Unngh, Lonely Coltlan, Rainbow Dashie

(YEAAAH!)

The party starts now

Together on the track, the ponies are back!

The party starts now!

Party starts now baby roll with us, mares glancin' at our ride when we rollin' up!

(ROLLIN' UP!)

Buck through the doors ain't no holdin' back

(YEAH!)

Golden Apple at the bar like I gives a buck!

(COME ON!)

Mares shifty eyed when we trot onto the set, buck the stallions lookin'

Jealous play this back n' get mad

(YEAH YEAH!)

Wings on my side, horn on my head, you either get zapped, get smacked, or get bucked!

This is the tale! Of the great daring do, a mare so great, exploring the unknown!

(What?)

A Mystical Quest, in the land of Equestria!

Awesomeness follows, close in her steed!

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club

Buyin' all the salt lick so the fillies show us love

(AZHUITOL!)

Motherbucking nice-colt, I'm the top pony

Baddass on blast, I'm the number one bronie.

(DARING DO!)

Watch it mare, cause I ain't your mister nice colt

More like the meet ya take ya home and buck ya twice colt!

All dressed up, nowhere to trot

and now I make ya feel crazy with th-

Now back to the good part,

From the day she was born, she yearned for adventure!

(Noo, damnit..)

The Great Daring Do, Giving them what for!

She's the explorer of the old

( Yeah uh huh..)

The Badass of Equestria!

(Oh Celestia)

But in Ahuitzol's traps, what lies in store?

Put your hooves in the air and yell buck yeah, come on!

(Daring Do!)

What?

(Rainbow Dash!)

No...

From the front to the back say hay ya!

(Ahuitzotl)

Nope..

(Giant Panther!)

Wrong!

Rainbow Dashie, we're really gonna need you to focus up!

Oh yeah, I got it! let me try another book!

(Wait n-)

Life is a tray of muffins, and my name is Derpy Hooves!

(Not Better!)

Though I'm not the best Mailmare, I give Dinky all my love!

(Come on!)

Alright then, I'm a shy librarian, Twilight Sparkle is my name!

(Oh Celestia no!)

Then you can call me Pinkie Pie, eating mountains of cupcakes!

(Ugh Whatever.)

You colts wanna party rough? OKAY! I'M RELOADED!

(Sh-)

-Insert Party Canon noises here.-

This is the tale, of Pinkamena Diane Pie! A Party Pony, whose a Element Of Harmony!

(Ugh Just finish it)

I Made A soufflé, but it deflated! This whole towns a cake, just waiting to get baaaked!

Oooookay, turns out Rainbow Dash is a complete bibliophile...