming to kiss her on the lips.
"Oh fuck me Blake.", Twilight said and I speeded up the stroking. I can hear some muffled 'oohs' and 'ahhs' from her opened lips. Twilight used her two fore-hooves to take me into another kiss and oh boy the long-ass french kisses will never get old.
I took the penis out and a whole mess of cum came out of the pussy and I am again glad I can't get her pregnant. We both panted with each other side-by-side on the tile of the washroom.
"That *huff* was *huff* fucking awesome!", Twilight said
"You can *huff* say that *huff* again!", I responded.
Getting ready for bed: I put on my clothes and went into bed with Twilight.
We made another make-out session in the bed before saying,
"I love you Twilight!"
"I love you too Blake!", then just like that we were out.
~Tomorrow morning in the bunks~
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"What the-"
I said as we were brutally awoken by an alarm.
"Lets go find Hammerlock!", I nodded in response to Twilight.
We then went to the armory to get ready for whatever we are going to face:
~5 mins later~
Blake's Loadout:
Firearms: XM8 w/ grenade launcher, Holographic sight, and heavy barrel, Torque Assault Rifle, Jakobs Revolver, LSAT w/3.4x scope, flash suppressor, fore grip, and bipod,and Tediore shotgun w/ reflex and tactical flashlight.
Melee: tomahawk and bowie knife.
Appearance: white-camo overalls, eskimo hoodie, white snow boots, bandana covering mouth and nose, and sunglasses
equipment: 4 grenades, grenade launcher grenade mod, 5 M18 claymores, and a basic shield
Twilight's Loadout:
Firearms: MTAR-21 w/HOLO sight, vertical fore grip, and tactical flashlight, Maliwan pistol, dual Baretta 93rs, M5k w/Kobra sight and laser sight, and M98B w/8x scope, straight pull bolt, and bipod.
Melee: katana, tanto, and 10 shuriken.
Appearance: Snow-camo wardrobe, and japanese kasa
Equipment: kunai grenade mod, 4 grenades, and a basic shield.
~living room~
Sir Hammerlock just came in from outside as we ran in with Claptrap stretching and making yawning sounds, "Good you are ready, according to the sensors it looks like Midgemong's bandits are coming here in a couple minutes from the North. It looks like they are not done with you yet!"
"Oh shit!", trying desperately to think of something then I looked to Twilight.
"Alright Twilight are you...", I cocked Torque, "ready to kick some fucking ass?!"
Twilight cocked her M98B
"SIr Hammerlock I think it would be best if you stay here and look after Claptrap.", Sir Hammerlock nodded.
~outside~
With whatever time we had left until the bandits got here: I put down claymores all over the downhill since that was the only way they can get up here to the town. We set up some cover and put a LSAT on a concrete blockade as well as some sand bags we found in a shed. Twilight stood beside me with her M98B ready on a bipod.
"Alright I think we are ready, keep an eye out for any hostile activity and once they get close, open a can of whoop ass!"
"Okay!", she responded then looked through her scope.
"HOSTILES TWELVE A CLOCK, I COUNT 3 SNOWMOBILES and 2 JEEPS!"
"Alright wait for my signal.", I said as we heard the battle-cries of the bandits in the distance with me cocking my LSAT and holding it by the bipod.
"THEY ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MIDGEMONG!", a leader bandit said in the distance_unaware of the ambush set in place.
Once they were five hundred feet away they stopped and got out of their vehicles and started running and screaming this way.
"I count over 30 of them.", She whispered as they got closer.
BOOM!,
one of them ran into a Claymore
"NOW!", with that said,
BANG!
Twilight made the first shot while whispering something to herself about windspeed and gravity_blowing a bandit's head off and then I started to shoot them down with my LMG_taking out only two so far.
"IT'S A TRAP, FUCK THEM UP BITCHES!", they them returned the favor by firing at us but we had the upper hand as I took out my Torque.
BANG!
Twilight's shot went through three: one in the eye, one in the chest and one in the crotch.
When they got closer I noticed they had some midget psychos as well.
BANG BANG BANG
BOOM BOOM BOOM
The shots hit their vehicles and they exploded in to a beautiful glow of flame. It set at least three hostiles on fire and 5 limbless in the back.
Twilight then took out her MTAR and started shooting with it.
As soon as they were decimated, I yelled "WOOOOOOO!"
Twilight added "YEAAAAAAHHH, DON'T FUCK WITH THIS COUPLE!"
Our ammo in our guns ran out so Twilight switched to her M5K while I switched to my XM8. A psycho midget vaulted over and cover and began to swing his mini-axe at Twilight. She then blocked and stabbed him in the face with her tanto.
BANG BANG BANG!
We took out 6 more leaving only four left. Twilight then through a kunai bomb at their feet,
"HOLY SHIT GRENA-", was all the captain had to say before,
BOOM!
...they all had destroyed shields then Twilight threw a fury of 6 shuriken at them leaving the squad leader on the ground in pain with a shuriken in his stomach.
Before trying to kill him, we went up to him to interrogate him.
I cocked my Jakobs at him, "Where is Captain Flynt?", I smiled psychotically.
"Fuck you."
BANG!
I shot his kneecap, "AAAAAAHHHHHH"
"WHERE IS HE?!", Twilight said with anger.
"Alright Alright he is docked on a ship just 5 miles south along the coast. Go there and he'll take care of you bitches.", he laughed.
"We'll see about that."
BANG!
I shot him in the face then Twilight spat at his body.
"It looks like we are going to need some serious fucking firepower.", Twilight said coldly.
Mission Score:
Blake: 18 kills
Twilight: 22 kills
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