[No. Just. Why am I writing this? This is going to be awful. Just awful. I would add a comedy tag but I'm notoriously unfunny.]

Rainbow Dash (Also known amongst her fans as Rainbow Dashie) is quite famous these days. One of the fastest of the Wonderbolts and she's even an iconic figure amongst the hip young ponies of Equestria!

The Lonely Coltland, a newly formed band, made a huge hit with Equestrians everywhere with their hit songs like "I'm On A Cloud (Feat. Fluttershy)", "Like A Gem (Feat. Rarity)", Bucked It To The Ground (Feat. Applejack) and The Nerd (Feat. Twilight Sparkle) Though that last song had some terrible dance moves... Anyway, The members of The Lonely Coltland see an opportunity to work with the rainbow maned idol for their next big song!

Only good things can come from this, right?